Post by Nicholas Carson on Dec 19, 2011 19:32:28 GMT -5
The special Christmas edition of TNT comes on the air with the camera panning left and right showing the super-excited fans, many of which are dressed in Christmas theme, waving their witty little signs of support. After showing off the jam packed arena, the camera feed switches directly to the announcers table, where Al Mulligan and Collin Jennings sit, dressed also in Christmas themed garb and obviously extremely excited.
"Two days removed from a very bloody and brutal Blood Runs Cold, we come to you live from (insert arena/location here because I have no idea where we compete lol) for Tuesday Night Triumph!"
"And what a night we have in store for you. We-"
Before Al can finish, "I Wish You a Merry Christmas" begins to play, casting the fans into an even more jubilant mood. The curtain cloth is swiped aside, a towering giant stepping out dressed head to toe just like Santa Clause. It only take a few seconds for the mood to sour, as they realize it is the Maniac Mauler himself, Nicholas FUCKING Carson. Slung over his shoulder, very visible, is a huge santa bag filled to the brim with what can only be presumed as presents maybe? Despite the intense hatred thrown toward him, the Lord of Lunacy trots down the aisle laughing and waving happily to the fans, even doing the whole "Ho Ho Ho" routine.
"Oh no. This can't be good."
"What do you mean? How dare you speak bad against Santa Clause."
"That's not Santa Clause, that's SATAN CLAUSE!"
The madman rounds the ring and up the steps, then slips through the ropes where he's handed a microphone.
"Ho Ho HO Merry FUCKING Christmas! It's me, ole SAINT NICK hahahaha!"
The crowd endear him with hate more than ever before, and begin to toss the customary trash and food at him. Undeterred, the epitome of evil drops the bag of goodies and takes on a more serious, not so jolly tone.
"I've checked my list twice, and can honestly say NONE of you deserve a gift! Each and every week you throw trash in this ring at poor little misunderstood Nicholas Carson. That's bad. It's mean. You hurt his feelings! So I asked him what he wanted for Christmas, and he told me all he wanted was for you all to know what it felt like to get stuff thrown at you too. So who am I to deny a heartfelt plea from a good, moral person?"
The clown turned clause opens the bag and starts pulling out pieces of black coal, and one after the other hurls them into the stands, pelting a number of fans in the process.
"He could hurt somebody! Those better be toy coals or something!"
"Another lawsuit, there's another, annnd another one."
He gets bored with his revenge quickly and angrily rips off the santa attire, showing himself to be wearing everyday street clothes. Littered on his body at various places are bandages, and on his face several areas that have required stitches, all evidence of war from BRC.
"And since we're being real here. Kids at home and in attendance right now, guess what, Santa Clause isn't real. All those gifts from Santa comes from your parents. Don't believe me? Pound an energy drink or two on Christmas Eve night and stay up. Keep a good eye on your Christmas tree, you'll see. I mean, geez, think about it, Santa Clause is supposed to be a old fat white man, yet he only works one day out of the year? That's what niggers do, not the white man."
HOLY SHIT the hate increases ten fold, but honestly who is going to stop a genuine psychopath?
"WILL SOMEBODY CUT HIS DAMN MIC?"
"But that's not important. What is important, is my victory at Blood Runs Cold. Yes, boo me all you want, the result will not change. Every one of you swore he would win. It was set in stone. The wrestling gods themselves were on his side. He rode into that match with momentum so great that a defeat would be impossible, it would be a travesty. Jack was being groomed as the next New Age Champion, or the next KOTDM Champion, or the next whatever he wanted to be. Not even the sky was the limit for him. He would snatch the torch from me. But reality soon set in. It was clear that GHW management had tossed a boy into the den of a lion. And, in the end, the lion had his meal, and was full."
The immense heat succumbs to loud chants of various unsavory nicknames for the Mauler, but nonetheless, he continues.
"But something happened during that encounter. The kid was tougher, smarter, stronger, and more tenacious than anybody I had ever faced before, minus Vladimir Strife of course. Jack Tracks drew more blood from my body than anybody has in quite some time, including Santiago. Every time I planted him on the ground, or hurled him through a window, or shredded his skin, the sumbitch kept coming. At one point I honestly thought he was indestructible. The damn match should have been over long before it actually ended, but Jack just wouldn't do what so many others have done in the past against me, and that is lay down when they realize they can not over come me. In that match, he came in as a boy, but left as a man. So, Jack, savor what I am about to say because it rarely comes from my mouth... I RESPECT YOU!"
For once, cheers are heard, but will soon die out.
"And with that being said, I would like for you, Jack Tracks, to come down to this ring right now and THANK ME for making you a man at Blood Runs Cold. In exchange, I'll be a man and apologize for doing the horrible things I did to you in giving you the single biggest ass beating you've had in your life. Afterwards, you can sit back and watch me destroy the Lord of Fallacy, Dominik Shitknuckle-tiago, and rescue the realm of the death-match from his lack luster, cowardice rule TONIGHT!"
