H-Games semi final. Unlucky 7 staple gun match.

[Sam Keane]

"insert entrance here" just wanted to get the post up as soon as possible, so we can have a great match.

[The Rock Messiah ®]

A flow of gas begins to ebb slowly, the gas being fed toward the entrance ramp, beginning slowly as small spurts of flames appear. The flames gradually intensify, until the entire entryway in is engulfed in an eerie white light, creating tense nervousness and anticipation in the crowd. The fire suddenly dances into life, morphing into a menacing wall of smoke which envelops the ramp. Alas after a few suspenseful moments, as the acoustic distortion of Grand Funk Railroad’s - "Sins A Good Man’s Brother" first guitar riff comes to life on the speakers, echoing loudly through the venue, eliciting a mixed reaction from the crowd, some cheering loudly as a shiver of excitement cascades down their spines, others booing vociferously, vehemently voicing their displeasure and fierce hatred. The fire suddenly disappears, a brief display of pyrotechnics and explosions suddenly occurring before a spotlight shines down upon the curtains. The man behind the music appears as a silhouette holding his arms hoisted into the air, hands gesturing with the "Rock Sign" behind the shower of sparks that ignite in the entrance tunnel.

~Charlie Coors}-"And his opponent, he hails from Detroit, Michigan, standing six feet, four inches tall, and weighs in tonight at two hundred and forty five pounds, he is the 'Rock Messiah', the 'Loaded Pistol'... this is MAGGNNUUSS GUNNNEEERRRR!"

The passionate signing of Mark Farner blares throughout the spectrum, as the guitar riffs begin to pick up, creating a pandemonium of sound. On cue, the former protege of Hayden Hardkore bursts through the tunnel, an assortment of sparks beind left behind him as he gazes into the crowd. He stands momentarily on the ramp, dawning blue knee length trunks, black boots, blue shin guards with his face concealed by a pair of RetroSuperFuture shades, and his face curled in a confident smirk. Magnus shrugs his shoulder, the bare chested rocker beaming with delight and amusement as he begins a slow, methodical saunter up and down the entrance stage, further taunting the sold out crowd.

Ain't seen a night,
Things work out right, go by....
Things on my mind,
And I just don't have the time,
And it don't seem right.


~"Big" Al Mulligan}- "Gunner looks like a man on a warpath, and man who is finally about to win a major championship, a feat that has eluded him so far in his controversial career.."

~Colin "The Fuzz" Jennings}- "And Sam Keane, let's not forget that win over Kahlan may have been the single biggest win of his career, and he's been a former Television Champion."


~~"Big" Al Mulligan}- "Yeah, but Gunner is the veteran. He's been in a hardcore matches and high stakes battles his entire career. He'll have the edge going into this match Colin.."

~Colin "Fuzz" Jennings}- "We'll see how long that veteran's edge lasts when a bunch of Washington's get stapled to his body.!"

Ain't seen a day,
That I don't hear people say,
They know they're gonna' die.
This may seem a little bit crazy,
But I don't think we should be so lazy.
If you think you've heard this before,
Well, stick around I'm gonna' tell you more.

The product of EVPW's defunt developmental territory, Lion's Den Professional Wrestling makes his way down the ramp, ignoring the fans on either side of him, continuing to flaunt his swaggering smile. With Sam Keane looking on, Gunner stops midstride as stares at him through his shades. The Rock Messiah picks his stride back up, handing his shades to the nearby ring attendant before sliding into the ring.

TBCB Keane