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Post by soundlab on Mar 1, 2007 10:07:01 GMT -5
gahwo.proboards55.com/index.cgi?board=rpcontracts&action=display&thread=1168376337The lights in the arena start to flicker red as Tilt-a-whirl by the insane clown posse plays over the P.A. Soundlab is crouched at the top of the ramp he is wearing cut off jeans and his white and black motor bike leather jacket. His dreadlocks are hanging over his face as he slowly rises he flicks them from his face to revile his trade mark black and white clown face paint. Lizze: Making his way to the ring weighing in at 234 pounds, and Hailing from Southampton England by way of the Dark Carnival and a member of the Covern. He is the insane wicked clown known only as...SOUNDLABSL sprints to the ring and slides in. Once inside he stands on the bottom rope with one foot on the middle rope and leans toward the crowd. As the camera closes in on his face he spits his chewing gum into it.
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Post by Lrey on Mar 3, 2007 16:24:49 GMT -5
Across My Nation comes over the speakers(aka old Raw theme song). The words Duece's are wild appears over the triton. Then the words The Wild card, followed by The Tap. The music keeps going as finally the words everyone was waiting for appear over the triton. The crowd erupts going crazy as these words appear and Duece runs out as they do. Duece is wearing a black beanie that has a two dollar bill stitched in it. Duece also has a pain of green cargo shorts and a black zip-up hoody. Duece waves to the crowd with one hand as he has a skateboard held tightly in the other. Duece starts walking down the ramp slowly still waving. J.P.: Well here he is the famous skater who was first founded right here at GHW as a Fighty fighty person Duece! And tonight he has a chance at the Test of Honor Championship. Alo one more announcement it has been told tht Duece's first skateboarding dvd will be out in a number of days and is named Call of the Wild!Ray: Well if his friends are sexy to all I can say is that this will be a block buster, and I mean I'm gonna be busting down the block to get mine. Wow Duece has a body. What I would do just to walk to him.J.P.: Also we are sponsored by Trojan condoms, Pleasure you want and Protection you Trust. And we are also oming to you live from U.S. Bank Arena in Cincinati, Ohio.Duece walks up to a young man and starts to hand him the skateboard, but before he can a pen is shoved in his face to sign it. Duece quickly signs it and hands it to the young man. As he is walking down the ramp people are holding out paper and pens wanting autographs but Duece keeps walking not able to stop. Lizzie: The following match is a Last Man Standing match and is for The Test Your Honor Championship. The only way to win this match is to knock your opponent out for 10 seconds without touching them. And now Making his way to the ring, he is "The Wild Card" Duece!Duece raises his arms in the air as she says his name, and he smiles wildly towards the crowd. Duece finally makes it to the ring and climbs the steel steps slowly. He then crawls in the ring and jumps up onto a turnbuckle and raises his arms to the crowd, he then jumps down as the ring bell sounds.
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Post by soundlab on Mar 6, 2007 14:41:20 GMT -5
As Duce turns around he is meet with a kick to the gut from SL. As he doubles up soundlab derives him into the mat with a devastating DDT.
JP: Well is seems that the wicked clown is wasting no time here tonight
Ray: what do you think he looks like under all that face paint
SL climbs out of the ring and starts to hunt under the ring
JP; i don't know and don't care all i know it that Duece had better make some kind of offense before this mad man finds a weapon
Ray: Its just i always like the pretty goody two shoes, But every one likes a bit of rough now and again
JP: what the hell are you talking about
Ray: I know he has scares but... he has got muscle tone
JP: Ray
Ray: hum
JP: I hate you
Soundlab reappears from under the ring with a box of light tubes. He grabs one from the box and holds it above his head turning back to the ring as Duece flys from the turnbuckle to the outside knocking SL down and shattering the light tube between them.
Ray: OH my god Duece...He could be hurt
JP: I thought you where into Soundlab tonight
Ray: No i was just wondering what that wonderfully toned and scared body, glistening with sweat, breathing heavly...panting as i cleaned the face paint and the blood from his face..
JP: Ray stop it
Ray: what... oh but Duece could be hurt
Both men lay on the arena floor as Duece reaches for the guard rail to help himself up SL is still doubled up on the floor after taking the high risk maneuver from Duece.
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Post by Lrey on Mar 7, 2007 22:37:46 GMT -5
Duece picks Soundlab up off the mat to his feet, but instead of placing him on his feet, he slams his kidney into the guard rail a few times, then sets him aside to gain some strength. SL grabs his back in pain and falls on one knee outside the ring. Duece grabs Soundlab by the hair now and pushes him into the ring. Duece then slides in and picks Soundlab to his feet and places him between his legs. Duece the wraps his arms around SL's waist and picks him up in a Powebomb position. Soundlab starts to flail his arms wildly trying to wiggle out before the inevitable happens. SL somehow through the flailing of his arms, catches DC off guard and hits him in the face and DC falls with Soundlab in a Seated Senton position. Soundlab jumps off DC right off and stands to the side waiting for Duece to stand on his feet.
J.P.: Well this match has been pretty hectic already. And well throw two combustible elements in a match like The Wild Card and the Wicked Clown and well you get one hell of a fire.
Ray: And well these two men have fire in their step, god they are sexy, I only wish I could be with one of them, and have Soundlab wash off that ugly face paint.
As Duece stands to his feet, Soundlab runs at him full force and dropkicks the back of his head, this attempt however instead of knocking Duece down only makes him angry. DC now with a horrible look on his face, turns to meet Sondlab face to face. Duece grabs Soundlabs arm and bends it behind his back. Duece to apply more pressure picks p Soundlab a little, or what much his muscles will allow. Duece the places Soundlab on his feet and spins him around to face him once more. Duece then puts his head by Soundlabs side and wraps his arms around his waist and picks him up slamming him backwards in a Northern Lights Suplex. But by doing so, SL also causes Duece damage by bending his back farther than should be and also slamming his head/neck into the canvas.
Ray: Well these two men love fighting, if only they loved me that way. I'm gonna get these two to fight for my love. Maybe then Soundlab will wash the face paint off.
J.P.: Ray... Shut up before I hurt you.
Ray: Was that a threat or a promise baby? *winks at J.P.*
TBC
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