AJ Scally vs. The Gorilla

[gorilla]

Charlie Coors: Ladies and gentlemen, this first match is a Singles match and scheduled for 1 fall. Introducing first, from Sheffield, England, weighing in at 261lbs...Theee Gorillaaaa!!!!!

The arena erupts with sound as the entrance song for The Gorilla blares through the speakers while jungle scenes are splashed across the titantron screen.



Well it's midnight, damn right, we're wound up too tight
I've got a fist full of whiskey, the bottle just bit me
That shit makes me bat shit crazy
We've got no fear, no doubt, all in balls out

As the chorus starts several jets of searing fire erupt from the titantron which lasts for several seconds and then disappears to reveal The Gorilla standing in the middle of them in his trademark entrance.

He strides towards the ring without a second thought to entertaining the crowd or even glancing at them. He climbs straight up the steel steps, through the thick ropes and immediately to the opposite corner of the squared circle to await his opponent.

TBCB AJ Scally

[gorilla]

(OOC: I realise this is only 2 days after my post but if I wait until tomorrow then I won't have time to make another reply. Also it looks like AJ Scally isn't going to show).

The Gorilla stands in the corner of the ring waiting for his opponent but there is no sign of anyone coming out from the locker room. The Gorilla is becoming agitated.

Another no show he thinks as he bangs over to the corner by the commentary tables and grunts for a mic. As he is passed one he steps backwards to the centre of the ring and stands staring towards the back stage area.

The Fuzz: Oh no Al, he's not going to talk again is he. The last time he, the last time he did this we saw Monster Cock come back and The Gorilla didn't impress the powers that be.

Big Al: Let's just see where this goes Colin.

The Gorilla: So...another no show. It looks like another so called superstar who is afraid of The Primate. I can't blame him, I'd be scared of me if I was him.

The buzzing and humming coming from the crowd dies away to give rise to a booing and a few whistles.

The Gorilla: I guess I could repeat what I said in my debut match...but I'm not going to wait here for a match...

The crowd whistle a little louder, or it seems a small section of them are.

The Gorilla: I'm going to go and find one!

The Gorilla drops the mic with a thud and points at the referee.

The Gorilla: You! Come with me!

He then quickly exits the fighting 'circle' and makes his way up the ramp at a very brisk pace with the referee half walking half jogging to keep up with him.

Big Al: Oh dear folks, it looks like this Primate isn't going to wait around any longer. He's looking for destruction now. This is bad.

TBCB AJ Scally (or anyone to be honest)