TAG MATCH!!!

[Brad Windsor]

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As the music begins engulfing the dimmed out gymnasium and the fans start crying out in excitement, Kahlan’s shaded silhouette appears through a thin line of glittering smoke in front of the entrance curtains. Her features instantly leap out into view as she saunters her way down the short walkway towards the ring. Her hair is raven black and cut short, whilst her body is mainly bare save for a black top and shorts. Her trademark ankle high leather boots with pink laces complete the figure as she gets ever so closer to the ring.

CC: This match is scheduled as a tag team contest. Introducing the first contestant, she hails from ENGLAND, LADIES AND GENTS ... THE LADDER QUEEN, KAHLAN!

I'll be there when the light goes off
As long as it's all about me
So proudly we fail forever
It just trips and fades away

You're no good
If it's not me

Then it's you
And you thank no one
Miss Americunt
You
Violence had no son
Miss Americunt
And it's you, yeah, it's you

Near her destination, Kahlan cuts to her left and instead of continuing to the ring sits in a spare chair between Collin and Big “Al” looking significantly cheery.

I'll be there like the rest of them
In your fire, your highs, and your stripes
New wave Miss Americunt
In a new wave spangled fight

Collin: Kahlan... erm... shouldn’t you be going in there? Not that I’m not enjoying the company.

KaHLaN: NAH!

Mulligan: HEY YOU HAVE A MATCH HERE MISSY! GET IN THE DAMN RING!

KaHLaN: Oh, ok.

Looking sad now, the infamous K stands up rather despondently and walks into the ring... waiting.

TBC

[The Silhouette]

Attire

Entrance Music

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Jade could be seen on the Titan Tron smiling as she moves towards the curtain as the beginning of her entrance music plays.

I drive, you’d face the window, then you are in my face!
Telling me, uh grow up!
I wish you’d g---- (music turns to static starting a new beat.)

(Music introduction)

An electric starts to play the new beat while the titan tron turns off only to flash with a random spectrum of colors, right before another guitar comes in with added drums. Brooklyn jumped out and raised her hands up in the air as everyone seem to cheer at the appearance of the new GHW diva.

8 o'clock, Monday night and I'm waitin'
To finally talk to a girl a little cooler than me.
Her name is Nona, she's a rocker with a nose ring,
She wears a two way, but I'm not quite sure what that means.

Charlie Coors: "And her partner, standing at five feet and six inches, weighing in at one hundred and thirty four pounds, from Lancaster England…The Gorgeous Goddess! Jade…BROOKLYN!"

Laughing she skipped forward a little as the music continued to play, and then landed with her legs spread out slightly, her body bent down when the vocals began she popped up as fire works flew into the air.

And when she walks,
All the wind blows and the angels sing.
She doesn't notice me!

Cause she is watchin' wrestling
Creamin' over tough guys
Listenin' to rap metal
Turntables in her eyes

When the bouncy British beauty landed she started to walk down the ramp, slapping hands with the fans reaching their hands out, she even gave a little boy a hug and kissed his cheek. Brooklyn laughed a little more as she stood at the front of the ring not getting in yet. Eyes bright with excitement but also much caution, her body soon sliding onto the mat, her leg swinging around as she sat in the splits, but slowly pushed her legs together, her body rolling up after wards. Jade looks on at her partner, Kahlan, the two share an awkward stare down before she hopped up onto the second turnbuckle and blew a kiss to the audience, and then hopped off the turnbuckle to face the Infamous Little K.

(Music slowly fades out on the last line of

It's like a bad movie
She is lookin' through me
If you were me, then you'd be
Screamin' "Someone shoot me!"
As I fail miserably,
Tryin' to get the girl all the bad guys want.
She's the girl all the bad guys want! )

Holding a mic in her hand as it was given to her after she got off the turnbuckle she sighed into the mic. “Hello, everyone!” Her british accent making everything either sound overly sensual or cute. Jade stood there watching Kahlan, she knew of Kahlan's past with other members of the GHW, but she kept sweet with the Cutter in the hopes that Kahlan would bring out the knife on her.

