Pre Main Event: Alex Stall vs. Jeff Hardy

[Alex Stall]

Lizzie: This match is scheduled to be a Ladder Match! Our first contestant is The reigning Waring Champion! He is from Toronto Ontario, Canada, weighing in at 187 lbs. Alex Stall!

The lights go down as the entire arena silences. A single light flashes occasionally showing the arena for a moment as the titantron once again shows Alex Stall with his back to the arena. The 666 on the back of his blood red trenchcoat showing clearly. The loudspeakers come to life again with the dark voice.

Voice: Woe To You Oh Earth And Sea! For The Devil Sends the Beast With Wrath, Because He Knows The Time Is Short! Let He Who Hath Understanding Reckon The Number Of The Beast! For It Is A Human Number! It's Number Is 666

The lights begin to strobe out of control as the waterfall of sparks starts again when The Number Of The Beast by Iron Maiden kicks on. The fans go wild during the intro of the song, the titantron flashin through different scenes of Alex pulling off sickening high flying moves on his opponents from SCW and GHW. The intro ends as well as the waterfall as the arena lights up again and Alex walks out, dressed in his new normal outfit, his Waring Championship around his waist and following him is a new 2007 Mercedes CLK Roadster that pulls off to the side for everyone to see. The driver being the referee. He pulls the keys out of the ignition when the huge pyro show goes off and the ref secures the keys in the breifcase and follows Alex to the ring.

JP: Oh My God, that is the car on the line! I hope this isn't coming out of my pay!

Ray: It's friggin beautiful, beautiful car, beautiful men, I may faint!!!

Alex jumps into the ring through the first and middle ropes and rolls to a standing position. He takes off his belt and holds it up in the air, the crowd going absolutely crazy. He hands his belt to the attendant after the breifcase is put in places and takes off his trenchcoat, shirt, sunglasses, and hat and hands them over too. He stretches a bit while waiting for his opponent.

TBCB: Jeff Hardy

[jeffxxxhardy]

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The screen then goes to a backstage camera where Jeff is seen talking to Lrey his partner and friend who won a ladder match in the previous show

Ray:What are they talking about...if its a celebration I hope I'm invited

JP:Celebration...Ray he is obviously getting tips form Lrey who was in the same match he is in last week he also won the match by the way

Ray:I know that I couldnt take my eyes of that Hottie

Jeff and lrey finish their conversation and Jeff runs off out of camera view.The camera goes back to the ramp when Jeff's music hits the PA the fans all rise out of there seats and begin to scream the camera floats over the screaming fans before going back to the ramp again Jeff then runs through the curtains and the fans scream even louder He begins to dance on stage and fireworks shoot out from both sides of him in colors of Red and black He then stops dancing and jumps up doing the splits in mid-air setting off a big explosion of red and black on the titantron Lizzie then says

Lizzie:On his way to the ring from Chicago Illinois weighing in at 225 pounds he is the Air King and the Xtreme Angel...Jeff HARDY!!!

Jeff then begins to walk down the ramp pointing to the fans but as he looks to one fan he sees her holding a sign he lifts it up and it read "The Air King is still a Ladder GOD" Jeff then points to it and points back at Stall he gives it back and slides into the ring he runs towards a corner and jumps onto the second one with one foot he does his taunt and fireworks shoot out of the other three corners in a pattern of red,black,red,black and so on the briefcase with the keys inside raises into the air and both men watch it until it stops high in the air Jeff then looks to the outside looking at a Ladder he thne gets a small sick smile on his face the bell rings and the match begins

TBC by Alex

[jeffxxxhardy]

Both men continue to stare at each other then the suitcase then back at each other.This goes on for about 1 minute which seems like an eternity for the fans and apperantly JP

JP:God Damn it would one of you move already

Ray:Now Now dont rush these hotties there on the top of my list

Alex looks up at the suitcase and back down only to be hit in the face with a quick leg clothesline by Jeff.Jeff then picks up alex and runs to the ropes he flies back at Alex attempting another leg clothesline but he misses and lands hard on the mat. Alex then lifts up Jeff and whips him to the ropes Jeff runs back at him only to be tossed over the ropes with a hurricanrana but suprisingly Jeff lands on his feet on the ring apron Alex then looks back to where Jeff is and sees Jeff sorta slingshot himself in hitting him with a wheel kick to the face.

JP:What great athletism shown by Jeff Hardy

Ray:I know from Experience how flexable he is

JP:No you dont Ray

Alex then stands up using the ropes Jeff runs at him jumping high into the air attemtping a leg clothesline but Alex moves and Jeff flies over the top rope and into the set up ladder on the outside.He hits it and falls hard to the concrete the ladder then tumbles onto him pinning him down Alex then goes to the other end of the ring slides out and slides a ladder into the ring he begins to set it up but Jeff begins to stand on the outside.Alex has it in position and begins to climb the ladder and Jeff slides into the ring then...

TBC by Alex Stall

OOC:What do ya think?

[Alex Stall]

OOC: Sorry to be so blah about this, just needed to think on your moves list, I like it.

