Post by jaggeroth on Mar 20, 2009 15:04:14 GMT -5
The lights have been out in the arena for quite some time...the crowd hears some metal and clanking noises from the ring. Soon it stops and then complete silence, lights and cameras flash trying to see what is happening. Then a brooding guitar rift hits.....silence. The words come out and everyone stands still listening to what is about to come.
Angels on the sideline,
Puzzled and amused.
Why did Father give these humans free will?
Now they're all confused.
Don't these talking monkeys know that
Eden has enough to go around?
Plenty in this holy garden, silly monkeys,
Where there's one you're bound to divide it.
Right in two.
The stage strobes start to flicker lightly as the titan tron begins flashing weird and symbolic images.
Angels on the sideline,
Baffled and confused.
Father blessed them all with reason.
And this is what they choose.
And this is what they choose...
Monkey killing monkey killing monkey
Over pieces of the ground.
Silly monkeys give them thumbs,
They forge a blade,
And where there's one
they're bound to divide it,
Right in two.
Right in two.
Then as if the heavens opened themselves a bright white light shines down on two figures standing in the ring.
Monkey killing monkey killing monkey.
Over pieces of the ground.
Silly monkeys give them thumbs.
They make a club.
And beat their brother, down.
How they survive so misguided is a mystery.
Repugnant is a creature who would squander the ability to live to light a heaven conscious of his fleeting time here.
The men in the ring look up and the fog from the ring post erupts. The sparkling white light turns red and widens to surround the ringside area.We see that the ropes have been replaced with barbed wire. Jaggeroth and KayJayBarackus are about to make a huge announcement. Jaggeroth gets on the second rope, the fog dies a little but is still rolling out a little. Bathed in the blood red light Jaggeroth prepares to spill some serious bad blood.
Jaggeroth: "Attention ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls children of all ages. What you are looking at in this very ring at this moment is your new GHW Gold and Silver devil tag team champions!"
The crowd erupts in a sea of boos and horrays, Kay stands in the middle of the ring giving a little golf clap.
"Now all you morons are home are thinking wait arent the heart breakers the tag champs. No those two wannabes decided they suck to much and split. The tag team titles are now owner less. That is until this sunday at Total Carnage, when i once again take that trash talking harlot Kahlan to the promised land of pain and suffering. See Kahlan dident get enough punishment when i beat her last week in the sickles match. I scared her, i mangled her.....I sent her to hell. So what happens now, she wants more, and me and Kay are ready to dish it out. See i dident think Kahlan was that stupid but i must have left some brains of hers in the ring last week. Who else would tag with her you ask. None other than Raj Kim Po."
The crowd is dead silent, Jaggeroth looks around shocked.
"I dont know who the hell this guy is either. Now the only reason i could ever think of for someone being so foolish as to step in the ring with a tiny vermin of a women as Kahlan and take on the hulking cream of the crop such as ourselves is a man thinking with his dick. I think Raj has it in his head if he wins Kahlan this gold and get her her jewelry back he might be able to cop a feel. But from what iv heard about Kahlan they probably have a video out on the internet allready if you look hard enough."
The crowd start throwing some major heat at Jaggeroth, as well as some food stand items.
"O you hated that, you hate me making fun of your hero....Your under dog. Let me tell you something, this is a mans game and if you aint got the hardware to compete like savage warrior then go back to being someones arm candy at ringside and let him earn the dough."
Showers of items from soda to signs and even a steel chair fly into the ring as Jaggeroth rants like its the end of the world.
"You think i care about what you simpletons think? Do you believe i cry myself to sleep at night cause you all hate me? HELL NO DUMBASSES! I sleep with a very big smile and an even bigger rack of tits next to me. I laugh myself silly thinking that you fools pay to come and boo at me for 20 mins a night hoping the shit gets kicked out of me.I find it hilarious that my Time Killer jersey is selling like hotcakes even though i can tell you all hate my guts and would want nothing more than to get in this ring, step between those ropes and try yourselves."
The crowd erupts even more, the noise is almost defining.....
