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Post by Bulldogs (Duncan + Genesis) on Mar 19, 2008 10:57:39 GMT -5
As the fight between Eric the Torture and Big Closet continues in the arena, Duncan manages to take hold of his anger and starts to inspect the damage to his car.
All of the damage seems to be purely superficial - the lights can be repaired, the tyres replaced and the hammer and sickle scratched into the hood can soon be polished out. Duncan walks around the car to check for any further vandalism, his anger subsiding slightly.
He takes his mobile phone and calls a local garage.
DMD: Yeah. Listen, I need you to come pick my car up and get it sorted. ... No, I'll not need a courtesy car - no way I'm driving around in one of your death traps again. ... Yes, I'll be paying cash again, as usual, so I expect the same discount! ... See you in 15 minutes, I'll wait in the parking lot for you.
Genesis finally comes running up and spots the damage, shaking his head angrily.
Gen: That be Sergee! Him do that!
Duncan: Tell me something I don't know! You know which of these cars is his? Never mind, I'm sure a few dollars in the hand of one of the useless staff around here will persuade them to point it out for us. He wants to play silly games with cars, well, two can play at that game ....
Duncan + Genesis head off to find a parking attendant - and more importantly, the information they want ....
(ooc tbcb Sergei only)
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Post by Dominik Santiago on Mar 19, 2008 14:44:01 GMT -5
Just as Duncan and Genesis begin leaving away the camera turns back to the vehicle. After a few seconds a hooded man appears on screen. By this time Gen and Mike Duncan are far enough away talking to one of the attendants.
The hooded man walks away and the camera follows him as he hopes into a pick truck. The engine is ignited and the man starts to pull of the parking lot. The truck is now face to face with DMD's auto mobile and the driver arrogantly beeps the horn to draw attention. Genesis and DMD stare at the truck and begins to walk towards it. The man opens the door and pulls off the hood and the driver is none other than Sergei Kravinoff. DMD and Gen become aware of his evil intentions and try to get to the culprit as fast as possible. Sergei closes the door and beeps the horn again before juicing up the engine another time. After a few seconds DMD and Genesis arrive to the scene only to see their car being smashed with Ford Pick Up!
Once, Twice, and a third time.
Sergei pulls out leaving DMD and Gen staring holding their heads in pure disbelief. They have to get their minds straight quickly though as Sergei turns the Ford towards them.
Sergei driving full speed drives right for them and only by a millisecond are DMD and Gen able to dive out of harms way. Sergei drives out of the lot and down the street leaving DMD and Gen on the floor.
Gen gets up first and rushes to the vehicle.
Genesis: He, he, crushed car Sergee did! Bastard he is!
Mike Duncan: Bastard is keeping it rather lightly my protogee! Don't worry for we will not only get revenge on our nemesis but I will cause him greater mourning when I win the Captain Championship!
Genesis: Me know Sergee will pay!
Mike Duncan: Sergei has hell to pay for this.
DMD takes his cellular phone out and begins dialing numbers. After a few seconds he begins chatting!
DMD: Uh this is Mike Duncan again! About the car and repairs, it looks like I might need your pathetic courtesy car afterall.
Yes, yes I know I didn't want it before you moron! The times have change and I am pretty sure I will be in need of one!
Why must you interrogate me when Im paying you to do your job! Gosh dammit just get me the car you bloody idiot!
Gosh Americans are such retarded people.
Genesis: Sir, what we do about Sergee drives?
Mike Duncan: Yes what will we do about Kravinoff's ride. Well he may have crushed my car but when I'm through with his vehicle, he won't be able to find the parts to it!
TBC by DMD or EOT
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Post by Bulldogs (Duncan + Genesis) on Mar 20, 2008 5:33:27 GMT -5
Some time later Sergei returns to pick up his on car. Still happy from his demolition of DMD's ride earlier that night, it isn't until he reaches his parking bay and has his hand in his pocket reaching for his keys that he realises that the bay is empty!
Sergei looks around in astonishment, convinced that this is the place he was parked, but checking the almost empty parking lot anyway in case he was mistaken.
Sergei: Damn that DMD and his freak friend!
Just as he is reaching for his phone to call a cab, one of the attendants runs over, looking extremely nervous, and hands an envelope to Sergei, mumbling something that the Fighty fighty person doesn't grasp.
Sergei: What? Speak up man!
The attendant just nods his head at the envelope, then backs off quickly, heading back to the relative safety of his booth.
Sergei rips open the letter and in the dull light of the garage, begins to read ....
'Hey Jerkoff! Seeing as you did such a good job on my car, and the courtesy car they sent me in its place was such a shed, I decided the best thing to do was find something else that was fit to drive. Unfortunately, the closest thing I could find was your grotty little piece of shit! It was marginally better than the courtesy car, so Genesis persuaded the attendant to hand over the keys. Don't worry though, you'll get it back on Friday Night, just before our match against the Flunkys. Enjoy the walk home ... PUNK!'
The letter is signed simply DMD
Sergei screws the letter up and throws it across the lot....
(EOT or tbc)
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