Know Your Enemy III

[Public Enemies]

GHW Triumph returns from a commercial break only to see Barta Bull standing in the ring with a microphone in hand. "Cigarettes" by Seether fades as he brings the microphone to his lips.

"It's no surprise if I say the Tag Team division at Glory and Honor Wrestling is 'subpar' or lacking. In fact, it's been stale for quite some time. Each and every cheap gimmick that GHW has come up with it has fell short of success."

"They keep trying to pair lackluster superstars with future hall of famers and vice versa. Arguably one of the worst of these occurrences was a group by the name of Legion. Dominik Santiago headed the group, followed by Shawn Dreamer and Kahlan Clarkson. I won't knock off Shawn Dreamer due to the fact that he's still a somewhat respectable Fighty fighty person. But I will knock off Kahlan."

The fans become uneasy as they sense a controversy among them.

"Throughout the wrestling business, they are these little 'sparks'. A mediocre Fighty fighty person catches the eye of idiotic fans clamoring for an appearance. Of course, they have no choice but to parade around this newly discovered as if they were a decorated legend. It's all social trap that you people continuously fall into. Just like a fool."

"By surrounding Kahlan with Shawn Dreamer and Dominik Santiago, GHW unconsciously forced your mind to associate her with the likes of a champion. Whether you admit it or not, it worked. Now you jackasses think Kahlan is capable of a GHW Championship shot."

"Really? REALLY!?"

REALLY!

"The only person recently that was actually deserving of a title shot was myself. Whoever is the lucky chosen being for the RWB title shot can personally thank me for them allowing to pursue it unsuccessfully."

The fans boo heavily as a certain few signs of 'I BELIEVE' are shown in the audience.

"Speaking of lackluster superstars, I'm disappointed that Mr. Millson has ignored my messages. Never fear, after tonight, I will be all he thinks about."

"I remember when the Fucking British Invasion first arrived on the scene. Steven Glover, Corrin Cobain, Ryan Hughes, and Marcus Rayne. It was another desperate attempt by GHW to inject life into a lifeless tag team division. As always it failed. Not long after the FBI walked all over what was left of Legion and proudly secured the titles. Now, the only members left are Millson and Simpson. Who knows where all those guys went, if they simply didn't care or if they have forgotten about you."

"As the youngest sibling of my family, I can relate. My older brother and sister never really amounted to much. Sure they slipped through school, but that's as high as they will peak. Then all the eyes tumbled down towards where I was sitting in life. They would always ask me 'So what are you are ever going to amount to in life, Don?' 'Are you going to amount nothing just like your brother and sister?' 'How about that no good father who hardly even knows your first name?' To that I replied, 'Yes'. 'Yes, I will amount to something. YES, I will serve a purpose. And YES, I will carry the prestige of a tarnished family name to a respectable level'. And that's where I am today. And that's you could be as well, Millson."

"Unlike most other people, I'm not a selfish man. I'm not introverted. I'm a welcoming and forgiving human being. Therefore, after our match at Red, White, & Bruised, I offer Millson and Simpson a golden opportunity. After Vendetta and I secure the tag team championships, I will formally invite to join us. You can join the Public Enemies."

"I will offer you a sense of belonging that you've never felt before nor could feel anywhere. For once, your words and action will have a purpose and impact. You will no longer just be another performer on this roster. The sky is the limit for any opportunity you could be possibly dream of. The ideas that just wander inside your mind are put into instant action when you join Public Enemies. You'll never have to conform to anyone's values ever again. John, Sabrina, and I would love to have you as a companion, in a world of enemies, savages, and hypocrites. Simpson is welcome to follow you in as well."

"I dearly hope you consider and accept my gracious offer. Otherwise, know your enemy. And that enemy, is me."

With that, "Cigarettes" by Seether begins to play over the PA as Barta Bull exits the ring.

"Wow, an invitation?!"

TBC by anyone or EOT.

