Post by Jaggeroth's wench. on May 25, 2012 18:37:51 GMT -5
The scene opens to Collin and Big Al at ringside, their faces giddy with excitement.
Fuzz: Man oh man what a treat up next. The rematch from Total Carnage between Wolverina and Kahlan.
Big Al: In a Anything Goes I Quit match, with the stip being if Kahlan wins she gets first dibs on the winner of Haven/Dom at NeXus. The last time these two paired off with no rules to stand between them they stole the show in the Hell in a Cell. And I have a feeling they're gonna steal the show again tonight, but with Kahlan coming out on top like it should have been at Total Carnage. The poor girl was robbed I say.
Fuzz: Oh get off it. There may be some legitimacy to Kahlan's claims that Wolfie still has not beaten her, since she pinned herself at Total Carnage, the fact remains Kahlan could not defeat Wolverina. Tonight's contest should finally settle the matter of who truly is the most dominant female in this industry's history, because in order to win one woman must do the unthinkable - verbally submit to their opponent. Wait a min... hold on.... I'm getting some feedback from the back. Something is going on. Do we have a camera back there?
On cue, the feed switches to the backstage area where Kahlan is seen being tossed over a stage crate by the GodQueen herself. A referee stands next to them with a bewildered look in his eyes and a mic in his pants pocket. After a few seconds, the zebra man looks to the camera, shrugs, then motions for the bell to be rung. Ding Ding Ding.
Fuzz: Looks like this match has already started. Wolfie got the jump on Pretty K for a change.
Big Al: She's gonna need all the cut corners she can muster, because when Kahlan gets hell bent on something she goes ALL OUT!
Like a Terminator, Wolverina plods purposefully down the corridor, knocking away various items thrown at her by the scrambling Brit. Unnerved by her inability to halt the Queen's progress, the self-proclaimed Strife Slayer lunges forward with fist cocked back, the haymaker aimed at Haven's jaw line. It misses. In doing so, Petty K gives up her back to the Queen of Queens, and pays dearly for it. Snagging her in a Waist Lock form behind, the Nebraskan lifts her up and over with a monstrous German Suplex, making it look effortless with such an ease of execution. Kahlan's neck and shoulders land atop the crate she was just flung over, and the continuing momentum carries her off it onto the floor. After finally coming to a stop, the Newcastle native lies in her favorite position - on her back- with her eyes staring blankly at the hall way lights above.
"There's no shame in saying those words this early, darlin'. It'll save you a whole lot of pain in the long run. What's it gonna be?"
Haven places a boot atop K's chest, keeping her down while the ref drops to his knees and shoves the mic in her face. It doesn't take long for the response to come, and it comes with emphatic defiance.
"Fuck you, bitch!"
Screaming like a pissed off banshee, Miss Cassady grabs her by that hideous mess of blue hair and yanks her up like a rag doll, before ramming her face first atop the crate first, then the wall next. Again and again Haven repeats her actions, until at last breaking from it long enough to lock the Demonized Angel into a Front Face Lock. From there, she slings Kahlan's arm over her neck and surveys the scene around her, looking for the best place to deposit her greatest rival to maximize the pain. A nearby table will work. Taking a few steps back, Wolfie gets to the right distance and lifts her opponent up into a Suplex position, but in mid apex Kahlan manages to finagle herself out of it and lands on her feet directly behind the off guard Cornhusker. Without missing a beat the Brit crouches forward, placing the back of her neck under Haven's hairless arm-pit whilst simultaneously grabbing her at the waist and lifting up. A moment later she falls backward, releasing her catch onto the table as she does so. The wooden eating plank snaps in half, folding Haven therein like an accordion, plunging her into a pit of despair that will surely be repeated through the course of this battle.
Fuzz: They are picking up right where they left off at Total Carnage.
Big Al: If they battle all the way into the cafeteria kitchen we may very well see one of them use the kitchen sink, literally! And maybe they'll be generous enough to make us a couple sammiches while doing so.
