Post by Nicholas Carson on Aug 23, 2011 17:52:45 GMT -5
Continued from Nicky's victory over Hayden here:
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The door swings open to a pawn shop in downtown Boston, Mass. Dressed in casual clothes are Nicholas, TPK, Dustin Delta, and Mighty Man Millson, who make a beeline right for the cashier counter to talk business. Servicing them in a non sexual manner is Frank Paul, a 50 something year old man with thinning hair, who also is a avid GHW fan. Obviously excited, he reaches out to shake their hands and possibly ask for autographs, but Carson punches his hand away and slams the New Age Title onto the counter.
Nicholas: "I can tell you recognize us, but we aren't here to pander to a fan. We are here on business. This here is the New Age Title I won from Hayden HardKore in a fair, competitive, hard fought wrestling match. How much are you going to give me for it? I have mouths to feed and GHW isn't paying me well."
Frank's eyes dart a bit as he takes in the remaining Outcasts milling about the shop. Knowing Carson is not a very bright fellow, Frank puts on his best business sense and smiles.
Frank: "Fair enough, sir. I'll give you... hmm. gosh... twenty bucks for it."
Nicholas's eyes bulge.
Nicholas: "TWENTY DOLLARS? REALLY? ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS?"
Carson appears awed, then smiles all knowingly.
Nicholas: "And people say pawn shops rip them off. I feel like I am the one ripping you off. Here ya go."
Without hesitation, Nicky hands over the title and receives the discussed amount. Then, the Lord of Lunacy slams the Charging Glory title on the counter.
Nicholas: "I want a different deal with this one. See this here belt, it was once held by the great Rhaps. So that makes this title better than the one I just sold you. So I tell you what, I won't break your register with this one, all that I simply ask is that you allow each of my friends here to pick out one item in trade for it. Deal?"
Frank can not believe his luck and shakes his head yes. Millson picks out an item left undisclosed until a later date. TPK, after having a small discussion with Priscilla his wife (the waffle iron) about adoption, decides to pick out a smaller waffle iron, thus instantly becoming a daddy. And Dustin Delta walks up wearing a old timey pistol holster, liking it very much.
Delta: "Guess what is going in the holster? Not a gun, I can assure you."
Lastly, Nicholas picks out a DVD by "Smarky Smark productions" for the sole purpose of burning it later. After the deals are done, they all shake hands with the pawn shop owner and leave the establishment. Once outside, they brag about how they got one over on ol' Frank Paul, before deciding to part ways to go do whatever they each had planned. Laughing, the four shake hands and give bro hugs, then all of them tickle the tummy of TPK's son/daughter/appliance before finally departing. A few blocks down, Nicky takes the twenty bucks and heads down an alley, looking to meet up with the local drug dealer.
EOT Comments welcome.
This will be TBC'd in another thread by Hayden HardKore.
gahwo.proboards.com/index.cgi?action=display&board=ring&thread=13197&page=1#65911
The door swings open to a pawn shop in downtown Boston, Mass. Dressed in casual clothes are Nicholas, TPK, Dustin Delta, and Mighty Man Millson, who make a beeline right for the cashier counter to talk business. Servicing them in a non sexual manner is Frank Paul, a 50 something year old man with thinning hair, who also is a avid GHW fan. Obviously excited, he reaches out to shake their hands and possibly ask for autographs, but Carson punches his hand away and slams the New Age Title onto the counter.
Nicholas: "I can tell you recognize us, but we aren't here to pander to a fan. We are here on business. This here is the New Age Title I won from Hayden HardKore in a fair, competitive, hard fought wrestling match. How much are you going to give me for it? I have mouths to feed and GHW isn't paying me well."
Frank's eyes dart a bit as he takes in the remaining Outcasts milling about the shop. Knowing Carson is not a very bright fellow, Frank puts on his best business sense and smiles.
Frank: "Fair enough, sir. I'll give you... hmm. gosh... twenty bucks for it."
Nicholas's eyes bulge.
Nicholas: "TWENTY DOLLARS? REALLY? ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS?"
Carson appears awed, then smiles all knowingly.
Nicholas: "And people say pawn shops rip them off. I feel like I am the one ripping you off. Here ya go."
Without hesitation, Nicky hands over the title and receives the discussed amount. Then, the Lord of Lunacy slams the Charging Glory title on the counter.
Nicholas: "I want a different deal with this one. See this here belt, it was once held by the great Rhaps. So that makes this title better than the one I just sold you. So I tell you what, I won't break your register with this one, all that I simply ask is that you allow each of my friends here to pick out one item in trade for it. Deal?"
Frank can not believe his luck and shakes his head yes. Millson picks out an item left undisclosed until a later date. TPK, after having a small discussion with Priscilla his wife (the waffle iron) about adoption, decides to pick out a smaller waffle iron, thus instantly becoming a daddy. And Dustin Delta walks up wearing a old timey pistol holster, liking it very much.
Delta: "Guess what is going in the holster? Not a gun, I can assure you."
Lastly, Nicholas picks out a DVD by "Smarky Smark productions" for the sole purpose of burning it later. After the deals are done, they all shake hands with the pawn shop owner and leave the establishment. Once outside, they brag about how they got one over on ol' Frank Paul, before deciding to part ways to go do whatever they each had planned. Laughing, the four shake hands and give bro hugs, then all of them tickle the tummy of TPK's son/daughter/appliance before finally departing. A few blocks down, Nicky takes the twenty bucks and heads down an alley, looking to meet up with the local drug dealer.
EOT Comments welcome.
This will be TBC'd in another thread by Hayden HardKore.
