Match 1. Wreckingball vs. Rattlesnake, Singles.

[Human Wreckingball/ Cosmos!]

*Saturday Night Revelation theme music plays, as shots of various members of the roster performing various stupid/ crazy moves are seen. Finally, the video cuts to the announcer's desk.*

JP: Welcome one, welcome all...to another magnificent Saturday Night Revelation. Where we do the matches no-one else will.
Ray: Hey! We have two singles matches tonight.
JP: Yeah......now that new guy, Devin's running things, maybe some of the stars'll stay out of hospital.
Ray: Oh yeah......I get to see them perform.
JP: Quiet you. You're just there because no-one answered satisfactorily in the "I can do a better job than Ray" competition.
Ray: Who answered?
JP: Not many. Personal safety's a very big thing now, you know?
Ray: So, which sexy hot guy am I watching tonight........
JP: Well.....we have a new recruit later, fighting Vlad...
Ray: Oh yes!
JP: Rhaps and Skorpio...
Ray: Nice, nice.......
JP: But first tonight.........to really get things rolling......
Ray: *pant* *pant*
JP: The Rattlesnake.....
Ray: *pant*
JP: In a singles match against...........The Human Wreckingball!
Ray:......oh.
JP: What do you have against him, he's a nice guy! When he's not angry.....
Ray:....

The arena lights dim to darkness, as stage fog pumps out into the arena from under the ring and entrance ramp.

Quietly, the song "Orion" by Metallica begins to play and grows louder, as clips of Wreckingball throwing his opponents about and generally beating on them appear on the Titantron. There is no other light source......as stage fog slowly fills the bottom of the arena.

As the main solo begins to play, a voice speaks over the music.

Gruff voice: He knows no mercy. He knows only anger and the desire to do what is right. He will unleash devastation on all who oppose him. Join him........or be utterly destroyed!


At that, red spotlights shine down on the arena, revealing a sea of mist.....and a series of loud, red pyrotechnic explosions erupt down the ramp, culminating in all four turnbuckles exploding in plumes of pyrotechnic flame.......

When the explosions cease, a man is standing at the top of the ramp. He is wearing reflective sunglasses, a sleeveless black shirt, black baggy jeans and black boots. He stands, looking calmly up at the crowd, and raises both arms to the crowd in adoration.

Crowd: Yay! Wreckingball! Wreckingball!

Wreckingball grins, and walks slowly down the ramp, shaking hands with the fans at either side of the ramp and talking to them.

Wreckingball enters the ring and picks up a microphone.......

Wreckingball: Good evening, beloved fans! (The fans cheer)
Wreckingball: It's a pleasure to be here tonight.....because I am booked to fight Rattlesnake.....and I have some unfinished business with him! So I would like thank Mr. Devin Bozz for booking this match tonight....maybe Rattlefake (Crowd laugh) can take a little message back to the Coven!

Wreckingball (shouts): Because........tonight, I will show him what happens when someone stands in the way of the Human Wreckingball! I am the Human Wreckingball...and Rattlefake is scheduled for demolition!

(Crowd cheer very loudly)
Wreckingball: And next week.....at Total Carnage........SO ARE THE COVEN!

(Crowd cheer but many boo....)

JP: Oh thats fighting words where I come from.

TBC

[darkness]

Ray: Looks like Human Wreckingball is ready for a fight Jimmy.

Jp: That he may be Ray , but is he ready for someone the size and aggression of Rattle Snake.

Ray: We will soon find out Jimmy.
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BEHOLD THE KING ... THE KING OF KINGS[/shadow]

King of Kings by Motorhead echoes thru out the arena as Rattle Snake appears on the stage greeted by a chorus of boos from all the GHW fans. Pointing to the ring Rattle Snake gets a sick , twisted grin across his face , then he raises both of his huge arms flexing his massive biceps.

Walking to the ring Rattle Snake threatens a few of the crowd who are being rather vocal and foolish taunting and insulting the behemoth of a man.

Ray: He doesn't appear to be happy Jimmy.

Jp: Does he ever appear that he's in anything other than a foul mood ?

Sliding under the rope Rattle Snake gets back to his feet and walks to each of the corner posts raising his arms and showing off his muscular physique. Wreckingball standing just out side the ring waiting for his opponent looks towards his loyal fans mocking the big man while moving his finger in a slicing motion across his throat.

