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Post by Tommy Musashi on Apr 17, 2007 0:01:22 GMT -5
JP: And were back right here in GHW after that pleasant commercial break. Of course the first thing that pops in my mind is... WOW! Ray: I know! Those hot dogs just remind you of something don't they? Those men sucking and biting onto those delicious-JP: OK! No Ray I meant that this has been one hell of a PPV! I would have to say one of our best ones yet!*The titan tron flickers to life showing Hyper Elf walking down the corridors. His long trench coat flowing behind, and his shades covering up his mystic eyes. The normal grin that never seems to depart from his glorious complexion, and his long flowing hair that never loses its color. Ray: Wow, Hyper looks hotter then ever!Hyper suddenly stops and begins sniffing. He stares down the hall to his left and quickly walks down it. JP: Hey! Hyper! That isn't the way to the ring! Where you going?... oh no.. This is not time to have a snack!The Elf finally makes it to a stand where he orders two dozens of donuts, nicely packaged. The titan tron fades to black. JP: What is he planning to do with those?Ray: Who cares! I just want to know where hes going to put them.JP warns Ray by lifting his arm in the air. YOU THINK YOU KNOW ME
The Audience jump to their feet waiting for their favorite Donut hero. Fog seeps up from the ground, covering the entire entrance way. As Never gonna stop by Rob Zombie bursts through the speakers. Hyper Elf ruptures through the fog, a package of donuts in each hand. Lizzie: This match is scheduled for one fall, and falls count anywhere. The first man, or in this case elf coming to the ring at this time. Weighing in a 237 lbs., all the way from Concord, California. He is the master of the Hyperline, the Hyper Elf!The Elf Looks back and forth first, he then lifts up one dozen and drops it into his throat, crushing the box underneath his boots after finishing. The crowd makes a deafening roar with Hyper running down the ramp and sliding into the ring. The camera quickly pans the audience one last time, with signs that print "Hyperline me Elf," "Whats did you say donut?", and "Alex will bow down to the Donut god." Hyper Elf tosses the other dozen of donuts into the audience before back flipping off of the turnbuckle. He moves on to the other corner waiting for the chorus to come around and then leaping onto the top rope of the turnbuckle, lifting his arms into the air. Flashes of light almost blinding the old Elf. He quickly leaps off, and begins pacing around the ring, throwing off his entrance attire and awaits his opponent to appear. tbc Alex Stall
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Post by Alex Stall on Apr 18, 2007 4:16:44 GMT -5
((Time for a change....))
Crazy Train - Ozzy Osbourne
The fans are screaming for Hyper Elf, who is still pacing around the ring waiting for his opponent to arrive. The sugar addict waits a few moments, still pacing before becoming a little annoyed at his opponent's lateness, the fans now chanting for Alex. The lights flicker quickly, followed by an explosion of pyros on the stage as Crazy Train by Ozzy Osbourne kicks in over the PA. The lights begin flashing red and yellow as the Titantron kicks in with a flaming show of words. The Fastest Growing Flame In GHW! shows first, followed by The Canadian Angel! both encompassed in the flames. The fans cheer wildly about the change in Alex's entrance.
Lizzie: And his opponent, from Toronto Ontario Canada, Weighing in at 187 lbs. The GHW Jr. Heavyweight Champion! Alex Stall!
Another explosion of pyros kicks the lights off into a rapid strobing in the dark as the main riff of the song comes over the PA. The silhouette of Alex Stall can be seen running out of the back and jumping in place on the stage. Alex does a corkscrew back flip on his feet, his landing kicking the lights back on with one last pyro blast. Alex stays down in a kneeling position, the Jr. Heavyweight title across his waist. He slowly lifts his arms out and holds up the four finger sign for the crowd to see, his head hung low to hide his face under his black baseball cap. The fans cheer ever louder as Alex stands quickly, pushing himself beyond standing into yet another back flip. Alex lands on his feet, still holding the four finger sign out to either side of himself. Alex slowly crosses his hands and makes the wings with them. The crowd follows along with him as he puts his hands over his heart and then point upward at a 45 degree angle.
JP: Looks like Alex is just brimming with energy folks. After his win against Hawkeye, who wouldn't be?
Ray: Alex looks so sexy when he is energetic and happy! Maybe he should beat Hawkeye more often and keep this going!
Alex begins running to the ring, clapping hands with fans on his way. He stops at the end of the ramp and looks around, feeling the excitement in the air for the match. Alex walks over to the guard rail, seeing a young boy. He takes off his signature sunglasses and slides them onto the kids face easily and puts his ball cap on the boys head. The fans go nuts over Alex's actions while making his way into the ring. Alex slides into the ring head first and walks to the middle. He takes off the Jr. Heavyweight belt and performs his side leg stretch, holding the belt in the air. Alex holds the four finger up in front of himself, showing off for the crowd even more.