TBCB Jack Tracks.
OOC: This is meant to set up triple threat between Jack-Nick-Dom, so any GM feel free to jump in after jack replies. or before. either one.
"Two days removed from a very bloody and brutal Blood Runs Cold, we come to you live from (insert arena/location here because I have no idea where we compete lol) for Tuesday Night Triumph!"
"And what a night we have in store for you. We-"
Before Al can finish, "I Wish You a Merry Christmas" begins to play, casting the fans into an even more jubilant mood. The curtain cloth is swiped aside, a towering giant stepping out dressed head to toe just like Santa Clause. It only take a few seconds for the mood to sour, as they realize it is the Maniac Mauler himself, Nicholas FUCKING Carson. Slung over his shoulder, very visible, is a huge santa bag filled to the brim with what can only be presumed as presents maybe? Despite the intense hatred thrown toward him, the Lord of Lunacy trots down the aisle laughing and waving happily to the fans, even doing the whole "Ho Ho Ho" routine.
"Oh no. This can't be good."
"What do you mean? How dare you speak bad against Santa Clause."
"That's not Santa Clause, that's SATAN CLAUSE!"
The madman rounds the ring and up the steps, then slips through the ropes where he's handed a microphone.
"Ho Ho HO Merry FUCKING Christmas! It's me, ole SAINT NICK hahahaha!"
The crowd endear him with hate more than ever before, and begin to toss the customary trash and food at him. Undeterred, the epitome of evil drops the bag of goodies and takes on a more serious, not so jolly tone.
"I've checked my list twice, and can honestly say NONE of you deserve a gift! Each and every week you throw trash in this ring at poor little misunderstood Nicholas Carson. That's bad. It's mean. You hurt his feelings! So I asked him what he wanted for Christmas, and he told me all he wanted was for you all to know what it felt like to get stuff thrown at you too. So who am I to deny a heartfelt plea from a good, moral person?"
The clown turned clause opens the bag and starts pulling out pieces of black coal, and one after the other hurls them into the stands, pelting a number of fans in the process.
"He could hurt somebody! Those better be toy coals or something!"
"Another lawsuit, there's another, annnd another one."
He gets bored with his revenge quickly and angrily rips off the santa attire, showing himself to be wearing everyday street clothes. Littered on his body at various places are bandages, and on his face several areas that have required stitches, all evidence of war from BRC.
"And since we're being real here. Kids at home and in attendance right now, guess what, Santa Clause isn't real. All those gifts from Santa comes from your parents. Don't believe me? Pound an energy drink or two on Christmas Eve night and stay up. Keep a good eye on your Christmas tree, you'll see. I mean, geez, think about it, Santa Clause is supposed to be a old fat white man, yet he only works one day out of the year? That's what niggers do, not the white man."
HOLY SHIT the hate increases ten fold, but honestly who is going to stop a genuine psychopath?
"WILL SOMEBODY CUT HIS DAMN MIC?"
"But that's not important. What is important, is my victory at Blood Runs Cold. Yes, boo me all you want, the result will not change. Every one of you swore he would win. It was set in stone. The wrestling gods themselves were on his side. He rode into that match with momentum so great that a defeat would be impossible, it would be a travesty. Jack was being groomed as the next New Age Champion, or the next KOTDM Champion, or the next whatever he wanted to be. Not even the sky was the limit for him. He would snatch the torch from me. But reality soon set in. It was clear that GHW management had tossed a boy into the den of a lion. And, in the end, the lion had his meal, and was full."
The immense heat succumbs to loud chants of various unsavory nicknames for the Mauler, but nonetheless, he continues.
"But something happened during that encounter. The kid was tougher, smarter, stronger, and more tenacious than anybody I had ever faced before, minus Vladimir Strife of course. Jack Tracks drew more blood from my body than anybody has in quite some time, including Santiago. Every time I planted him on the ground, or hurled him through a window, or shredded his skin, the sumbitch kept coming. At one point I honestly thought he was indestructible. The damn match should have been over long before it actually ended, but Jack just wouldn't do what so many others have done in the past against me, and that is lay down when they realize they can not over come me. In that match, he came in as a boy, but left as a man. So, Jack, savor what I am about to say because it rarely comes from my mouth... I RESPECT YOU!"
For once, cheers are heard, but will soon die out.
"And with that being said, I would like for you, Jack Tracks, to come down to this ring right now and THANK ME for making you a man at Blood Runs Cold. In exchange, I'll be a man and apologize for doing the horrible things I did to you in giving you the single biggest ass beating you've had in your life. Afterwards, you can sit back and watch me destroy the Lord of Fallacy, Dominik Shitknuckle-tiago, and rescue the realm of the death-match from his lack luster, cowardice rule TONIGHT!"
TBCB Jack Tracks.
OOC: This is meant to set up triple threat between Jack-Nick-Dom, so any GM feel free to jump in after jack replies. or before. either one.