"What, you want a piece of me. You want my blood spilled you want me black and blue. Your little hero, your under dog the women that gives your life meaning, the sad beaten little girl that you all cling to cause you wanna see her do so well, if she fell to the awesome might of the Bile Driver what makes you think you could do any better."
The crowd quiets down as Jaggeroth's word echo threw out the arena.
"You think she cares about any of you? You honestly believe she thanks any of you each and every day for the nice car or home she lives in. She could care less, your all dollar signs in her eyes. "
The crowd starts chanting for Kahlan and a couple of you suck chants can be heard.
"Enough about her, A.J Johnson....You think you and Shawn Dreamer are a threat to the Psychotic Circus. You are more foolish than these people in the arena that bought a seat just to see you two compete. You think cause you came in for some sneak attacks then run off you think your something special. Well id say special is a word for what you are. You two run around skipping and dancing like a bunch of F@&S playing butt tag dont impress me one bit. Get a clue, once we win the tag titles you will never get a shot at them. Id rather defend my title against true warriors like a real champ then you two giggling school boys."
The crowd is on fire, raging against what Jaggeroth said moments ago. More garbage starts flying at the ring. Jaggeroth sees a mother holding her childs ears tight.
"Put the cameras on her, yeah....Hey! Dont cover that little boys ears, you want him to be a man someday right. Well this is how real men talk, and real men take care of their problems. They dont hide from them behind their mother you aught to be ashamed of yourself."
The mother is yelling at the Time Killer, Jaggeroth standing on the top rope just starts moving his fingers and thumb open and closed mocking the women.
"You all know im right, dont hide from it. The facts are simple, no one in the back stage cares. They make their money by acting like they do. Autograph signings, photoshoots, special appearances, It means nothing to them. All they hear when you try to talk to them at one of these events is their bank account going KA-CHING! Cheer all you want for them, if all of you were gonna die right now unless you all got one penny, one single penny for all of you, they wouldent pay. Your not worth that much to them."
Booos and chants start filling the air in the arena. The crowd wants blood.
"Im gonna end this now, dont want to make you people hear to many words in one sitting youd all have a stroke. This sunday at Total Carnage exploding barbed wire tag math. Kahlan, Raj......Heaven or Hell, Lets fight!"
Angels on the sideline,
Puzzled and amused.
Why did Father give these humans free will?
Now they're all confused.
Don't these talking monkeys know that
Eden has enough to go around?
Plenty in this holy garden, silly monkeys,
Where there's one you're bound to divide it.
Right in two.
The stage strobes start to flicker lightly as the titan tron begins flashing weird and symbolic images.
Angels on the sideline,
Baffled and confused.
Father blessed them all with reason.
And this is what they choose.
And this is what they choose...
Monkey killing monkey killing monkey
Over pieces of the ground.
Silly monkeys give them thumbs,
They forge a blade,
And where there's one
they're bound to divide it,
Right in two.
Right in two.
Then as if the heavens opened themselves a bright white light shines down on two figures standing in the ring.
Monkey killing monkey killing monkey.
Over pieces of the ground.
Silly monkeys give them thumbs.
They make a club.
And beat their brother, down.
How they survive so misguided is a mystery.
Repugnant is a creature who would squander the ability to live to light a heaven conscious of his fleeting time here.
The men in the ring look up and the fog from the ring post erupts. The sparkling white light turns red and widens to surround the ringside area.We see that the ropes have been replaced with barbed wire. Jaggeroth and KayJayBarackus are about to make a huge announcement. Jaggeroth gets on the second rope, the fog dies a little but is still rolling out a little. Bathed in the blood red light Jaggeroth prepares to spill some serious bad blood.
Jaggeroth: "Attention ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls children of all ages. What you are looking at in this very ring at this moment is your new GHW Gold and Silver devil tag team champions!"
The crowd erupts in a sea of boos and horrays, Kay stands in the middle of the ring giving a little golf clap.