Alex gets to the top of the ladder when he notices Jeff slide into the ring. He waits until Jeff is nearly up and drops onto him with a cross body, causing Jeff to hit the mat again and Alex to roll out of the ring. Alex stands slowly as Jeff takes a second to catch his breath and stand up too. Alex jumps onto the apron and aims to jump to the top rope and hits Jeff with another springboard but Jeff dodges out and spins to hit Alex with an Enzuigiri. Alex hits the ground dazed and Jeff holds himself up with the ropes, catching his breath again.

JP: These two are showing some great dexterity! they are both very quick and agile, but who will win out in that contest?

Ray: I dont know, but they both tie on the hottie list! What I would do to these two hot, flexible....

JP smacks Ray in the back of the head and resumes watching the match. Jeff picks up Alex and runs at the ropes, bouncing off and trying to hit Alex with another leg clothesline, but alex duckes and Jeff lands and bounces off the rope and baseball slides under a dropkick, they both get up and Jeff tries to sweep alex, which alex jumps over and aims a crescent kick at Jeff's head, which again misses. Jeff aims a spear at Alex but Alex rolls over him and rolls him up with a school boy and rolls him over into an improvised boston crab.

JP: Wow, Alex just completely reversed a spear! That is an impressive feat, but Hardy doesn't look like he's getting any calmer.

Ray: Wow, Alex sure knows how to improvise in ANY situation it seems!

Jeff fights to escape the improvised boston crab, which isn't too hard since alex couldn't lock it well. Jeff pushes back with his hands and rolls Alex and himself over, leaving Alex on his back on the mat and Jeff on his feet. Jeff quickly turns around and lands a quick moonsault and is immediately set up for his signature Hardy Boy Leg Drop which Alex takes full force into the chest. Jeff stands up and starts climbing the ladder, leaving Alex on the mat.

JP: Dont tell me Jeff has already taken the fight out of Alex, its only the beginning of the match!

Ray: Just proves Jeff can go for the long haul, he looks like he could last for hours!

JP smacks Ray again and jaws at him for a second as Alex stands up as Jeff reaches for the breifcase. Alex quickly kicks the ladder, making Jeff unsteady and grab onto the ladder. Alex climbs up the other side of the ladder and Jeff aims a punch at his head, which Alex dodges and pushes Jeff, causing him to get spooked and grab the ladder again. Alex gets to the top and hits Jeff in the head repeatedly. Jeff goes for a grapple, but gets his head slapped into the ladder and Alex in a bold move dives over him and grabs his waist, dragging him and the ladder back, pulling a rolling powerbomb on Jeff and the ladder to slam into Alex's head and back. Both men lay on the mat, not moving. The crowd goes wild with the move and JP jumps up and looks wildly at them.

JP: OH MY GOD!!! Alex just leapt over Jeff and hit him with a rolling powerbomb from a 10 foot ladder top! That ladder could have snapped his neck when it hit him, Are they ok!?

Ray: Oh my god, Oh my gos.... why do these sexy cruiserweights always have to be so bullheaded? They could kill each other!

Both men roll around in the ring in pain as the ref looks them over. Jeff grabs the rope and begins to pull himself up. Alex slowly pushes up to his hands and knees.

TBCB: Jeff Hardy

OOC: How was that?

[jeffxxxhardy]

OOC:It was good...hahaha you got hit by the Ladder lol

Both men get to there feet at the same moment they both having the same idea i mind pick up the ladder both then slowly make there way up match ing each others every movement

Ray:wow they are doing the exact same thing the exact same way at the exact speed...Hey maybe that means if I can get one of them to...

JP:I nor anyone in the world wants to hear the end of your sentance Ray so shut it

Jeff then jumps off the ladder runs over to Alex's side and hits him with a Side Effect knocking him off the ladder causing it to tumble to the floor. Jeff then climbs to the top only to land on his manhood when Alex ran to the ropes and shook them.Alex then climbs to the top also and begins to kick Jeff trying to knock him off

JP:What the Hell is this Alex is standing on the top ropes and kicking the living hell out of Jeff I have never seen anything like this

Alex then kicks Jeff a good one right to his ear causing Jeff to fall off the Top rope all the way to the floor below Alex then runs over to the ladder picks it up and begins to climb it

JP:Alex can do it right here he can win the match and that car

Ray:Come on Alex I cant wait until we test out its "durability"

JP:Oh Dear God I think I'm gonna be sick...

Alex is about three steps away from the top as Jeff springboards himself off the ropes dropkicking the Ladder causing it to fall down and send Alex stall into the corner Jeff then goes over where Alex is only to be sent the other way with an Irish whip Jeff then runs up the corner and jumps off attemping an Angels Fury and Jeff hits it...but not on Alex he crashes hard on the Ladder that Alex threw at him at the last second Alex then goes out to the outside and throws in the second ladder that was on Jeff earlier.Alex Sits the other on top of Jeff and sets up the one he just got in the center of the ring.Alex climbs to about the middle of the Ladder before jumping off attempting a Heretic's Cross Alex lands hard on the ladder but no Jeff.Jeff had rolled out of the way mid flip and left the ladder in place.Jeff then begins to climb the ladder he reaches the top step as Alex reaches his feet then...

TBC by Alex Stall

[Alex Stall]

OOC: Wow.... that was so hard to understand.... Good thing I'm used to it huh?