Brooklyn smirked and looked to the audience, “Little K, I thought you were dead? BUT..UM, I'm so happy you're back!” Everyone screamed out in excitement. “Well I guess I’m your partner for the night Miss. K. Lets clean up, then we can go party the night away! Yay!” Jade moved to the side and dropped the mic over the ropes for it to be caught by a staff member. The two women stand in the ring awaiting their opponents, the super friends.
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[Skull]

The two women wait in the ring, exchanging awkward smiles with eachother but the uncomfortable moment is broken up as Scream by Avenged Sevenfold blasts out of the PA system and the team of Matt Violence and Skull burst through the curtain and into the arena.

Coors: And their opponents, representing the Justice System and weighing in tonight at a combined weight of 429lbs, first, he is the Horrorland Hellion, "The Pureblood" Skull! His tag team partner, hailing from the mean streets of Philadelphia, Pennsylvania; Matt Violence!

The two members of the Justice System make their way toward the ring, slapping the hands of the fans as they go. In addition to their usual ring attire, they are both wearing black, sleeveless t-shirts with the words JUSTICE SYSTEM embossed on the front in big, bold, white letters.

Colin: Right now we get the first opportunity to see what the Justice System can do together as a unit.

Big Al: Yeah, that's right. The Justice League get to show their dominance by beating up a couple of girls. I thought superheroes didn't hit women.

Colin: The Justice System exit to entertain the fans and get rid of those who mar the enjoyment of the fans. They will be doing their job tonight by putting on a great match and respecting their opponents as athletes.

Big Al: Are you the president of their fan club or something? I bet you have a corny little ID card and a magazine that lists Skull's top 5 ice cream flavours. You're such a nerd. Your mother must be glad to have a real man like me around.

Colin: Starting already? The match hasn't even begun.

The System climb up onto the ring apron where Skull waits, allowing Matt to step into the ring as the legal man. Across from them, Jade also vacates the ring, leaving Matt and Kahlan to lock it up as the referee calls for the bell.

TBC

[Brad Windsor]

Staring down at Matt for a few seconds Kahlan holds out both of her hands stopping the Violence from descending upon her. With a shake of her head she pleads him to wait and when he complies with her demand she smirks then winks at him and rolls out of the squared circle. Landing on the outside, the English chick ambles to the security wall and more importantly the crowd it confines. Within this crowd a young looking man wearing a Jack Sparrow custom extends his arm and gives Kahlan a bundle of cotton which Kahlan takes with a beam. She quickly unrolls the bundle and wears the black shirt it turns out to be, then steals the man’s old fashioned hat and instead puts it on her own head. Having her outfit sorted out, she turns to climb the steel steps and ducks into the ring facing the Justice System. Matt hunches forward squinting as if he is having difficulties reading the giant words on Kahlan’s front, but when the meaning registers in his brows shut up and his jaw falls down, taken aback by what he reads. On Kahlan’s new t-shirt, in bold white letters it is written, I MARK OUT FOR INJUSTICE.

Before Matt can come out of his state of shock to make a response, Kahlan hops to her team’s corner and tags Jade Brooklyn in by slapping her on the shoulder. Jade looks surprised and glares at Kahlan but when she ignores her and instead ducks out under the top rope, it leaves Brooklyn no option but to enter the ring. Once inside the encircled ground she eyes Matt who now looks nothing more than angry. Each takes a step closer towards the other and both slowly begin to circle around. After a few rounds and with a gain of speed, both rush in with their arms leading the assault. It is Jade who by feigning her intentions, drops low and evades Matt’s upper body, puts herself behind her opponent and grabs him around the waist in a tight hug. Violence immediately triggers a right elbow into the face of his shorter opponent grabbing at him from behind to loosen her hold and swirls to his left, reversing the Waist Lock. Once in the driving seat the JS member wastes little time in bringing his arms up underneath Jade’s armpits to lock his hands in behind her head in a Full Nelson. He squats low ready to snap back up but Jade hooks her left leg behind the man’s left knee, scissor crossing his leg and twisting out of his grasp at the same time, drops him on his face with a drop down Toe Hold.

