Post by gnarfflinger on Dec 8, 2008 23:25:38 GMT -5
Hank: Good evening Ladies and Gentlemen, and of course you too Malibu...
Malibu: Like, What EVER! Like, Welcome tot Tuesday Night Terror here in GHW.
That's my line. But what a show we have planned for you here tonight...
Before he can finish the sentence, the lights go out.
What the Hell?
Like Get your hands off me you perv!
That's not me...
"99 Ways to Die" by Megadeth blasts over the loudspeakers as Gnarfflinger the Butcher, showing evidence of the brutal war from Salvation, walks to the ring in street clothes.
He's not scheduled to be here. He lost to Hayden Hardkore last night at Salvation and his services are no longer required!
I'm just amazed that he can make it to the ring without his walker or motorized wheelchair!
Gnarfflinger is not carrying his trademark Frying Pan, but receives a Microphone as he enters the ring one last time.
GtB: I wish I was out here celebrating a glorious win last night, but that wasn't the case. I knew that Hayden Hardkore was at the top of his game, but I just thought I was just that much better. It's not the first time I've been wrong, but it will be the last time I've been wrong in a GHW ring...
The fans voice their disappointment with the sad reality that the Butcher's tenure in GHW has come to an end.
It's been one hell of a run! I'd like to take a few minutes to share some of my favourite memories of the two years I've been here.
Video clips show on the screen to the tune of Eric Clapton's version of "Knockin' on Heaven's Door" plays in tribute to the departing sheriff. Among the highlights include:
Fighting Rurouni in his second GHW match.
Winning the tag team titles with Justin Michael in the backyard brawl.
Defeating Skull to win the Charging Glory Title.
The Promo with Ray White in a Kitchen setting.
Joining Rhaps and Human Wreckingball at World Warz to go to war with the Coven.
Punking out Vlad Strife and posing with the Tag Team, Charging Glory and King of the Deathmatch title.
Turning on Justin Michael.
The Dog Collar, Barbed wire Lumberjack match with Justin Michael for the Charging Glory Title.
The Canadian Death Match with Matt Olivera
The Electric Pool Deathmatch and the elimination of Honey the Bear.
A Falls Count Anywhere match with Hayden Hardkore.
The Safety Hazzards deathmatch with Rhaps.
Winning the tag team belts with Reeves
Another fight with Hayden HardKore.
Screwing Hayden out of the New Age Title.
A few nasty shots on Hayden during the Butcher Shop Brawl.
The video ends with a Blood covered Butcher with his had raised in victory.
Are you finished, Old Man?
The Voice, with a heavy German accent, belongs to a man in a black suit walking down the aisle, also carrying a Microphone.
Who is this? He may be done here in GHW, but provoking the Butcher is still hazardous to your health!
Like, he must be the guy from the old folks home that they're putting that old guy in! It must be past his bed time...
The man continues as he approaches the ring.
You are ancient. You are last weeks news. You are wasting my time!
Is that so? Just who the *bleep* are you?
I am Herman Kohl. I am here to introduce the new dominant force in GHW...
And you can sit down and shut up while I finish, or else I'll leave these fans with a reminder of why I'm called the Butcher!
The Fans erupt at the prospect of seeing the Butcher destroy this newcomer. As the two stand face to face, the Butcher appears 3 inches taller than this man and likely over 100 pounds heavier. The smaller man does not back down, but rather gets in the Butcher's face.
This is your last warning to leave this ring now...
With that, the Butcher kicks Kohl in the groin. When Herman doubles over, he drops the Microphone, and the Butcher seizes the opportunity to deliver a Jackknife Spinebuster, delighting the crowd. The applause grows louder as Gnarfflinger follows up with a Cleaver Slam. The Chant of "You Still Got It" rings out as the veteran drags the winded Kohl towards the corner so he can execute the Prime Cut. The roar of the crowd is deafening as the Departing legend locks the rude man in the Meat Grinder (think Hell's Gate")!
The Butcher is giving these people one last show before he Says his last goodbye!
This Herman Guy will never get that "old guy" smell out of his clothes!
You should know about that--Who is that coming to the ring!
Maybe it's like, an orderly from the home he's being put into!
A very large man is charging to the ring with simple tights bearing the colours of the German flag is seen running to the ring. AS he jumps to the apron, he easily steps over the top rope and into the ring. He appears well over 7 feet tall and very muscular. He grabs the Butcher by the face. When this blond haired giant lifts the Butcher by the face, it forces him to release the smaller man from the deadly grip. The Butcher's feet are well over a foot off the ground before the monster fires him into the corner. The Butcher bounces out, meeting a foot bigger than his head. The gargantuan man grabs the Butcher by the midsection and hoists him up to his shoulder. The Butcher's back is bend at an unusual angle. The humungous horror drives the Butcher to the knee with a tremendous shoulder breaker. The brute then lifts the Fallen hero once again and fires him over the top rope and down through the commentator's table, sending Hank and Malibu scurrying for safety. Gnarfflinger lust lies there, convulsing as the EMTs charge from the back to tend to the crushed Canadian.
HK: I give you my German Goliath, Helmut Schultz!
"Ich Will" by Ramstein plays over the loudspeakers as the crowd boos loudly. Gnarfflinger the Butcher is fitted with a neck brace and is put on a stretcher. Both Kohl and Schultz spit on the Butcher as he's being wheeled out of the arena.
EoT. The Attacker and his manager are leaving the ring, Gnarfflinger is being loaded in an ambulance.
OOC: I might take a bit of a Break from match action. I'll still be around, and I might use the character in an RP, but I need a break from matches. I've had the concept for this character for some time now, but never a move list. I'll be working on that and before long, I can have this character ready to roll. Please reserve Vladmir Kozlov for the base and "Ich Will" by Ramstein for the theme song.
