Post by Bulldogs (Duncan + Genesis) on Mar 26, 2008 7:06:23 GMT -5
Charlie Coors, cameraman in tow, heads towards the Gym hoping to come across a GHW Superstar to interview.
Charlie: Damn, I've got to find somebody to interview soon! Matt's not happy with how quiet the interview segment has been recently!
Hearing the sound of weights being lifted, his hopes are lifted too as he opens the door to the well-appointed GHW Gymnasium. There are only 3 people in the gym though, and his hopes sink as he realises just who they are - the Arrogant Englishman, Dyna Mike Duncan stands spotting his equally arrogant sister, Valkyrie, as she does reps with an almost impossible looking set of weights. Genesis, the very strange and almost childlike Masked Maniac is the third attendee, struggling to keep his balance on a running machine that is hardly moving.
DMD turns around as he hears the door open, and smiles at Coors warmly.
Duncan: Charlie boy! How lovely to see you! Why not put a set of sweats on and I'll put you through your paces?
Caught like a rabbit in the headlights, Coors struggles to answer, and the cameraman nudges him in his back causing him to stumble into the room.
Coors: What? Oh, no .. thanks for the offer though. Can you spare a moment for the GHW fans?
Valk lifts the weights back into place and sits up, eyeing the young announcer for a second before deciding he's got nothing she wants, and then switches her attention to the cameraman.
Valk: Damn - are there no decent specimens of manhood around here?
Duncan: Sure Charlie. What can I help you with?
Coors: Oh ... great. Sure you're not too busy? ... Fair enough. You've had a great week so far Mike - winning the Captain Title, being named as Team UK's 'Ambassador' - what's next for you?
Mike looks across at the bench where his Captain Belt sits proudly and smiles broadly.
Duncan: I told everybody that Kravinoff cashing in his Money in the Bank shot played right into my hands, and I was right! I'm not sure how long I can stay involved with the Captains though, the Colonel Division is calling strongly. But we'll see. And as for World Warz - well, if the other 'Ambassadors' like your old friend Matt, Bigguns, Dreamer and the rest of them want to talk alliances with Team UK, then I may listen. Not that Team UK need an alliance of course, just think it may be easier for them in the long run.
Coors: You don't think the other teams are stronger than Team UK?
Duncan: They may have more muscle than we do - but a lot of that muscle is between their ears where their brains should be! I proved my superior intellect by remaining victorious all the way through Mystery Madness, and that will continue into World Warz.
Coors: Some people are saying you wouldn't have got that title shot, or even won the title, had it not been for Valkyrie's interference in both the Final and the Title Match - what do you say to ...
Valk stands up quickly, grabbing Charlie by the throat!
Valk: What are you trying to say you little worm? So what if I helped my brother? You got a problem with that?
Mike manages to calm Valk down and gets her to release her grip on Coors, smiling apologetically at him.
Coors: No ... no ... I've not got a problem. Why did you choose Total Carnage to finally show your face though? You have been around here .. in disguise .. for a few weeks.
Valk: After spending the last year or so on independent shows back in the UK and Europe, what better time + place to announce the arrival of the Ninth Wonder? The next time I appear at a GHW PPV, I will beating the crap out of some useless toad in the ring! Better hope it isn't you I'm beating!
She turns her back on the camera and walks over towards Genesis, still struggling on the running machine.
Coors: Mike, did you know your sister was going to be at Total Carnage? You seemed more surprised than anybody when she showed.
Duncan: I didn't even know she was in the country, let alone at TC! I'm still trying to figure out how she managed to avoid me for so long! But that's a private matter and not one I'm getting into with her on TV. I don't think she's taken much of a shine to you though Charlie Boy - better stay out of her way when she's like this.
Coors: Thanks for the warning. Any chance we can get a word with Genesis?
The camera pans around to the running machine as Valk starts pressing the buttons on the control panel - an evil grin on her face. The machine picks up speed and the Mad Monk can't keep up with it and he crashes head first into the rotating mat!
Duncan (laughing): I'd take that as a 'No' Charlie! Better leave them to it - this could get nasty!
A bellow of rage and anger erupts from behind the mask as Genesis gets to his feet and charges at Valkyrie. She just laughs at him and manages to dodge out of the way, running away from him as weights are sent toppling over.
Coors: This is Charlie Coors for GHW, signing off. My thanks to .... Hey Watch it! Let's get the hell out of here!
