The Main Event: Skull vs Gnarfflinger the Butcher

[gnarfflinger]

Lizzie: Ladies and Gentlemen, this match is our main event. It is scheduled for one fall with no disqualifications, and it is for the Championship! (OOC: If someone wants to edit it for which belt is on the line I won't argue...)

The Lights go out. "99 Ways to Die" by Megadeth blasts over the Loud Speakers. Gnarffligner the Butcher is coming down the Aisle with a shopping cart full of weapons, whish he empties into the ring. Frying pans, barbed wire, Hockey sticks, a baseball bat, some beer bottles, a staple gun, a belt, a bull whip, a length of rope, a length of chain, a tire iron...

Lizzie: Please welcome the Challenger, From West Lorne Ontario Canada, weighing in at 277 pounds, Ganrfflinger the Butcher!

The Crowd cheers...

The Butcher is heard singing "It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas" while he goes under the ring for street signs, steel chairs, a table, a trash can. Even a spare timekeeper's bell is found...

JP: If you hung him for being a good singer, you'd be hanging an innocant man...

Ray: I'll bet he's hung quite well...

JP: If you start that again, I'm throwing you in the ring with those two sick bastards...

Ray: That sounds good...

JP: I'm going to hurt you, Ray...

The Butcher is seen spreading thumbtacks in the ring as the camera changes angle to await the entrance of the Champion...

TBC: Skull or anyone to interfere...

[emblem]

As The Camera looks around, they see Emblem coming down the ramp, who raises his thumb up for Gnarff. Gnarff nods at Emblem, who walks around the ring, taunting a small bit, and walking to the commentators table.

JP: Whats this? Emblem? What are you doing here?
Emblem: Is it possible if I join you guys here?
Ray: I have no problem with that!
JP: Well, here's a headset. Why are you here actually?
Emblem: I know these guys from previous federations. I like them so much, I love to see their matches, and the fact is that these guys were always insane and still are. This match reminds me of all the previous federations Ive been in.
Ray: SWF, ASWF, SCW, Yep we know. Glad to have you here.
Emblem: I am glad to be here, now lets await the other Superstar, Gnarff is almost eating himself in that ring..

[emblem]

Ray: Well, Skull will be here in a minute, but could you tell us something about Gnarfflinger we do not know?

Emblem: Thats gonna be a hard one, because, well, his actions say more then words. I have never fought him in match liek this, mostly in normal matches, and you could even see him use weapon there. This match is really Christmas for him, as he is singing it already.

JP: But, as you made quite clear, you like him, as a Fighty fighty person.

Emblem: Yes, his style might be very killing, but it has some energy in it. Singing Christmas songs, the frying pan....you should see him at a SWF or ASWF Bar Brawl. Ill tell you, he is so glad to be in it, that he becomes a one man wrecking crew. He grabs everything he can, and smashes everyone he can.

Ray: According to some resources we have, you never participated in the ASWF bar brawl, or at least, not much.

Emblem: Logically, because I was the owner of the bar. ASWF paid for everything, but an owner can sit back an enjoy, and when somebody wanted to attack me, I ghrabbed my barbwired baseball bat from under the counter

JP: And what about the previous owner? Wasnt he heartbroken to see his bar torn down?

Ray: Crazy Joe? He was a hardcore legend, and, to make it a joke, he watched too, hell, during the bar brawl, he had a kendo stick laying next to my baseball bat!

[Skull]

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The lights fade out to a dim red glow and Sweet Dreams by Probot plays throughout the arena as Skull walks out onto the stage accompanied by his 3 minions the DS. He is wearing his usual ring gear and hooded cloak but this time he has a mic with him and stops at the top of the ramp signaling for the music to stop.

Lizzie: And introducing the cha-

Skull: Wo wo wo wo WO! Hold on a damn minute. What the f**k did you just say Lizzie?

Lizzie: I-

Skull: I heard what you said! I was not informed that this was a title match. I am not defending my title he tonight.

As Skull finishes loud chants of you're a pussy can be heard around the arena.

