Post by Psychotic Circus on Feb 21, 2012 8:02:36 GMT -5
Attention: Everyone.
Fellow members of GHW, I, The Supreme Ruler of all things Glorious and Honorable, have decided that my planned assault on EVPW is cancelled. I talked with Desperado tonight, it wasn't a long talk, but we talked, and we both decided that we're both too fucking old for this sort of drama. He's almost 22, I'm almost 24. The only reason I decided I wanted EVPW dead is because of all the advertising that was going on around here, and everyone jumping ship. I work hard on the cards, and get no shows all the time, I waste my time booking, judging and my general amount of trolling that must be done to keep some of you uppity bitches in line. And I felt abandoned. It's true. But, I've decided that I don't care.
That's right, EVPW and GHW can co-exist because we're pretty much the only two match writing EFEDS still in existence to this very day, and everyone that wants to be a part of one, well, basically has only two choices. GHW will never die, it's a beast that has sunk to the bottom of the lagoon, and has come back many a time to rear its black head upon our collective psyche. I do not fear EVPW's newest resurrection, because I am the God Booker, and know that you'll all come back to enjoy our silly ways and our troll infested efed.
We can live in harmony, and in peace. That is the final word on this...unless some unknowing motherfucker from EVPW decides to try and troll us all, because that shit isn't happening either. Now, some of you(Read: Everyone) were expecting me to pull out the old hacking tools and get to work on my greatest masterpiece of trolling and destruction to date...well, sadly, it almost came to that, but no, not this time. It'll only happen again if some other efed, some shitty promo based bullshit, comes around here to thwart our peaceful, blood stained lands. Because I will slice a nigger in half with his own "disability" check if he thinks he's going to troll me!
Anyways, this shit is over. I call a truce to be enforced by the "not giving a shit" rule. No more, it's done. That goes double for you, Kahlan.
-From the desk of the God Booker: Jared C. Nathan.
Fellow members of GHW, I, The Supreme Ruler of all things Glorious and Honorable, have decided that my planned assault on EVPW is cancelled. I talked with Desperado tonight, it wasn't a long talk, but we talked, and we both decided that we're both too fucking old for this sort of drama. He's almost 22, I'm almost 24. The only reason I decided I wanted EVPW dead is because of all the advertising that was going on around here, and everyone jumping ship. I work hard on the cards, and get no shows all the time, I waste my time booking, judging and my general amount of trolling that must be done to keep some of you uppity bitches in line. And I felt abandoned. It's true. But, I've decided that I don't care.
That's right, EVPW and GHW can co-exist because we're pretty much the only two match writing EFEDS still in existence to this very day, and everyone that wants to be a part of one, well, basically has only two choices. GHW will never die, it's a beast that has sunk to the bottom of the lagoon, and has come back many a time to rear its black head upon our collective psyche. I do not fear EVPW's newest resurrection, because I am the God Booker, and know that you'll all come back to enjoy our silly ways and our troll infested efed.
We can live in harmony, and in peace. That is the final word on this...unless some unknowing motherfucker from EVPW decides to try and troll us all, because that shit isn't happening either. Now, some of you(Read: Everyone) were expecting me to pull out the old hacking tools and get to work on my greatest masterpiece of trolling and destruction to date...well, sadly, it almost came to that, but no, not this time. It'll only happen again if some other efed, some shitty promo based bullshit, comes around here to thwart our peaceful, blood stained lands. Because I will slice a nigger in half with his own "disability" check if he thinks he's going to troll me!
Anyways, this shit is over. I call a truce to be enforced by the "not giving a shit" rule. No more, it's done. That goes double for you, Kahlan.
-From the desk of the God Booker: Jared C. Nathan.