Mulligan: Wow, I certainly didn’t expect this level of technicality from someone like Jade, she does brilliantly to escape Matt Violence’s early try for the Ultra-Violent Suplex.
Collin: I have to admit to you Al, I didn’t either. To tell the truth I expect this high speed, let’s leave the ground, suicide type of approach from Jade but she went right after Matt grappling with him toe to toe. She really seems a decent new talent here in GHW.

Both Jade and Matt are quick to find their vertical stance again but this time each of them look weary of the other, a new found respect in their glares now that they each have a measure of their opponent. Matt is the one to take the first step forward but receives a hellacious right slap connecting with his cheek stunning him motionless while sending the crowd WOOING in delight. Having her opponent paralyzed, Jade turns and let’s herself fall into the embrace of the ropes, rebounding towards Matt with momentum but when she reaches him, it is Matt who leans forward to grab Jade around the waist, then picks her up and slams her down landing on top of her. The impact shakes the entire structure of the ring and sends the Pureblood smacking the turnbuckles in appreciation. Pushing down on Jade’s abdomen, Matt raises himself up while rubbing at his red cheek. On his feet the man of Justice bends down to grab at Brooklyn’s hair and pulls her after him to his team’s corner of the square where he tags in Skull. The dark haired Englishman nods and takes himself in, where his first act to follow is to stomp a mud hole in Jade.

Skull picks Jade up by pulling at her wrist and sends her flying into the opposite side of the ring. He bends forward preparing himself for her return, but does so too quickly for Jade summersaults on his back and lands behind him. Skull straightens up quickly and wheels around to face his victim but is greeted only with a brutal thrust kick into his jaw, which leaves him flat on his back. The underdog looks down at her fallen competition before dashing to a neutral corner of the square and climbing the buckles to the top. As she turns around trying to stand up tall, she finds Skull right behind her sweeping at her legs and dropping her savagely, belly first on the top buckle. The Pureblood looks relentless in taking the opportunity that now presents itself by picking Jade up and off of her precarious position, turning her over and tying her upside down in a Tree of Woe situation. The Hall of Famer’s expression speaks of no remorse as he tersely retreats all the way to the opposing corner and then dashes forward intending to crush the cutie. Two steps away, Skull jumps spearing straight but finds nothing but a steel pole as his target, when Jade manages to sit up straight at the very last moment. Skull slides slowly out and falls heavily on the solid, tiled concrete of the outside, right in front of a mass of standing youths screaming in excitement. On the other hand, Jade seems to have found a new pulse of bravery for she is standing erect on the top turnbuckle, eyeing Skull. In a heartbeat she leaps off and amongst a collective gasp lands seated on top of Skull’s sternum.

Collin: GOODNESS GRACIOUS!
Mulligan: If that crazy woman’s pelvis bone isn’t, surely some of Skull’s ribs must be broken! That was a very unnecessary risk to even think up never mind executing.
Collin: Jade Brooklyn is taking nothing for granted and is putting even her own career on the line to take out Skull. I respect that.
Mulligan: I bloody like the idea of people taking out other people but doing so in this way is a fool’s way.


TBC

[Skull]

Jade lies on top Skull, temporarily immobilized by the pain in her pelvis. Her only solace is the knowledge that her opponent is hurting just as much, if not more than she is.

Colin: Jade may be on top now, literally, and if this was a falls count anywhere match she’d have the victory, but if she wants the victory she’ll have to roll Skull into the ring and pin him.

Big Al: Not such a smart move now is it?