While Human Wreckingball has his back turnt too Rattler he gets nailed from the top by a flying behemoth. Quikly recovering Wreckingball rolls out of the way from a viscious stomp aimed directly at his skull and chops blocks the back of the knee sending Rattler to one knee.

Ray: Rattle Snake can't even wait for the bell ...

Jp: Now we will see how truly ready Wreckingball is to fight such a monster.

Ray: Lets hope Wreckingball hasn't done his home work Jimmy , I want to see the goody two shoes demolished .. not Rattle Snake.

Jp: Always something with you Ray isn't it ...

Human Wreckingball begins delivering a series of brutal fists to the head of Rattle Snake. Not having a lot of effect in a hurry Wreckingball then adds his big boots into the fray and aims for the side of the face. Rattle Snake getting more annoyed than anythig else roughly grabs Wreckingball and throws himin the ring while the bell rings signalling the start of the match.

Ray: It's offically underway Jimmy .. now we will see who is ready for a battle.

Jp: Damn straight we will Ray. Theres nothing like a challenge tobring out the best in people and find out once and for all what they are made of.

As Rattle Snake slides in the ring Wreckingball rolls to his feet and turns around just as Rattle Snake sttempts to get to his feet and drops an elbow that lands directly on target. Rattle Snake goes to sweep the legs of Human Wreckingball with his massive arms ... but Wreckingball almost laughs as he jumps the arms which seem to be in slow motion.

Tbc Wreckingball.

[Human Wreckingball/ Cosmos!]

OOC: Nice intro man....

Wreckingball jumps over the arms, and backwards out of Rattlesnake's way, rolling onto the mat and up onto his feet....

Wreckingball: Oh, you're slow man! What happened, Vlad stopped giving you the little white candies? (Crowd begin laughing.........)

Wreckingball and Rattler begin exchanging heavy punches, Wreckingball trying to block as many as possible, while Rattler doesn't bother, he simply soaks them up......Although Wreckingball is protecting his face quite effectively, large, purple blotches are already appearing on both of his arms. In desperation, Wreckingball lowers his guard to try and distract Rattlesnake into attacking his unguarded face....a slow, powerful haymaker backed by all of Rattlesnake's power slams forward, but Wreckingball jumps back, away from the fist....Wreckingball thrusts both feet out, kicking Rattlesnake firmly in the midsection.

JP: Nice work there, from Wreckingball. He might finally live up to his name....

Rattlesnake crumples over, and Wreckingball steps over his head, preparing for a Pedigree......but Rattlesnake stands up, with Wreckingball perched on his shoulders with both legs around his neck......Rattlesnake grabs his head and legs, lifts him up and simply hurls Wreckingball off his body.....

Ray: A very nice gorilla press from Rattlesnake..........
JP: And Wreckingball goes crashing to the mat!

Wreckingball slams into the mat, and Rattlesnake is on top of him almost immediately, crushing his chest and using his hands to force down both shoulders.....

Referee: 1.............! 2..................!
Wreckingball kicks out, briefly lifting one shoulder off the mat. Rattlesnake turns to the referee, with anger in his eyes, as Wreckingball continues to drag himself out from underneath him. While Rattlesnake begins arguing with the referee, Wreckingball quietly climbs the turnbuckle, and jumps off, arms forward. Wreckingball wraps his arms around Rattlesnake's chest and forces him to the mat. Lots of cameras begin flashing, as they photograph the awesome diving spear from Wreckingball.

Wreckingball repositions himself onto Rattlesnake's chest, and begins punching him heavily in the arms and face............Rattlesnake barely notices it, even though Wreckingball carries on pounding away. Rattlesnake simply pushes Wreckingball off heavily, and leaves him lying on the floor, out of breath....

JP: A single push from Rattler's worse than a minute of being punched in the face by Wreckingball!? What sort of man is this?
Ray: A very sexy one, ooohhh yeah!

Rattlesnake grins down at Wreckingball, and just as Wreckingball begins to get up, Rattlesnake jumps and splashes across his body forcing him back to the mat. Rattlesnake waits, for Wreckingball to try and climb back up, and as soon as he does, jumps into a Gamengiri, aiming for Wreckingball's head. At the last minute, Wreckingball ducks and grabs Rattlesnake's leg with both hands, twisting on it and bringing Rattlesnake to the ground, lying on his stomach...

