Post by Millson and Simpson on Feb 28, 2012 11:01:44 GMT -5
The scene is set inside a television studio, with cameramen furiously changing camera angles as they try to keep up with the action. One man heads the assembled table in the centre of the studio, with 4 of the leading experts in internet wrestling blogs arguing and debating such burning issues as 'WrestleMania', 'the correct spelling of The Corre' and 'why David Otunga hasn't been released from the WWE yet?'. Suddenly, their debate turns into pandemonium, as the door is kicked open by the 6 foot 6, 285 pound, Johnny Simpson. The voices stop and everybody cranes their neck as Mighty Man Millson walks through the now open entrance and pats Simpson on the shoulder, before approaching the table and sitting down on the end of the table, The Punisher holding his ground at the door.
I'm sorry, but I heard that a section of your talk is going to be about GHW and I really thought I should be here to help adress your questions, so carry on.
The incredulous panel stare at Millson in surprise, which the Ultimate Ego misreads as dumbstruck adoration.
I know, I know, I'm a huge star and you lot have probably never been around a celebrity with the looks and talent of the Mighty Man, but I'll give you your autographs later. And no pictures. OK, you can take pictures. But can we get on with the show, please?
The head of the panel, wishing security would get here sooner rather than later, shakes his head in disgust and carries on, firing in the next question.
OK, so onto GHW. Who here thinks the Tag Team division in GHW has turned to crap? We used to have the Stone Orchard, the Psycho Circus and the Cut Squad. Now who do we have? Millson, seeing as you're here, you may as well answer this one.
Millson nods his head and answers the man's question.
Well, to be honest, we have no-one. Bar of course, the current Tag Team champions, who are probably the best tag team of our generation, I would have to say that the Tag Team division is lacking. Me and Simpson have yet to defend our Tag Team titles and with Jakob Van Tripp leaving GHW, the number 1 contenders Relapse, are no more. So there really is no competition. Furthermore...
One of the other members of the panel interrupts the Whitby Wonder and the Daddy's Boy glares at the man.
If I can interject, the...
No you can't. Shut the hell up. As I was saying, there is no tag team competition in GHW and the best tag team in GHW history need some. So I am urging the General Manager of Triumph to give us some competition. But if you can't find any, don't sweat it, me and Simpson will be fine wrestling on our own for the next few months, until we become the longest reigning Tag Team champions of all time. That would be OK by us.
Well OK, onto our next question. Who was slightly dissapointed by the obvious nature of the GHW title match and the Golden Ticket cash-in by Ryan Hughes?
Millson shakes his head and speaks some more.
No, no, no, you've got it all wrong. GHW management made the correct decision in making Ryan Hughes the special guest enforcer in the GHW title match. Let's be honest, nobody wants to see Dominik Santiago as champ. His promos consist of 'I'm the Assassin, I'll beat you with a move that Desperado made famous, I'm going to be champion for a very long time, I've forgotten what it said on my script, ramble, annoy, ramble'. Hughes did what was best for the company by kicking Santy's head off his skull and taking the GHW title to the New FBI. GHW Needs More Batman and it Needs More England.
The sound of knuckle on bone sounds from the door, as Simpson punches out one of the onrushing security guards, which is the signal for Millson to leap off his end of the table and sprint to the doorway, before turning to face the panel once again.
Great talking to you guys. Let's do it again sometime.
Cue the two men to run out of the doorway, knocking out a second guard as they make their way out of the studio.
EOT- Comments appreciated.
I'm sorry, but I heard that a section of your talk is going to be about GHW and I really thought I should be here to help adress your questions, so carry on.
The incredulous panel stare at Millson in surprise, which the Ultimate Ego misreads as dumbstruck adoration.
I know, I know, I'm a huge star and you lot have probably never been around a celebrity with the looks and talent of the Mighty Man, but I'll give you your autographs later. And no pictures. OK, you can take pictures. But can we get on with the show, please?
The head of the panel, wishing security would get here sooner rather than later, shakes his head in disgust and carries on, firing in the next question.
OK, so onto GHW. Who here thinks the Tag Team division in GHW has turned to crap? We used to have the Stone Orchard, the Psycho Circus and the Cut Squad. Now who do we have? Millson, seeing as you're here, you may as well answer this one.
Millson nods his head and answers the man's question.
Well, to be honest, we have no-one. Bar of course, the current Tag Team champions, who are probably the best tag team of our generation, I would have to say that the Tag Team division is lacking. Me and Simpson have yet to defend our Tag Team titles and with Jakob Van Tripp leaving GHW, the number 1 contenders Relapse, are no more. So there really is no competition. Furthermore...
One of the other members of the panel interrupts the Whitby Wonder and the Daddy's Boy glares at the man.
If I can interject, the...
No you can't. Shut the hell up. As I was saying, there is no tag team competition in GHW and the best tag team in GHW history need some. So I am urging the General Manager of Triumph to give us some competition. But if you can't find any, don't sweat it, me and Simpson will be fine wrestling on our own for the next few months, until we become the longest reigning Tag Team champions of all time. That would be OK by us.
Well OK, onto our next question. Who was slightly dissapointed by the obvious nature of the GHW title match and the Golden Ticket cash-in by Ryan Hughes?
Millson shakes his head and speaks some more.
No, no, no, you've got it all wrong. GHW management made the correct decision in making Ryan Hughes the special guest enforcer in the GHW title match. Let's be honest, nobody wants to see Dominik Santiago as champ. His promos consist of 'I'm the Assassin, I'll beat you with a move that Desperado made famous, I'm going to be champion for a very long time, I've forgotten what it said on my script, ramble, annoy, ramble'. Hughes did what was best for the company by kicking Santy's head off his skull and taking the GHW title to the New FBI. GHW Needs More Batman and it Needs More England.
The sound of knuckle on bone sounds from the door, as Simpson punches out one of the onrushing security guards, which is the signal for Millson to leap off his end of the table and sprint to the doorway, before turning to face the panel once again.
Great talking to you guys. Let's do it again sometime.
Cue the two men to run out of the doorway, knocking out a second guard as they make their way out of the studio.
EOT- Comments appreciated.
