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Post by harold the pretzel man on Jul 21, 2008 12:42:57 GMT -5
My stats gahwo.proboards55.com/index.cgi?board=rpcontracts&action=display&thread=5970The following contest is a Ladder match to determine the number one contender for the Tuesday Night Triumph TV Title!The crowd cheers loudly in excitement! Now entering the ring, from Philladelphia, weighing in at 230 pounds... Harold the Pretzel Man!WHAT DOES EVERYBODY WANT??? blares over the PA The crowd responds loudly, PRETZELS!!!!Harold slides through the curtain without his vendor box, limping on his left leg. He has a piece of gauze still plastered above his right eye. Why is this guy even showing up tonight? He was massacred in the first round of the H-Games two weeks ago! On his preliminary exam the doctors said they wouldn't clear him to wrestle again for at least a month!Well, apparently he went to someone for a second opinion because he is here tonight. Although he certainly isn't one hubndred percent.When Harold arrives at the ring he pulls off his ring jacket very gingerly, revealing that his left shoulder is wrapped tightly in bandages as well. He hands the ring jacket and hat to an attendant and pulls himself up the stairs into the ring. After ducking through the ropes, Harold calls for a mic and the music cut out. How you all doing tonight, here at Red White and Bruised in jolly 'ol England?Crowd cheers at the cheap pop. Sorry I didn't have pretzels for you guys, I wasn't even cleared to wrestle until an hour ago, so I didn't have time to make any. Really sorry about that, mates!Crowd boos in dissappointment Mates? Who says that, really?Well, as you know, this a ladder match for a number one title contender's spot, but my opponent is pretty banged up too!Yeah Harold certainly isn't the only one banged up from the X-Games.So... Masked Psycho, you ready to do this? Or do you want to just save us both the aggravation to our injuries?Where is Harold going with this?You don't have to come down here.Harold picks up a ladder, and starts to set it up in the middle of the ring. Then I can just take down the briefcase now and save you a brutal beating.Harold starts to climb the ladder. And that will leave me fresh to take on the TV title champ...(TBCB Masked Psycho A Wray ASAP) |
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Post by gippy on Jul 23, 2008 1:59:53 GMT -5
Victim by Eighteen Visions is played through out the arena. 1… 2… 3… Go! Masked Psycho A Wray comes out from the back, looking hyped up as always and looks as if he is not suffering from any injuries.
You can't be saved
You've gone and dug your grave
And its getting deeper by the minute Masked Psycho A Wray comes down the ramp and gives some high 5’s and high 10’s to the fans. Charlie Coors: Making his way to the ring weighing at 250 lbs and at a height of 6’ 6 MASKED PSYCHO A WRAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYSo give me one
Good reason I should be forgivin' you when I don't care anyway
So give me two
good reasons I should be forgivin' you when I'm the victim today
Masked Psycho A Wray points at Harold and A Wray slides into the ring. The music cuts off and A Wray grabs a microphone. Masked Psycho A Wray: Oh I’m ready I’m all healed up after a no show last week. Yeah were battered and bruised but I want that TV title more then anyone in the locker room. I’ve busted my ass week in week out for this and now I’ve got that opportunity. Oh one more thing, you’re the one that’s going to get the brutal beating, and I’m the one that’s going to have that title shot. Ref, ring the bellMasked Psycho A Wray jumps on top of Harold and they start to brawl. Both of them roll off to the side and continue brawling. Eventually A Wray gets up to stop the brawl. A Wray picks up the Ladder and drives it into Harold’s gut. Big Al: Well Fuzz that’s the first usage of the ladder in this match.A Wray rolls back into the ring waiting for Harold to come back into the ring. A Wray makes a taunting gesture at Harold as he waits for him to come back into the ring. Harold realizing that A Wray has the upper hand doesn’t come into the ring unarmed and brings a ladder into the ring. Before A Wray can even get close to Harold, Harold hits A Wray in the abdomen with a ladder shot. Harold comes charging at A Wray but A Wray quickly stands up and flips him over. Harold starts to feel his injuries coming back to haunt him. A Wray walks over to Harold and Harold uses the roes to get up. They lock up in a grapple. A Wray quickly ducks underneath Harold and has Harold in a waist lock. A Wray leans back and executes a German suplex. A Wray isn’t letting go. A Wray leans back as hard as he can and pulls it off! The crowd yells out 2! Fuzz: Everyone knows what A Wray is going to do next!Just