You are the Scriptwriter. Kinda.

[Ryan Hughes]

Okay, so I have until tomorrow to begin filming for my final major project, which is a mockumentary about two actors who try and succeed at an audition. It is pretty much a two man show.

Now what I ask of you, is for some funny skits involving a Mexican, and a Scouser (someone from Liverpool), sat in a waiting room. Try not to be sexual with these jokes, I've already made films with my mind in the gutter. Mild Mexican stereotyping is fair game though.

If your skit is filmable, and I indeed use it, you will get listed in the credits as "Special Thanks".

So come on you guys, help me get in to University.

[TPK]

Mexican: It's not that kind of a period piece.

Chick: Oh yeah, well I doubt the frito bandito is looking much better


Mexican: Good Luck too you.

Chick: Wait, you are here to audition too? Hmm, interesting.

Mexican: Interesting?

Chick: Yeah, interesting, didn't realize they had Tacos or Burritos back then. Also, I'm fairly sure there were no Home Depots to stand in front of to find work...you sure you want to audition?

Mexican:...I hate you.


Chick: God, I hate auditioning for these things, why can't they just GIVE me the part. You know I'm going to get it.

Mexican: Isn't this for part of a King?

Chick: Yep.

Mexican: Oh, so THAT'S why you are growing the beard and mustache.

Chick: Wait, what!?

Mexican: What, oh. Umm, nothing. Nothing!

[Dustin Delta]

Scouser: Finally, audition day. Quite eager, aren't you?

Mexican Woman: Yeah, I guess. Nice change of pace from my usual job.

Scouser: What do you usually do? Any type of acting?

Mexican Woman: *mumbling* Yeah, acting like I clean that bitch's house.

Scouser: Hm?

Mexican Woman: Oh, I said I work at Taco Bell.

Scouser: Oh, I should've expected as such.

Mexican Woman: Oh, really now? And where do you work, you snarky Brit?

Scouser: ...I...I uhm....I make teabags...

Mexican Woman: In more way than one, I assume.

Scouser: Oh, shut up.

OutsideVoice: Number 91?

Scouser: Oh, that's me!

-Later-

Scouser: Well, I nailed it! Now I finally have enough money to fire that godawful maid and get a decent one. *walks off*

*wait a moment*

Mexican Woman: *answers cell phone* Hello?

*moment of silence, face of horror* WHAT? F-fired?!

[Public Enemies]

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