Blizzard vs. The Gorilla

[gorilla]

Big Al: Good evening ladies and gentlemen and welcome to GHW Triumph here at the Croydon Gateway Arena, London, England. We have a big night in store for you tonight with several fresh faces stepping in to the ring for the first time. We also have a First Blood match between Brad Windsor and AJ Scally and a Hardcore match starring Wolverina and a Mystery Opponent.

The Fuzz: And don't forget the main event Al, a Champion vs. Champion 2 out of 3 falls match with none other than the KotDM Champion Dustin Delta and the GHW Champion Dominic Santiago. I can't wait for that!

Charlie Coors: Ladies and gentlemen, this first match is a Singles match and scheduled for 1 fall. Introducing first, from Sheffield, England, weighing in at 261lbs...Theee Gorillaaaa!!!!!

The arena erupts with sound as the entrance song for The Gorilla blares through the speakers while jungle scenes are splashed across the titantron screen.



Well it's midnight, damn right, we're wound up too tight
I've got a fist full of whiskey, the bottle just bit me
That shit makes me bat shit crazy
We've got no fear, no doubt, all in balls out

As the chorus starts several jets of searing fire erupt from the titantron which lasts for several seconds and then disappears to reveal The Gorilla standing in the middle of them. The crowd aren't sure how to react. The steely eyes of The Gorilla show no emotion, betray no fear. He walks steadily and purposefully to the ring climbing straight up the metal steps and climbs between the top and middle rope to take his place in the ring. He makes no attempt to pose to the crowd or even look at them. Several boos can be heard from the fans but nothing too drastic.

Big Al: Well he certainly knows how to entertain the crowd Fuzz. I'm not sure I like this guy, he's big though and looks like ha can look after himself.

The Fuzz: I agree with you there Al, but there is something about him, I don't know what that is, but it is something.

Big Al: He looks determined to get on with this. It is his first match after all and with the influx of guys this last couple of weeks they all want to prove themselves worthy.

Charlie Coors: And introducing next...

TBC by Blizzard

[gorilla]

Five minutes pass with no sign of Blizzard.

Big Al: This looks like a no show people. Does Blizzard actually know he has a match tonight?

The Fuzz: More importantly Al! Is he even in the building?! The Gorilla thought he would be having his debut tonight.

The Gorilla shouts for a microphone and one is duly past to him.

The Gorilla: BLIZZARD! I know your scared. I know you don't want to pit against me. But get your sorry little ass out here now so I can show these pathetic morons sat here watching me that I am the one true superstar of this organisation.

This doesn't sit well with the fans who are very quickly becoming agitated not just with The Gorilla, but with the fact that they are being cheated out of a match here. After all, it is their hard earned money they have used to come here. The Gorilla looks around at the crowd.

The Gorilla: What!? I'm simply telling you the truth.

Boos ring out across the arena.

Big Al: This guy is quickly making himself several thousand enemies tonight, this won't help him one bit.

The Fuzz: I know Al, I'm one of them now. The GM must surely come and get him out of here.

The Gorilla: Hell I can take on anyone from this organisation. Blizzard if your not coming out tonight just know this, I will find you. And when I do...

The Gorilla looks slowly around the arena smirking to himself.

The Gorilla: ...I will destroy you.

Big Al: I don't know where Blizzard is but I wouldn't like to be him right now. That look in The Gorilla's eyes could kill a man at a thousand yards.

He pauses for a few second before continuing.

The Gorilla: Now...is there anyone backstage who thinks that they can take me on?

TBC by anyone

[Metal Dragon]

The Gorilla, already impatient, begins pacing back and forth in the squared circle. His sanity wearing thin due to an inability to make a dominant first impression on an opponent he certainly believes himself superior to, the newcomer can hardly stand a delay in his quest for glory in GHW. Just as the muscle-bound monster appears ready to give up, beginning to make his way out of the ring, a loud and irritating "BU-GAWWWWWK!" sounds through the arena. Immediately afterward, a familiar tune hits the PA.

"ALRIGHT, ALRIGHT! ALRIGHT, ALRIGHT, ALRIGHT, ALRIGHT!"

