Post by x|SHAWN DREAMER|x on Feb 13, 2011 13:24:14 GMT -5
The scene opens up backstage and we catch up with a postman, carrying his sack of letters. He is seen to be chatting with a staff of GHW, who apparently seem to give orders to the man.
“Look man, they all for Valentines Day and you better get them posted soon, alright?”
“Sure thing, man; they would have the letters posted pronto!”
The crew member walks away, leaving the postman alone with the sack of letters from the GHW stars, to be sent to their loved ones.
“HEY YOU!”
Just then an angry voice of a woman is heard, getting the old postman to stutter. The source of the voice and his accomplice slowly walks to the scene and it turns out to be the Cut Squad, Shawn Dreamer and Kahlan. Kahlan has her trademark dagger clenched within her grip as she walks up to the postman, giving him a reflection off the razor sharp blade.
“You should just leave that here and scram!”
“I can’t do that… I’ll be fired if I don’t get them back to the station.”
“GET OUT OF HERE!” hisses the Ladder Queen as she walks up a bit more, holding the dagger straight to his throat. Drops of sweat trickles down the face of the old postman as he stares at the dagger, knowing well how the sharp blade might end his life.
“K, let him go.” Shawn finally speaks, with his hands placed over his hips. “You don’t want us to end up behind bars with that old slime having a heart attack! We got better things to do, right?”
The Hardcore Prince walks up to the two, and pulls Kahlan back, as she hisses in anger. The postman gives out a sigh of relief as Dreamer pulls the Ladder Queen away from him. With the woman being taken care of, Shawn walks up toward the postman and looks at him.
“You alright, man?”
“Y-y-yeah… tha-tha-thank you… I was si-simply…”
But he isn’t let to show his gratitude at all; the Hardcore Prince strikes the postman with a shot of boot to his lower jaw, taking him out. The face of Kahlan beams with a huge grin as Shawn takes down the old man with his finisher, the sweet chin music.
“That’s how you should take down a guy!” hisses up Shawn as he faces Kahlan. “It would have been breaking news if we got him a heart attack. He’d wake up soon this way, and we wouldn’t have a trouble to get away with our act.”
Kahlan licks her lips and then walks up toward the man, bending over and grabbing the bag that lies beside him. She pulls it away, and starts to pull out the envelopes from the sac, before handing out one to Shawn.
“Read what that says.”
“To my broseph? What the heck?!” Shawn exclaims, as he can’t believe that someone would just go homo on Valentines Day. “Who might this be?”
“Open it!” Kahlan stares at Dreamer, eager to know who it might be. Shawn tears open the envelope and pulls out the red card, before starting to read what’s scribbled inside.
“Dear Ryan, I’ve been enchanted by your looks, your style, your charisma from day one of EVO. It’s a shame that you’re leaving us behind. I’ll miss you. But then, Happy Valentines Day, bro! Dustin.”
“SEE, I KNEW THIS WOULD BE FUN!”
“But it’s Dustin… Oh man, we got a…”
“Hush, read this one!” Kahlan hands Shawn a pink envelope, square in size.
“To Kahlan, Jade, Amanda, Alexendra… Who the fuck is this creep?!” Shawn reads the envelope, and it just had names of all the GHW divas, lined up and scribbled in small size so that all the names fit on the envelope.
“READ IT! READ IT! It must be Metal Dragon!”
Shawn pulls out the small white card and starts to read it, as Kahlan tries to take a peek at the card.
“hai y’all, i luv u all, i miss ya all, i wanna hav sex wid yew all.. jade, u look pretty like a halloween jack-o-lantern, kahlan ur blue hair reminds me of the sea… uhh, others, i bought a small card so no gud words 4 u, love, seth.”
Kahlan snatches away the card from Shawn and drops it to the crowd, before smothering it under her sole. “I HATE THAT RETARD!”
“Alright, relax. Who’s the next one?”
“I’ll read this time!” Kahlan takes up a blue envelope this time. “Wow, it has no name.”
“Really? Who wants to be the anonymous one this time?”
Kahlan opens the envelope and pulls out a folded paper, which raises the eyebrow of both the member of Cut Squad. Kahlan opens the fold and starts to read the typed words on the paper, being a bit confused.
“This is to inform you that Alex Stall has wished you all a Happy Valentines Day. Since he just can’t break his record of no-showing, he asked us to send this letter and he said “THERE, I NO SHOWED AGAIN!” Sincerely, Smarky Smark.”