Alex gets up and sees Jeff reaching for the breifcase. He runs to the ropes and jumps onto the middle rope and does a corkscrew moonsault, kicking the ladder down with Jeff on it. The breifcase swings from where Jeff's hand was but stays in place. Jeff slams into the mat and rolls out of the ring. Alex stands up and takes a second to breathe while Jeff lays outside of the ring. Alex grabs the ladder and sets it up. He then walks away from the ladder and slides out of the ring as Jeff starts standing up. alex goes to grab Jeff's head, but is countered with a punch to the face. Alex steps back holding his nose as Jeff slides into the ring and takes a breather.

JP: Looks like the match is slowing down, thses two are putting on one hell of a match though!

Ray: I bet they put on one hell of a match in the be.....

JP: Say it, and I swear to god I'll kill you and then replace you!

Jeff leans over, breathing heavily from the exertion of the match. Unknown to Jeff, Alex climbs up to the apron and jumps up, springboarding off the top rope and pulling an improvised cutter on Jeff. Jeff bounces off of the mat and rolls in pain as Alex lays there, breathing heavily. Alex gets up and walks over to the corner he placed the ladder and leans on it, preparing to climb it for another move. Before alex can start climbing, Jeff runs at him and pulls a front hand spring into a devilish dropkick, bouncing Alex off of the ladder face first and onto the floor, writhing in pain. Jeff stands up and grabs alex's legs and holds them up. He plays to the crowd for a moment before landing a Low Blow Leg Drop. Alex rolls onto his knees, holding his groin in pain as Jeff stands up and plays to the crowd.

JP: Jeff Hardy is sick... that was an illegal move and was just plain dirty if you ask me!

Ray: I like'em dirty!

Jeff begins climbing the ladder in the corner and turns around most of the way up only to see Alex run up the ladder with a great burst of energy and speed. Alex lands a dropkick right into Jeff's chest, causing Jeff to fall back and off of the ladder onto the floor with a sickening crack. Alex himself falls back onto the ladder and rolls down it. Alex stands up and once again runs up the ladder, this time pulling the Heretic's Cross off of it and landing right onto Jeff's stomach. Alex feels his legs slam into the light padding on the ground and rolls over in pain. Jeff lays there, breathing heavily but not moving. Alex stands up and rlls into the ring, laying there for a moment listening to the crowd scream his name and cheer.

JP: Alex is sure famous with the crowd, but he deserves it because he always gives 110% in the ring every night even with his duties as General Manager.

Ray: I'm sure he gives 110% in EVERY aspect of his life, I wonder if he's still single?

JP: I doubt it Ray.... and even if he was, we all know he is straight.....

Alex stands up and walks over to the ladder in teh middle of the ring. He makes sure it is secure, but before he can start climbing, Jeff runs up and punches his head straight into the ladder, knocking it over and almost flooring Alex too. Jeff spins Alex around and pushes the dazed man's head under his arm, then plays to the crowd before landin a deadly Twist Of Fate onto alex in the middle of the ring. Jeff stands up, getting his second wind and building a good amount of momentum. He climbs the turnbuckle and does his signature taunt. Jeff looks around and then looks at Alex and leaps off the turnbuckle, aiming for the Swanton Bomb. Right before Jeff lands, Alex rolls out of the way and Jeff lands hard on the mat, leaving both men on the ground.

JP: Hardy almost had it, if he would have landed that, it most likely would have been the end of the match!

Ray: Jeff looks so sexy when flying through the air like that, but not as sexy as Alex or Hawkeye!

Alex goes to stand up but his bad leg gives out on him a bit and he drops to his knees. Jeff lays on the mat, his former momentum abruptly shot after missing his finisher. Alex crawls to the rops and pulls himself up. He then leans on the ropes for a moment, trying to get his leg to stop hurting. Jeff slowly comes to and rolls to his knees and sits up. alex, with a burst of speed runs at Jeff, aiming for a spear, but is countered with another Twist Of Fate by Jeff. Both men lay on the ground, unmoving and worn out. The crowd begins to chant "Alex....Alex....Alex!" trying to push the men up and back into the match.

JP: Both men have countered spears so far, but Jeff used his signature move with it, Alex could be done for now!

Ray: No, my poor sexy alex! Get up and whip him Alex! I want a ride in that car!!!!

TBCB: Jeff

[jeffxxxhardy]

Both men are still on the ground as the crowds chants start to die down.Alex then begins to stand and uses the ropes to hold himself up. Jeff then gets up onto one knee and then onto both feet he charges at Alex who catches him with a high knee to the face Jeff falls to the mat and Alex begins climbing the top ropes. He jumps off attempting a Corkscrew Moonsault but crashes down on Jeff's raised knees.Jeff then slowly stands lifting Alex up as well.Jeff then hits him with a Russian leg sweep driving them both to the mat.Jeff and Alex then both stand up and begin to exchange punches with Alex getting the upper hand. Alex then hits Jeff with a hard right causing Jeff to stumble a bit then Alex hits him with a superkick straight to the jaw causing Jeff to fall backwards.Alex then sets up the ladder and begins to climb it but Jeff gets to his knees and begins to shake it making it harder for Alex to climb. Jeff then gets to his feet and pushes the ladder down but Alex instead of falling to the outside lands on the ring apron.