after Fuzz had finished A Wray leans back and lands the Triple Germans! A Wray feeling pretty safe and in control goes up to the top rope. He gives a signal to the fans that he is going to do an aerial move. A Wray bends his knees and goes for a diving eblow! Harold moves out of the way just a split second before A Wray landed some serious damage. Harold laughs at A Wray’s misfortune and starts to wear A Wray out with numerous kicks. Harold slams A Wray into the corner. Harold runs back and clotheslines A Wray almost ripping his head off. Harold puts A Wray onto the top rope. Harold climbs up the tope ropes and grabs a hold of A Wray. Harold pulls back A Wray looks like he is trying to stop it! But Harold catches A Wray off guard and Punches him to the gut and executes a Superplex! Both men are on the ground in agony. Harold’s adrenaline and momentum gets him up first A Wray gets up after a while. Big al: What a great match! Surely it can’t get any better?Fuzz: Oh it will you haven’t seen a decent ladder match yet.Harold clotheslines A Wray over the top rope. Harold doesn’t waste time and grabs the ladder and sets up in the middle of the ring. Harold climbs up the ladder. A Wray sees Harold climbing it and sprints towards the ladder! A Wray climbs up. Harold is reaching up to get the brief case! A Wray quickly Punches Harold in the gut and Harold retaliates with a huge punch to the jaw! Big Al: Oh lord! What is Harold doing! He’s going to put A Wray’s Career in danger!Harold leans back and executes a Superplex off the top of a ladder! A Wray lands straight on to his back and lays lifeless on the ground. Harold is lying in the ring also lifeless The GHW crowd starts chanting “This is Awesome” Fuzz: A Wray could be knocked out or maybe even paralyzed for what we know. He just fell off a ladder at high impact straight onto the hard ground.Harold finally shows signs of movement and grabs the bottom rope and ever so slowly gets up using the rope as his aide. Harold looks behind him and can see the lifeless A Wray on the ground. Harold just smiles and comes towards him. Harold as if A Wray was a rag doll just throws him into the ring. Harold drags A Wray into the middle of the ring and lets him lie there lifeless. Harold beginning to show off sets up the ladder over A Wray’s unconscious body. Harold climbs up slowly savoring the moment. Big Al: What’s this? A Wray can move!A Wray rolls over and Harold races to the top! A Wray pushes the ladder ever so carefully that it doesn’t fall. The Ladder is now at the edge of the ring. A Wray climbs up it. A Wray points to the commentators. Fuzz: Why on earth is he pointing at us?A Wray keeps climbing it and Harold and A Wray are at the top of the ladder. A Wray has a determined look on his face! A Wray gives Harold a huge punch that his teeth almost fly out of his jaw! A Wray grabs Harold’s head and A Wray goes for the bulldog! They both crash and burn straight on to the announcers table and the table breaks. Big Al: OH MY GOD! WE NEED SOME DOCTORS! GET SOME DOCTORS OUT HERE!The crowd goes ecstatic and chants “holy sh*t!” (tbc: Harold) |
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Post by harold the pretzel man on Jul 23, 2008 4:45:42 GMT -5
The referee, looking very worried, jumps out of the ring and runs to the carnage at ringside. He looks to the competitors to make sure they are still ok. The referee looks a little concerned, puts his ear to Harold's face, and calls for a stretcher.
Fuzz: Yeah, this is bad, man.
Big Al: Is he ending the match?
A Wray makes it to his feet, still a bit goofy in the back, but OK. He climbs back into the ring and starts to carefully reposition the ladder. The paramedics arrive with the stretcher and start to load Harold onto it. The Masked Psycho takes a second to look back at his handiwork and nod in approval. A Wray goes back to work as Harold kicks one of the paramedics and sits up. He gets to his feet and pulls a leather strap from under the ring. He rolls under the bottom rope to find A Wray beginning a slow escalation of the ladder. Harold lashes the back of A Wray with the belt. A Wray arches back and yelps with pain from the belt biting him right between the shoulder blades.
Big Al: Quite the recovery from the red-shirted rookie! What's his next move going to be?
Blue: Redshirt? Did you just make a Star Trek reference?
Al: No. Didn't you watch Harold's last match? He bled so much you couldn't see where the stripes stopped and the white began!
Fuzz: You are one disturbed individual, Mr. Mulligan.
Harold throws the belt to a corner and turns his back to A Wray just long enough to grab his chin overhead and pull directly down with all his weight and strength, driving them both to the canvas.
Fuzz: That could certainly change the momentum of a match! diving neckbreaker!