“Gosh, will that man ever show up in his life?!” Shawn shakes his head, with his hands on his hips, unable to believe that Alex has done it again.
“Meh, who cares?” Kahlan pulls out another envelope and starts to read the top of it. “Oooh, this one sounds good – to my partner in crime.”
But just as Kahlan reads the title, the face of Shawn loses its entire colour. He quickly snatches away the envelope and shoves it inside his jacket’s pocket, getting Kahlan a bit shocked and then enraged.
“That’s… something you don’t wanna read…. Yeah.”
“I WANNA READ THAT!”
“NO! YOU DON’T WANNA!”
“Blah, I’ll read it when you fall asleep.” Kahlan grins meekly, getting Shawn to give out a sigh of frustration. “Anywho, the next one!”
This time a grey envelope comes up and the words on top get the Newcastle diva’s eyes to burst out of the socket. “Oh my GOD, It’s Vladimir Strife!”
Kahlan quickly opens the envelope and pulls out a black card, with crimson hearts drawn all over. She opens the inner flap with her eyes beaming in joy, and starts to read the words scribbled on silver.
“Amanda, I know I’ve hurt you a lot over the years and I want to make it up to you this time. I watched you rock the ring with Kahlan…. Wait, what?!”
“Let me see that!” Dreamer snatches the card away and starts to read the rest of the words from the once undefeated behemoth. “You guys make a good team, a good INGLISH team and I for one know well that you’re carrying Kahlan on your back. You should just sucker-punch her face someday; you already look better on your own. Happy Valentines Day. Love, Vlad.”
Kahlan is seen to be staring at Shawn, pouting at him hands placed on her waist. “Come on, he just took Amanda Brooks for Hallsworth!”
“But what’s with the Kahlan thing?! I HATE HIM!”
“Meh, who cares? There are many who hates us!”
Just then, the postman is heard to make some noise, as if he was waking up. The members of the Cut Squad look at each other before screaming out, almost at unison.
“FUCK, RUN!”
The Ladder Queen and the Hardcore Prince flees away from the scene, leaving all the envelopes lying on the floor and the postman trying to regain his consciousness.
#EOT#
- I remember how Stone Orchard would just go on ‘bout the special days and pull out an innovative promo of their own. This could have gone long, but it’s tough and not all can be as badass as Rob.
Happy Valentines Day to all! -
“Look man, they all for Valentines Day and you better get them posted soon, alright?”
“Sure thing, man; they would have the letters posted pronto!”
The crew member walks away, leaving the postman alone with the sack of letters from the GHW stars, to be sent to their loved ones.
“HEY YOU!”
Just then an angry voice of a woman is heard, getting the old postman to stutter. The source of the voice and his accomplice slowly walks to the scene and it turns out to be the Cut Squad, Shawn Dreamer and Kahlan. Kahlan has her trademark dagger clenched within her grip as she walks up to the postman, giving him a reflection off the razor sharp blade.
“You should just leave that here and scram!”
“I can’t do that… I’ll be fired if I don’t get them back to the station.”
“GET OUT OF HERE!” hisses the Ladder Queen as she walks up a bit more, holding the dagger straight to his throat. Drops of sweat trickles down the face of the old postman as he stares at the dagger, knowing well how the sharp blade might end his life.
“K, let him go.” Shawn finally speaks, with his hands placed over his hips. “You don’t want us to end up behind bars with that old slime having a heart attack! We got better things to do, right?”
The Hardcore Prince walks up to the two, and pulls Kahlan back, as she hisses in anger. The postman gives out a sigh of relief as Dreamer pulls the Ladder Queen away from him. With the woman being taken care of, Shawn walks up toward the postman and looks at him.
“You alright, man?”
“Y-y-yeah… tha-tha-thank you… I was si-simply…”
But he isn’t let to show his gratitude at all; the Hardcore Prince strikes the postman with a shot of boot to his lower jaw, taking him out. The face of Kahlan beams with a huge grin as Shawn takes down the old man with his finisher, the sweet chin music.
“That’s how you should take down a guy!” hisses up Shawn as he faces Kahlan. “It would have been breaking news if we got him a heart attack. He’d wake up soon this way, and we wouldn’t have a trouble to get away with our act.”
Kahlan licks her lips and then walks up toward the man, bending over and grabbing the bag that lies beside him. She pulls it away, and starts to pull out the envelopes from the sac, before handing out one to Shawn.
“Read what that says.”
