Post by B&lly on Nov 20, 2012 20:41:49 GMT -5
Seek and Destroy by Metallica hits the arena as the crowd go wild with cheers knowing their favourite AJ is about to enter the arena. The volume of the crowd escalates as the Aussie walks on stage, wearing long camouflage pants and an Australian cricket shirt. Scally looks to have a purpose and heads straight for the ring, none of his usual hand slapping or enthusiastic energy.
Fuzz: It has been a long time since we have seen AJ Scally in a GHW.
Al: Not long enough.
By this stage Scally has entered the ring and has a microphone in hand ready to speak. His music dies down but before he gets a chance to speak the fans begin to chant “Welcome back!” Which causes AJ to smile slightly, the chant eventually dies down allowing AJ to start to speak.
AJ: Thank you, yes it has been a little while.
The fans give a little acknowledgement cheer before the Aussie continues.
AJ: While I was away resting some niggling injuries I took some time out to read a lot of your e-mails and tweets. I have to say the vast majority of them were asking me to speak my mind like I said was going to do. Then it hit me, I haven’t had anymore chances to. Well I have a microphone in my hand now, so tonight seems the best time to start as any.
The crowd cheer loudly and clap before dying down quickly as they are eager to hear what Scally has to say.
AJ: On the subject of chances I would like to point out in my entire tenure here I have been given only two chances or opportunities. One was courtesy of Hayden, where again I was screwed over by the higher ups which didn’t let me do anything except get my head caved in by Jake Diamond. The second came, ironically because of the first time I spoke my mind and was the Triple Threat for the Deathmatch title at the most recent Total Carnage. Yet again I was screwed over because it was an Ambulance match. A 3-way ambulance match is down right stupid. Now most of you I bet are all wondering why would I care about losing title shots considering I said I didn’t care. Look I was bending the truth a bit, yes I do want to win titles, but I do truly believe fan adulation to be more important than titles. I mean if you are a champ and nobody cares, then what are you? I guess the TV champ.
Scally lets out a laugh as to some of fans familiar with his thoughts on the TV Championship.
AJ: But when I think about chances, someone comes to mind and her name is Haven Cassidy or a most of you know her as, Wolverina.
The crowd let out a cheer at the mention of their ‘Princess.’
AJ: Look I know most of you think she is a good girl and I do give her credit for portraying it in front of all of you, but once she is behind that curtain and the cameras are off she becomes a vindictive bitch.
Some cheers arise from the crowd as they are happy AJ is speaking his mind, however, there is mainly silence as most of the fans are in shock Scally spoke ill of Wolfie.
AJ: I am sorry but the real Haven is not the one who currently holds the Golden Ticket. The real Haven is the one who after being fired returns to destroy all who wronged her not caring about anyone but herself and when that doesn’t work decides to be a good respectful little girl who gets almost everything under the sun. When one insignificant thing doesn’t go her way or she takes a joke too seriously she bitches and complains and gets fired by one of the half-decent staff members. But lo and behold she gets rehired because nearly all the staff have hard-ons for her and not for her so called wrestling ability.
Fuzz: Come on now AJ, this is going a bit far.
Al: I don’t know I am kinda liking this side of AJ.
AJ: Speaking of her wrestling ability. I can’t believe it is taken as fact by her and a lot of others that she is the greatest woman Fighty fighty person of all time just because some dirtsheet thought that because they named you the best they could take suggestive photos of you for their “publication” and then wack off to them later on, when we all know that Kahlan is better than you.
This brings about series of boos for AJ for the first time in AJ's GHW tenure, as most of them do believe Wolverina is better than Kahlan.
AJ: I know, some of you may be thinking “but I thought you hate Kahaln?” Truth be told I did, I thought she was an annoying little bitch and used her ‘assets’ to get chances and opportunities but after while she changed and I got to know a bit better and now she isn’t what she was, except still a better Fighty fighty person than Wolfie.
Some more booing is heard, however there are still some cheers from the fans who only care about hearing AJ speak his mind.
AJ: Hang on minute I just realised something, Haven is what Kahlan used to be. Haven is an annoying little bitch and she uses her ‘assets’ to get all the chances and opportunities, that should go to more deserving people. Haven you are Kah...