Harold is, surprisingly, first to his feet. He closes the ladder and props it up horizontally on the top turnbuckle and hoists up A Wray military press style. He goes to the corner and dumps him face first into the elevated ladder.
Fuzz: Oww. That didn't going to tickle. Believe it.
Big Al: This might be a good time to remind the folks at home not to try this for themselves. This match could easily shorten a career, if not two!
Harold moves the ladder to prop it up on the bottom rope, and then drapes A Wray over it, pinning him between the ropes and the ladder. Then he jumps over to perch his feet on the top rope. He stands tall, and stops to take a deep breath. The Masked Psycho, who is now quite aware of his predicament is now wriggling to free himself. As Harold drops down with his good (right) shoulder cocked to drive the elbow through A Wray's chest. Mustering every bit of strength, A Wray grabs the corner post and pulls himself (and the ladder into the corner farther. The resulting collision leaves Harold's arm hitting the very edge of the ladder with his upper arm. Something lets an audible pop and it's not the ladder breaking!
Fuzz: Oh my god! Looks like Harold just about tore his arm right from the socket!
Harold is now screaming like a little girl as he wrestles with his own arm as A Wray is trying to find a way out of his own cagey predicament.
Al: Wow! Now he seems to be trying to pull it back into place! A real fighter this one is!
A Wray finds himself unbolting the second rope at the cornerpost just to get himself out. Another audible pop is heard as A Wray gets the ring rope loose to escape and the Fighty fighty person and ladder both slide to the floor, jarring them both.
Al: It appears that Harold has *snicker* fixed his DISLOCATED SHOULDER and is now trying to will himself back into this fight!
Fuzz: What a battle this has been so far. Can we get a highlight reel for the match so far before A Wray gets back at this guy?
The Masked Psycho gets back to and LAUNCHES the ladder into the ring at Harold. The ladder catches Harold in the side of his bad leg and sends him crumbling into a heap on the mat. A Wray jumps back in the ring to return to his handiwork.
Fuzz: I'll take that as a no.
Al: Don't worry! There will be plenty time to recap after the match considering that the way these guys are hitting each other, they seem to think we got a five minute time limit or something!
(TBCB A Wray. I'll post more ASAP!)
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Post by gippy on Jul 25, 2008 2:48:48 GMT -5
A Wray wears down Harold with numerous kicks and punches. A Wray has had enough of toying with Harold. A Wray lifts up the ladder and sets it up near the corner. A Wray climbs up the ladder. Signals to the fans that he’s going to risk it all, A Wray jumps off as high as he can and connects with a diving elbow! The crowd goes ecstatic! The crowd again starts chanting *This is Awesome!* A Wray is first up and moves the ladder centre of the ring. A Wray climbs it slowly saving his moment in glory. Harold manages to get up and limps as fast as he can over to the other ladder in the ring. He lays it flat diagonally and gets a burst of strength and energy to run up it and clotheslines A Wray right off the ladder and straight outside the ring!
Big Al: Did you see the athleticism of Harold?!
Fuzz: I did the quick burst of speed and strength off Harold to pull that move.
Big Al: This just proves of how much pain and torture these Fighty fighty persons on GHW go through just for a title shot.
Harold regains his breath and uses the ropes to help his achy body up. Climbs the ladder and A Wray groggily gets up. Harold jumps off and lands a flying dropkick square into A Wray’s jaw!
Big Al: How much more do these two have left in the tank? Surely one of them has to give up soon?!
Fuzz: Maybe but GHW only hire the best of the business and the guys that have a high pain tolerance!
Harold gets up and rolls back into the ring and climbs the ladder once again! A Wray is just out side the ring and can see what’s happening! Harold is almost there he is inches away from grabbing the briefcase! But A Wray pushes the ladder over! Amazingly Harold jumps at the last second to avoid any major damage and lands in the ring. Harold uses the ropes to get up not wasting much time. A Wray and Harold stare up to remember why there going through all this pain and torture. A Wray gives a quick kick to the mid-section and goes out side the ring. A Wray picks up a chair that the Charlie Coors was sitting on and throws it in the ring. Harold picks up the chair that A Wray threw in the ring. A Wray slides back into the ring only to get a nasty chair shot to the head that pretty much knocks A Wray out cold. Harold drags A Wray into the corner and rests his head on the bottom turn buckle. Harold puts a steel chair over A Wray’s head and sets up the ladder in the opposite corner. Harold climbs up the ladder turns around jumps and dropkicks the chair and puts A Wray in further pain. A Harold the pretzel man chant starts going through out the arena.
