Guess Who's Coming to Dinner: the Main Event!

[gnarfflinger]

Lizzie: Ladies and Gentlemen, this is Our Main Event! It is a Non Title Match which is scheduled for One Fall!

The Lights go out. "99 Ways to Die" by Megadeth blasts over the Loud Speakers.

Lizzie: Introducing first, wieghing in at 279 lbs, The Charging Glory Champion, Gnarfflinger the Butcher!

The Crowd erupts as the Butcher emerges, twirling his Frying pan and dragging a garbage can with other hardcore items...

The Butcher puts them in the ring with him. There's hockey sticks, kendo sticks, thumbtacks, barbed wire, traffic signs...

TBC: Anyone really...

[KingBear/Brett Steel]

JP: This sure is going to be a show of the power houses in GHW.

Ray: And a very sexy man!!

JP: Why do you alwa-

"WHOOOOO ARE YOU?! WHO WHO"

Ray: IT'S HIM!!!

"I really wanna know!"

Ray: Yay yay yay!

"Whooo are you?" The lights begin to flicker as "Who are you?" by The Who blares over the PA. KingBear appears on the ramp and green fireworks explode on the stage. They create a wall across the stage as KingBear calmly walks through them and heads down the ramp. He is wearing his black leather pants and a black T-Shirt that says "The Titans" on it. He pauses for a minute on the ramp and looks behind him as the stage explodes again in purple pyros before he raises his arms, pumping up the crowd.

JP: KingBear looks to be in a good mood tonight!

Ray: Well, he would after getting rid of that dead weight!

JP: What dead weight? You mean Alex and Hawk? I think that was the worst decision he could have ever made!

Ray: You would!

KingBear is carrying a black, dented, blood stained aluminum baseball bat with him as he walks down the ramp. He quickly jumps to the apron and climbs over the top rope as the cage lowers. After a few seconds, KB looks to Gnarff and quickly throws the bat at him, Gnarff catches the bat and looks up to see KB connect with a powerful clothesline. Gnarff, however, pops straight back up from the attack and drop kicks KB as he's rebounding from the ropes. KingBear stumbles backwards in a slight daze as Gnarff scrambles to his feet and rushes forward attempting to hit KB with his own bat. KingBear notices this just in time to reach up and catch the bat in his hand with a stinging sensation. He quickly tears the bat away from Gnarff but Gnarff recovers quickly and rolls away from KB.

JP: This is, indeed, going to be an amazing match, KingBear over powers Gnarff but Gnarff is much faster and much more sadistic with his weapons than KingBear was in the past.

Ray: Thats when KingBear played the good guy, he's so much sexier when he's the bad guy!

JP: So what? He wasnt sexy before he was a bad guy? Oh I'm gonna tell Sang and KingBear and you're gonna get it!

Ray: WHAT?! I didnt say that! *cowers in fear*

Gnarff quickly kneels down and picks up his dropped frying pan, eyes still focused on KingBear. KingBear waits until Gnarff is fully standing before lunging forward with a powerful swing, downward, from his bat. Gnarff quickly attempts to block the hit with the frying pan but the power of the swing sends him stumbling backwards anyway. Gnarff takes a bit to recover from the power of KingBear only in time to realize KingBear is swinging again, this time for a bone shattering rib shot. Gnarff deflects the hit with his frying pan with enough time to slide the pan away from the bat and swing for a direct skull crushing shot to the head of KingBear. KingBear quickly steps backwards and Gnarff turns the swing into a kick to the abdomen of KingBear, who stumbles slightly before righting himself and moving in with a powerful punch to the jaw of Gnarff which sends Gnarff to the mat.

JP: WOW! KingBear is fresh after that time off I guess. That was an amazing Haymaker from the big boss.

Ray: He's so sexy, look at those muscles ripple.

Gnarff revels on the mat for a bit before pushing himself to his feet as KingBear stands there with a slightly satisfied look on his face. Gnarff shakes his head a bit before tossing his frying pan at KingBear who quickly puts his hand up to catch it, Gnarff then leaps up and drop kicks the frying pan into the face of KingBear, causing KingBear to stumble back towards the turnbuckle. Gnarff then jumps up and shoulder tackles KingBear into the turnbuckle before slowly moving away and shaking off the repeated hits to his opponent.

JP: Wow, this is a great show of skill in the ring tonight folks!

Ray: And muscles!

((Sorry it's so short))

[gnarfflinger]

OOC: You also forgot about the cage of light tubes...

