Post by Jaggeroth's wench. on Oct 26, 2011 4:36:13 GMT -5
The TNT telecast had finally come, Big Al and Collin had done their part in hyping up the major card that would promise a night full of intense action, but it was another announcement that shocked the GHW Universe to its core.
Collin: But that's not all folks. In a shocking development under our new General Manager's reign, Haven "Wolverina" Cassady, one of the best pound for pound Fighty fighty persons in the business, and one of the most controversial, has been reinstated. We all know the background surrounding her being fired nearly 6 months ago, but let that not undermine what she can do when that bell rings. A magnificent athlete she is.
Big Al: Not only has she been reinstated, she will also be here TONIGHT on Tuesday Night Triumph to offer an apology to the GHW Universe! I know, I know, hard to belive considering Jaggeorth claimed to have her as a zombie in his horde. It was a look alike, as if that wasn't already obvious. So all you watching at home, call your friends and family, you don't wanna miss this.
On cue to the commo team's words, the tron came to life with these words and picture:
COMING TONIGHT! THE RETURN OF WOLVERINA AND HER APOLOGY TO THE GHW UNIVERSE[/i]
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A few matches came and went after the blockbuster announcement was made earlier in the program, and when those watching at home came back from their potty breaks during the commercials, there stood Charlie Coors in the middle of the ring, fresh from his Occupy Boston protest meeting earlier in the day. He placed the mic to the very lips that regularly encompass a phat reefer blunt, but the volume of noise from the fans eager to see Wolfie again gave him pause. Coors waited until the crowd died down enough, then proceeded with the announcement many thought would never come again, and to make things even more dramatic, the bell rang thrice.
Coors: Ladies and Gentlemen, please stand and join me in welcoming back one of the most inspirational and gifted Fighty fighty persons ever to step foot in the ring. Give a big round of applause to HAVEN "WOLVERINA" CASSADY!
As Gavin Rossdale's epic song "Adrenaline" played, the lyrics became nothing more than a sound of muffled and mumbled words, as the spectators did everything they could to rip out their vocal cords in praise of the most desired woman in wrestling history. Security doubled their zones at the rails when fans began to partake in small shoving matches just to get into a contested position that would allow them to high five or simply graze the most decorated female Fighty fighty person in history. Then, it happened. The woman of the hour descended from proverbial Mount Olympus and made her presence atop the ramp, with the very grating under her shaking from the collective stomping, hooting and hollering of her loyal masses round about her. Tonight, as with any other night, our lovely lady is clad in casual attire. She wore light, sky-blue colored jeans that fit her form superbly. Her shirt was not seen due to the blue and silver hoodie that covered it, which bore the emblem of her favorite football team, the Dallas Cowboys. Her luscious locks were pulled back nice and tight, put up in the prettiest pony tail ever, a trademark of hers since day one. White and blue colored New Balance shoes adorned her feet, and higher, around her waist was the original and coveted King/Queen of the Deathmatch championship belt. Lastly, a bland black bag was clutched in her left hand, but the fans couldn't care less. Their Wolfie was back and looking better than ever.
Collin: I'm going to have to get my ears checked after this. Our arena has all but exploded from this crowd reaction. Good God!
Big Al: And look what she's brought back with her, the REAL King/Queen of the Deathmatch championship, a title which she never lost and was eventually unjustly taken from her by the management of her other employer. But what gives with the bag.
Collin: We're just moments away from finding out, Al. I think along with this apology she's supposed to give, she'll offer the title as a peace offering of sorts, maybe?
Wolverina tagged hands and hugged a few people during her travel to the ring, and was even politely entered into the square hell by Coors parting the ropes for her. Once inside her home sweet home, the People's Princess dropped the mystery bag and went to all four corners, delivering long over due she-wolf howls to her minions, while casting up her trademark crucifix pose as the crowd chanted "Welcome back". The response to her return gave her goosebumps and made her smile wider and brighter than ever before, as she relocated to the center of the land made of canvas, wire and wood. Charlie, having stood aside to give her the moment she deserved, stepped toward her with the mic held out, offering it to her before he is to make his way out of the ring.
*SMACK!*[/I]
Coors hit the mat hard and quick, like a enemy fighter would when struck down by a sniper's bullet,the mic landing with a static-thud, his body motionless and eyes shut, as though in a deep sleep. The "Goodness Gracious" Super Kick, Wolverina's famous finisher that netted her many, many victories in the past, had struck again. Her actions sent the venue into a cowed silence of sorts, such a stark contrast to their festive mood a mere second ago. The fans couldn't decide whether to cheer or boo her actions, even as her happy smile changed drastically, her lips furling up into a corner-of-the-mouth snarl, a look of clear disdain.