"Chicken Head" by Project Pat begins playing, a portion of the crowd immediately beginning a loud and raucous applause. A giant yellow anthropomorphic chicken appears at the top of the ramp, making many more of the fans begin an ovation as well.

Fuzz: "THE BIRD IS BACK, BABY!"

Al: "Oh goodness."

As Project Pat's rapping is thankfully drowned out by the cheering of fans, Monster Cock begins making his way down the aisle. Unseen since avenging his fallen brethren in EVPW, who had been made into a Subway Orchard Chicken Salad Sub, the appearance comes as a shock to everyone.

"And his NEW opponent, from Denkin's Ranch, weighing in at a 12-piece bucket, one liver, a gizzard, and two wings, the Buffalo Wild Superstar... MONSTER COCK!"

The massive chicken stomps his orange feet all the way up the ring steps, then slips through the ropes and flaps his wings aggressively. "Chicken Head" fades out and the bell sounds shortly thereafter.

TBC The Gorilla

(OOC: You seem really eager to start RPing and practicing. I like that, so I'm throwing one of my joke characters at you so you can hone your skills. Feel free to beat the absolute shit out of him; he isn't really able to do many moves since it's a man in a chicken suit. A picture of MC's character base is attached in this post.)

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No sooner has the bell rang than The Gorilla bursts into action, the waiting around boosting his already high adrenaline levels to a Godly height. He speeds across the ring in what seems a blur of colour and clotheslines Monster Cock who hits the mat hard but immediately jumps back up. As soon as Monster Cock is up another immensely strong clothesline takes him down but he is straight back up before a third one puts him on his back and this time he stays there. The Gorilla stands above him, his chest heaving up and down as he sucks in air to keep his over the top muscles oxygenated. He beats his chest and roars, drowning out any noise made by the crowd.

Big Al: Oh my folks, The Gorilla looks intent on destroying Monster Cock tonight. This can't be good Colin.

The Fuzz: I agree Al. MC is an old favourite of mine but I'm not sure he can do anything against such a fresh and blood crazed man like The Gorilla.

The Gorilla rags MC up on to his feet and slips his yellow arem around his vein popping neck. He eases MC up into a suplex and holds him there, smirking to himself he brings MC down into the mat with a sickening thud. The Gorilla jumps to his feet and continues a series of strong moves on his opponent including a side walk slam, a powerbomb and a very strong whip into the corner which catapulted MC face first into the canvas.

Big Al: This has to stop Fuzz, Monster Cock seems lifeless, The Gorilla isn't letting up here, I don't think MC has even had a chance to attack yet and now he is unable to defend himself.

The Gorilla is now becoming very arrogant as he strides around the ring rhythmyically beating his chest and jeering the fans. The section of the crowd that cheered Monster Cock into the arena is now ferociously booing The Gorilla along with many other members of the crowd who believe he is going too far.

Somehow Monster Cock begins standing up.

The Fuzz: Stay down MC! For your own safety stay down! This guy is showing any mercy here!

Unfortunately Monster Cock can't hear Colin and stands up. He staggers and wobbles as he tries to focus on his surroundings. He seems to have double vision and as he tries to gain his bearings he sees no fewer than four ham sized fists about six inches from his face. The onslaught has started again with The Gorilla throwing several big punches at MC's head. As the yellow chicken falls to the ground The Gorilla jumps onto him and carries on punching him in the head. The chciken is limp and lifeless now. The referee steps in trying to get The Gorilla off of Monster Cock but with an almighty shove The Gorilla sends him flying. The referee's feet leave the ground as he flies backwards with superhuman force and lands back down on the canvass with the momentum causing him to roll backwards and out of the ring. The Gorilla returns to his consistent and accurate punches to Monster Cock.

Big Al: Oh now thats not right right folks! He can't get away with that. Assulting the referee, he looks hurt out there. This has to stop.

MC looks in pretty bad shape there Al, I wish someone would stop this tyrant from continuing. Someone must be able to tame him!

TBC by anyone

(OOC - Thanks for that MD. As can be seen I decided to go for the absolute demolition of MC as it isn't really a proper match and as a Heel it will cause many fans to turn on me. It will aslo, I hope, help turn other Fighty fighty persons against me, as is befitting a new Heel to the Roster, haha)