Kingbear catches the Butcher with a big boot to the face, staggering him back. The larger man then initiates a grapple and lifts the Btucher for a Powerbomb, but the Butcher drives a thumb into the eye of Kingbear and delivers a Huricanrana sending Kingbear to the mar in the centre of the ring. A Low Roundhouse kick catches the small of the back of KingBear. Gnarffligner grabs the Garbage can and slams it into the head of Kingbear. Kingbear manages to get to his hands and knees and lunges forward to apply a bear hug to the Butcher. At first the Butcher writhes in pain but as Kingbear laxes to reef again, the Butcher lands a right hand just over the eye on Kingbear. Kingbear, realizing that the Hold won't be maintained throws the Butcher through the light tubes and down to the Floor!

JP: Oh Now, Kingbear has returned with a nasty streak!

Ray: Finally, someone who can stop that sadistic little troll!

The Butcher then grabs a Steel chair, clears a way back into the ring and as he makes his return, Kingbear is waiting for him with the Baseball bat. With each shot to the back, the ribs of the Butcher are driven into the steel chair. Gnarffligner wriggles in closer and explodes upwards with a low blow, causing Kingbear to drop the Bat again. Gnarfflinger retrieves the bat and takes a swipe at the left knee of Kingbear, which buckles slightly. Gnarfflinger continues to assault the knee with the bat...

JP: The Butcher is going for that knee. We saw him torture Skull like that, eventually getting a submission from the former champion.

Ray: This isn't strategy, that's the only part of the sexy giant he can reach!

Gnarffligner bounces off the ropes and uses the bat to chop block the knee of Kingbear. This finally drops the big man. Gnarfflinger then applies a Knee Breaker on the steel chair. He places the knee in the fold of the chair and with the baseball bat hits the steel causing a fold to drive edges of the chair into the knee. Gnarf goes for another knee breaker, but Kingbear kicks the Butcher off and into the corner. Kingbear gets to one knee and manages to stand, but is favouring the left leg. As gnarfflinger staggers back, Kingbear lifts the Butcher up but the left knee falters and the Butcher is dropped on the garbage can, crushing it...

JP: Kingbear has turned the tide of this match again.

Ray: Yay. Kingbear will destroy that sick freak...

Kingbear then throws Gnarfflinger into the corner and plants an elbow into the head of the Butcher. He sizes him up and withthe left leg launches a kick to the skull of the Butcher, who promptly ducks as Kingbear kicks out a tube in the conrer. Gnarffligner then pulls the knee under the steel cable holding the tunrbuckle in place, uses a single leg take down to put Kingbear on his butt and locks in the tree of woe. The Butcher uses his Frying pan to assail the injured knee. He sets up a chair in front of the face of Kingbear. Gnarf goes to the opposite corner, climbs the top rope and dropkicks the chair into the face of Kingbear!

JP: Gnarfflinger is taking the fight to his larger foe. The Butcher's speed, skill and savagery to take on Kingbear. Will this work?

Ray: Leave that sexy man alone you F***ing ugly troll!

JP: You can't say F*** on the air, Ray...

Ray: Sorry, I F***ed up...

JP: Just shut the f*** up...

TBC: Anyone really, but Kingbear should post...

Edit: Corrected a typo...

[gnarfflinger]

OOC: KingBear, Where are you. I'm gonna lay some more whuppin' on y'all!

Gnarfflinger stands Kingbear up along the ropes near the cage wall. He sets up a chair in front of the stunned opponent, takes a few steps back, runs forward, launches off the chair and kicks Kingbear in the head, driving him through the light tubes and down to the floor! Then the Butcher bounces off the far ropes, uses the chair to get the height to clear the top rope with a high cross body to Kingbear on the outside, taking out a little more of the cage wall, but driving Kingbear hard into the steel baricade then over it, sending both men into the front row!.

Fans: *GHW chant*

JP: No dangerous structure like that can hold these two men. They're taking this fight right to the GHW fans!

Ray: I envy you fans getting that clost to Kingbear...

The Butcher then grabs a beer from a fan, takes a gulp, spits it in Kingbear's face (F***ing American Beer) and smashes the cup into the slightly cut forehead of Kingbear. The Btucher then takes a steel Chair and clocks Kingbear with it. They Brawl and displace fans and their chairs all the way to the arena boards, where Kingbear regains the edge long enough to gorilla press Gnarf ribs first on the boards. The impact causes Gnarf to bounce back and land on his back on the concrete floor. Kingbear then tries to hit a chair shot on the Butcher, but he rolls out of the way. Kingbear's hands vibrate from the impact of the chair on the unforgiving concrete. The Butcher meanwhile hops on the boards, tosses a chair at Kingbear, who catches it, only to kiss it as the Butcher drop kicks it into his face. after a kick to the left knee, Kingbear falls. The Butcher follows up with a Knee Breaker on the concrete floor. Gnarf then takes a chair, hops on the boards, and delivers an Arabian skull crusher onto the floor!.

JP: This is brutal! Kingbear was obviously unprepared for this brutal fight!

Ray: No, Gnarf, please spare Kingbear fromt he horrors, I'll do anything!

