Post by Dave Carter on Jan 7, 2007 13:03:46 GMT -5
Todd Grisham is seen standing somewhere backstage. He looks to be ready to interview someone.
But right then Todd gets cut off as Dave Carter walks beside him.
Dave Carter takes the mic and turns to camera, with Todd standing confused right beside him
Dave pretends crying
Dave Carter stands normal again
Dave's voice turns to kinda idiotic low tone voice as he starts acting again
Dave stops acting and rolls eyes
Dave Carter gets nearer the camera and looks straight to it
Dave stands back from the camera and smiles. Then he trows the mic back to Todd and says something like "Thanks" and walks away. Todd Grisham stands confused looking at Dave Carter walking away, while the screen slowly fades away
OOC: Comments are welcome
Todd Grisham
Hello, I'm Todd Grisham and I'm about to interview one of new GHW superstars, who says that he is going to...
Hello, I'm Todd Grisham and I'm about to interview one of new GHW superstars, who says that he is going to...
But right then Todd gets cut off as Dave Carter walks beside him.
Dave Carter
Todd, I don't know who wore you expecting to interview, but I'm sure that was again one of those thingyy newcomers or one of those Hardcore specialists. Any or the other way, I'm sure that all GHW fans are sick tired of both of those kinda guys. So today, Todd, I'll give you a better interview.
Todd, I don't know who wore you expecting to interview, but I'm sure that was again one of those thingyy newcomers or one of those Hardcore specialists. Any or the other way, I'm sure that all GHW fans are sick tired of both of those kinda guys. So today, Todd, I'll give you a better interview.
Todd Grisham
But, but...
But, but...
Dave Carter
No buts Todd, just be a good boy and stand here for a sec. I want to speak to fans of GHW.
No buts Todd, just be a good boy and stand here for a sec. I want to speak to fans of GHW.
Dave Carter takes the mic and turns to camera, with Todd standing confused right beside him
Dave Carter
Now, before I signed with GHW, I followed what's happening here for quite awhile. And when I did, I asked the board to give me all videos of previous GHW shows. And you know what I figured out when I looked at all of them?
Now, before I signed with GHW, I followed what's happening here for quite awhile. And when I did, I asked the board to give me all videos of previous GHW shows. And you know what I figured out when I looked at all of them?
Todd Grisham
W-what?
W-what?
Dave Carter
That they gave me the damn wrong videos. You see, I asked for video tapes of all SHOWS. But all I saw was whining...
That they gave me the damn wrong videos. You see, I asked for video tapes of all SHOWS. But all I saw was whining...
Dave pretends crying
Dave Carter
"Oh, he won unfair, I want a rematch" or "I'm the best, I deserve I title shot"
"Oh, he won unfair, I want a rematch" or "I'm the best, I deserve I title shot"
Dave Carter stands normal again
Dave Carter
...or pretending to be really "hardcore" or "tough"
...or pretending to be really "hardcore" or "tough"
Dave's voice turns to kinda idiotic low tone voice as he starts acting again
Dave Carter
"I'm gonna brake all you bones" or "I'm gonna show you hell, I'm gonna beat you like crap"
"I'm gonna brake all you bones" or "I'm gonna show you hell, I'm gonna beat you like crap"
Dave stops acting and rolls eyes
Dave Carter
You know what I say to all of this? F*** that. All these so called hardcore, extreme superstars, daredevils, or even those guys, pretending to be from hell, all those.... I have only one thing to say about you all - you are O..L...D... space N...E...W...S...- Old News!
You know what I say to all of this? F*** that. All these so called hardcore, extreme superstars, daredevils, or even those guys, pretending to be from hell, all those.... I have only one thing to say about you all - you are O..L...D... space N...E...W...S...- Old News!
Todd Grisham
Why do you say that, the fans love them.
Why do you say that, the fans love them.
Dave Carter
Oh, come on Todd, don't pretend you don't agree with me. I mean just look around the wrestling world. Every of those guys pretend to be the most hardcore, extreme, high-flying or crazy superstar there ever was. But if you look, you would see, that every god damn wrestling federation, small or big, old or new, has such guys. So only one thing left to say about them - you are old news. The fans need something new and not a thing which they can see at every wrestling federation they look at.
Oh, come on Todd, don't pretend you don't agree with me. I mean just look around the wrestling world. Every of those guys pretend to be the most hardcore, extreme, high-flying or crazy superstar there ever was. But if you look, you would see, that every god damn wrestling federation, small or big, old or new, has such guys. So only one thing left to say about them - you are old news. The fans need something new and not a thing which they can see at every wrestling federation they look at.
Todd Grisham
And you think that you are the thing that fans need?
And you think that you are the thing that fans need?
Dave Carter
Todd, did I ever said that? No I didn't. No, I don't think that. But what thing that I know is how to start a show. You see, the show is not only about wrestling, not about making long and meaningless promos, not about smashing chairs to each other heads and not about pointless arguing who gets to wear a golden belt. No, the show is about satisfying the fans, giving them something new and giving them what they want. And Dave Carter is just the man, who knows what they want.
Todd, did I ever said that? No I didn't. No, I don't think that. But what thing that I know is how to start a show. You see, the show is not only about wrestling, not about making long and meaningless promos, not about smashing chairs to each other heads and not about pointless arguing who gets to wear a golden belt. No, the show is about satisfying the fans, giving them something new and giving them what they want. And Dave Carter is just the man, who knows what they want.
Dave Carter gets nearer the camera and looks straight to it
Dave Carter
So GHW get ready, because the show is about to start.
So GHW get ready, because the show is about to start.
Dave stands back from the camera and smiles. Then he trows the mic back to Todd and says something like "Thanks" and walks away. Todd Grisham stands confused looking at Dave Carter walking away, while the screen slowly fades away
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