Scally is cut off by "You're Going Down" by The Sick Puppies, which causes the vast majority to erupt into loud cheers.
TBC Wolverina
Fuzz: It has been a long time since we have seen AJ Scally in a GHW.
Al: Not long enough.
By this stage Scally has entered the ring and has a microphone in hand ready to speak. His music dies down but before he gets a chance to speak the fans begin to chant “Welcome back!” Which causes AJ to smile slightly, the chant eventually dies down allowing AJ to start to speak.
AJ: Thank you, yes it has been a little while.
The fans give a little acknowledgement cheer before the Aussie continues.
AJ: While I was away resting some niggling injuries I took some time out to read a lot of your e-mails and tweets. I have to say the vast majority of them were asking me to speak my mind like I said was going to do. Then it hit me, I haven’t had anymore chances to. Well I have a microphone in my hand now, so tonight seems the best time to start as any.
The crowd cheer loudly and clap before dying down quickly as they are eager to hear what Scally has to say.
AJ: On the subject of chances I would like to point out in my entire tenure here I have been given only two chances or opportunities. One was courtesy of Hayden, where again I was screwed over by the higher ups which didn’t let me do anything except get my head caved in by Jake Diamond. The second came, ironically because of the first time I spoke my mind and was the Triple Threat for the Deathmatch title at the most recent Total Carnage. Yet again I was screwed over because it was an Ambulance match. A 3-way ambulance match is down right stupid. Now most of you I bet are all wondering why would I care about losing title shots considering I said I didn’t care. Look I was bending the truth a bit, yes I do want to win titles, but I do truly believe fan adulation to be more important than titles. I mean if you are a champ and nobody cares, then what are you? I guess the TV champ.
Scally lets out a laugh as to some of fans familiar with his thoughts on the TV Championship.
AJ: But when I think about chances, someone comes to mind and her name is Haven Cassidy or a most of you know her as, Wolverina.
The crowd let out a cheer at the mention of their ‘Princess.’
AJ: Look I know most of you think she is a good girl and I do give her credit for portraying it in front of all of you, but once she is behind that curtain and the cameras are off she becomes a vindictive bitch.
Some cheers arise from the crowd as they are happy AJ is speaking his mind, however, there is mainly silence as most of the fans are in shock Scally spoke ill of Wolfie.
AJ: I am sorry but the real Haven is not the one who currently holds the Golden Ticket. The real Haven is the one who after being fired returns to destroy all who wronged her not caring about anyone but herself and when that doesn’t work decides to be a good respectful little girl who gets almost everything under the sun. When one insignificant thing doesn’t go her way or she takes a joke too seriously she bitches and complains and gets fired by one of the half-decent staff members. But lo and behold she gets rehired because nearly all the staff have hard-ons for her and not for her so called wrestling ability.
Fuzz: Come on now AJ, this is going a bit far.
Al: I don’t know I am kinda liking this side of AJ.
AJ: Speaking of her wrestling ability. I can’t believe it is taken as fact by her and a lot of others that she is the greatest woman Fighty fighty person of all time just because some dirtsheet thought that because they named you the best they could take suggestive photos of you for their “publication” and then wack off to them later on, when we all know that Kahlan is better than you.
This brings about series of boos for AJ for the first time in AJ's GHW tenure, as most of them do believe Wolverina is better than Kahlan.
AJ: I know, some of you may be thinking “but I thought you hate Kahaln?” Truth be told I did, I thought she was an annoying little bitch and used her ‘assets’ to get chances and opportunities but after while she changed and I got to know a bit better and now she isn’t what she was, except still a better Fighty fighty person than Wolfie.
Some more booing is heard, however there are still some cheers from the fans who only care about hearing AJ speak his mind.
AJ: Hang on minute I just realised something, Haven is what Kahlan used to be. Haven is an annoying little bitch and she uses her ‘assets’ to get all the chances and opportunities, that should go to more deserving people. Haven you are Kah...
Scally is cut off by "You're Going Down" by The Sick Puppies, which causes the vast majority to erupt into loud cheers.
TBC Wolverina