Fuzz: Oh you!
This time the mic is shoved into Haven's face almost rudely, the ref wanting nothing more than to get this match ended and head for the bar to drink his face off. The Queen of the Universe is in no condition to answer, and even if she could Kahlan would not allow it. Pretty K shoves the ref away and points a finger at him, her mouth curled into a evil sneer.
"Don't ask her a damn thing until I say you can! I've got too much in store for her to let her off the hook this early, zebra boy!
Dragging the Nebraskan free from the wreckage, the Demonized Angel mounts her and grabs a handful of her dark locks, while uncorking a ferocious smattering of knuckle bombs onto the face and forehead of the goddess like entity beneath her. Each furious blast is laden with visible hatred and a evil hiss, leaving no room to doubt the level of disdain held by the jealous Jezebel of GHW. Her arm soon wears out, which finally stops the assault that has now left Wolverina severely dazed with a small, bleeding gash opened on her still tenderized forehead. The Cutting Chick will not relent. Standing up with her prey in tow, she drags the Cutie Pie by the hair much like a master would their submissive bitch, and rips the entrance curtain aside. The crowd erupts at seeing the two finally making it to their view, although over half are saddened to see the Last Real Hero being treated like this. The Newcastle native navigates her foe to the barricades, making sure to station herself in full view of a large section of the "Believers" in attendance. As expected they boo and hurl curse words at her, as she continues her dominance by hefting the GodQueen up and dropping her chest first across the top portion of the unforgiving apparatus that separates the paying from the paid.
Big Al: We're back to the familiar scene of Kahlan unleashing an onslaught on Wolverina. Haven was unable to do anything about this when they were locked in that cell, and it only ended when Kahlan unwittingly pinned herself. She's in a real bad way!
Fuzz: Haven is as tough and relentless as they come, but as much as I hate to agree with you on this point I must. Whenever the Ladder Queen kicks it into high gear like this, just like she did at Total Carnage too, she is pretty damn dominant and seemingly indestructible.
TBCB Kahlan
Fuzz: Man oh man what a treat up next. The rematch from Total Carnage between Wolverina and Kahlan.
Big Al: In a Anything Goes I Quit match, with the stip being if Kahlan wins she gets first dibs on the winner of Haven/Dom at NeXus. The last time these two paired off with no rules to stand between them they stole the show in the Hell in a Cell. And I have a feeling they're gonna steal the show again tonight, but with Kahlan coming out on top like it should have been at Total Carnage. The poor girl was robbed I say.
Fuzz: Oh get off it. There may be some legitimacy to Kahlan's claims that Wolfie still has not beaten her, since she pinned herself at Total Carnage, the fact remains Kahlan could not defeat Wolverina. Tonight's contest should finally settle the matter of who truly is the most dominant female in this industry's history, because in order to win one woman must do the unthinkable - verbally submit to their opponent. Wait a min... hold on.... I'm getting some feedback from the back. Something is going on. Do we have a camera back there?
On cue, the feed switches to the backstage area where Kahlan is seen being tossed over a stage crate by the GodQueen herself. A referee stands next to them with a bewildered look in his eyes and a mic in his pants pocket. After a few seconds, the zebra man looks to the camera, shrugs, then motions for the bell to be rung. Ding Ding Ding.
Fuzz: Looks like this match has already started. Wolfie got the jump on Pretty K for a change.
Big Al: She's gonna need all the cut corners she can muster, because when Kahlan gets hell bent on something she goes ALL OUT!
Like a Terminator, Wolverina plods purposefully down the corridor, knocking away various items thrown at her by the scrambling Brit. Unnerved by her inability to halt the Queen's progress, the self-proclaimed Strife Slayer lunges forward with fist cocked back, the haymaker aimed at Haven's jaw line. It misses. In doing so, Petty K gives up her back to the Queen of Queens, and pays dearly for it. Snagging her in a Waist Lock form behind, the Nebraskan lifts her up and over with a monstrous German Suplex, making it look effortless with such an ease of execution. Kahlan's neck and shoulders land atop the crate she was just flung over, and the continuing momentum carries her off it onto the floor. After finally coming to a stop, the Newcastle native lies in her favorite position - on her back- with her eyes staring blankly at the hall way lights above.
