Post by Psychotic Circus on Oct 16, 2011 6:56:08 GMT -5
-From the cookie crumb littered desk of your new booker/admin/most hated man in our fake industry.-
Hello. Ok, with formalities out of the way, I'd just like to say a few things the day before the reigns are handed over to me and I drive this place straight to the 9th level of hell.
First off, I want to end all doubts in your little heads that may be swelling around inside your empty craniums. I'm un-corruptible. When I announce a winner, you'd best believe me when I say the fucker won and the other(s) didn't. I know over the past few months since NeXuS, there's been a lot of bitching and moaning about how things have been ran by the previous administration. I know I was pissed, I was about to quit and go LOLFORMERWWEEMPLOYEEINTNA ape shit all over Ryan's face over in EVPW. Some thought there was a fix, those thoughts had entered my mind as well. But, after I sat down with Ryan Hughes(some read John Laurinaitis ), and he explained, in great, painful detail for his pick , I accepted it, I didn't agree with it, but Ryan stood by his guns and defended it, never giving into pressure from my own childish threats and those un-based threats from others who had no reason to bitch in the first place. And that's commendable if anything. He stood by his decision, and no one could tell him otherwise. And that, unfortunately , is the role of the booker.
It's my job, nay, my duty, as the new Administration, to take it on the chin and make decisions that are right, instead of what is popular. I care not for what is popular, I wasn't popular in highschool, I was more of the kid who stood in the corner and made joke bomb threats with a circle of close friends. I care only for what is right and making sure that every man/women/whatever Kahlan is, gets their fair share for the amount of work they put in. Case in point, at GHW LIVE #4, the main event was between Chris Pederoso and Spike Steel. Steel/TPK/40 other characters was on a dominant path of keeping his T.V title, and it's no secret we're friends. TPK was honestly the first person who I became friends with in GHW during my 4 year tenure here, I was despised like the fucking plague here when I first showed up, but David was the first person to even acknowledged my existence as a human being and potential, needless to say, I'd take a bullet for the guy(.38 or smaller, no face.) Chris Pederoso on the other hand, I hated like a motherfucker, mostly because he took a huge cheap shot at me in EVPW behind my back. It's also no secret he's Ryan's IRL brother. It seemed like a simple choice to make, but there was one thing, PRIDE. I take pride in my judgements, and set out to make a good one and came to see that Chris's post was better than TPK, who is arguably a large legend in these parts, and was beaten by a man who I wouldn't piss on in the dessert while he burned to a crisp. It was a hard call to put out there, but I did it. Chris had won fair and square, and was announced as such.
See what I mean? I have a reputation as a huge ass hole, but in the end, I always do what's right. I may bitch and moan, but when the gun is in my face, I do what needs to be done.
I'm going to lay it out, plain and simple for all of you on how I'm going to judge and book before I even start running this joint. Make me interested. It's that fucking simple. Of course grammar, wordage, and the usual come into play like every judge before me. You want a title shot, you need to get me behind you and leave no doubt in my mind that you deserve it. No one gets a free ride, not going to happen. I'll book ten cards straight if need be without any sort of title defense if I don't see people giving up the effort to earn it. You can sit there and bitch me out through PM's all you want, know this, I'm a fucking 23 year old security guard and a bear of a man IRL, I break up fights between niggers for a living. I'm also not politically correct, and if you act like nigger with me, I'm going to chain you up to the porch and treat you like a whipping boy, you monkey.
I can not be threatened, bitched at, moaned at or ass kissed. I DON'T EVEN HAVE AN ASS FOR YOU TO KISS, true story. No one gets a free ride based on name, it's all merit from here on out. Be you Ryan Hughes, be you Metal Dragon, be you Vladimir Strife, I give shots and advancement as I see fit, and if you deserve it, you'll get it. Millson, my only student who ever amounted to more than a shit mark on the card, has earned everything hes gotten, no bitching, no wailing, no piggy backing off my name or asking me to put in a good word for him. There's no politics here with me, I hate democrats and republicans, if anything, I'm War Party.
I'm sorry, but the law must be laid down before I even begin controlling your fate from afar here in GHW. I want you all to enjoy your time here, but you have to understand, there's a lot of time that goes into each and every card. There's plotting what to even put on the card and how to make it not suck like the usual Monday Night Raws we all have to sit through these days. And then there's the judging, that takes a least 3 solid hours per card. You want me to give up my precious time, you need to give up a little of yours. I know with IRL things getting in the way all the time that it can be a pain to be arsed to RP, ask me for an extension, I give them out like pez around here. You need three hours, or even a day, I'll give it, just ask. I want you all to feel welcome here, and above all else to take something with you from this place like I have. But time and effort is needed to do so just like in any other prospect in life.
Also, my door is open to anyone. You want to talk about something, be it asking for suggestions, or even for an explanation for my ruling against/for you in a match, I'll give it. You want more details, ask and you shall receive. No jokes, no smart assery, no me hating you for life for wasting my time. It's my duty as the ADMIN of ADMINS here to do so for you as a member. Respect me, I'll respect you. Bitch at me, and I'll bitchslap you, virtually.
TL;DR
1. Merit is the law around here now.
2. Ask me for an explanation, and I'll give it.
3. I'm un-corruptible, and nothing other than merit and effort will sway my decisions. Well, except maybe pictures of Wolverina in extremely tight jeans.