JP: Alex sure has a way with the crowd. He is truly a fan favorite. This young man has talent, determination, and a heart for our beloved fans.
Ray: Not only does he have a heart for the fans, but he has the body to die for as well!
Alex stands up and hands the referee his title belt and keeps his shirt on for once. He paces around a bit, his energy level and morale high. Alex stretches out a little bit, staring down the donut eater with a friendly grin on his face.
TBCB: Hyper Elf
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Post by Tommy Musashi on Apr 19, 2007 0:07:59 GMT -5
A bell just outside the ring makes the signature sound that begins the match. Hyper and Alex begin the classic 'circle around one another' beginning. They move in closer to one another and just as they are about to lock up, the elf ducks underneath Alex to his behind, grabbing around his waist. But the Jr. Weight champion was quick enough to react and loosen Hypers grip just enough to spin around behind him. The old Californian unlocks Alex's grip around his waist and wraps him into a chicken wing.
JP: Wow! Look at this! Neither one of them is gaining any sort of advantage. They are both fast, quick, and have great technical skills!
Ray: And both have hot bods to die for!
Stall slaps his chest signifying the pain and reverses the move, followed by a sweep to Hypers legs. Hyper falls back but catches himself with his arms and brings about a kip up to carry himself back to his feet. Alex follows it quickly with a crescent kick where The elf was barely brisk enough to block it, but was pushed back slightly by the blow. Alex thereafter strikes Hyper with a strong clothesline.
JP: Wow finally! Somebody got a move in! And the audience is loving this!
Hyper Elf instantaneously stands to his feet. Alex leaves no time and tries for a jab with the right, but was breaked off by a kick to the gut. The elf strikes the back of his hand against the Jr. Weight champions chest not once, not twice, but three times. The Elf follows this up with an irish whip but Alex reverses the move throwing Hyper into the ropes and as he comes back he escalates forward over his opponent landing on his back, but pulls Alex down with him into a back pin. The young canadian kicks out just after a one count.
tbc Alex Stall
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Post by Alex Stall on Apr 20, 2007 18:17:35 GMT -5
((Alex isn't the GM anymore, it's Angel Marie, thought I'd let you know))
The two men make it to their feet quickly, Hyper shaking his head and Alex laughing lightly. They circle each other, waiting for the opportune moment before locking up. The two men jockey for position, pushing at each other and trying to shift the balance. Hyper Elf gets the slight size advantage over Alex and shifts his weight to one side, throwing Alex off balance. Hyper drops down and swings his leg and aims a sweep at Alex's ankles. The young Canadian does a quick back roll, over top of Hyper's foot and rolling up to his feet. The crowd cheers as Hyper Elf makes his way to his feet, running his hands through his gloriously colorful hair.
JP: Hyper Elf seems to be having trouble with Alex, seems he isn't used to fighting someone with such a similar style as his.
Ray: These two look even sexier than than Hawkeye and Alex going at it.
JP: Please god stop talking....
Hyper elf calls for another lock up and his opponent complies, pushing for position quickly. Alex gets the upper hand, kneeling down and shoving back up with all of his strength. Hyper topples backwards, losing his balance almost completely. Hyper stumbles back, only to be driven to the ground by a devilish dropkick by Alex. The Elf uses the momentum from the strike to roll back and up to his feet once more. Hyper brushes his chest off smiles as he circles the ring, his eyes on Alex.
JP: Alex and Hyper are having a hard time with each other. Alex seems to have the speed advantage, where Hyper has more strength.
Ray: They are so close though! It's like watching two brothers or something fight, they can just read each other.
Hyper aims for a Chop Block at Alex's knee, but finds no body at home. Alex rolls up to his feet from the side roll away from Hyper and aims a spear at the midsection of the Hyper one. Hyper Elf catches his opportune moment and plants Alex's head into the mat hard, flipping Alex over onto his back. Hyper Elf stands up and laughs lightly as he grabs a handful of Alex's hair. Hyper slowly aims to pull Alex up by the hair, but is caught by a precise Arm Drag to the mat. Both men proceed to roll over and onto their feet, shaking their heads at each other.
JP: These two seem better matched than Vlad and Brett, reversing moves and tricking their opponent every chance they get. This could be one hell of a match.
Ray: And the best part is, they will meet each other again for Hyper's last match, I guess Hyper and Alex just wanted one more good show to throw on Hyper's record.
JP: I am impressed, twice you've answered me without a single gay comment. Hell has officially frozen over, I hate to think what Vlad thinks about that....
TBCB: Hyper Elf
((Just building up, no need to go all out yet.))
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Post by Tommy Musashi on Apr 23, 2007 12:12:46 GMT -5
The two move in toward each other once again. Hyper reacts first by fake shifting to the right but ends up rolling to his left. It took a second for Alex to catch up. Yet it was too late as the Elf straps one of his arms around his opponents neck and performs a neck breaker.