"There's no shame in saying those words this early, darlin'. It'll save you a whole lot of pain in the long run. What's it gonna be?"
Haven places a boot atop K's chest, keeping her down while the ref drops to his knees and shoves the mic in her face. It doesn't take long for the response to come, and it comes with emphatic defiance.
"Fuck you, bitch!"
Screaming like a pissed off banshee, Miss Cassady grabs her by that hideous mess of blue hair and yanks her up like a rag doll, before ramming her face first atop the crate first, then the wall next. Again and again Haven repeats her actions, until at last breaking from it long enough to lock the Demonized Angel into a Front Face Lock. From there, she slings Kahlan's arm over her neck and surveys the scene around her, looking for the best place to deposit her greatest rival to maximize the pain. A nearby table will work. Taking a few steps back, Wolfie gets to the right distance and lifts her opponent up into a Suplex position, but in mid apex Kahlan manages to finagle herself out of it and lands on her feet directly behind the off guard Cornhusker. Without missing a beat the Brit crouches forward, placing the back of her neck under Haven's hairless arm-pit whilst simultaneously grabbing her at the waist and lifting up. A moment later she falls backward, releasing her catch onto the table as she does so. The wooden eating plank snaps in half, folding Haven therein like an accordion, plunging her into a pit of despair that will surely be repeated through the course of this battle.
Fuzz: They are picking up right where they left off at Total Carnage.
Big Al: If they battle all the way into the cafeteria kitchen we may very well see one of them use the kitchen sink, literally! And maybe they'll be generous enough to make us a couple sammiches while doing so.
Fuzz: Oh you!
This time the mic is shoved into Haven's face almost rudely, the ref wanting nothing more than to get this match ended and head for the bar to drink his face off. The Queen of the Universe is in no condition to answer, and even if she could Kahlan would not allow it. Pretty K shoves the ref away and points a finger at him, her mouth curled into a evil sneer.
"Don't ask her a damn thing until I say you can! I've got too much in store for her to let her off the hook this early, zebra boy!
Dragging the Nebraskan free from the wreckage, the Demonized Angel mounts her and grabs a handful of her dark locks, while uncorking a ferocious smattering of knuckle bombs onto the face and forehead of the goddess like entity beneath her. Each furious blast is laden with visible hatred and a evil hiss, leaving no room to doubt the level of disdain held by the jealous Jezebel of GHW. Her arm soon wears out, which finally stops the assault that has now left Wolverina severely dazed with a small, bleeding gash opened on her still tenderized forehead. The Cutting Chick will not relent. Standing up with her prey in tow, she drags the Cutie Pie by the hair much like a master would their submissive bitch, and rips the entrance curtain aside. The crowd erupts at seeing the two finally making it to their view, although over half are saddened to see the Last Real Hero being treated like this. The Newcastle native navigates her foe to the barricades, making sure to station herself in full view of a large section of the "Believers" in attendance. As expected they boo and hurl curse words at her, as she continues her dominance by hefting the GodQueen up and dropping her chest first across the top portion of the unforgiving apparatus that separates the paying from the paid.
Big Al: We're back to the familiar scene of Kahlan unleashing an onslaught on Wolverina. Haven was unable to do anything about this when they were locked in that cell, and it only ended when Kahlan unwittingly pinned herself. She's in a real bad way!
Fuzz: Haven is as tough and relentless as they come, but as much as I hate to agree with you on this point I must. Whenever the Ladder Queen kicks it into high gear like this, just like she did at Total Carnage too, she is pretty damn dominant and seemingly indestructible.
TBCB Kahlan