JP:What athleticms shown by our GM here on SNR

Ray:I know I could watch his matches all day

JP:Thats just you Ray I bet you could stare at him sleeping all day and you would still enjoy it

Jeff then walks over towards Alex only to be punched in the face. Jeff then walks back a little and Alex jumps into the ring and hits Jeff with a facebuster laying him out on the floor.Alex then puts the ladder back into position and begins climbing it hoping to reach the briefcase and win the match. Jeff then stands up and Alex notices this. In fear of not being able to land safely again he dives off the ladder hitting Jeff with a clothesline but on his way down Alex lands awkwardly on his knee and begins to roll around in pain. Alex then gets to his feet using the ropes to help him up and begins to limp towards Jeff. Jeff then makes it to his feet and sees Alex limping towards him he runs at him doing a baseball slide hitting Alex in the leg and sliding out of the ring causing Alex to fall to one knee (his good knee) Jeff then rolls back into the ring and applies a front facelock on Alex taunting ready to hit a third Twist of Fate but Alex shoves him away before he can connect with it. Jeff walks towards Alex who jumps back to his feet and in one fluid motion jumps up hitting Jeff with a dropkick to the midsection causing Jeff to fall to the floor holding his gut.

JP:Look at Alex fight even on only one leg

Ray:He's too brave for his own good...Be careful Alex!

Alex then starts to climb up the ladder again while Jeff lies on the floor still holding his gut. Alex reaches the middle of the ladder when Jeff Hardy begins to stand up. Jeff makes it close to his feet but then falls forward not able to stand. Alex then begins to climb a bit faster seeing that Jeff cant Stand.Alex is almost to the top when Jeff finally makes it to his feet Jeff breaks out in a run towards the Ladder and...

TBC by Alex

OOC:I hope this ones easier to understand

[Alex Stall]

Alex sees Jeff running at him and jumps up for the breifcase, but misses and grabs the wire its on. Jeff knocks over the ladder, leaving Alex hanging for dear life above the ring with no way to hold himself up and remove the breifcase without a drastic fall. Jeff falls over from the exertion to knock over the ladder, expecting Alex to also be on the ground from a fall. Alex, instead of worrying about the breifcase, swings his legs back and pushes his body forward, letting go of the ropes and pulling two complete spins in the air before splashing onto Jeff Hardy below. Alex bounces off of both the mat and Jeff, both men hurt dramatically in the fall.

JP: Oh my god, thats slightly reminiscent of SCW's From The Ashes! alex pulled off two full spins before landing, but didn't seem to connect right and hurt himself in the process, how much longer can these two go!?!?

Ray: Alex sure can do just about anything, I hope he didn't hurt himself too much, I would hate for him not to go to Dawn Of Destruction!

Both men lay on the ground, pain enveloping them both from the dramatic move Alex pulled. Jeff begins to slowly stand up as well as Alex, both trying to get over the daze from the pain. Jeff is the first to his feet but stumbles from his confusion and holds his lower back where Alex hit him. Alex is the second up, but has his bearings and runs after Jeff, who is still dazed from the move and does a front hand spring, landing a spinning DDT on Jeff, the momentum tossing Jeff to the side of the ring. Alex stands back up and walks over to Jeff, a slight limp in his step. Alex leans over Jeff to pick him up, but catches a kick to the face as Jeff once again counters Alex's advance. Jeff stands up and runs past the dazed alex and bounces off the ropes and lands another Enzuirigi to the back of Alex's head, landing both men on the mat again.

JP: Neither men seem to want to quit, this match could last all night at this rate, and frankly, I dont want to see it end!

Ray: These two sexy men just keep impressing me move after move, and their bodies impress me even more!

Jeff slowly stands up and sets up the ladder, Alex laying face first on the ground, not moving, just breathing very heavily. Jeff begins to climb the ladder without fret when Alex stirs and stands up. Alex sees Jeff go for the breifcase and acts quickly, dropkicking the ladder over, sending Jeff falling out of the ring and alex landing on the ground in pain from exertion. Jeff smacks the mats outside yet again, but immediately rolls to his hands and knees and breathes very heavily, catching a little momentum fro mthe drop and the crowd's cheers for them both. Alex rolls his a kneeling position and breathes heavily shaking his head. He grabs the ladder and collapses it, waiting for Jeff to stand up. Jeff gets up and turns to get in the ring as Alex throws the ladder, sliding it out of the ring and into Jeff's chest. Jeff hits the ground and alex's leg gives out on him again.

JP: Alex finally using that ladder as the weapon its used as normally. He hit Jeff square in the chest with it like a bowling ball!

Ray: I bet Alex can sure handle a set of .....

JP: Shut Up Ray!!! Remember, FAMILY SHOW!!!!!

alex gets back up and notices Jeff lauing outside of the ring, the ladder on top of him. Alex psyches himself up and runs to the ropes. He jumps up, lands on the top rope and pulls his Springboard 640 Corkscrew elbow Drop on Jeff, hitting the ladder square into his chest and stomach. Alex rolls around in pain from his arm slamming into the ladder as Jeff lays there, almost unconscious from the torment of the match. The crowd cheers for both of them as they lay on the ground, nearly completely worn out from all the abuse they have put each other through.

JP: This match may be over, it seems neither of them has the power to go anymore.

Ray: No, I dont want it to end without a winner, wait, what are they doing now???