Collin: What? What in the hell just happened here?
Big Al: Charlie just got his block knocked off, Fuzz. What the hell do you think just happened? It's pretty obvious isn't it?
Collin: WHAT'S THE MEANING OF THIS?
To make things a bit more evident for Collin, Al and the rest of the GHW Universe, the Queen of Queens untied the bag and pulled out a GHW banner flag, often seen on flag poles in front of GHW corporate offices or the venues themselves. With a now utterly stoic face, with hard to read shiftiness of her captivating eyes, the People's Princess unfurled the flag to its maximum length and held it high for all to see. A word still not said by her, the real King of the Deathmatch Champion suddenly wadded it up with great disgust, and tossed it down in the middle of the ring, before hocking a massive wad of disrespectful spit onto it. Next, she busied herself with the bag again and produced a small thing of gasoline, with a book of matches to compliment it. This was all the world needed to know. One lousy apology was about to come, from a very ungrateful person. Before anyone could save the symbolic flag of power, the Nebraskan emptied the flammable liquid onto the crumpled flag then lit the book of matches and tossed it down. Just as her illustrious career had gone up in smoke and flames by the backstabbing of corporate offices, which led to her being fired, so too did the GHW flag. Many in the stands became jilted and cussed out at her, others threw trash into the ring, while a good majority just stood utterly dumbfounded at the unbelievable act of transgression.
It is at that point the People's Princess snatched the mic up and took a stance in front of the fireball of her creation, allowing the rising flames to provide a nice background behind her. Wolverina slowly tilted her head to the side, her beautiful eyes giving off a wholly crude vibe as she raised the mic to her succulent lips and delivered what was mandated of her.
"....... I'm Sorry."
The words rolled off her tongue with crisp sarcasm and arrogance, and the smug look she gave when doing so could only be matched by one Mr. CM Punk. She dropped the mic and lifted her arms into her trademark pose, as the feed cut off and went to a commercial.
EOT
OOC: All in character. I wanted to do a reverse Jeff Hardy thing, where instead of apologizing, she insults instead.
Collin: But that's not all folks. In a shocking development under our new General Manager's reign, Haven "Wolverina" Cassady, one of the best pound for pound Fighty fighty persons in the business, and one of the most controversial, has been reinstated. We all know the background surrounding her being fired nearly 6 months ago, but let that not undermine what she can do when that bell rings. A magnificent athlete she is.
Big Al: Not only has she been reinstated, she will also be here TONIGHT on Tuesday Night Triumph to offer an apology to the GHW Universe! I know, I know, hard to belive considering Jaggeorth claimed to have her as a zombie in his horde. It was a look alike, as if that wasn't already obvious. So all you watching at home, call your friends and family, you don't wanna miss this.
On cue to the commo team's words, the tron came to life with these words and picture:
COMING TONIGHT! THE RETURN OF WOLVERINA AND HER APOLOGY TO THE GHW UNIVERSE[/i]
-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------
A few matches came and went after the blockbuster announcement was made earlier in the program, and when those watching at home came back from their potty breaks during the commercials, there stood Charlie Coors in the middle of the ring, fresh from his Occupy Boston protest meeting earlier in the day. He placed the mic to the very lips that regularly encompass a phat reefer blunt, but the volume of noise from the fans eager to see Wolfie again gave him pause. Coors waited until the crowd died down enough, then proceeded with the announcement many thought would never come again, and to make things even more dramatic, the bell rang thrice.
Coors: Ladies and Gentlemen, please stand and join me in welcoming back one of the most inspirational and gifted Fighty fighty persons ever to step foot in the ring. Give a big round of applause to HAVEN "WOLVERINA" CASSADY!
