Post by chemodeus on Jan 6, 2007 9:58:46 GMT -5
As E.L.D is walking back stage with his head bowed down mumbling something about a volcano and laughing to himself as he bumps in to KingBear.
Before Kb can speak and tell E.L.D to watch where he's going El Diablo turns to Kingbear and tilts his his to the side inhaling deeply before talking.
E.L.D:
Greetings Kingbear how are you today?
Kb:
Im stressing out man !
E.L.D:
You better slow down then and take the time to listen to the voices of nature so you don't end up in a flower bed.
Kb:
{ Puzzled expression on his face. }
E.L.D:
Mind if El Diablo asks you some questions?
{Thinks for a moment}
Kb:
Sure i can spare 5 minutes. Do i need a dictionary for these questions?
E.L.D:
That won't be required unless you seek answers.
First question ... What is your favorite type of food.
{Smiles slightly raising an eye brow}
Kb:
That ones easy Diablo .. Spaghetti.
E.L.D:
Ok. Second question .. What is your favorite color?
{thinks for a moment scratching his head}
Kb:
ahah .. It would have to be green.
E.L.D:
Fair enough. third question .. If you were at a fork in the road and had the choice left or right which direction would you take?
{thinks deeply for a moment trying to decide if Diablo is just playing tricks.}
Kb:
I'd have to say i would go left , seems im left handed.
E.L.D:
Very well. Last question .. Would you prefer hot or cold?
{Scratches his head wondering if this is a trick question.}
Kb:
I guess i would prefer cold, I don't like the heat too much.
As El Diablo thinks to himself Kingbear wonders whats going to happen next while tapping his feet impatiently.
E.L.D:
KingBear you have been judged thru these questions and deemed unworthy of jumping in the volcano and taking the final leap of faith.
Kb:
Ok .. See now this is why I asked if i need a dictionary , cause you are just ... completely not making any sense at all now !!
E.L.D:
You do not understand what El Diablo speaks because you are an unclean heathen. You can not understand where El Diablo came from because you have no clue as to where you are going.
El Diablo has been sent here with his followers from ...
PARTS .. UN .. KNOWN .. To cleanse GHW from all the filth, lies and tyranny of all the UN DOMESTICATED self absorbed normals.
End or Tbc if someone has anything to add i.e comments.
Before Kb can speak and tell E.L.D to watch where he's going El Diablo turns to Kingbear and tilts his his to the side inhaling deeply before talking.
E.L.D:
Greetings Kingbear how are you today?
Kb:
Im stressing out man !
E.L.D:
You better slow down then and take the time to listen to the voices of nature so you don't end up in a flower bed.
Kb:
{ Puzzled expression on his face. }
E.L.D:
Mind if El Diablo asks you some questions?
{Thinks for a moment}
Kb:
Sure i can spare 5 minutes. Do i need a dictionary for these questions?
E.L.D:
That won't be required unless you seek answers.
First question ... What is your favorite type of food.
{Smiles slightly raising an eye brow}
Kb:
That ones easy Diablo .. Spaghetti.
E.L.D:
Ok. Second question .. What is your favorite color?
{thinks for a moment scratching his head}
Kb:
ahah .. It would have to be green.
E.L.D:
Fair enough. third question .. If you were at a fork in the road and had the choice left or right which direction would you take?
{thinks deeply for a moment trying to decide if Diablo is just playing tricks.}
Kb:
I'd have to say i would go left , seems im left handed.
E.L.D:
Very well. Last question .. Would you prefer hot or cold?
{Scratches his head wondering if this is a trick question.}
Kb:
I guess i would prefer cold, I don't like the heat too much.
As El Diablo thinks to himself Kingbear wonders whats going to happen next while tapping his feet impatiently.
E.L.D:
KingBear you have been judged thru these questions and deemed unworthy of jumping in the volcano and taking the final leap of faith.
Kb:
Ok .. See now this is why I asked if i need a dictionary , cause you are just ... completely not making any sense at all now !!
E.L.D:
You do not understand what El Diablo speaks because you are an unclean heathen. You can not understand where El Diablo came from because you have no clue as to where you are going.
El Diablo has been sent here with his followers from ...
PARTS .. UN .. KNOWN .. To cleanse GHW from all the filth, lies and tyranny of all the UN DOMESTICATED self absorbed normals.
End or Tbc if someone has anything to add i.e comments.