Skull: I ... You ... SHUT UP! Fine the title's on the line.

Skull walks down the ramp but doesn't enter the ring.

Emblem: I remember a time when Skull wasn't such a coward. He actually did what he claims, install fear into his opponents hearts. Now he's just an opportunist. A sick and insane opportunist.
JP: One thing we always say about Skull though is that he has so much skill if he just uses it rather then constantly cheating.
Emblem: Yeah I know, I've been in the ring with him. Actually I don't think Skull and Gnarfflinger have ever faced each other.

Skull takes off his cloak revealing the GHW Charging Glory Championship around his waist but instead of going into the ring he sends in the DS armed with kendo sticks.

The first one slides into the ring and charges at Gnarfflinger but he throws him over his back knocking him senseless. The second one slides in but Gnarfflinger picks up the the first one's stick and uses it it take out the second one with one shot to the head. Finally the third one slides in but is taken out by a hard frying pan shot to the head.

Ray: well, that was sure useful.

With no other plan Skull reluctantly makes his way up the steps and into the ring hoping for the best.

[gnarfflinger]

As Skull climbs to the apron, the Minions also get to the Apron with Steel Chairs this time...

JP: They've upped the ante this time.

Ray: I almost feel sorry for that sick bastard.

JP: Which one?

Emblem: Take your pick. Gnarfflinger has elevated his bloodlust since arriving in GHW.

Gnarfflinger delivers a drop kick to knock Skull off the apron. Then a minion comes up from behind the Butcher only to get an elbow to the nads and a back body drop over the top rope and onto Skull. The Second minion approaches from the right side, but charges into a superkick, driving the chair into his face then gets press slammed into Skull and the first minion. the Third minion also comes up behind the Butcher. The third minion receives another frying pan shot to the head, then gets pushed against the ropes taking a Vandaminator sending him over the top rope and onto Skull and the other two minions. The Butcher then sets up a chain near the ropes, bounces off the far ropes, goes up the chair, springboards off the top rope and uses the frying pan to deliver an Arabian Skull Crusher to Skull andalso knock over the minions!

Crowd: Holy S*** chant.

JP: The Butcher has taken out the minions again, Skull will have to do his own dirty work...

Ray: I'd like to do his Dirty work...

Emblem: Good Idea, you get in the ring with Gnarffligner. Take this bell, you'll need it.

JP: But What does Skull have to do to stop the Butcher?

Emblem: I don't know, but the Coven couldn't figure it out...

Gnarfflinger then throws Skull into the ring. He smokes each of the minions again with the Frying pan for good measure, but as he slides in under the bottom rope, he is met with a kendo stick from Skull to the back. Skull works over the butcher, but with every strike, the Butcher rises a little higher each time, until the two are on their feet. The Butcher then grabs a collar and elbow tie up with Skull, where his strength advantage enables him to power Skull across the table and onto the layer of thumbtacks.

JP: Skull is took the fight to the Butcher but still couldn't get the edge!

Ray: The Butcher has stood up strong and solid and, um, and, um, what was I talking about?

Emblem: I think that Skull let the title go to his head. He's really going to need to find his game fast or Gnarf will destroy him...

As Gnarf goes over to to pick up Skull, Skull drives a handful of thumbtacks into the face of the Butcher. Skull then uses a low blow to bring the Butcher to his hands and knees. Skull then ascends to the top rope and delivers a guilotine leg drop driving his opponent face first into the thumbtacks!

JP: Now Skull has the Butcher where he wants him.

Emblem: Don't count Gnarf out just yet.

Ray: Of course not silly, there are no count outs...

Skull goes over to untie the padding from the top turnbuclke. As he finishes his devious deed, the Butcher catches him with a drop kick sending him face first into the now exposed steel, and follows it up with a german suplex onto the tacks.

JP: The challenger has again regained control of the match!

Ray: Skull, NO, not that lovely man!

Emblem: Skull is not going to have an easy week.

JP: But How long can Gnarf keep the pressure on Skull?

TBC: Skull probably, but anyone really...

