Millson vs Mystery Opponent V2

[Millson and Simpson]

This match is set for one fall. Introducing first, from Whitby, England, weighing in at 235lbs, he is one half of the GHW Tag Team champions and the GHW Television champion, Mighty Man Millson.



The crowd erupt in boos as the Englishman bursts through the curtain to his remixed theme, Johnny Simpson by his side as always. Mighty Man Millson throws his GHW Tag Team title and his Television title into the air and shakes his head as his heat continues, before striding down the ramp, not slapping hands with the front row members of the audience as he reaches them. The Ultimate Ego then hops onto the ring apron as he approaches the squared circle, before somersaulting over the top rope, leaping onto the turnbuckle as soon as his feet touch the floor. The Brit waits a few seconds to keep the crowd waiting, before throwing his titles into the air one more time, kissing the gold belts as he holds them aloft. Millson steps down to the ground and Simpson passes him a microphone, Millson wasting no time in adressing the Glasgow audience.

Here I stand, not only one half of the Tag Team champions but also your Television champion, as is right. I have single-handedly brought prestige to these two titles and I will continue to do so, starting with tonight, despite the fact that I have no idea of my opponent. But whoever I'm facing, I can make this guarantee. This will be good, don't switch off your TVR's, because your TV sets NEED... MORE... MILLSON!

Millson throws the microphone away and awaits his mystery opponent.

TBC- Mystery man

[Millson and Simpson]

As we come back from the commercial break, Millson and Simpson are still standing in the ring, awaiting the mystery opponent. However, a frustrated Millson picks up the microphone again and adresses the audience, at the end of his tether with the obvious no-show from his opponent.

OK, either I'm on crack and have just called out a guy that doesn't exist or my mystery opponent wasn't told he had a match this week. However, you all know I love the sound of my own voice so I'm going to take this time to adress a couple of important issues. First of all, make sure you all tune into StickAM tomorrow for a shoot promo from Chris Millson, not the Mighty Man. Oops, breaking down the fourth wall. I'm going to adress a couple of things that GHW needs to work on and I'd love it if you could all tune in and lend your support.

Secondly, I've got to tell you that the management have decided I'm not interesting enough for the Nexus Deathmatch with my no weapons policy, so I won't be competing this year. Instead my good friend Johnny here will make his Nexus Deathmatch debut and I'm sure he'll tear it up with his sheer size, strength and brutality.

Thirdly, is everybody here as concerned as me about the rise of China? I mean, a couple of years ago, they were just a mildy rich country with plenty of untrained workers. Now they have a bulging infrastructure and plenty of trained workers that are coming over to the US and the UK and taking jobs that could be done by residents of the home country. If we don't stop this, soon China will control the world and that's a fact. Now Johnny, seeing as we have time, do you want to lend your voice to another growing concern of this modern day world?

Simpson nods his head and takes the microphone from Millson, before clearing his throat. The crowd go quiet as they wait to hear the Punisher speak for the first time and knowing this, he keeps them waiting, before speaking in a pretty average voice. Nevertheless, he gets a cheer as he finally breaks his silence.

Thank you very much, Mighty Man. I do indeed have a concern and that is adult literacy. Adult literacy is growing problem in the world as many adults cannot read or write. Some of the statistics really upset me as the number of adults that have this problem are doomed to a life of low pay work. I mean, who needs a workforce who can't read or write? Even manual labourers need to sign paperwork and read danger signs.

Simpson passes the microphone back to Millson, who nods in acceptance.

Well said. And now, if you don't mind, I'm going to head backstage because it's pretty clear I'm wasting my time waiting for an opponent who isn't showing up. Goodbye Glasgow.

Millson throws the microphone away again and the two men leave the ring, heading backstage.