-Jared/Jaggeroth/Jerry Nate/Grimey C. Whiskey.
/END RANT.
Hello. Ok, with formalities out of the way, I'd just like to say a few things the day before the reigns are handed over to me and I drive this place straight to the 9th level of hell.
First off, I want to end all doubts in your little heads that may be swelling around inside your empty craniums. I'm un-corruptible. When I announce a winner, you'd best believe me when I say the fucker won and the other(s) didn't. I know over the past few months since NeXuS, there's been a lot of bitching and moaning about how things have been ran by the previous administration. I know I was pissed, I was about to quit and go LOLFORMERWWEEMPLOYEEINTNA ape shit all over Ryan's face over in EVPW. Some thought there was a fix, those thoughts had entered my mind as well. But, after I sat down with Ryan Hughes(some read John Laurinaitis ), and he explained, in great, painful detail for his pick , I accepted it, I didn't agree with it, but Ryan stood by his guns and defended it, never giving into pressure from my own childish threats and those un-based threats from others who had no reason to bitch in the first place. And that's commendable if anything. He stood by his decision, and no one could tell him otherwise. And that, unfortunately , is the role of the booker.
It's my job, nay, my duty, as the new Administration, to take it on the chin and make decisions that are right, instead of what is popular. I care not for what is popular, I wasn't popular in highschool, I was more of the kid who stood in the corner and made joke bomb threats with a circle of close friends. I care only for what is right and making sure that every man/women/whatever Kahlan is, gets their fair share for the amount of work they put in. Case in point, at GHW LIVE #4, the main event was between Chris Pederoso and Spike Steel. Steel/TPK/40 other characters was on a dominant path of keeping his T.V title, and it's no secret we're friends. TPK was honestly the first person who I became friends with in GHW during my 4 year tenure here, I was despised like the fucking plague here when I first showed up, but David was the first person to even acknowledged my existence as a human being and potential, needless to say, I'd take a bullet for the guy(.38 or smaller, no face.) Chris Pederoso on the other hand, I hated like a motherfucker, mostly because he took a huge cheap shot at me in EVPW behind my back. It's also no secret he's Ryan's IRL brother. It seemed like a simple choice to make, but there was one thing, PRIDE. I take pride in my judgements, and set out to make a good one and came to see that Chris's post was better than TPK, who is arguably a large legend in these parts, and was beaten by a man who I wouldn't piss on in the dessert while he burned to a crisp. It was a hard call to put out there, but I did it. Chris had won fair and square, and was announced as such.
See what I mean? I have a reputation as a huge ass hole, but in the end, I always do what's right. I may bitch and moan, but when the gun is in my face, I do what needs to be done.
I'm going to lay it out, plain and simple for all of you on how I'm going to judge and book before I even start running this joint. Make me interested. It's that fucking simple. Of course grammar, wordage, and the usual come into play like every judge before me. You want a title shot, you need to get me behind you and leave no doubt in my mind that you deserve it. No one gets a free ride, not going to happen. I'll book ten cards straight if need be without any sort of title defense if I don't see people giving up the effort to earn it. You can sit there and bitch me out through PM's all you want, know this, I'm a fucking 23 year old security guard and a bear of a man IRL, I break up fights between niggers for a living. I'm also not politically correct, and if you act like nigger with me, I'm going to chain you up to the porch and treat you like a whipping boy, you monkey.
I can not be threatened, bitched at, moaned at or ass kissed. I DON'T EVEN HAVE AN ASS FOR YOU TO KISS, true story. No one gets a free ride based on name, it's all merit from here on out. Be you Ryan Hughes, be you Metal Dragon, be you Vladimir Strife, I give shots and advancement as I see fit, and if you deserve it, you'll get it. Millson, my only student who ever amounted to more than a shit mark on the card, has earned everything hes gotten, no bitching, no wailing, no piggy backing off my name or asking me to put in a good word for him. There's no politics here with me, I hate democrats and republicans, if anything, I'm War Party.
I'm sorry, but the law must be laid down before I even begin controlling your fate from afar here in GHW. I want you all to enjoy your time here, but you have to understand, there's a lot of time that goes into each and every card. There's plotting what to even put on the card and how to make it not suck like the usual Monday Night Raws we all have to sit through these days. And then there's the judging, that takes a least 3 solid hours per card. You want me to give up my precious time, you need to give up a little of yours. I know with IRL things getting in the way all the time that it can be a pain to be arsed to RP, ask me for an extension, I give them out like pez around here. You need three hours, or even a day, I'll give it, just ask. I want you all to feel welcome here, and above all else to take something with you from this place like I have. But time and effort is needed to do so just like in any other prospect in life.
Also, my door is open to anyone. You want to talk about something, be it asking for suggestions, or even for an explanation for my ruling against/for you in a match, I'll give it. You want more details, ask and you shall receive. No jokes, no smart assery, no me hating you for life for wasting my time. It's my duty as the ADMIN of ADMINS here to do so for you as a member. Respect me, I'll respect you. Bitch at me, and I'll bitchslap you, virtually.
TL;DR
1. Merit is the law around here now.
2. Ask me for an explanation, and I'll give it.
3. I'm un-corruptible, and nothing other than merit and effort will sway my decisions. Well, except maybe pictures of Wolverina in extremely tight jeans.
-Jared/Jaggeroth/Jerry Nate/Grimey C. Whiskey.
/END RANT.