The Gorgeous Goddess finally regains the use of her hips and stands up shakily, the cocktail of pain and adrenaline still surging through her veins. She grabs hold of her fellow Brit’s long dark hair and struggles to lift the dead weight of his much heavier body up to a vertical base. She eventually manages to prop him up against the ring apron then pushes him under the rope with slight difficulty. Once he is in, she slides under the bottom rope herself and lays across Skull’s body, hooking his far leg to complete the pin. The referee slides in to count the pin and slaps the match once, twice, three times but just before his hand hits the mat for the third time, The Pureblood manages to get his shoulder up, making the third slap invalid. The ref raises two fingers to the crowd who cheer wildly as the match continues.
Admitting defeat, Jade decides it’s time to tag out of the match and gets back up to her feet. She delivers a sharp kick to her opponent’s ribs to keep him down, then grabs him by the wrist and drags him over to the corner where Kahlan waits with her hand outstretched. This proves to be rather more difficult than she imagined due to the vast weight difference between the two and with a few feet to go, she lets go and walks the rest of the way on her own, slapping Kahlan’s outstretched hand to bring the Ladder Queen into the match.

Big Al: Good idea of Jade to tag out. It means she can re-gather herself after that crazy move and it keeps both members fresh.

Colin: Now Kahlan just needs to keep Skull on the girls’ side of the ring and not give him any room to tag Matt in.

As soon as she steps through the ropes, a sadistic look spreads cross the Newcastle-born grappler’s face and she dances across the ring to her half-beaten-down foe. She lifts the Goth up into a sitting position then sprints toward the ropes behind him. After rebounding off the ropes she charges up to Skull from behind then kicks him squarely in the base of the spine. A few gasps and oohs escape from the crowd as the contact makes a loud slapping sound, much to Kahlan’s delight. Little K doesn’t let up, though, and while Skull is still grimacing in pain, she sits down behind him and and wraps both legs around his midsection, applying pressure to his previously weakened ribs. However, she doesn’t peruse the submission and instead rolls over onto her front and pushes up into a press up position and taking Skull with her so that he is held upside down with his shoulders planted firmly to the mat. Recognising the pinfall the referee is instantly on the scene and begins to count.

1..

2...

Once again, Skull kicks out before three but this time he lets out a grunt of pain as he does.

Colin: The girls seem to be wearing Skull down at this point. Making him constantly kick out of those pinfalls is going to put a lot of strain on his possibly injured ribs. Just think, every time he lift that arm up to break the pin, it pulls on his abdomin.

Big Al: You say that like you’ve actually been in the ring, which you haven’t. But I have to say I’m very impressed by Jade and Kahlan’s game plan so far.

Unfazed by the failed pin attempt, the cocky Geordie pulls the Horrorland Hellion up to his feet but before she can continue her assault, she is met by the unpleasant surprise of Skull fist in her abdomin. The blow doubles the K-maker over but she is soon sent back the way she came, like a see-saw as Skull raises his knee and drives it up into her jaw, causing her to stumble backward and fall down onto her ass. For the first time, the gleeful expression leaves Kahlan’s face as she cradles her jaw and mutter a few choice words under her breath, directed at The Pureblood. This is unnoticed by Skull who turns his attention away from his opponent and towards his opponent who is eagerly waiting on the apron, ready to get into the match.
As Skull turns to walk over to his corner, Jade notices the danger and quickly enters the ring to try to stop the baton change. The Lancaster lass gives chase and just as Skull is a few inches away from his partner’s outstretched hand, she dives forward and reaches out to grab something, anything to stop Skull tagging out of the match. By some miracle, she manages to grab hold of The Pureblood’s ankle and pulls back on it, causing him to swipe the air just centimetres away from Matt’s fingertips. Now hopping like a madman, Skull turns around on his free foot to face Jade who immediately attempts a Dragon Screw leg whip. Unfortunately her speed is no match for that of the Prince of Aerialists who has already left his foot and catches the British beauty in the side of the head with an Enzuigiri. Jade crumbles to the mat like an imploding building, leaving Skull free to dive over to his home corner with the last of his strength and tag in his ultraviolent Justice System partner.

Colin: Matt Violence is finally back in the match and listen to the roar of the crowd. He must be itching to get his hands dirty after being on the outside for so long.

Big Al: I got my hands dirty last night, in your mom’s front garden. If you know what I mean.

Colin: Oh just shut up and call the freakin’ match!