JP: Well, you don't see anything like that everyday.......
Ray: A good counter from Wreckingball....I have to admit.

Wreckingball keeps a hold on the leg and sits on Rattlesnake's back, wrenching backwards on his leg, and Wreckingball himself almost lying down on Rattlesnake's back, pulling the leg as far back as possible. The referee rushes over to Rattlesnake, but instead of tapping out, Rattlesnake drags slowly across the ring to the ropes. Rattlesnake grabs a rope, and four seconds later, Wreckingball gives the leg a final sharp twist and reluctantly breaks the hold.

TBC

[darkness]

After releasing the hold wreckingball begins to stomp the leg as Rattler is almost curlewd into a ball holding his injured leg. Wreckingball then runs backwards towards the rope and on the rebound attempts a dropkick to the leg , but Rattle rolls out ofthe way and Wreckinball almost throws him self out of the ring.

Jp: That was a smart move by Rattle Snake.

Ray: Yayy .. Rattle Snake moved out of the way ..

Getting back to his feet slightly limping on his leg Rattler walks over to Wreckingball who is half under the bottom rope holding his back. Using the ropes Rattle Snake places Wreckingballs head on the ropes and stands on the rope above usingthem to choke Human wreckingball. Quickly the ref comes over and starts to count , only reaching 3 before Rattler releases the hold. Wreckingball starts to roll around screamig in painfrom the rope being forced onto his throat while Rattler still limping taunts his opponent.

Ray: Thats rubbing his opponents face in it Jimmy.

Human Wreckingball gets back to his feet using the ropes for support. Being near the corner Rattler goes to charge Wreckingball , but Hw moves out of the way easily throwing Rattle Snake should first into the steel post.

Jp: That is solid steel Ray .. they have no give in them what so ever .. I bet Rattle Snake's shoulder is dislocated after that move.

Ray: I don't know aout dislocated JImmy .. but it will hurt like hell after that counter.

Rattler still being in the corner Hw runs upto him and jumps on his back forcing him face first into the corner turbuckle. Jumping to back to his feet , this time Wreckingball taunts his opponent recieving thousands of cheers and approval from the audience.

[Human Wreckingball/ Cosmos!]

Wreckingball continues playing to the crowd, until Rattlesnake kicks back.......into Wreckingball's chest. Wreckingball staggers backwards, into the centre of the ring...then Rattlesnake turns and charges at Wreckingball. At the last minute, Rattlesnake jumps, so his entire body impacts against Wreckingball's midriff, and Wreckingball crumples into the far turnbuckle, crushed under Rattlesnake's huge body. Wreckingball sits, breathless and powerless, as Rattlesnake lifts his arms into the air, taunting the crowd.

Crowd: Booo! Hiss. Kick his butt Wreckingball!

Rattlesnake dives to one side, bringing an elbow down into Wreckingball's stomach....
Wreckingball: *gasp*
Wreckingball grabs the arm, and pulls on it, trying to pull Rattlesnake over, but he fails, and he settles for kicking out at the back of his leg. As soon as Rattlesnake begins to fall.....Wreckingball climbs to his feet and punches him firmly in the stomach. Rattlesnake simply folds over under the force of the blow, and Wreckingball slips his arms quickly under Rattlesnake's armpits, locks them together and jumps, bringing himself and Rattlesnake to the mat!

JP: A textbook DDT there from Wreckingball, looks like he could be back in the running after that beating he got.
Ray: It's a double underhook DDT actually. *Ray simpers*
JP: Stop that.

Wreckingball crawls over Rattlesnake's chest, going for a pin......
Referee:...1....!
Rattlesnake breaks the pin, easily. Wreckingball tries to cover him again, but Rattlesnake grabs his face, and lifts him, with one hand to a standing position. He places his leg behind Wreckingball's, and uses his other arm to force him over the leg and to the mat.......

Ray: Clawhold STO, a classic. Now if only I could get my claws into him, meow!
JP: You disgust me.