A dumbell comes flying across the room, narrowly missing the camera as they dive for cover...
Charlie: Damn, I've got to find somebody to interview soon! Matt's not happy with how quiet the interview segment has been recently!
Hearing the sound of weights being lifted, his hopes are lifted too as he opens the door to the well-appointed GHW Gymnasium. There are only 3 people in the gym though, and his hopes sink as he realises just who they are - the Arrogant Englishman, Dyna Mike Duncan stands spotting his equally arrogant sister, Valkyrie, as she does reps with an almost impossible looking set of weights. Genesis, the very strange and almost childlike Masked Maniac is the third attendee, struggling to keep his balance on a running machine that is hardly moving.
DMD turns around as he hears the door open, and smiles at Coors warmly.
Duncan: Charlie boy! How lovely to see you! Why not put a set of sweats on and I'll put you through your paces?
Caught like a rabbit in the headlights, Coors struggles to answer, and the cameraman nudges him in his back causing him to stumble into the room.
Coors: What? Oh, no .. thanks for the offer though. Can you spare a moment for the GHW fans?
Valk lifts the weights back into place and sits up, eyeing the young announcer for a second before deciding he's got nothing she wants, and then switches her attention to the cameraman.
Valk: Damn - are there no decent specimens of manhood around here?
Duncan: Sure Charlie. What can I help you with?
Coors: Oh ... great. Sure you're not too busy? ... Fair enough. You've had a great week so far Mike - winning the Captain Title, being named as Team UK's 'Ambassador' - what's next for you?
Mike looks across at the bench where his Captain Belt sits proudly and smiles broadly.
Duncan: I told everybody that Kravinoff cashing in his Money in the Bank shot played right into my hands, and I was right! I'm not sure how long I can stay involved with the Captains though, the Colonel Division is calling strongly. But we'll see. And as for World Warz - well, if the other 'Ambassadors' like your old friend Matt, Bigguns, Dreamer and the rest of them want to talk alliances with Team UK, then I may listen. Not that Team UK need an alliance of course, just think it may be easier for them in the long run.
Coors: You don't think the other teams are stronger than Team UK?
Duncan: They may have more muscle than we do - but a lot of that muscle is between their ears where their brains should be! I proved my superior intellect by remaining victorious all the way through Mystery Madness, and that will continue into World Warz.
Coors: Some people are saying you wouldn't have got that title shot, or even won the title, had it not been for Valkyrie's interference in both the Final and the Title Match - what do you say to ...
Valk stands up quickly, grabbing Charlie by the throat!
Valk: What are you trying to say you little worm? So what if I helped my brother? You got a problem with that?
Mike manages to calm Valk down and gets her to release her grip on Coors, smiling apologetically at him.
Coors: No ... no ... I've not got a problem. Why did you choose Total Carnage to finally show your face though? You have been around here .. in disguise .. for a few weeks.
Valk: After spending the last year or so on independent shows back in the UK and Europe, what better time + place to announce the arrival of the Ninth Wonder? The next time I appear at a GHW PPV, I will beating the crap out of some useless toad in the ring! Better hope it isn't you I'm beating!
She turns her back on the camera and walks over towards Genesis, still struggling on the running machine.
Coors: Mike, did you know your sister was going to be at Total Carnage? You seemed more surprised than anybody when she showed.
Duncan: I didn't even know she was in the country, let alone at TC! I'm still trying to figure out how she managed to avoid me for so long! But that's a private matter and not one I'm getting into with her on TV. I don't think she's taken much of a shine to you though Charlie Boy - better stay out of her way when she's like this.
Coors: Thanks for the warning. Any chance we can get a word with Genesis?
The camera pans around to the running machine as Valk starts pressing the buttons on the control panel - an evil grin on her face. The machine picks up speed and the Mad Monk can't keep up with it and he crashes head first into the rotating mat!
Duncan (laughing): I'd take that as a 'No' Charlie! Better leave them to it - this could get nasty!
A bellow of rage and anger erupts from behind the mask as Genesis gets to his feet and charges at Valkyrie. She just laughs at him and manages to dodge out of the way, running away from him as weights are sent toppling over.
Coors: This is Charlie Coors for GHW, signing off. My thanks to .... Hey Watch it! Let's get the hell out of here!
A dumbell comes flying across the room, narrowly missing the camera as they dive for cover...