Matt vaults into the ring like a dynamo of energy, making a beeline for Kahlan who is just getting back to her feet after the knee strike from The Pureblood. Before she even knows she’s up, she is back down on the mat again as Matt clubs her across the throat with a powerful clothesline. The leader of the Justice System then turns his attention to Jade Brooklyn, who is now also getting back up to her feet. The hardcore hero charges toward her then leaves his feet and drives all 205lbs of his weight into her, knocking her off her feet with a cross body block. The fans are on their feet, cheering as Matt surveys the carnage he has caused he has caused in the ring then raises his arms as a sign of respect to the crowd which results in even more cheers.
Turning back to his legal opponent; Kahlan, the Philly native pulls her up to a vertical base then applies a front facelock in preparation of a Suplex. This plan never comes to fruition as Jade makes her presence know again by clubbing Matt in the back and applying a facelock of her own. When Kahlan does the same, it becomes clear that the duo of divas intend to give Matt a taste of his own medicine by Double Suplexing him.
Both women heave, attempting to throw their opponent over their heads but before he leaves the ground, Matt wraps his right leg around Jade’s inner leg and his left leg around Kahlan’s inner leg, effectively rooting himself to them and interrupting the Suplex attempt. From here, he wraps both arms around their heads the allows his weight to pull him down to the mat, taking the girls with him and spiking their heads into the canvas.

Colin: Oh my God! Matt Violence just reversed that Double Suplex into a Double DDT. The Justice System are well and truly back in the driving seat.

Big Al: Ow, how convenient. The super friends make a superman comeback after Skull got his ass kicked for the past few minutes. What an injustice!

TBC

[The Silhouette]

‘You just.. ate shit Brooklyn! Move the hell out the damn ring!’ That’s all that went through Jade’s mind as she laid there lifeless on the side of the ring next to her tag team partner. She could hear Matt’s triumphant laughter in the background, she wasn’t going to get roughed around right now, so Jade rolled from the mat to the arena floor landing on her knees while she held her face. She groaned and shook her head a few times before standing up, Matt took this time as a liberty to run over to make sure Skull was alright, since he was now up on the ring holding his ribs. Skull grunted slightly and pushed on Matt trying to get him to notice that there was something going on behind him, and there was. Jade had drug Kahlan by her ankle back over to their corner, on the outside of the mat while the referee kept looking over at Skull and Matt. The British Beauty was already on the ring holding her hand out and down towards Kahlan. “Come on.. Kahlan just reach your hand up!”

"Matt Violence and his Justice System has had an impressive showing here tonight."

"They're still beating up on a bunch of women..."


As soon as Matt got turned around he bustled towards the corner to grab Kahlan, but Jade’s feet were already up on the bottom rope as she reared back and brought her elbow forward straight into Matt’s ‘Justified!’ face. All he could really do was stumble back holding his face, the blow was a complete surprised for the Justice System’s leader. Kahlan looked up still holding her face while her hand slowly reached out and quickly Jade’s hand smacked into hers. The crowd went wild with the new tag, though Jade was new, she was already liked by the crowd, soon Jade was on Matt, charging him with a close line to the throat right as he brought his hand away from his face. A loud smack echoed through the arena as more cheers could be heard. Matt quickly scrambled to get up only to have The Gorgeous Goddess’s foot suede boot slam into the side of his face, with a round house kick. Matt’s body once again fell onto the floor as he gripped the side of his head. “You DDT’d me! That hurt!” Jade pouted a little while looking down on him and then looked up at Skull glaring.

