Post by haven on Nov 15, 2012 20:19:32 GMT -5
The camera trails upward from ground level, the view in front of it are a set of strong, sexy, succulent legs. It continues north, stopping upon the roundest, fittest, tightest rear end in all of professional sports. There's no mystery to whom it belongs to. It's Wolverina. She's bent over a big cooler and is rummaging inside. Haven pulls out a bottle of Mountain Dew, but it has that god awful "diet" word attached to it. She shakes her head in disaapointment and looks to her right.
Wolverina: Okay. Haha. Funny. Who is the assclown that put this Diet Mountain Dew in my cooler? You guys know I only drink the hard stuff!
She tosses it away and retrieves a non diet Mountain Dew. It is only now that she turns and notices the camera. Despite what happened last week with Vicious Vince Vegas, the Nebraskan is all smiles as she opens the drink and takes a few swigs from it.
Wolverina: I know what you're thinking. Who is it going to be? Mighty Man or Jerry Nate? Who's title will I cash my Golden Ticket into. Well, you tell me. No, seriously, I mean it. You, the fans, are the reason I have a job and am doing what I love to do, so I have gotten together with GHW staff and we came up with a neat little idea. We are going to give you, the fans, the decision to make. Mighty Man or Jerry Nate? Should I go for the GHW Title one more time, or should I beat up a man I have beaten a few times already and who's mentor I also destroyed, for the King of the DeathMatch title? In order to cast your votes, you must go to www.ghw.com and look to the right of the page. It's pretty simple. Just two names to pick from. Select who you want me to compete against and at Blood Runs Cold your wish will be granted. Oh, and if you do not have internet capabilities and live in a trailer park or, like Jerry and Jaggeroth, live in a urine stained school bus deep in the woods, all you have to do is call the ghw hotline at 1-800-899-1900 and cast your vote there. In exactly one week, live on this program, your selection will be announced and we will find out who I'm to steal the show with at Blood Runs Cold! Now if you'll excuse me, I have some asses to kick!
Haven walks off screen giving a quick wave, smile and wink.
TBCB They know who
Wolverina: Okay. Haha. Funny. Who is the assclown that put this Diet Mountain Dew in my cooler? You guys know I only drink the hard stuff!
She tosses it away and retrieves a non diet Mountain Dew. It is only now that she turns and notices the camera. Despite what happened last week with Vicious Vince Vegas, the Nebraskan is all smiles as she opens the drink and takes a few swigs from it.
Wolverina: I know what you're thinking. Who is it going to be? Mighty Man or Jerry Nate? Who's title will I cash my Golden Ticket into. Well, you tell me. No, seriously, I mean it. You, the fans, are the reason I have a job and am doing what I love to do, so I have gotten together with GHW staff and we came up with a neat little idea. We are going to give you, the fans, the decision to make. Mighty Man or Jerry Nate? Should I go for the GHW Title one more time, or should I beat up a man I have beaten a few times already and who's mentor I also destroyed, for the King of the DeathMatch title? In order to cast your votes, you must go to www.ghw.com and look to the right of the page. It's pretty simple. Just two names to pick from. Select who you want me to compete against and at Blood Runs Cold your wish will be granted. Oh, and if you do not have internet capabilities and live in a trailer park or, like Jerry and Jaggeroth, live in a urine stained school bus deep in the woods, all you have to do is call the ghw hotline at 1-800-899-1900 and cast your vote there. In exactly one week, live on this program, your selection will be announced and we will find out who I'm to steal the show with at Blood Runs Cold! Now if you'll excuse me, I have some asses to kick!
Haven walks off screen giving a quick wave, smile and wink.
TBCB They know who