[Skull]

Skull gets up only to be scoop slammed back down onto the mat driving the tacks deeper into his back. Gnarfflinger then takes a steel chair, places it on Skull's body and elbow drops on it.

Ray: You weren't lying Emblem. Gnarfflinger could actually destroy Skull tonight and take his title from him.

As Gnarfflinger stalks around the the ring looking for a new weapon Skull slowly gets back to his feet and takes off his now shredded and bloodstained T-shirt. Most of the tacks are still embedded in his back.

Ray: I can't bear to look at Skull's beautiful body all bloodied up like that.
JP: It ain't pretty but it's an effective way to beat down your opponent.

Gnarfflinger finds what he was looking for - a Hockey stick, and charges at Skull with it. He makes a wide swing at Skull's head but Skull manages to duck it and hit Gnarfflinger in the chest with a dropkick, barely missing the tacks on his landing.

Emblem: You need increased ring awareness in hardcore matches. Both of these men are vets in terms of wrestling but in terms of hardcore wrestling Gnarfflinger outweighs Skull in experience. Skull needs to be more careful.

Skull springs back to his feet and picks up the Hockey stick, using it as a rest for a few seconds.

Ray: I don't blame Skull for resting. He's taken a huge beating in this early stage of the match.

Gnarfflinger stumbles back to his feet and Skull creeps behind him with the Hockey stick. Skull wraps the stick around Gnarfflinger's head, holding across his neck and under one of his arms in a Half Nelson/Choke variation.

JP: Great ingenuity by Skull.
Emblem: Not too smart. Gnarf could easily overpower Skull and throw him off.

Gnarfflinger looks to be doing just that and unable to hold him back any longer, Skull wrenches back on the stick pulling Gnarfflinger down to the mat and driving his knees into his back.

JP: Half Nelson Backcracker. That's gotta impress you Emblem
Ray: It impressed me. A lot.

Still holding onto the stick, Skull rolls over taking Gnarf with him to that he is lying on his front with Skull on top of him. Skull then shifts into a crouching position and pulls back on the stick making a Half Nelson/Camel Clutch submission. The ref comes in and asks Gnarfflinger if he wants he submit but he ignores him so Skull pulls back on the hold harder.

Emblem: Gnarf is a big guy and it will take a lot to wear him down. I'm surprised to see Skull play the power game against a much stronger opponent. I guess he's just saving his energy and the high flying moves will come soon.

TBC

[gnarfflinger]

The Ref checks in with the Butcher asking if he wants to quit. The Butcher screams "Hell NO!"

JP: There's no quit in the Butcher. He doesn't know the meaning of the word!

Emblem: Or fear, surrender, defeat...

Ray: He also doesn't know the meaning of the words fashion, sexy, hip or cool.

JP: Ray, shut up...

The Butcher gets his senses, and shifts his head so that his throat is off the stick, relieving the choke. with his right hand, he pulls the leg of Skull. As he continues to writhe within the graple, Skulls knee twists. The sudden burst of pain causes Skull to break the hold and drop the hockey stick. Gnarf lifts Skull into an electric chair position and drops him throat first across the top rope.

JP: The Butcher has escaped the predicament that Skull had him in.

Emblem: That's what I was talking about. You need to keep your wits about you in hardcore action. there are so many more possible predicaments you can be in and so many more options to get out of them.

Ray: Now I shudder to think what that sick freak will do to that lushious Skull...

The Butcher then recovers and grabs the Hockey stick. He drives the blade of the hockey stick into the groin of Skull, causing Ray to weep and Skull to jump slightly, and upon landing, his right knee buckles slightly causing a wince. Gnarfflinger senses the openning and brings the hockey stick down hard across that knee.

JP: And once again, Gnarfflinger has found a weak spot and is ruthlessly targetting it.

Emblem: One thing Gnarffligner does know is pain, and how to inflict it!

Ray: (weeping) No, poor Skull...

Skull has fallen back off the ropes and Gnarffligner has zeroed in for a knee breaker on the injured knee. The Butcher then drags Skull over to the corner, slides under the bottom rope and drives Skull's knee into the steel ring post then applies a figure four around the ring post!