As Gavin Rossdale's epic song "Adrenaline" played, the lyrics became nothing more than a sound of muffled and mumbled words, as the spectators did everything they could to rip out their vocal cords in praise of the most desired woman in wrestling history. Security doubled their zones at the rails when fans began to partake in small shoving matches just to get into a contested position that would allow them to high five or simply graze the most decorated female Fighty fighty person in history. Then, it happened. The woman of the hour descended from proverbial Mount Olympus and made her presence atop the ramp, with the very grating under her shaking from the collective stomping, hooting and hollering of her loyal masses round about her. Tonight, as with any other night, our lovely lady is clad in casual attire. She wore light, sky-blue colored jeans that fit her form superbly. Her shirt was not seen due to the blue and silver hoodie that covered it, which bore the emblem of her favorite football team, the Dallas Cowboys. Her luscious locks were pulled back nice and tight, put up in the prettiest pony tail ever, a trademark of hers since day one. White and blue colored New Balance shoes adorned her feet, and higher, around her waist was the original and coveted King/Queen of the Deathmatch championship belt. Lastly, a bland black bag was clutched in her left hand, but the fans couldn't care less. Their Wolfie was back and looking better than ever.
Collin: I'm going to have to get my ears checked after this. Our arena has all but exploded from this crowd reaction. Good God!
Big Al: And look what she's brought back with her, the REAL King/Queen of the Deathmatch championship, a title which she never lost and was eventually unjustly taken from her by the management of her other employer. But what gives with the bag.
Collin: We're just moments away from finding out, Al. I think along with this apology she's supposed to give, she'll offer the title as a peace offering of sorts, maybe?
Wolverina tagged hands and hugged a few people during her travel to the ring, and was even politely entered into the square hell by Coors parting the ropes for her. Once inside her home sweet home, the People's Princess dropped the mystery bag and went to all four corners, delivering long over due she-wolf howls to her minions, while casting up her trademark crucifix pose as the crowd chanted "Welcome back". The response to her return gave her goosebumps and made her smile wider and brighter than ever before, as she relocated to the center of the land made of canvas, wire and wood. Charlie, having stood aside to give her the moment she deserved, stepped toward her with the mic held out, offering it to her before he is to make his way out of the ring.
*SMACK!*[/I]
Coors hit the mat hard and quick, like a enemy fighter would when struck down by a sniper's bullet,the mic landing with a static-thud, his body motionless and eyes shut, as though in a deep sleep. The "Goodness Gracious" Super Kick, Wolverina's famous finisher that netted her many, many victories in the past, had struck again. Her actions sent the venue into a cowed silence of sorts, such a stark contrast to their festive mood a mere second ago. The fans couldn't decide whether to cheer or boo her actions, even as her happy smile changed drastically, her lips furling up into a corner-of-the-mouth snarl, a look of clear disdain.
Collin: What? What in the hell just happened here?
Big Al: Charlie just got his block knocked off, Fuzz. What the hell do you think just happened? It's pretty obvious isn't it?
Collin: WHAT'S THE MEANING OF THIS?
To make things a bit more evident for Collin, Al and the rest of the GHW Universe, the Queen of Queens untied the bag and pulled out a GHW banner flag, often seen on flag poles in front of GHW corporate offices or the venues themselves. With a now utterly stoic face, with hard to read shiftiness of her captivating eyes, the People's Princess unfurled the flag to its maximum length and held it high for all to see. A word still not said by her, the real King of the Deathmatch Champion suddenly wadded it up with great disgust, and tossed it down in the middle of the ring, before hocking a massive wad of disrespectful spit onto it. Next, she busied herself with the bag again and produced a small thing of gasoline, with a book of matches to compliment it. This was all the world needed to know. One lousy apology was about to come, from a very ungrateful person. Before anyone could save the symbolic flag of power, the Nebraskan emptied the flammable liquid onto the crumpled flag then lit the book of matches and tossed it down. Just as her illustrious career had gone up in smoke and flames by the backstabbing of corporate offices, which led to her being fired, so too did the GHW flag. Many in the stands became jilted and cussed out at her, others threw trash into the ring, while a good majority just stood utterly dumbfounded at the unbelievable act of transgression.
It is at that point the People's Princess snatched the mic up and took a stance in front of the fireball of her creation, allowing the rising flames to provide a nice background behind her. Wolverina slowly tilted her head to the side, her beautiful eyes giving off a wholly crude vibe as she raised the mic to her succulent lips and delivered what was mandated of her.
"....... I'm Sorry."
The words rolled off her tongue with crisp sarcasm and arrogance, and the smug look she gave when doing so could only be matched by one Mr. CM Punk. She dropped the mic and lifted her arms into her trademark pose, as the feed cut off and went to a commercial.
EOT
OOC: All in character. I wanted to do a reverse Jeff Hardy thing, where instead of apologizing, she insults instead.