Epic IM Moments

[Ryan Hughes]

After what I just did, this NEEDS to be here. This is quite possibly my biggest brain botch ever. Don't laugh, it's been a hard day.


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THE Ryan Hughes says:
JUST THOUGHT OF THE GREATEST FILM IDEA EVER!
Mattz says:
PUPPIES AND BULLDOZERS?
THE Ryan Hughes says:
....no *saves in memory*
Its about a guy who can go in to a comatose state to fast forward time.
And things happen when in this state that he needs to fix.
Mattz says:
Damn
It's almost like taking a nap.
I am bringing back Epic IMs just for this.



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Yeah, I failed. Anyway, if you don't know what this is about, basically you just post moments in AIM/MSN/any other chatroom crap which you think are extremely funny, or epic in other manners.

[Backyard Brawler//Proeliator]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: THE GAME
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Metal Dragon]

Lawrence says:
This shit is awesome...
Chicken Fucking Noodles
*Watching this past impact on Youtube*...
I fucking hate Jeff Hardy.

Rob says:
Yeah.
Assholes > Creatures of the Night
If you combine the two, you get goatse

[Ryan Hughes]

Desperado says:
Ryan, we got a problem...
Jade thinks Cena can actually wrestle!!!
THE Ryan Hughes says:
-_-
Desperado says:
inb4 she performs a 5-knuckle shuffle against Nick Carson.
THE Ryan Hughes says:
inb4 the whole LDWA season 1 roster stampede the match.
Desperado says:
XD

[Ryan Hughes]

Best Facebook convo ever, after starting a war about the fagginess of Twilight.




Me
I see you've been tied down, good sir.


00:08James
Relationship wise? seems you know too much!

00:09Me
Its the big brother world we live in today. =D

00:10James
Ahaha, talking about Big Brother -programme wise- I love it.
If you ever become a Channel 4 Executive, please relaunch it.

00:10Me
FAGGOT
FAG FAG FAG

00:10James
HAHAHA
I ADMIT MY FAGNESS
AT THE EXPENSSE OF BIG BRO

00:11Me
GO AND STRUT AROUND IN YOUR FAGGY GLORY.
YOU STRUMPET
AND TAKE HOLLYOAKS WITH YOU

00:12James
Fuck Hollyoaks
Just Big Brother fag wise for me

00:12Me
Also, Im gonna send you a song. See if it fits in to the build up/climax of a dramatic scene.


00:14James
had to pause Mastodon for this
better be worth it

00:14Me
It is.
=D

00:15James
after the 50 second mark they pass the drama part kinda
decent song though

00:15Me
Around two minutes in is the climax.
Or the "OMG I JUST DID SOMETHING EPIC" moment.

00:16James
Like
A wife's husband all unconcious, then 50 secs she tries reviving him, then 2 mins in she does.
THEN THEY HAVE SEXXXXXXXXX
lolzzzz

00:17Me
FUKKEN SCRIPTED
THAT IS GONNA BE MY SUMMER MOVIE
I WILL BE FAMOUS AND HAVE THE WOMAN
AND THEN I GET THE SEX FROM WOMAN

00:18James
YES! YES YOU DO!
THEN YOU GIVE ME A SHOUT OUT AT THE FILM AWARDS!

00:18Me
BACK IN SOVIET RUSSIA, WOMAN SEXES YOU
I be all up on the red carpet stylin and shit
Then I get called on stage and they be like "What up homie" and I be like "Nigger"

00:20James
Then Kanye West runs up
"I'MMA LET YOU FINISH, I'MMA LET YOU FINISH, BUT NIGGER IS AY' DEROG'OR'TORY WORD!"

00:20Me
Then Taylor Swift shows up with the KKK, and shit goes down.

00:21James
and then two days later, Iran are all like; "SORRY FOR DEVELOPING NUCLEAR ENERGY , WE DIDN'T KNOW KANYE WOULD DO DAT!"

00:22Me
Then David Cameron is all like "FUCK YOUR SHIT, IRAN. FUCK YOUR SHIT"
And hence WWIII begins.

00:23James
And then Jesus is reborn and is all like "HEY MAN, REMEMB-" and a crazy Canadian dude shoots him and the world ends.

00:23Me
Ah, life.

00:24Me
Wait-
Why give the end of the world credit to a CANADIAN? Tney apologise when you punch them!
If Wierd Al is anything to go by...

00:25James
Have you never seen the South Park Movie?
BLAME CANADA, BLAME CANADA! WITH THEIR BEADY LITTLE EYES -etc-

00:25Me
Yeah, but this is real life, brah.

00:26James
PROVE IT.

00:26Me
At least upscale to Kazakhstan, man.

00:26James
Give me an example of how the world SHOULD end then, chap.

00:27Me
Germany finally kicking ass in a war.
They are overdue.

00:27James
Krouts will never accomplish such a thing!

00:28Me
BUT NAZI'S WILL
ALL HAIL THE FOURTH REICH
I AM YOUR FUHRER
Imagine that line in Star Wars.
=D

00:29James
LOOOOL!

00:29Me
Now imagine that as Luke's reply.
Cosmic.

00:30James
Another film for you..

00:31Me
This all goes in the old noggin.
Right next to the wank bank.
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