JP: That has got to be painful, but do you really expect Skull to tap out?

Emblem: Not on your life, but if the Butcher can take the aerial moves out of Skull's arsenal, then the Butcher has more of an advantage!

Ray is still sobbing after the grion shot to Skull.

JP: Don't mind him, Emblem, it's just that time of the month...

Seeing their master in such a predicament, the minions move in with kendo sticks to save their master. They begin caning the Butcher while Skull regains his feet...

TBC: Anyone...

[emblem]

JP: Well, Emblem, now that Ray is sobbing somewhat, I wanted to ask you a question.

Emblem: Tell me then.

JP: You told us something about Gnarfflinger in Skulls absense, but could you tell us something about Skull? You obviously like to talk

Emblem: From the moment I was born JP, only problem was that I wasnt able to talk back then. Well, Skull is like....someone you can never figure out,

JP: Right..

Emblem: He is one of the Fighty fighty persons that you can learn to know after a week, but can never understand him in a hundred years. What I have learned sofar, is that he is a bit sick in the head, but he's not stupid. Far from stupid, to be exactly.

JP: Well, he is getting his butt kicked in there...

Emblem: Because this is not his match type probably. He even took preparations now. He had those Dark Soldiers with him, which are always harmed. I felt them inflicting pain, back in SWF. I was supposed to team up with Crusader, and wanted to form a team with him. Skull was now Crusaders enemy, so that made me an enemy too. But that was a long time ago.

JP: Skull his style in the ring, does it fancy you?

Emblem: His mindset makes him ideal for this style. You need to be a little bit sick, insane, or how you want to call it, to do such moves. And quite frankly, this match can turn around every second, like it already happened some times.

JP: You seem to respect both of the Fighty fighty persons here. Is that really true?

Emblem: Yes. Nothing more to say about it, they were in SWF just before me, and they are still here. We werent on the same side for sometimes, but on other times, we were. I have greeat respect for both of them, because they fight until they cannot stand up any more, and thats literally.

JP: Good to hear, surely.

Ray (still sobbing a bit): Dont you think Emblems words were inspiring JP?
JP: Yes, but to what? They almost inspired a greater carnage Ray.
Ray (Weeps again): NOT a greater carnage...Skull...!!

[gnarfflinger]

Skull has now placed a stop sign where he wants it in the ring. He calls for the Minions to return the Butcher to his clutches. The three minions roll the Butcher in under the bottom rope. Skull then delivers a DDT on the Stop sign, rolls Gnarf over and places his right foot on the chest of his downed foe.

Ray: Skull looks impressive as he goes for the cover!

JP: But you can't seriously expect the pinfall with that, can you?

Emblem: Skull isn't expecting the three count, he's trying to send a message to the Butcher, one of sheer contempt.

JP: One...Two...But countered by the Butcher with a Dragon Screw Leg whip and into an Anlke lock!

Emblem: And it's back to that injured right knee. Gnarfflinger is looking to wear Skull down even more.

Ray: At least he's not working the face of Skull...

Skull is showing pain on his face but refuses to tap. The Butcher has now locked the leg and is twisting the ankle for all he's worth (No comments please). Skull pulls himself towards the ropes, dragging the Butcher with him, and as he reaches the edge, the minions pull him forward and out of the ring, catapulting Gnarf throat first into the bottom rope. The Minions resume caning the midsection of the Butcher while Skull roots under the ring.

JP: The Numbers game has caught up to the Butcher yet again!

Emblem: And as long as the attention is on the Minions, Skull can device more dangerous things for the Butcher...

Ray: And it looks like Emblem has found something...

It's a fire extinguisher, which he drives repeatedly into the ribs of the Butcher. Gnarfflinger crumples to the floor, allowing Skull to hammer the Extinguisher into the back of the frying pan wielding mainiac. As Skull rears back, the Butcher lunges forward with a spear and drives Skull back first into the steel steps. He catapults Skull into the Minions, and as the four get up again, he spears all four of them! The Butcher then drags Skull towards the back stage area. He throws Skull into the steel frame around the entrance and they proceed through the backstage area.