[Nikki]

Barta Bull’s big muscly leg slips through the middle of the top two ropes and he leans over to penetrate the confines of the square. His music however chokes out abruptly and a new more infamous theme replaces it. The result of this sudden change of event freezes the big man in his uncomfortable bent predicament, albeit only for a moment because with the rise in crowd momentum he re-enters the ring, frowning deeply. Skew Siskin’s “All Fried Up” has brought the live audience up on their feet, not so much because of their delight, but quite the opposite, out of spite. All of this of course is due to the couple, or the person more specifically who breaks through the veil of curtains. Sporting a very round pair of Gucci shades and with the front fringes of her blue hair spiked up straight as the tail of her long locks flow freely around her head, Kahlan strolls out. She is wearing tight leather trousers and boots with an expensive looking open fronted, black leather jacket, which is doing a remarkable job of barely covering her assumingly protruding nipples of her upstanding breasts, even though they lack support and hence are bra-less. At her right side, slightly behind her is the seven-feet-tall towering Sasquatch.

“You were going somewhere… you fat lump of stinking BULL CRAP?”

Colin: Uh-oh.
Al: UH-OH!

When the jeering subsides to a reasonable level, and Barta’s scowling presence in the centre of the ring for the very immediate future is confirmed, Kahlan’s microphone bearing hand is re-raised to the front of her exaggeratingly pouted lips.

“I thought I heard a rabid bitch barking. I just wasn’t expecting it to look so bloody ugly. Let me recite what I heard you barking a couple of minutes ago… let me think a second… um… I think I heard you say that somebody called Kahlan was “associated” with champions like Santiago and Dreamer in order to be wrongly thought of as a GHW Championship deserving “mediocre Fighty fighty person”, or something on those lines. You dare to even THINK that in Legion I was falsely “associated” with the likes of Santiago and Dreamer. How dare you! Allow me to take you on a history lesson you fool. Long before there ever was a Dreamer in this company, at the time when Santiago was as much a bitch as you are today, being passed around nonstop by those time’s main eventers, I DEBUTED AGAINST THIS COMPANY’S LEGEND HAYDEN HARDCORE! Three weeks from then and I was in the main event fighting for the New Age title in one of the most iconic ladder matches in this industry’s history!

For CHRIST’S SAKE I took on the Stone Orchard and blew those two idiots to bloody pieces and every single one of these idiots saw it! Enough of that, even someone as deeply infested with numerous mental disabilities as one such as you, must have had this figured out by now. I didn’t come out here because of you, it is beneath me. I came out here for a far more pressing issue, pure business. As I’m sure we all know RWB is on the horizon and we are in need of a number one contender for the GHW Championship. Dominik Santiago, is the current champion and it is well documented that on this particular PPV he is somewhat unbeatable… at least up to this point. I therefore, graciously put myself forward and name myself the number one contender simply because I am the best this company has to offer. Ever since I came back and put on the best match of this year at Total Carnage it was obvious where I was heading. I tore Wolverina apart limb by limb and then fed her to the wolves after pinning myself in one the most elaborate plans of them all. We all know how fake she really is, with her fake blond hair and fake boobs. She was even starting to fake becoming a fake version of me! So I broke that fake slut down, not just physically, but more importantly mentally. Look at her state now; she has lost it, completely insane. She has become the ultimate fake Kahlan Champion wanna be of the decade.

This is exactly why I am to face Santiago at RWB. Don’t take this personally Dom, we used to be partners, I might even like you sometimes when I’m in a good mood, but this is strictly business. Tickets need to sell, rates need to increase, all of this take a special case such as the Special One herself to bring about. I broke Wolverina down physically and mentally, I made the big bad Vlad Strife tap out in the middle of this ring a few weeks ago and then went on to uncover his biggest secret of all, the shame of which has forced him to disappear into oblivion. Knowing my strengths, I promise I will take it easy on you Dom, for old time’s sake… just don’t expect to hold my GHW championship for too much longer. Isn’t that right Sasquatch?”

Kahlan raises the microphone up to her side for Sasquatch who makes noises incoherently in confirmation.

Al: EVEN SASQUATCH AGREES!
Colin: I don't believe it! He speaks!

TBCB anyone/Barta