“To my broseph? What the heck?!” Shawn exclaims, as he can’t believe that someone would just go homo on Valentines Day. “Who might this be?”
“Open it!” Kahlan stares at Dreamer, eager to know who it might be. Shawn tears open the envelope and pulls out the red card, before starting to read what’s scribbled inside.
“Dear Ryan, I’ve been enchanted by your looks, your style, your charisma from day one of EVO. It’s a shame that you’re leaving us behind. I’ll miss you. But then, Happy Valentines Day, bro! Dustin.”
“SEE, I KNEW THIS WOULD BE FUN!”
“But it’s Dustin… Oh man, we got a…”
“Hush, read this one!” Kahlan hands Shawn a pink envelope, square in size.
“To Kahlan, Jade, Amanda, Alexendra… Who the fuck is this creep?!” Shawn reads the envelope, and it just had names of all the GHW divas, lined up and scribbled in small size so that all the names fit on the envelope.
“READ IT! READ IT! It must be Metal Dragon!”
Shawn pulls out the small white card and starts to read it, as Kahlan tries to take a peek at the card.
“hai y’all, i luv u all, i miss ya all, i wanna hav sex wid yew all.. jade, u look pretty like a halloween jack-o-lantern, kahlan ur blue hair reminds me of the sea… uhh, others, i bought a small card so no gud words 4 u, love, seth.”
Kahlan snatches away the card from Shawn and drops it to the crowd, before smothering it under her sole. “I HATE THAT RETARD!”
“Alright, relax. Who’s the next one?”
“I’ll read this time!” Kahlan takes up a blue envelope this time. “Wow, it has no name.”
“Really? Who wants to be the anonymous one this time?”
Kahlan opens the envelope and pulls out a folded paper, which raises the eyebrow of both the member of Cut Squad. Kahlan opens the fold and starts to read the typed words on the paper, being a bit confused.
“This is to inform you that Alex Stall has wished you all a Happy Valentines Day. Since he just can’t break his record of no-showing, he asked us to send this letter and he said “THERE, I NO SHOWED AGAIN!” Sincerely, Smarky Smark.”
“Gosh, will that man ever show up in his life?!” Shawn shakes his head, with his hands on his hips, unable to believe that Alex has done it again.
“Meh, who cares?” Kahlan pulls out another envelope and starts to read the top of it. “Oooh, this one sounds good – to my partner in crime.”
But just as Kahlan reads the title, the face of Shawn loses its entire colour. He quickly snatches away the envelope and shoves it inside his jacket’s pocket, getting Kahlan a bit shocked and then enraged.
“That’s… something you don’t wanna read…. Yeah.”
“I WANNA READ THAT!”
“NO! YOU DON’T WANNA!”
“Blah, I’ll read it when you fall asleep.” Kahlan grins meekly, getting Shawn to give out a sigh of frustration. “Anywho, the next one!”
This time a grey envelope comes up and the words on top get the Newcastle diva’s eyes to burst out of the socket. “Oh my GOD, It’s Vladimir Strife!”
Kahlan quickly opens the envelope and pulls out a black card, with crimson hearts drawn all over. She opens the inner flap with her eyes beaming in joy, and starts to read the words scribbled on silver.
“Amanda, I know I’ve hurt you a lot over the years and I want to make it up to you this time. I watched you rock the ring with Kahlan…. Wait, what?!”
“Let me see that!” Dreamer snatches the card away and starts to read the rest of the words from the once undefeated behemoth. “You guys make a good team, a good INGLISH team and I for one know well that you’re carrying Kahlan on your back. You should just sucker-punch her face someday; you already look better on your own. Happy Valentines Day. Love, Vlad.”
Kahlan is seen to be staring at Shawn, pouting at him hands placed on her waist. “Come on, he just took Amanda Brooks for Hallsworth!”
“But what’s with the Kahlan thing?! I HATE HIM!”
“Meh, who cares? There are many who hates us!”
Just then, the postman is heard to make some noise, as if he was waking up. The members of the Cut Squad look at each other before screaming out, almost at unison.
“FUCK, RUN!”
The Ladder Queen and the Hardcore Prince flees away from the scene, leaving all the envelopes lying on the floor and the postman trying to regain his consciousness.
#EOT#
- I remember how Stone Orchard would just go on ‘bout the special days and pull out an innovative promo of their own. This could have gone long, but it’s tough and not all can be as badass as Rob.
Happy Valentines Day to all! -
