Post by TPK on Mar 11, 2011 22:01:25 GMT -5
The scene opens backstage, Bubba is leaning back against a gray brick wall, as if holding it in place. People pass by, and with each new person, Bubba seemingly has something offhanded to say.
Bubba: Hey girl, is you my cousin? No, ah hell, let's fuck anyway. What...don't go, fuckin' cock tease!
This continues like this for a good while, when out of nowhere a man who hadn't been seen in GHW in forever walks past Bubba. Bubba, having no idea who The Psycho Kid was, decided it a good idea to taunt the hockey mask wearing psychopath. (which let's face it is generally in the list of things to NOT do...right back to the promo, sorry.)
Bubba:Hot damn boy, you lost? Late for Hockey practice, got a lake of hot ass blondes to kill, or what?
TPK, being all for a good laugh, stopped next to Bubba and chuckled at his joke. He started to say something to Bubba when a fan came up and asked TPK for his autograph. This changed Bubba's tone, he got a goofy look on his face and tried to look through TPK's mask. TPK wasn't sure what to think, but shrugged it off and waited for Bubba to say what he was going to say.
Bubba: Your The PK Warrior? Hey listen I'm sorry about this little misunderstanding. Man, I almost didn't recognise you, damn you've let yourself go!
TPK: What? No, I'm not That Guy.
Bubba: No shit, you got a distinct lack of using the force on anything that moves. You take me for some kind a fuckin idiot, or what?
The Psycho Kid, confused by this statement, stares at Bubba in utter disbelief, as he carefully tries to think of what he wants to say next.
TPK: Wait, no. I'm saying I'm not PK Warrior. I am...
Bubba: No...you're him. TPK equals PK Warrior, quit tryin to fool me, oh, and you're missin' a W in there boy.
TPK: Fine, whatever, I'm going now. So if you don't mind...
TPK starts to walk away, but Bubba, not wanting to let the argument go grabs TPK by the shoulder and spins him around. Bubba, looking a bit mad for some odd reason, glares down at TPK and attempts to stare a hole right through him.
Bubba: Oh, I mind very much son! Aint nodody walk away from me, not nobody! I got no choice, I gotta teach you a lesson now!
Bubba, not thinking about the hardness of TPK's face protection, throws a stiff right hand and drills the mask. This only serves to hurt his own hand, as Bubba yelps and walks around aimlessly TPK, in a fit of anger, grabs Bubba by the arm and yanks him forcefully into the wall. The sound of flesh on brick sounds throughout the backstage area, and Bubba falls down to the floor. Something in TPK snaps, he begins drilling Bubba in the kidney with the tip of his right boot, all the while remaining eerily silent. TPK suddenly stops his onslaught, walks towards a stack of chairs along the back walls, and grabs one before walking back towards Bubba. The Psycho Kid waits patiently, readying his chair as Bubba slowly tries to raise to his feet. Once Bubba's head lines up with the height of his chair, TPK swings and traps Bubba's head between the chair in the wall, a sickening thud booms through the backstage area. TPK looks at the chair, which is now covered with a thin sheet of blood. The sight of Bubba's blood coating his weapon causes a sly smile to form under his mask. TPK rolls Bubba onto his back, lines up another shot, and blasts him across the bridge of the nose with the chair causing his eyes to roll into the back of his head. TPK was lining up for yet another shot, when a group of guards rush in and literally pull him away from Bubba, and proceeding to call EMT's as they push TPK back, as far away from Bubba as possible.
TPK: I'm fine. Let me go, it's that idiot you should be concerned with. Oh, and Bubba...keep the chair, my gift to you.
TPK tosses the chair down onto the ground next to Bubba, and walks away. EMTs now rush past TPK, and check hastily on Bubba as the scene fades to black.
EoT
OOC: Pretty much just a way to get rid of Bubba, and bring in TPK.
Bubba: Hey girl, is you my cousin? No, ah hell, let's fuck anyway. What...don't go, fuckin' cock tease!
This continues like this for a good while, when out of nowhere a man who hadn't been seen in GHW in forever walks past Bubba. Bubba, having no idea who The Psycho Kid was, decided it a good idea to taunt the hockey mask wearing psychopath. (which let's face it is generally in the list of things to NOT do...right back to the promo, sorry.)
Bubba:Hot damn boy, you lost? Late for Hockey practice, got a lake of hot ass blondes to kill, or what?
TPK, being all for a good laugh, stopped next to Bubba and chuckled at his joke. He started to say something to Bubba when a fan came up and asked TPK for his autograph. This changed Bubba's tone, he got a goofy look on his face and tried to look through TPK's mask. TPK wasn't sure what to think, but shrugged it off and waited for Bubba to say what he was going to say.
Bubba: Your The PK Warrior? Hey listen I'm sorry about this little misunderstanding. Man, I almost didn't recognise you, damn you've let yourself go!
TPK: What? No, I'm not That Guy.
Bubba: No shit, you got a distinct lack of using the force on anything that moves. You take me for some kind a fuckin idiot, or what?
The Psycho Kid, confused by this statement, stares at Bubba in utter disbelief, as he carefully tries to think of what he wants to say next.
TPK: Wait, no. I'm saying I'm not PK Warrior. I am...
Bubba: No...you're him. TPK equals PK Warrior, quit tryin to fool me, oh, and you're missin' a W in there boy.
TPK: Fine, whatever, I'm going now. So if you don't mind...
TPK starts to walk away, but Bubba, not wanting to let the argument go grabs TPK by the shoulder and spins him around. Bubba, looking a bit mad for some odd reason, glares down at TPK and attempts to stare a hole right through him.
Bubba: Oh, I mind very much son! Aint nodody walk away from me, not nobody! I got no choice, I gotta teach you a lesson now!
Bubba, not thinking about the hardness of TPK's face protection, throws a stiff right hand and drills the mask. This only serves to hurt his own hand, as Bubba yelps and walks around aimlessly TPK, in a fit of anger, grabs Bubba by the arm and yanks him forcefully into the wall. The sound of flesh on brick sounds throughout the backstage area, and Bubba falls down to the floor. Something in TPK snaps, he begins drilling Bubba in the kidney with the tip of his right boot, all the while remaining eerily silent. TPK suddenly stops his onslaught, walks towards a stack of chairs along the back walls, and grabs one before walking back towards Bubba. The Psycho Kid waits patiently, readying his chair as Bubba slowly tries to raise to his feet. Once Bubba's head lines up with the height of his chair, TPK swings and traps Bubba's head between the chair in the wall, a sickening thud booms through the backstage area. TPK looks at the chair, which is now covered with a thin sheet of blood. The sight of Bubba's blood coating his weapon causes a sly smile to form under his mask. TPK rolls Bubba onto his back, lines up another shot, and blasts him across the bridge of the nose with the chair causing his eyes to roll into the back of his head. TPK was lining up for yet another shot, when a group of guards rush in and literally pull him away from Bubba, and proceeding to call EMT's as they push TPK back, as far away from Bubba as possible.
TPK: I'm fine. Let me go, it's that idiot you should be concerned with. Oh, and Bubba...keep the chair, my gift to you.
TPK tosses the chair down onto the ground next to Bubba, and walks away. EMTs now rush past TPK, and check hastily on Bubba as the scene fades to black.
EoT
OOC: Pretty much just a way to get rid of Bubba, and bring in TPK.