Post by Psychotic Circus on Jan 17, 2013 23:46:16 GMT -5
GHW TRIUMPH, January 17th, 2012. From GHW ARENA in BOSTON, MASSACHUSETTS!
Sponsored by: The NRA. “We comin’ for you, Obama!”
SPECIAL OPENER!
SINGLES
Jack Tracks vs. YOUNG GANGSTA!
Tale of the Tape: Holy shit! YG is back in this hizzle and he wants to mess up someone's grill...zzle. Have at it Jack!
MATCH ONE
TAG TEAM MATCH FOR THE GHW TAG TEAM TITLES
The Remnants vs Mighty Man Millson and Johnny Simpson
Tale of the Tape: This is your very last chance Pyro. Show up and do something.
MATCH TWO
2 ON 1 MATCH
'Vicious' Vince Vegas vs The Legionnaires
Tale of the Tape: Vince hasn’t been having a shitty time recently, and he didn’t believe Jerry Nate that his power went further than even Dow Jones even knew. His punishment for attacking Jerry Nate last week will be to face both the Legionnaires in a 2 on 1 tag match.
MATCH THREE
HARDCORE MATCH
Jerry Nate vs Lumber Jack Big Jim (w/Cletus)
Tale of the Tape: Last week, Big Jim won the over the top rope challenge against the Legionnaires and his own tag team partner. His prize? An early go around with the KotDM champion Jerry Nate, in a hardcore rules match. Nothing will be out of line, and nothing to gain except some early punishment against your ToL opponent.
MATCH FOUR
4 WAY SUBMISSION MATCH
Joshua Vandiver vs. A.J Scally
Tale of the Tape: Vandiver loves to run his mouth, and Scally love to bitch. And because no one will let me gag Wolverina’s dumb mouth shut permanently, we have to get rid of at least one of them. So this one will be for the all the mouth spewing marbles. Shut your opponent up, and make that whiner tap!
=MAIN EVENT=
NEBRASKAN DEATH MATCH!
Wolverina vs. Kahlan
Tale of the Tape: Who books this shit? Oh wait, I do…Wolverina will once again attempt to do something that all the other Nebraskan’s in pro wrestling history have done so many times that it’s just sad now, beat Kahlan. Can the Christian Zionist finally rule supreme and implant her morals so far into the Drug Cut Queen’s colon that she’ll finally change her ways, or will this just end up being another piss break? Stay tuned!
Deadline: THURSDAY!, January 24th, 2013.
Recommended Maximum RP Limit: Around 4-6k characters, but no real limits.
Click for GHW Arena Floorplan (why not?)
Commentary Team: Colin "The Fuzz" Jennings and "Big" Al Mulligan
Announcer: Charlie Coors