TBCB: Jeff

[jeffxxxhardy]

Alex continues to roll around in pain as Jeff throws the Ladder off of him.Alex then starts to wobble to a stand as Jeff gets up onto his hands and knees. Alex then stands up using the ring apron as an aid.He lifts Jeff onto his feet and whips him toward the stairs.Jeff runs up onto the stairs and jumps off attempting a moonsault on Alex but Alex catches him on his shoulder and body slams him onto the barricade wall back first and Jeff's back stays on the wall as the rest of his body hangs over the edges. Alex then climbs onto the barricade wall walks away from Jeff and then runs toward Jeff jumping in the air hitting Jeff's hair covered face with a knee drop causing him to lean toward the ring and fall off the barricade back onto the floor.Alex then slides back into the ring and begins to set up the ladder again. Jeff finally but slowly revives and slides in another ladder and follows it in. Jeff slowly stands again and Alex who now has the ladder set up correctly is already on the middle steps. Jeff then sets up his ladder next to the corner. Alex finally reaches the top step and Jeff pushes the ladder over but before it falls Alex jumps up grabbing the case holding on to it for dear life.

JP:Look at Alex hold onto that case but hes not taking it down

Ray:I don't care if he doesn't win as long as he doesn't get hurt

Ray then jumps out of his seat and cups his hands around his mouth to enhance his voice.

Ray:Hold on to that case Alex hold it as if it was me!!!

JP:Don't tell him that you Idiot you'll make him let go in an instant!

JP then drags Ray back into his seat and you can still see Alex holding on to the case not even trying to unhook it in fear that he will crash to the ground.Jeff is now on the top of his ladder thats set up next to the corner He dives off and grabs Alex's legs trying to drag him off the case.Alex then begins to sweat with fear of falling on his already injured leg.Alex then starts to kick Jeff trying to knock him off of him. Jeff continues to hold onto Alex now swinging back in forth hoping to loosen Alex's grip.Alex then kicks Jeff with full force but Alex to preoccupied with Jeff losses his grip and falls to the ground crashing onto his upper back and neck as Jeff lands hard on his lower and upper back. Jeff not as high as Alex taking less impact is the first to stand He climbs the turnbuckle next to his ladder and then holds onto the top of it.He then begins to taunt and All Jeff Hardy fans know whats next. Jeff then leapfrogs over the ladder attempting a leg drop onto Alex who tries to roll out of the way but he still gets hit by Jeff's legs which crash into his back. Both men then lie on he floor again absolutely motionless.

JP:Oh my God Jeff just leaped over the ladder using it for extra elevation and hit a leg drop on Alex who moved but just didn't roll far enough

Ray:I know why did Jeff have to do that I mean he could have badly injured himself and Alex I mean what are me and Alex gonna do when he cant even...

JP:Don't even say it Ray and thats what happens in these kinds of matches Jeff just proved to us why he is the Xtreme Angel

After what feels like an eternity Alex is the first to move he stands up and limps his way over to he ladder he closes it and leans it up against the corner he then limps back to Jeff who punches Alex in the gut and then springs to his feet apparently playing possum.Jeff then whips Alex into the ladder Jeff then runs at Alex jumping into the air attempting a leg clothesline but Alex moves and Jeff hits the ladder and his leg bends around it in a very unpleasant and ugly way.Alex then picks Jeff up and smashes his head against the Ladder until he begins to bleed. Alex then sees this and gives him one more hard smash into it.Alex then whips Jeff into the opposite corner charges at him and hits a clothesline sandwiching Jeff between him and the corner Jeff then falls to the ground only to be lifted up but Alex. Jeff is then whipped toward the ladder with Alex running with a small limp after him but Jeff runs up the slanted ladder to the edge he then jumps off of it doing an Angels Fury he comes down and lands right on Alex laying them both out again.

JP:What the Hell Jeff just ran up the ladder in the corner got to the top jumped backwards attempting an Angels Fury and it actually hit!!!

The Camera goes to the announcers table where Ray peeks out from Under the table asking JP

Ray:Is It over yet please let it be over I cant bare to watch these hottie beat each other up.

TBC by Alex

OOC:What should it be before we end it 2 more posts each?

[Alex Stall]

OOC: 2 or 3, we'll discuss it.

After another eternity feeling wait, Ray peeks out from under the announcer table to see Alex stand up slowly. He picks Jeff up and punches him in the face before whipping him into the ring corner. Jeff having almost nothing left hits the corner and leans there, breathing heavily from his former actions. Alex runs at him and hits a High Knee, making sure that Jeff doesn't get his momentum back. Alex then grabs Jeff by the hair and pulls him out of the corner and proceeds to run up it, moonsaulting and landing a powerful reverse DDT. Alex rolls back onto his feet from the momentum as Jeff just flips over onto his stomach and lays there motionless. Alex looks out over the crowd and puts up a peace sign, playing to the crowd it seems, but in his own mind signalling to take it to the next level.

JP: Alex seems to be getting his composure back and is even signalling the possible end of the match with a peace sign.

Ray: Thank god it'll be over soon, I cant take this anymore!