Mr. Stall was still on the ground, taking a breather. Hyper grabs a lock of Alex's hair and yanks him to his feet, but Alex Stall grabs his legs forcing him to fall onto his back. He tries for a figure four leg lock but fails, as he was being pushed off into the ropes. Hyper rolls back to his feet, and charges at Alex Stall, the Canadian ducks under the clothesline and springboards off of a rope nearby drop kicking the Elf to the ground.
JP: Wow, this is going to be tough to decide who is going to win this match. They are both fast, agile-
Ray: flexible...
JP: Yes flexible-wait, damn it Ray, you thinking about them in bed again?
Ray: No, I was being honest. They are quite flexible.
JP: A devastating Knee drop to Hypers head by Alex Stall, what is he going to follow this up with?
Alex leaps onto the top rope, launching off with a tremendous moonsault onto Hyper. He crawls back over to him, lifting a leg for the pin. Two pounds were heard on the mat before Hyper was able to kick himself out. Stall grabs locks of Hypers magnificent hair, and lifts him up to his feet. Hyper was irishwhipped into the ropes, and as he came back the Canadian lifts his knee high, aiming for the face. Yet the the Californian slides underneath him, and as his opponent turned around. He super kicked Alex over the ropes, himself falling to the mat afterwords.
JP: Wow! What a combination of moves and tricks! Who thought Hyper would able to come back from that?
Ray: How come you always state the obvious Jimmy? I might be gay.. but come on!
Hyper sees his opportune moment quickly running to the other ropes to gain momentum. He comes back leaps high onto the top rope, flipping high into the air bending back into a shooting star press on the Jr. Heavyweight Champion outside the ring. A Holy shit chant begins to build up from the spectators.
JP: HOLY SHIT is right! It looks like a car crash out there!
tbc
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Post by Alex Stall on Apr 25, 2007 7:40:51 GMT -5
The two men lay on the outside of the ring, both hurt from Hyper's move. Alex is laying nearly motionless on his back where Hyper is laying on his stomach not five inches away from him. Hyper Elf, catching the least amount of impact from the move, begins to stand up slowly. Stall shows life about the time that Hyper gets to his hands and knees. Both men slowly try and return to a vertical base, Hyper having the advantage on time. Hyper Elf makes it to his feet just as Alex starts to rise from his knees. Hyper quickly spears Alex back to the ground, starting to feel a rage building and pushing him. Alex's back slams into the ground, driven harshly by the shoulder of the hyper one. Hyper Elf rolls over Alex and stands up, feeling his energy level grow even more.
JP: Hyper Elf seems pumped for this match, he has his old sadistic smile on his face. He sure knows how to prove his anger too, that spear had to hurt!
Ray: My old sadistic Hyper back? Glory to this day!
Alex rolls slowly onto his stomach, pushing himself to his hands and knees. He holds his stomach from the spear and coughs lightly from pain. Hyper walks over and picks the Canadian up by the hair, dragging him to the guard rail. The Californian proceeds to slam his opponent's head harshly into the rail, causing him to hit the ground wearily. The Elf makes his way back a step before running past Alex and jumping onto the guard rail. Using the momentum he built up, Hyper pushes off of the rail immediately and aims a perfect moonsault. The young Canadian rolls out of the way just in time, causing his opponent to hit the mat hard. Both men lay on the mats outside of the ring, breathing heavily. Alex is the first to try for a vertical base.
JP: Alex got lucky there! Hyper seemed to be on a good roll.
Ray: I could help Alex get lucky, all I need is a door to lock and....
JP unplugs Ray's microphone and continues to ignore him as usual. Alex makes it to a vertical base as Hyper Elf starts showing signs of consciousness near him. The Canadian lands a quick knee drop to the Elf's head, causing the hyper one to squirm around on the mat in pain. Alex returns to his vertical base and walks over to the ring, pulling the apron up and leaning over to look under it. Alex pulls out his signature staple gun and lifts it into the air, showing it to the crowd. The fans cheer, remembering Alex's final SCW match with Hawkeye and that stapler. Hyper Elf makes it to his hands and knees slowly, only to receive a staple into the jaw. Hyper throws himself onto his back and writhes in pain as he pulls the staple out of his face, causing blood to rush from the two little holes.
JP: Alex finally revives the staple gun incident he pulled on Hawkeye some months ago. Hyper elf won't be happy after that one.
Ray: Hyper's Beautiful Face!!!! NO!!!!!!
TBC: Hyper
((Ran too long, had to end early, sorry bro, we'll pull something good in the aftermath.))
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Post by Vladimir T. Strife on Apr 25, 2007 14:47:50 GMT -5
Match Over
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