JP: Where the hell are they coing...

Emblem: Wherever the Butcher wants them to go...

Ray: Bring him back here, the fans want to see Skull! I want to see Skull!

The two brawl past a caterer's table, where the Butcher gorilla press slams Skull face first into a plate of apricot stuffed chicken.

Ray: That was uncalled for...

the two battle towards the concessions stand. The Butcher grabs a beer from a fan, takes a swallow and slams it into the face of Skull. They brawl through a crowd and over to the T-shirt table, where the Butcher suplexes Skull through the table and starts choking him with a New Era T-shirt. The Butcher then grabs one of Skull's shirts, blows his nose into it and wipes his backside with it before tossing it into Skull's face...

JP: The Butcher is really taking the action to our fans...

Emblem: And he's showed Skull some disrespect in the process...

Ray: Please, Skull, Come back...

They battle to the Men's room. Skull kicks the Butcher in the nads and bangs his head into a sink. He drags the Butcher towards a toilet, but the Gnarfflinger reverses and shoves Skull face first into the bowl and flushes the toilet.

JP: The Brown Swirlie!

Emblem: A favourite of bullies and sick freaks everywhere!

Ray: Gnarfflinger is a monster, he should be stopped!

JP: You go stop him...

The two leave the men's room and continue the fighting to a crowd entrance. The two are seen battling through the crowd! After bouncing Skull off the cement wall, he autographs a Gnarfflinger sign with Skull's blood then executes a drop toe hold bringing Skull face first onto a steel hand hold in middle of the aisle. A drop kick sends Skull tumbling down the stairs. The Butcher finds a skateboard, railslides along the hand rail and into a decapitator taking Skull over the guard rail. Security prevents the minions from following Skull and Gnarff to the ring...

JP: It looks like we're back to 1 on 1 action with Skull against the Butcher as the Minions are not being allowed to return to the ring...

Emblem: And that little tour of the arena was enough to take the minions out of the match. Smart tactics by the challenger.

Ray: Goody, Skull is back!

The two trade shots on the floor when the Butcher tosses Skull under the bottom rope. Skull gets to his feet but staggered a little as the Butcher mounts the top rope. The Btucher delivers a High Cross body driving Skull through the table that was set up in the ring...

TBC: Anyone.

[Skull]

Gnarfflinger moves the scattered splinters of wood out of the way and goes to pin Skull but the ref gets in between them and instead starts a 10 count.

Emblem: This seems fishy to me. Skull's taken one hell of a beating but he wouldn't just lay down. He's probably working on a sneaky plan.
Ray: Plan?! He's got a back full of tacks, an injured knee and he's bleeding from the head! He has more important things to think about than playing possum. Like my undying love for him.

The ref gets to 9 but before he can get to 10 Gnarfflinger pushes him out of the way and roughly pulls Skull to his feet.

Ray: He had the match won! This is just unfair. Isn't there a rule about this?
JP: Well technically yes. Excesivo de Castigo or Excessive Punishment. But as you know Ray it's rarely if ever enforced and personally I'm enjoying Skull getting the beating he deserves. Call it karma, if Skull wrote down a list of every bad thing he did there would be a tree shortage.

Gnarfflinger lifts Skull up into a gorilla press position and runs to the edge of the ring and throws Skull over the top rope. On the down though Skull grabs onto Gnarfflinger's head and stun guns him on the rope but lands hard on his right leg hurting his injured knee.

With Gnarfflinger momentarily stunned Skull takes his chance and limps into the ring. He holds onto the top rope with one hand and starts to kick Gnarfflinger in the gut with his left leg stopping him from getting fully up.

Emblem: Skull is showing his experience here. If he kicked Gnarfflinger with his left leg he'd be putting all his weight on his right knee so holding onto the rope spreads the weight.