Alex lifts Jeff up and steals the man's sgnature taunt before using his own signature move, The Twist Of Fate on him. Alex lands the move a little awkwardly with his leg, but does the damage needed to get up and set up the ladder one more time. Alex then picks Jeff up and pushes him into the turnbuckle. He pats the man on the back and walks to the ladder, surprising everyone in the arena. Alex begins to climb up the ladder and reaches for the breifcase. Jeff, now coherent, walks over and kicks the ladder, shaking it and causing Alex to stop and look down at him. Jeff gives Alex the one finger salute before dropkicking the ladder over and causing the fans to erupt in cheers.

JP: Alex showed some respect patting his opponent on the back for a job well done and all Jeff has to say is giving him the bird, what a jackass!

Ray: You mean sexy jackass JP!

Alex, instead of leaping from the ladder, rides it down and jumps off when he sees his opporitunity. He hits the top rope and launches himself bodily through the air with a corkscrew moonsault, hitting Jeff in the left shoulder, driving them both hard onto the mat. Ray dives under the table again as the crowd erupts and JP looks on speechless. Both men lay on the mat, unable to stand after the move Alex pulled. Both men breathe heavily and slowly stir. Jeff is the first man to his knee, but alex is the first to his feet, rolling to a standing position. Alex stumbles back from pain, and gives Jeff another chance at baseball sliding his bad leg. Alex falls to the mat as Jeff picks up a ladder, instead of setting it up, he collapses it and rests it on Alex's bad leg. Jeff plays to the crowd who mostly boo his desicion, but Jeff smiles sadistically and lifts the ladder up and slams it on Alex's bad knee as hard as he can. Alex writhes in immense pain on the mat as Jeff drops the ladder and plays to the crowd, his momentum building by the second.

JP: That sick son of a b*tch! He could have broken Alex's leg!!

Ray: *under the table with fingers in ears* I'm not hearing this, I'm not watching this, Let it be over!!!

Jeff picks Alex up again, and plays to the crowd more and more, building his momentum. He sets Alex up for one last Twist Of Fate, but Alex isn't done yet, his own adrenaline running harshly now, he drops down to his hands and knees and pulls a front hand spring all the way up to Jeff's shoulders. Hisn plan backfires though as Jeff immediately drops him back first onto the mat in a huge powerbomb. Alex writhes in pain yet again as Jeff plays to the crowd. Jeff turns his back on alex, and regrets it instantly. alex, feeling the adrenaline chasing a rabbit through his veins quickly reaches up and arm drags Jeff to the mat and applies a sleeper hold on him. Jeff struggles to break free as Alex tightens his grip around Jeff's throat and squeezes the man's air and blood flow tight. Jeff begins to lose his will power and slowly fades out and into reality.

JP: alex is trying to knock Jeff Hardy out with a sleeper hold, guaranteeing him no competition for the breifcase!

Ray: *still under table* Lah Lah Lah Lah Lah!

Alex squeezes even harder, trying to force Jeff Hardy out cold. Jeff fades slowly from consciousness, but just before he is completely out, he gains the energy to push back with his head, slamming it into Alex's nose. Alex immediately lets go and rolls over, holding his now bleeding nose. Jeff lays there, gasping for air as Alex rolls over in pain and holds his nose. The crowd cheers for both men keeping the match going in all of its glory. Ray hears the cheering through his tries not to hear or see the match anymore and returns to his seat.

JP: alex Stall almost had Jeff Hardy out of commision, but Jeff retaliated perfectly with a headbutt!

Ray: I missed the best part, why'd you let me stay under there for that JP!

JP: simple.... my own sanity and so we dont get sued for sexual innuendo!

TBCB: Jeff

[jeffxxxhardy]

OOC:Man we are bringing the house down

The mat is spattered with red spots from Alex's bloody nose and Jeff's busted open skull.Alex is the first to stand still holding his nose with one hand he picks up Jeff by the hair with his other. Jeff hits a quick jab to the gut causing Alex to back off a bit giving Jeff a little more time to catch his breath.Jeff runs at Alex hitting another quick leg clothesline but begins to scream and roll in pain because he hit Alex with the same leg that hit the Ladder earlier.Alex is first to stand he lifts Jeff up and tosses him into the corner Alex lifts Jeff to a seated position on the top turnbuckle and jumps up hitting him with a frankensteiner sending Jeff into the center of the ring. Alex then climbs the top ropes and hits Jeff with a Fist drop to his bleeding skull.Alex then picking up serious momentum goes to the outside and slides back into the ring holding a trashcan that he picked up from under the ring. Jeff stands up and slides between Alex's legs dodging a trashcan shot He then hits Alex with a Russian leg sweep sending him to the floor.Jeff then lifts the trashcan and sets it up in the corner between the second and third turnbuckles.Jeff then lifts up Alex but is whipped into the corner but before Jeff hits the trashcan he jumps onto the top rope but wobbles a bit losing his balance on his weak and hurt leg.Alex then runs at him and jumps onto the second rope grabbing Jeff's head he then jumps off hitting Jeff with a neckbreaker.Alex then starts to taunt to the fans but Jeff stands up and whips him right into the trash can with so much force that Jeff falls down during the throw.

