Post by Brad Windsor on Dec 5, 2010 19:25:11 GMT -5
Seated at a table in a local bar near the main GHW arena a hot blond chick is alone. The seat next to her is pulled back but instead of the average Joe type of guy trying to make a hit it is Kahlan who dumps herself unceremoniously into the chair.
“Hey Mandy what’s up?”
“I’m good Kahlan. How’re you?”
“I’m good, really good. Hey I still can’t believe you decided to do this. You turned into a pro Fighty fighty person after all. Brilliant! I can’t wait.”
“I’m so excited. This will be great. Me and you, I have no doubt about how far we can get against these idiots.”
“Quiet everyone. Trying to see who wins the World Cup draw here. Oh here we go”
Kahlan cocks her head up.
“Seriously?! You Yanks don't even know a goal post from a laundry basket and you’re watching this? Plus its obvious who the hosts are. The English! We invented the goddamn thing.”
“… And the 2018 World Cup host is… Russia!”
“What the hell?”
The entire customer filled room falls into deep laughter.
“The Russians?! Who is deciding who is supposed to win what again? What is this? Is Smarky the GM of FIFA too?”
A particularly burly man at another table screams,“What is the most bitter thing on earth?”
“Is it a Lemon?”
....
“Is it a Lime?”
“NO IDIOT... those English.”
Another round of laughter and howling erupts as Kahlan and Amanda fume over staring sternly at their beer.
“Here it comes. Hey sweethearts, this is how you do it. Listen up.”
After the announcement of the 2018 bidding nations for the biggest sporting event in the world Sepp opens the envelope.
“… And the 2022 World Cup host is … Qatar.”
The deathly silent moment that follows is shattered with the high pitched laughter of Kahlan. Amanda takes a sip of her beer.
“At least that Qatar isn’t gently weeping.”
“That’s it you wench. Get out of my bar.”
“How come it is my fault statistically 9/11 of you guys don't get this?”
She sticks two finger up at the man.
“I’m sick of people saying America is "the stupidest country in the world. Personally, I think Europe is the stupidest country in the world.”
“I said get out of my bar!”
“Make me.”
That’s when the first of the bottles flew.
END
“Hey Mandy what’s up?”
“I’m good Kahlan. How’re you?”
“I’m good, really good. Hey I still can’t believe you decided to do this. You turned into a pro Fighty fighty person after all. Brilliant! I can’t wait.”
“I’m so excited. This will be great. Me and you, I have no doubt about how far we can get against these idiots.”
“Quiet everyone. Trying to see who wins the World Cup draw here. Oh here we go”
Kahlan cocks her head up.
“Seriously?! You Yanks don't even know a goal post from a laundry basket and you’re watching this? Plus its obvious who the hosts are. The English! We invented the goddamn thing.”
“… And the 2018 World Cup host is… Russia!”
“What the hell?”
The entire customer filled room falls into deep laughter.
“The Russians?! Who is deciding who is supposed to win what again? What is this? Is Smarky the GM of FIFA too?”
A particularly burly man at another table screams,“What is the most bitter thing on earth?”
“Is it a Lemon?”
....
“Is it a Lime?”
“NO IDIOT... those English.”
Another round of laughter and howling erupts as Kahlan and Amanda fume over staring sternly at their beer.
“Here it comes. Hey sweethearts, this is how you do it. Listen up.”
After the announcement of the 2018 bidding nations for the biggest sporting event in the world Sepp opens the envelope.
“… And the 2022 World Cup host is … Qatar.”
The deathly silent moment that follows is shattered with the high pitched laughter of Kahlan. Amanda takes a sip of her beer.
“At least that Qatar isn’t gently weeping.”
“That’s it you wench. Get out of my bar.”
“How come it is my fault statistically 9/11 of you guys don't get this?”
She sticks two finger up at the man.
“I’m sick of people saying America is "the stupidest country in the world. Personally, I think Europe is the stupidest country in the world.”
“I said get out of my bar!”
“Make me.”
That’s when the first of the bottles flew.
END
