Post by Skull on Dec 6, 2010 13:55:36 GMT -5
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As the weapons from the last match between Thomas Walker and Ocheeva are cleared away, the camera focuses on Colin “The Fuzz” Jennings and “Big” Al Mulligan.
Colin: Well now that farce is over we can get on with the rest of the PPV.
Big Al: What do you mean farce? Walker was able to stipulate his own rules and did so. He didn't do anything he wasn't allowed to.
Colin: Well regardless, our next matchup pits Create-A-Fighty fighty person against Kahlan. I won't which gimmick we are going to see tonight.
Big Al: Well whatever it is, it can't be any more pathetic than Mr One Move. I hope Kahlan puts him out of his misery tonight.
The announcers are about to continue bickering but are stopped in their tracks when the lights suddenly dim down.
The fans look around in confusion as Britney Spears' Gimme More starts to play out through the PA system.
Big Al: What on earth is going on here?
Al's question is answered when somebody steps out onto the entrance ramp wearing a crocodile costume with a blond wig and a tiara stuck to the head. As they walk down the entrance ramp, bopping along to the music, Charlie Coors brings the microphone to his mouth and announces the competitor.
Coors: The following contest is set for one fall with no time limit. Introducing first, from Chattanooga, Tennessee, weighing in at 190lbs, Chris Crockerdile.
Big Al: You have got to be kidding me. This is ridiculous.
Colin: Aww, I was hoping for Mr One Move again.
CAW reaches the ring then slides under the bottom rope (with some difficulty due to the bulkiness of his costume) and into the ring.
TBC by Kahlan
As the weapons from the last match between Thomas Walker and Ocheeva are cleared away, the camera focuses on Colin “The Fuzz” Jennings and “Big” Al Mulligan.
Colin: Well now that farce is over we can get on with the rest of the PPV.
Big Al: What do you mean farce? Walker was able to stipulate his own rules and did so. He didn't do anything he wasn't allowed to.
Colin: Well regardless, our next matchup pits Create-A-Fighty fighty person against Kahlan. I won't which gimmick we are going to see tonight.
Big Al: Well whatever it is, it can't be any more pathetic than Mr One Move. I hope Kahlan puts him out of his misery tonight.
The announcers are about to continue bickering but are stopped in their tracks when the lights suddenly dim down.
*It's Britney bitch *
The fans look around in confusion as Britney Spears' Gimme More starts to play out through the PA system.
Big Al: What on earth is going on here?
Al's question is answered when somebody steps out onto the entrance ramp wearing a crocodile costume with a blond wig and a tiara stuck to the head. As they walk down the entrance ramp, bopping along to the music, Charlie Coors brings the microphone to his mouth and announces the competitor.
Coors: The following contest is set for one fall with no time limit. Introducing first, from Chattanooga, Tennessee, weighing in at 190lbs, Chris Crockerdile.
Big Al: You have got to be kidding me. This is ridiculous.
Colin: Aww, I was hoping for Mr One Move again.
CAW reaches the ring then slides under the bottom rope (with some difficulty due to the bulkiness of his costume) and into the ring.
TBC by Kahlan