The Pureblood stands, his hands clench onto his bruised rib cage as he books it towards the Gorgeous Goddess from the outside. Skull slides under the bottom ropes, a little friction rubs off on his tender ribs sending him onto his knees in agony. The Brooklyn Bomber puts her right foot behind her as the ref starts his five count for the Pure Blood to return to his corner, Jade rotates her hips aiming for the soft spot at the side of the head, Skull’s forearm raises, blocking the attack. The Cruise bent Skull slips the ankle into his armpit locking the Goddess in his grasp. Skull raises his elbow up to finish off his combo breaker as the zebra shirt reaches a two count, the tip of the bone smashes in the tender skin above Jade’s knee making the Goddess whelp out in agony. An argument breaks out between the ref and the Pure Blood, Skull chooses to fight a different battle and heeds the ref’s warning to get back into the corner while the least hardcore son of a bitch raises and prepares to pick off the bones of the fresh kill his partner in so called Justice left him. Violence makes a small break for Jade, upon arrival, his foot crashes down into her stomach. Jade reels in pain, her hands clench over her bruising washboard stomach as Violence drags her up by the hair to a vertical base. The Gorgeous Goddess has the hands of the cretin wrapped around her waist, a second later she’s spun around off her feet, perpendicular with the ring. The Innovator of violence howls out to the few that care before falling with his victim in hand to the ground with authority.

"Thats gotta take the air right out of your lungs."

"Matt shouldn't be doing that! Getting her on her knees would be easy, yeah. But how could she bl.."

"Shut up!"

Two hundred and five pounds of pent up ED fury storms towards the ropes, Jade knows each step she hears coming towards her means trouble, the Innovator comes charging back at her prone body, his hands and knees tuck into his chest as he kicks off the mat, turns in the air and drives his back into the tiny, wrestling wonder. Rolling around the mat, Jade screeches out in misery. Her partner, Kahlan just gazes around the arena at all the cheering fans, uninterested with her partner’s punishment. Back in the ring, Matt falls flat on his knees at the side of the Gorgeous Goddess, his hands reach out at the shrieking girl’s wrist. Jade’s wrist is bent forward, a few more inches and her fingers could touch her arm. The elbow of the Bomber is bent as she lays helpless on her stomach, the pressure building in her joints makes her free hand sub consciously raise up for the tap out, she stops herself, the pain may have been too much to bear but the victory would be worth it. Ms. Brooklyn hops up onto her hand and knees, she rolls forward onto her back to relieve herself of Violence’s punishing wrist hold. Seeing his partner was fresh and ready, Matty V scoffs down at the suffering green horn and heads for his team’s corner.


Hot off the tag, Skull grazes into the ring, his sights set on the squirming Goddess. Kahlan doesn’t even seem to care that the Pure Blood signals for the finish, her ADD was taking her on one hell of a journey in her own mind. The Brooklyn Bomber’s hair is caught up in Skull’s man handlers, she’s risen back up again, only to find herself in peril’s way. The Pure Blood reaches with both hands behind the Goddess, they find rest on her tight, little fanny. Skull lifts Jade off her feet and cradles her over to an unoccupied turnbuckle, the Bomber gets a seat for one on the next Coffin Cruise. Walking up the ropes, Skull preps the Goddess for her final adventure. The Pure One hugs Jade around the waist and brings her feet up to the top rope while he stands on the middle rope, his hands let go and re-latch onto to her skimpy, brown dress so he could climb the final rung. Skull should of learned, plans can always change in an instant. The Goddess clenches onto Skulls long hair as he places one foot on the top rope, Jade kipping off the bouncy ropes, the back of her thighs find a solid foundation on Skull’s shoulder’s.

"The crowd is going crazy here!"

"I hope she know what she's doing here!"

Skull fumbles around on the ropes with his face full of crotch, he falls for the plan the Goddess had set into action. Skull twists his waist to the side, Jade cries out a guttural grunt as her body pulls back with the Pure Blood caught in her grasps, the Goddess rotates around sending Skull flying over the top rope. Jade’s hands reaches out as she falls, the knee smacks against the outside ring apron while she gains some support from the ropes. She erects herself back up along the ropes, sighing that she ended up ok, she glances back to see that Skull wasn’t so lucky. The Pure Blood withers in utter misery along the floor of the arena, his pelvic bone bends upwards while he tries the relieve his back of the spine crunching pain. Kahlan finally starts paying attention to the match, the fans were all screaming their lungs out while their new found hero looks through out the arena in a daze pondering her new title.


”QUEEN OF EXTREME! QUEEN OF EXTREME! QUEEN OF EXTREME!”



TBCB: The Meany System ;D