JP:Alex just crashed back first into that trashcan that was not pretty

Ray*Still under the table...again*I cant hear you this is not happening this match wasn't even schedualled...lah lah lah lah

JP:*Whispering to himself*How the Hell did I get stuck with this twit...I should have finished college

Alex is rolling on the floor grabbing his back in pain as Jeff throws the crushed can out of the ring and he then slowly walks over toward Alex and Applies a body scissors trying to wear Alex down.Jeff keeps on applying pressure and you can see a vein bulging on his neck The Crowd then begins to chant for Alex.Alex then starts to move around a bit before elbowing Jeff's injured leg until Jeff lets go of the hold.Alex stands up quickly and lifts up Jeff only to knock him down with a vicious left handed shot.Alex then lifts Jeff again and runs against the ropes but Jeff runs at him hitting a leg clothesline dumping both men out of the ring onto the mat below.

JP:OMG OMG they both just flew out of the ring

Ray:*Pops out from under the table*What just happened please tell me my hottie Alex isn't hurt!

Jeff is first to stand but stays leaning onto the ring apron unmoving with his eyes closed breathing heavily.Alex stands up about 20 seconds later. Alex drags Jeff by the hair over to the steel ring steps where he smashes his head onto it leaving a pool of red blood on them.Alex then climbs the steps onto the apron he then jumps off hitting Jeff with a flying DDT.Alex then gets to his knees while Jeff lies on the ground in a growing puddle of red blood. Alex slides in and begins setting up the ladder.He gets it into position and begins to climb lookin back every 3 seconds to see where Jeff is at. One time he looks but doesn't see Jeff he then begins to look around in panic only to be knocked off the ladder with a dropkick but the ladder stays standing.Jeff makes his way onto and up the ladder but so does Alex.They meet at the top steps exchanging blows no man getting the advantage but suddenly _______ hits a huge right fist causing ________ to stumble.

JP:No don't do this

TBC by Alex

[Alex Stall]

Alex stumbles on top of the ladder, but amazingly doesn't fall. He grabs the ladder, and using all the momentum he has he jumps off the ladder and dropkicks it. The ladder careens backwards with Jeff as Alex uses the kick to send him into a back flip. Jeff lands on the mat in the ring corner with the ladder smacking down on top of him as alex lands as gracefully as possible on the mat, still jarring his hurt leg. Alex falls onto his good knee, giving his other leg a rest while Jeff pushes the ladder off of himself and lays there for a moment. Alex stands back up and walks over to Jeff and picks him up, only to hit him with a Russian Leg Sweep back to the mat. Alex stands up, but Jeff quickly kicks Alex in the bad knee and floors him again. Jeff makes his move and stands up. Catching momentum from the crowd, Jeff picks Alex up and throws him into the ropes. Jeff waits for him and before Alex can counter he gets a kick to the stomach and a huge Twist Of Fate right in the center of the ring.

JP: That has got to be it! I've never seen the Twist Of Fate pulled like that ever, Jeff kicked off the mat with it.

Ray: *fingers in ears, eyes closed and crying* Not Listening To this, Nope Not At all! Lah Lah Lah Lah!

Jeff stands up, a little wore out from the exertion from the move and pulls his signature taunt to the crowd as Alex lays on the ground, seeming lifeless. Jeff rolls him onto his back and places him where he wants to then runs to the ringpost and runs up to the second rope. Jeff plays to the crowd before grabbing the top rope, hopping and spinning onto the top turnbuckle and launching himself into a huge Swanton Bomb. Alex lays there until the final second, where he finally comes to and rolls quickly out of the way and Jeff lands hard onto the mat. Both men lay on the ground, Alex now showing life and Jeff beathing heavier than ever. The crowd is in a complete uproar over the men's skill and willpower.

JP: Hardy missed the Swanton yet again! Alex just will not let him land a finisher!

Ray: *Still under the table plugging his ears*Think of Hawkeye, Think of KingBear, Think of Hyper Elf.... mmmm donuts!

Alex pushes himself up to his hands and knees as Jeff pulls himself back to the ropes and slowly up to a sitting postion, leaning on the ropes for support. Alex is the first to his feet it seems but drops back to his good knee again, completely wiped of energy. He looks at Jeff and smiles, loving the feel of a great match. He stands up and sets the ladder up and stomps on Jeff while against the ropes. Jeff falls over on his side and tried to get up, but gets kicked again. Jeff gets to his hands and knees and crawls away from Alex while Alex leans over to take a break. Jeff sees his opporitunity and turns, rolls and kicks off, flipping over into a beautiful facebuster onto Alex while the man is down, causing his forehead to break open on impact from the power and weight Jeff threw into the move.

JP: sorry about my partner for being a pansy folks, but at least Alex and Jeff are giving us their all! Alex seems to be bleeding heavily now, I wonder how long they can hold out!

Jeff stands up just in time to be armdragged back down and have a tight armbar thrown onto him by a mad Alex Stall. Alex pulls on Jeff's arm while pushing down as hard as he can with his legs as Jeff screams and fights in pain. Jeff quickly uses the only thing to come to mind and throws his chest forward and his knees up, slamming them both into Alex's bad leg. immediately causing Alex to let go out of reaction and hold his leg. alex rolls over, holding his leg in pain as Jeff rolls up onto his knees, holding his arm. Jeff stands up and walks over to Alex and grabs his bad leg and kicks it a few times, adding more pain to it as he kicks. Jeff then pick up Alex's other leg and pulls him up and catapults the man into the ladder, causing alex's head to slam into it hard and the ladder to topple again. Alex lays on the ground and holds his head in pain as Jeff lays on his back from the catapult and once again catches his breath.