Wreckingball begins to climb to his feet, but Rattlesnake boots him in the ribs and Wreckingball flops down again.
Rattlesnake attempts a cover.......
Referee: 1..............2.........
Wreckingball briefly lifts a shoulder and Rattlesnake is forced to break the pin. Rattlesnake begins to drag Wreckingball over to the turnbuckle, but Wreckingball begins kicking him with his free leg, until Rattlesnake lets go of him. Wreckingball boots Rattlesnake again in the body, and climbs up to the turnbuckle. He salutes the crowd, who cheer wildly, and leaps off, onto Rattlesnake, who is now forced back to the mat. Wreckingball stands, dizzily, and turns Rattlesnake onto his back. Wreckingball grabs Rattlesnake's leg, and twists the leg, flipping Rattlesnake over to the front. Wreckingball steps over the leg, locks his own legs securely around it and drops onto Rattlesnake. Wreckingball then wraps both arms around Rattlesnake's head and leans back, putting as much pressure on Rattlesnake's whole body as possible....

JP: Wow. Wreckingball pulled that out of nowhere....
Ray: Hang in there Rattlesnake....
JP: But it's the Demolition-Mission! They're supposed to tap now!
Ray: Come on Rattley-poo....

Rattlesnake crawls to the ring ropes, and the referee begins counting.
Ref: 1..........2...............3.................4........
Wreckingball breaks the hold, just before the referee can say "Five"....

TBC

[darkness]

Holding his leg with his anger very quickly rising Rattle Snake uses the rope to slide out of the ring as Wreckingball argues with the ref. From no where Rattler grabs Hw's leg from the outside and partly trips Wreckingball , who starts to argue then with Rattle Snake who jumps on to the apron and takes Hw by the throat and jumps back to the mat slamming Wreckingballs head on the rope almost hanging him.

Jp: Ring the bell .. ring the damn bell .. that was a blatant illegal move !!

Ray: I didn't see any thing illegal about it Jimmy ... Rattle Snake was just taking advantag of a situation.

Jp: A situation that could of taken Human Wreckingballs head off his shoulders.

Ray: Quit being a cry baby Jimmy ...

Jp: { belts Ray over the head with his wood folder }

Wreckingball staggering around the side of the ring from a nasty attempt at hanging gets nailed from behind by a Pumphandle fallaway slam. Rattle Snake quickly covers for a pin but barely gets a 2 count before Wreckingball kicks out. Complaining to the ref about a slow bs count Rattler gets slammed from behind with a lo blow.

Jp: Well thats unusual tactics by Human Wreckingball , going for a cheap shot below the belt.

Ray: Maybe he can go below my ...

Jp: SHUT IT Ray .. not another word !!

Following up the cheap shot Wreckingball stomps on the back of Rattle Snake taking the bohemoth down and then lays waist to his leg once again with a series of stomps and elbow drops. Taking advantage Wreckingball attemps to lock in a STF , but a series of punches and elbows ensues with Human Wreckingball eventually getting the advantage and able to lock in the submission hold. Rattle Snake furious at his opponent always going for his legs swears at Wreckingball who looses his concentration long enough for the big man to get a arm free. beeing able to get partly free Rattler uses his arm to begin battering Wreckingball who reluctantly releases the hold under a barrage of fists and hair pulling.

Jp: Looks like Rattle Snake is returning the under table tactics.

Ray: ....

Jp: Dont even say what you were going to Ray .. forget i even open my mouth ..

Holding his head from several blows by a fry pan size fist Wreckingball doesn't see a massive size 26 boot that lands directly on target almost taking his head right off his shoulders. Once Hw is on the ground he begins to choke Wreckingball until the refbreaks it up. Struggling to breath and recover oxygen in to his burning lungs Wreckingball recieves a giant leg drop once again across his throat making it even more painfull to breath. As Rattler attempts tp drop another massive leg Wreckingball some how rolls out of the way and drops to the outside of the ring to recover.

Jp: Smart move by Human Wreckingball .. slow the moment of the giant down so he can'tinjure you any more.

Ray: Hate to agree with you Jimmy .. but Hw certainly is a smart Fighty fighty person , altho he is a good two shoes.

Stepping out of the ring Rattler chops at the chest of Wreckingball before roughly grabbing him by the hair . Just as Rattle Snake brings wreckingballs head down to the solid steel steps , Wreckingball out of no where is able to land a drop toe hold throwing the behemoth face first into the steel opening up his forehead.

Ray: OMG Jimmy .. this is getting brutal very quickly.

While Rattlers head is still partly on the steps Wreckingball looks around with a sadistic , sly grin on his face .. grabbing Rattler by the hair Hw slams his face into the steps atleast another dozen times before Rattle Snake falls limply to the mat. Just as the ref gets to 8 Human Wreckingball rolls into the ring breaking the count and quickly rolls back out as the count gets to 9.

tb finished soon

[Human Wreckingball/ Cosmos!]