"Now all you morons are home are thinking wait arent the heart breakers the tag champs. No those two wannabes decided they suck to much and split. The tag team titles are now owner less. That is until this sunday at Total Carnage, when i once again take that trash talking harlot Kahlan to the promised land of pain and suffering. See Kahlan dident get enough punishment when i beat her last week in the sickles match. I scared her, i mangled her.....I sent her to hell. So what happens now, she wants more, and me and Kay are ready to dish it out. See i dident think Kahlan was that stupid but i must have left some brains of hers in the ring last week. Who else would tag with her you ask. None other than Raj Kim Po."
The crowd is dead silent, Jaggeroth looks around shocked.
"I dont know who the hell this guy is either. Now the only reason i could ever think of for someone being so foolish as to step in the ring with a tiny vermin of a women as Kahlan and take on the hulking cream of the crop such as ourselves is a man thinking with his dick. I think Raj has it in his head if he wins Kahlan this gold and get her her jewelry back he might be able to cop a feel. But from what iv heard about Kahlan they probably have a video out on the internet allready if you look hard enough."
The crowd start throwing some major heat at Jaggeroth, as well as some food stand items.
"O you hated that, you hate me making fun of your hero....Your under dog. Let me tell you something, this is a mans game and if you aint got the hardware to compete like savage warrior then go back to being someones arm candy at ringside and let him earn the dough."
Showers of items from soda to signs and even a steel chair fly into the ring as Jaggeroth rants like its the end of the world.
"You think i care about what you simpletons think? Do you believe i cry myself to sleep at night cause you all hate me? HELL NO DUMBASSES! I sleep with a very big smile and an even bigger rack of tits next to me. I laugh myself silly thinking that you fools pay to come and boo at me for 20 mins a night hoping the shit gets kicked out of me.I find it hilarious that my Time Killer jersey is selling like hotcakes even though i can tell you all hate my guts and would want nothing more than to get in this ring, step between those ropes and try yourselves."
The crowd erupts even more, the noise is almost defining.....
"What, you want a piece of me. You want my blood spilled you want me black and blue. Your little hero, your under dog the women that gives your life meaning, the sad beaten little girl that you all cling to cause you wanna see her do so well, if she fell to the awesome might of the Bile Driver what makes you think you could do any better."
The crowd quiets down as Jaggeroth's word echo threw out the arena.
"You think she cares about any of you? You honestly believe she thanks any of you each and every day for the nice car or home she lives in. She could care less, your all dollar signs in her eyes. "
The crowd starts chanting for Kahlan and a couple of you suck chants can be heard.
"Enough about her, A.J Johnson....You think you and Shawn Dreamer are a threat to the Psychotic Circus. You are more foolish than these people in the arena that bought a seat just to see you two compete. You think cause you came in for some sneak attacks then run off you think your something special. Well id say special is a word for what you are. You two run around skipping and dancing like a bunch of F@&S playing butt tag dont impress me one bit. Get a clue, once we win the tag titles you will never get a shot at them. Id rather defend my title against true warriors like a real champ then you two giggling school boys."
The crowd is on fire, raging against what Jaggeroth said moments ago. More garbage starts flying at the ring. Jaggeroth sees a mother holding her childs ears tight.
"Put the cameras on her, yeah....Hey! Dont cover that little boys ears, you want him to be a man someday right. Well this is how real men talk, and real men take care of their problems. They dont hide from them behind their mother you aught to be ashamed of yourself."
The mother is yelling at the Time Killer, Jaggeroth standing on the top rope just starts moving his fingers and thumb open and closed mocking the women.
"You all know im right, dont hide from it. The facts are simple, no one in the back stage cares. They make their money by acting like they do. Autograph signings, photoshoots, special appearances, It means nothing to them. All they hear when you try to talk to them at one of these events is their bank account going KA-CHING! Cheer all you want for them, if all of you were gonna die right now unless you all got one penny, one single penny for all of you, they wouldent pay. Your not worth that much to them."
Booos and chants start filling the air in the arena. The crowd wants blood.
"Im gonna end this now, dont want to make you people hear to many words in one sitting youd all have a stroke. This sunday at Total Carnage exploding barbed wire tag math. Kahlan, Raj......Heaven or Hell, Lets fight!"