Malibu: Like, What EVER! Like, Welcome tot Tuesday Night Terror here in GHW.
That's my line. But what a show we have planned for you here tonight...
Before he can finish the sentence, the lights go out.
What the Hell?
Like Get your hands off me you perv!
That's not me...
"99 Ways to Die" by Megadeth blasts over the loudspeakers as Gnarfflinger the Butcher, showing evidence of the brutal war from Salvation, walks to the ring in street clothes.
He's not scheduled to be here. He lost to Hayden Hardkore last night at Salvation and his services are no longer required!
I'm just amazed that he can make it to the ring without his walker or motorized wheelchair!
Gnarfflinger is not carrying his trademark Frying Pan, but receives a Microphone as he enters the ring one last time.
GtB: I wish I was out here celebrating a glorious win last night, but that wasn't the case. I knew that Hayden Hardkore was at the top of his game, but I just thought I was just that much better. It's not the first time I've been wrong, but it will be the last time I've been wrong in a GHW ring...
The fans voice their disappointment with the sad reality that the Butcher's tenure in GHW has come to an end.
It's been one hell of a run! I'd like to take a few minutes to share some of my favourite memories of the two years I've been here.
Video clips show on the screen to the tune of Eric Clapton's version of "Knockin' on Heaven's Door" plays in tribute to the departing sheriff. Among the highlights include:
Fighting Rurouni in his second GHW match.
Winning the tag team titles with Justin Michael in the backyard brawl.
Defeating Skull to win the Charging Glory Title.
The Promo with Ray White in a Kitchen setting.
Joining Rhaps and Human Wreckingball at World Warz to go to war with the Coven.
Punking out Vlad Strife and posing with the Tag Team, Charging Glory and King of the Deathmatch title.
Turning on Justin Michael.
The Dog Collar, Barbed wire Lumberjack match with Justin Michael for the Charging Glory Title.
The Canadian Death Match with Matt Olivera
The Electric Pool Deathmatch and the elimination of Honey the Bear.
A Falls Count Anywhere match with Hayden Hardkore.
The Safety Hazzards deathmatch with Rhaps.
Winning the tag team belts with Reeves
Another fight with Hayden HardKore.
Screwing Hayden out of the New Age Title.
A few nasty shots on Hayden during the Butcher Shop Brawl.
The video ends with a Blood covered Butcher with his had raised in victory.
Are you finished, Old Man?
The Voice, with a heavy German accent, belongs to a man in a black suit walking down the aisle, also carrying a Microphone.
Who is this? He may be done here in GHW, but provoking the Butcher is still hazardous to your health!
Like, he must be the guy from the old folks home that they're putting that old guy in! It must be past his bed time...
The man continues as he approaches the ring.
You are ancient. You are last weeks news. You are wasting my time!
Is that so? Just who the *bleep* are you?
I am Herman Kohl. I am here to introduce the new dominant force in GHW...
And you can sit down and shut up while I finish, or else I'll leave these fans with a reminder of why I'm called the Butcher!
The Fans erupt at the prospect of seeing the Butcher destroy this newcomer. As the two stand face to face, the Butcher appears 3 inches taller than this man and likely over 100 pounds heavier. The smaller man does not back down, but rather gets in the Butcher's face.
This is your last warning to leave this ring now...
With that, the Butcher kicks Kohl in the groin. When Herman doubles over, he drops the Microphone, and the Butcher seizes the opportunity to deliver a Jackknife Spinebuster, delighting the crowd. The applause grows louder as Gnarfflinger follows up with a Cleaver Slam. The Chant of "You Still Got It" rings out as the veteran drags the winded Kohl towards the corner so he can execute the Prime Cut. The roar of the crowd is deafening as the Departing legend locks the rude man in the Meat Grinder (think Hell's Gate")!
The Butcher is giving these people one last show before he Says his last goodbye!
This Herman Guy will never get that "old guy" smell out of his clothes!
You should know about that--Who is that coming to the ring!
Maybe it's like, an orderly from the home he's being put into!
A very large man is charging to the ring with simple tights bearing the colours of the German flag is seen running to the ring. AS he jumps to the apron, he easily steps over the top rope and into the ring. He appears well over 7 feet tall and very muscular. He grabs the Butcher by the face. When this blond haired giant lifts the Butcher by the face, it forces him to release the smaller man from the deadly grip. The Butcher's feet are well over a foot off the ground before the monster fires him into the corner. The Butcher bounces out, meeting a foot bigger than his head. The gargantuan man grabs the Butcher by the midsection and hoists him up to his shoulder. The Butcher's back is bend at an unusual angle. The humungous horror drives the Butcher to the knee with a tremendous shoulder breaker. The brute then lifts the Fallen hero once again and fires him over the top rope and down through the commentator's table, sending Hank and Malibu scurrying for safety. Gnarfflinger lust lies there, convulsing as the EMTs charge from the back to tend to the crushed Canadian.
HK: I give you my German Goliath, Helmut Schultz!
"Ich Will" by Ramstein plays over the loudspeakers as the crowd boos loudly. Gnarfflinger the Butcher is fitted with a neck brace and is put on a stretcher. Both Kohl and Schultz spit on the Butcher as he's being wheeled out of the arena.
EoT. The Attacker and his manager are leaving the ring, Gnarfflinger is being loaded in an ambulance.
OOC: I might take a bit of a Break from match action. I'll still be around, and I might use the character in an RP, but I need a break from matches. I've had the concept for this character for some time now, but never a move list. I'll be working on that and before long, I can have this character ready to roll. Please reserve Vladmir Kozlov for the base and "Ich Will" by Ramstein for the theme song.