Wreckingball staggers back into the ring, after another nine seconds of rest, and notices Rattlesnake beginning to get to his knees, ready to get up again. Wreckingball kicks him savagely in the face, with a sickening crunch. Rattlesnake jumps up, howling....and the crowd can see that his nose is crooked....and dripping blood.....

Wreckingball backs away, laughing and grinning....
Wreckingball: Heh. I think you look much more ****ing pretty now.

(The crowd cheer, wildly and loudly)

JP: What the...!? Wreckingball's broken his nose...
Ray: Just let this end....he's so big and sexy...and I liked his nose too....

Rattlesnake bellows in fury........and runs towards Wreckingball with his arm outstretched for a clothesline. Wreckingball grabs his arm easily, and hurls him into the ropes. Rattlesnake bounces off the ropes and comes flying back towards Wreckingball....who prepares to ram his fist straight into his throat.....Rattlesnake dodges the blow, and carries on running. Rattlesnake bounces off the far ropes.....and lifts his arm, striking Wreckingball in the back of the head with his forearm. Wreckingball collapses to the mat, not expecting the blow.........

Rattlesnake turns him over, grabs his legs and twists them, bringing Wreckingball back over to his back. Rattlesnake then stands, stretching Wreckingball's twisted legs upwards, putting pressure on his body and spine....Wreckingball's face is a mask of agony, as he tries to crawl to the ropes........and Rattlesnake allows him to crawl almost to the ropes...only to pull him back when he is just about to reach them...

Crowd: Holy ****! Holy ****!
JP: Holy **** indeed. I don't know how much more of this Wreckingball can take!
Ray: Rattlesnake had better keep Wreckingball there....because if Wreckingball breaks out...he will be seriously ****ed. Plus I like to fantasise about him in that position, helpless....
JP: I'll tell him you said that.
Ray:......I didn't say anything.

After a tense while of Wreckingball dragging himself closer to the ropes.....he flops down, and raises his hand, ready to tap out....the referee rushes over, and Rattlesnake turns to watch Wreckingball concede the match....Wreckingball lifts his hand....and Rattlesnake turns to watch, releasing the pressure on his legs a little. Wreckingball powers himself forwards, using the hand to hook his finger around the ring ropes!

The referee laughs, and Wreckingball grins, weakly....

JP: I almost feel sorry for Rattlesnake. Wreckingball tricked him quite nicely....and maybe bought himself another couple of minutes of fighting time before he loses consciousness?
Ray: Oh my. Unconscious Wreckingball.....I'm on the up and up!
JP: Well, Wreckingball does have a reputation as a tough guy.......but Rattlesnake is unstoppable, and he hits harder than Wreckingball as well...

Wreckingball waits for Rattlesnake to release his legs, then kicks upwards, planting his toes into Rattlesnakes stomach....but making sure the heel ends up in his groin. Rattlesnake staggers from the blow, allowing Wreckingball time to get to his feet. The referee stands, thinking....and allows the match to continue.

Ray: That was blatantly illegal!
JP: The referee thinks otherwise, and so do I....the blow was technically to the stomach. Its not my fault his foot slipped.

Wreckingball is back up to his feet, leaning on the ring ropes for support....when Rattlesnake charges him, jumping to try and bring his size 26 boot to Wreckingball's chest in an attempt to break a few of Wreckingball's bruised ribs.....Wreckingball falls to one side before the blow hits and tumbles onto the mat, whereas Rattlesnake's foot and leg goes through the ropes, momentarily trapping him. Wreckingball uses this free moment to step behind Rattlesnake, wrap his arm around his head...and Wreckingball flings himself backwards, rolling at the moment of impact to avoid an injury. Rattlesnake, however, lands awkwardly on his neck.......

Wreckingball pulls his foot out of the ropes and covers him, hooking the ropes with his own feet for extra leverage....as Wreckingball's entire weight is forced onto Rattler's chest and shoulders...

Referee: 1.........2.........
Rattlesnake briefly lifts a shoulder.....

Ray: He did it again! That's illegal too!
JP: He held it for less than five.

TBC




OOC: Sorry about the nose break, I figured this was Rattler, and it would probably just make him more livid- and improve his fighting ability.