Gaining some momentum, Skull gives Gnarfflinger a few blows to the head but the third punch is blocked by the pissed off looking Butcher who clotheslines Skull down to the mat and starts to stomp on him.

Emblem: I wouldn't count him out but it doesn't look like Skull is going to get back into this match.

Gnarfflinger picks Skull back up and irish whips him but Skull somehow reverses it and sends him face first into the previously exposed turnbuckle.
Using the last of his energy Skull climbs the turnbuckle and jumps off landing on Gnarfflinger with a senton.

JP: Senton, the lazy Fighty fighty persons aerial move.
Ray: Lazy? Skull is exhausted. Go for the pin Skull!

[gnarfflinger]

Skull goes for the pin, but the Butcher kicks out. Skull is not pleased, but he grabs the Butcher's frying pan and smacks him with it. Skull continues to gun for the head of the Butcher. Skull trades the Frying pan for a steel chair. He drags the Butcher to the thumbtacks and slams the chair into the back of the Butcher driving him onto the tacks.

JP: Skull has taken over the match...

Ray: Destroy that sick monster, Skull!

Emblem. Skull has an edge now, and he needs to capitalize on it. He needs to inflict serious damage on the Butcher or he's wasting his chance.

Skull drives the edge of the chair into the back of the neck on the Butcher, then lifts him up, whips him to the ropes. He prepares to drive the chair into the throat of the charging butcher, but Gnarf ducks and takes out the injured knee of Skull. The Butcher then delivers a Knee Breaker to the injured knee with the Steel Chair under the knee on the landing. The Butcher then drags Skull to the corner by the right leg, ascends to the second rope and while holding the leg, delivers a leg drop to Skull! Skull writhed in pain holding that injured knee. Gnarfflinger then applies a spinning toe hold, keeping the pressure on that knee.

JP: The Butcher ruthless in destroying that injured knee of Skull.

Ray: No, please gnarf, don't hurt him too bad...

Emblem: Gnarfflinger won't be satisfied with anything less than forcing Skull to tap out. He will keep that punishment coming until Skull gives him the title...

The Butcher then lifts Skull to the top rope where the padding has been removed. the Butcher has seated Skull there with the legs inside. He grabs the injured right leg, climbs the second rope and hops over the ropes bringing the right knee across the exposed steel.

JP: Oh my God, that has to be all Skull can take!

Emblem: The Gnarfflinger seemed to dangle for a split second from the leg of Skull. That can't be good for Skull...

Ray is sobbing uncontrolably.

Gnarffligner returns tot he ring and locks Skull in a Tree of Woe. He produces a Sledge Hammer!

JP: Even I can't watch this. I couldn't even wish this on Ray!

Ray: Not on that sexy Skull!

JP: Maybe I spoke too soon...

The Butcher then drives the head of the Sledge Hammer into the knee of Skull! After a couple shots, the Butcher then gets a sadistic look in his eyes...

Emblem: Excellent placement of the sledge hammer shots. They were to bruise the knee, making it really hurt like a son of a bitch and when the bruising sets in it will impair mobility, making it even harder for Skull to use his aerial attacks!

Gnarffligner has put another table in the ring. After setting it up, applying thumbtacks and barbed wire, lighting it, the Butcher then takes skull to the top rope and delivers an overhead toss sending Skull through the flaming table (as seen in the rebuttal to King bear promo)!

Crowd: Holy S*** chant.

JP: That has to be the end of Skull!

Ray is vomiting.

Emblem: Even I have never seen the Butcher this focused on the destruction of another person!

Gnarfflinger then retrieves the fire extinguisher, puts out Skull and the table, then bludgeons Skull with it. The Butcher then applies a Sharpshooter...

JP: Sharpshooter applied! Will Skull tap?

Ray: Please, Skull, Tap out! SNR needs your beautiful face!

Emblem: I wouldn't hold my breath on Skull tapping out...

TBC: Anyone...

[Vladimir T. Strife]

OOC: This wasn't supposed to be for the title, but as good as it looks so far, I think it makes a worthy title match. So we can go with that.

[Vladimir T. Strife]

match closed