Post by Brad Windsor on May 31, 2011 16:28:17 GMT -5
Charlie: “If you would follow me please Dave.”
Charlie says that to the camera, live playing on the giant screen within the arena as he turns away from it and begins to march. After a few seconds of roaming around in back stage Charlie is seen to be closing in on a group of four standing in a loose knot, heatedly arguing with each other.
“No! This is the Rock! NO! That is not the Rock! Look fist is rock and paw is no rock! That is… furry paper!”
“WHAAAAA WHAAA!”
“What!? Pacino What the heck is he saying? I don’t speak Canadian!”
“Well neither do I! I’m Italian! I’m only his manager not his interpreter. Understand this!!!! Understand ME!!!! Do you know!!!?”
“WHAAAAA”
“Hey Sasquatch shut the fuck up! You had paper I had the ROCK and you had sc-”
“My scissors have diamond blades. They cut rocks.”
“WHAAAA!”
“Oh. So the Rock loses? You say Rock loses? YOU TRYING TO TELL MASTER BISON THAT CENA WINS?!”
“What?”
“WHAAA!”
“No idiot! That Isn’t Cena! Cena likes little children.”
Charlie: “Hey excuse me a second, I want to have a moment of your time please Kahlan.”
Charlie butts into the argument and after a quick look at the camera Bison, Sasquatch and Pacino shrug and leave while Kahlan turns her back to it and starts fumbling.
“Don’t film me don’t film me! It isn’t fair! Wolverina might see this and decide to cry! Ooooh, since when did her hair started falling Charlie? Actually, did it fall or did someone just ripped them clean off? I mean how much abuse can a single person take, even a thick skulled one like her?”
While Kahlan chuckles to her own joke Charlie positions himself into a more appropriate angle after reshuffling to allow the other three leave.
“Neither Kahlan, but that’s not the why I’m here. We are here because of earlier. You issued a challenge to arguably the sickliest brutal individual in the history of our business. There are a lot of people who compare him to Nicholas Carson in his psychotic ways. My question is what made you issue that challenge?”
“Just a moment please, Charlie.”
Suddenly Kahlan turns around facing the audience with her hair neatly tucked in under a bald skin covering her entire head. Grinning for a second, K coughs to clear her throat before her response.
“Now I look more presentable don’t I? At least if Wolfie saw this she wouldn’t feel that bad about herself not saying that that egg thing on top of her shoulders look anything as sweet and pretty as this, but anyway. What were you saying? Jaggeroth? Oh yea, the challenge. Well... Charlie… quite frankly he asked for it. You don’t go and steal the Ladder Queen’s thunder. You do that you piss her off. You piss her off she is going to dial your number. And when she does that… well I guess you’ll have to wait and see what that does to you, right? Now excuse me I have the world championships to catch up with.”
With that Kahlan pushes past Coors and disappears from the scene while Charlie looks apologetically at the camera while slowly the scene fades.
END
Charlie says that to the camera, live playing on the giant screen within the arena as he turns away from it and begins to march. After a few seconds of roaming around in back stage Charlie is seen to be closing in on a group of four standing in a loose knot, heatedly arguing with each other.
“No! This is the Rock! NO! That is not the Rock! Look fist is rock and paw is no rock! That is… furry paper!”
“WHAAAAA WHAAA!”
“What!? Pacino What the heck is he saying? I don’t speak Canadian!”
“Well neither do I! I’m Italian! I’m only his manager not his interpreter. Understand this!!!! Understand ME!!!! Do you know!!!?”
“WHAAAAA”
“Hey Sasquatch shut the fuck up! You had paper I had the ROCK and you had sc-”
“My scissors have diamond blades. They cut rocks.”
“WHAAAA!”
“Oh. So the Rock loses? You say Rock loses? YOU TRYING TO TELL MASTER BISON THAT CENA WINS?!”
“What?”
“WHAAA!”
“No idiot! That Isn’t Cena! Cena likes little children.”
Charlie: “Hey excuse me a second, I want to have a moment of your time please Kahlan.”
Charlie butts into the argument and after a quick look at the camera Bison, Sasquatch and Pacino shrug and leave while Kahlan turns her back to it and starts fumbling.
“Don’t film me don’t film me! It isn’t fair! Wolverina might see this and decide to cry! Ooooh, since when did her hair started falling Charlie? Actually, did it fall or did someone just ripped them clean off? I mean how much abuse can a single person take, even a thick skulled one like her?”
While Kahlan chuckles to her own joke Charlie positions himself into a more appropriate angle after reshuffling to allow the other three leave.
“Neither Kahlan, but that’s not the why I’m here. We are here because of earlier. You issued a challenge to arguably the sickliest brutal individual in the history of our business. There are a lot of people who compare him to Nicholas Carson in his psychotic ways. My question is what made you issue that challenge?”
“Just a moment please, Charlie.”
Suddenly Kahlan turns around facing the audience with her hair neatly tucked in under a bald skin covering her entire head. Grinning for a second, K coughs to clear her throat before her response.
“Now I look more presentable don’t I? At least if Wolfie saw this she wouldn’t feel that bad about herself not saying that that egg thing on top of her shoulders look anything as sweet and pretty as this, but anyway. What were you saying? Jaggeroth? Oh yea, the challenge. Well... Charlie… quite frankly he asked for it. You don’t go and steal the Ladder Queen’s thunder. You do that you piss her off. You piss her off she is going to dial your number. And when she does that… well I guess you’ll have to wait and see what that does to you, right? Now excuse me I have the world championships to catch up with.”
With that Kahlan pushes past Coors and disappears from the scene while Charlie looks apologetically at the camera while slowly the scene fades.
END