JP: Jeff Hardy is easily dominating now, visciously tearing Alex apart peice by peice, does Alex stand any more of a chance in this match?

Alex pushes himself painfully up to his knees as Jeff stands up slowly. Jeff waits until Alex stands up and turns around to run at him, aiming a Leg Clothesline, but Alex catches him and body slams him to the ground. Alex stands up and breathes, hearing the crowd again and smiling. He walks over and sets the ladder up and makes sure how sturdy it is. Alex then walks over to Jeff and offers the man his hand. the crowd calms down out of shock and JP looks speechless again. Jeff looks at Alex and takes his hand, ready for anything. Alex pulls him up, and while holding hands shakes the man's hand and points at the ladder. Both men nod at each other and the crowd goes wild for the mutual show of respect. Jeff then climbs out of the ring and Alex climbs out of the other side.

JP: Both men showing respect for this hard fought battle, but what have they get set up next?

TBCB: Jeff

((OOC: Wanted To Put More... But Its Still Good.))

[jeffxxxhardy]

Both men hold up a hand both holding up three fingers.JP then figures out whats going on and begins to speak.

JP:What the...are they gonna race each other for the case...thats not what I expected.

Ray:*comes out from under the table*What a race...no more fighting why cant all matches be like this

Both men then begin to count down on there raised fingers 3...2...1 they both shoot off running toward the ring.Jeff is first o slide in but stays on the mat stomach first after wasting so much energy.Alex then slides in slowly because of his injured leg.Alex drops to his knee for a few seconds and Jeff takes advantage by getting up and jumping onto the ladder he then begins to climb higher...and higher...and higher still almost at the top

Ray:Whats Alex doing he's not even trying to climb

JP:Well this match...or should I say race could be all over.

Alex waits till Jeff reaches the top steps until he finally moves pushing the ladder knocking it and Jeff down.Jeff flies out of the ring and his head crashes onto the edge of the announcers table while his body lands hard on the lightly padded cement floor.

Ray:What happened to a race this is just sick

JP:Well maybe that was payback for that one finger salute earlier.

Alex then goes to the outside and begins to remove the monitors from the announcers table.He then throws Jeff onto it and jumps up himself but hurts his leg again and falls to his good knee.Jeff slowly stands and sees Alex lying in pain.Jeff then dropkicks Alex knocking him off the edge of the table making him land hard with a thud onto the floor below.Jeff then rolls off the table onto his feet.He picks up Alex and drags him toward the ring.Jeff then tosses him into the ring and waits a bit to catch his breath.He slides in after him and grabs the rag from his back pocket.

JP:Wait whats Jeff gonna do this sick bastard better not...

Ray then hides under the table again and the camera goes back to the ring where you see Jeff wrap the rag around Alex's neck and begin to choke him.Alex's blood then starts dripping onto the already red rag darkening it in color.Jeff then lets go off the rag slamming Alex's face into the mat leaving a print of his face in a blood red color stained in the middle of the ring.Jeff then climbs onto the corner and jumps off attempting a moonsault but he lands stomach first onto Alex's raised knees.Jeff's move still did some damage for it hurt Alex's already injured leg thats gonna need surgery for sure at this rate.Both men lie on the mat as chants begin in the crowd at equal volumes the words chanted are "Alex Alex Alex" and "Hardy Hardy" both men then get to there knees and they both look up looking at the briefcase that has caused them so much pain to begin with.

JP:Look Ray look there up there up this match is still going

Ray:Lah Lah Lah *fingers in ears*Didn't want to hear that JP Lah Lah Lah Lah

Both men look at each other and nod they both begin to climb the ladder Alex trips on his way up but makes it up unharmed.Both men shake hands at the top of the ladder before exchanging what seem to be blows that a 7 year olds would throw because of how tired they are.Alex then gets the advantage and smacks Jeff's head against the top of it knocking Jeff almost unconscious.Alex then sees Jeff's head lying on the top step unmoving his eyes unblinking.Alex then jumps down onto his good leg falling to the ground and rolling out of the ring

JP:If Jeff wakes up he could win this match and end it

Ray:END IT! Wake up Jeff! stop this madness now

JP:Shut it Ray he's out cold he wont be waking up soon

Alex then slides two tables out from under the ring and he sets one up on the side of the ring.Alex then lifts the other one onto the first table.Alex climbs to the apron and sets the second table up on top of the first one making a double stacked table.Alex then slides into the ring and climbs up the ladder.Alex makes it up after what seemed to be a struggle for him with the injured leg.Alex then begins taunting and motioning to the crowd that he is gonna back drop Jeff off the ladder.He grabs Jeff's waist and begins to flip Jeff.But during the flip Jeff grabs a hold of Alex's waist dragging him off with him. They fly over the ropes and Jeff hits an Angel Driver sending them crashing through the two double stacked tables Ray then screams and faints while JP screams in shock as both men lie on the floor not moving one bit

JP:What on Gods Green earth...Jeff may have just killed himself...and Alex along with him this is such a blockbuster of a match and this isn't even the main even please stay tuned after our short commercial break to see what will happen next...*(whispering to himself*this is pure carnage

The screen fades to black and they go to commercial

TBC by Alex Stall or Whoever is going to end it

OOC:There is the monster post Alex what ya think man?