Big Al: A Wray has to be down and out for count! There is no way he could possibly win this match at all!
Harold climbs up the ladder slowly just laughing at A Wray and how lifeless he looks. Harold slowly gets to the top reaches it he stretches as far as he can and he’s got hold of the brief case! A Wray gets up and wastes no time and kicks down the ladder and grabs a hold of Harold pulling down with all his might! Harold is slowly slipping! A Wray gives one final tug and Harold lets go falling to the ground.
Big Al: I was sure A Wray would never get up! And that Harold would grab the briefcase and win!
Fuzz: That’s wrestling for you. Can never predict what’s going to happen
Big Al: A Wray and Harold both in pain, the slightest bit of pain would be amplified by 10 to them.
A Wray and Harold stare at each other. Knowing that only one can win and they’ve been through hell and back. They both lock in a grapple hold. Let go and go for another grapple hold. Harold gives a quick punch to A Wray and locks in a waist lock. Harold leans back and executes a german suplex. A Wray yells in pain! A Wray gets back up only to have Harold connect with a devastating chair shot to the head! A Wray leans back on the ropes and rest there. Harold goes for another chair shot but A Wray kicks Harold before he lands the chair shot. A Wray gives a couple of punches so that he can give him self a bit of room. A Wray runs back to get momentum and clotheslines Harold, A Wray starts kicks Harold and doesn’t stop till Harold BLEEDS.
Fuzz: Uh-oh seems like Harold is bleeding from his forehead.
A Wray sets up the ladder in the middle of the ring. Harold is blinded from all the blood on his face. A Wray climbs up the ladder and is taking his opportunity. A Wray is at the top of the ladder is just inches away. It’s at his finger tips but Harold pushes the ladder over and A Wray lands on the spare ring announcers table!
Big Al: Wow its Déjà vu! A Wray lands on the announcers table off a ladder!
The crowd is going wild and chanting *Holy Shit!*.
Big Al: Surely Harold has to win and grab the belt! It would be stupid of him not to!
Fuzz: looks like we will have to wait and see for Harold to get back up!
(tbc: Harold)
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Post by gippy on Jul 28, 2008 2:56:10 GMT -5
Harold collapses from exhaustion and the blood is still pouring down his face. Harold gets up slowly using the ropes. Harold looks over towards A Wray and decides to clean up the aching A Wray. Harold picks up A Wray and tosses A Wray back into the ring. Harold slowly limps into the ring. Harold drags the lifeless body of A Wray and puts A Wray underneath where the brief case is hanging. Harold drags the ladder towards A Wray and sets it up over him. Harold starts climbing but A Wray forces himself up and pulls Harold off the ladder. A Wray quickly finds the dented chair and hits Harold across the head with the chair. A Wray wastes no time and drags Harold into the corner. A Wray kicks Harold quickly and grabs a ladder. A Wray sets up the ladder sideways between the two bottom ropes and runs back to the opposite corner and dropkicks the ladder straight into Harold’s head. Harold’s head leans back as if he is unconscious. A Wray taunts to the fans and has an Adrenaline rush. A Wray runs out of the ring and grabs another ladder. There are currently three ladders in the ring. Harold seems to regain consciousness and gets up slowly. A Wray turns around to see Harold up and gets a huge uppercut to the jaw! Harold follows up with a bulldog! Harold drags A Wray onto the ladder and goes picks up another ladder. Harold hits A Wray in the head and puts the ladder on top of A Wray. Harold sets up a ladder and climbs it. Harold taunts to the fans.
Big Al: Anyone who thought that A Wray could win this are about to be wrong!
Fuzz: Harold still hasn’t connected with the move yet.
Big Al: He will I guarantee you, He will
Fuzz: Pfft we will see about that wont we.
Harold jumps of the ladder and lands a splash onto the ladder on top of A Wray. Harold screams in absolute pain and A Wray keeps rolling on the floor screaming in pain!
Big Al: see what did I tell you, I told you he would connect with the high risk move.
Fuzz: Pfft, I still think A Wray can win, whether you think he can or can’t.
A Wray just lies on the mat trying to regain his energy. Harold gets up bent over nursing his sore chest. Harold picks up the achy A Wray. A Wray is playing possum and hits Harold with a big solid right. A Wray picks up the chair and hits Harold across the head and grabs a ladder and drops on top of Harold. A Wray sets up a ladder underneath the brief case. A Wray climbs up the ladder, the crowd is on there feet! A Wray has his hands on the brief case!
(tbc: Harold)
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