JP: Is that supposed to convince him to go easy on Kingbear?

Gnarfflinger drags kingbear by the injured leg over to the stairs. He puts one foot on each side of the stair railing, while holding both legs of Kingbear, he dropkicks the railing, pulling Kingbear--Groin first--into the unforgiving Steel!

Ray openly weeps at this point.

Gnarfflinger, sensing an openning, drives Kingbear's targetted knee into the steel post twice. Another knee breaker, this time on the concrete steps, and Vlad has come to the area with his Baseball bat.

Vlad: You two should be in the Cage, not here in the crowd!

GtB: But I was just havign fun. Besides, there's dozens more sections that I haven't dragged his ass around, they should get the Gnarffligner the Butcher experience too...

Vlad: Cage, Now.

GtB: Okay...

The two move up the aisle and the Butcher whips Kingbear up against the baricade. He then takes the baseball bat from Vlad and uses it to clothesline Kingbear over the railing. Vlad shakes his head and returns to the locker room area. Gnarfflinger then dropkicks Kingbear's knee, toppling him onto the steel setps. The two brawl over to the announce table, where Gnarffligner grabs the monitor from in front of Jimmy to bash into Kingbear's head. He does the same with Ray's monitor. After shovign Kingbear into the cage wall, breaking more light tubes, he then takes the knee that he'd been working over all match and applies a dragonscrew legwhip to send Kingbear through the Announce table., and Kingbear lands face first in Ray's lap...

Ray: My dream ahs come true!

JP lookes like he's going to hurl.

Gnarfflinger then throws Kingbear into the ring through more of the light tubes. He also places a table in under the bottom rope. This leaves an openning for th Butcher to return to the ring. He picks up a steel spike from the hardcore items littering the ring and uses it to further open a cut on Kingbear's forehead. Kingbear is now wearing the Crimson Mask! The Butcher then sets up the table. he lovingly applies a coat of thumbtacks. He wraps Kingbear in Barbed wire and seats him on the top rope. He opens a bottle of iodine and pours it over the table. He then spreads rock salt on the table. He then delivers a Jackhammer off the second rope sending Kingbear through the table! Thumbtacks open hundreds of little cuts which allow the Iodine and Rocksalt to enter, and while cleaning the wounds, sting like hell in the process...

JP: Gnarffligner has taken pain to a new level tonight!

Ray pukes on the remains of the table...

TBC: Anyone really. I really hope Kingbear gets back into this one. I'm not sure what to do for an encore...

Also, I thought that Iodine and Rocksalt would be a refreshing change from setting the table on fire. That and it would sting like hell...

[KingBear/Brett Steel]

((OOC: Dont rush me man, I'm still revelling from my match with Vlad I was gonna post tonight but the double post made me get extra lazy, I promise I'll post big tomorrow night or maybe tonight if I'm not lazy.))

[gnarfflinger]

OOC: I'll give you a break tonight for Aesthetic reasons, but tomorrow night I should have my next move figured out...

[gnarfflinger]

OOC: KB and I talked last night. He's drained from his match with Vlad.

[gnarfflinger]

OOC: I think I'll try to write the ending if that's okay. If not, then delete this post...

After the Jackhammer from the second rope through the Iodine and rocksalt tack table, the Butcher crawls on top of Kingbear. The Referee sweeps some salt and tacks to make the count.

JP: There's no way Gnarf will get the pin here.

Ray: Please Kingbear, Stay Down. That sick fiend will kill you!

One.....Two......Three!

JP: What the Hell? The three count? The Match is over?

Ray: Thank you Kingbear.

Gnarfflinger gets to his knees, the Ref raises his hands, but the Butcher has a confused look on his face. The look changes to shock when they notice that Kingbear is not moving. The Ref waves for some EMT's.

Ray: King Bear, NOOOOOOOOOOOO!

JP: EMT's are on their way into the ring to tend to Kingbear. We're not sure what is wrong, but he hasn't moved since the Jackhammer from the top Rope through a Table covered in Iodine, Rock salt and thumbtacks...

Gnarfflinger the Butcher has left the ring and what's left of the cage is lifted to allow the EMT's access to the downed competitor. Gnarfflinger is looking at the two monitors only to learn that they are no longer functioning after their use as weapons during the match...

JP: Gnarffligner the Butcher, do you know how Kingbear got hurt?

GtB: I don't know, I was hoping to see a replay myself. I've seen Kingbear take much worse shots and still kick ass, but this time he didn't.

Ray: What was that poison that you put on the table?

GtB: Not poison, iodine and rocksalt. The rocksalt would sting like a mother f***er in the tack wounds, and iodine used to be used in treating cuts and scrapes. That wouldn't be the problem...

JP: We have a replay on the Giant Screen. There we see Kingbear hitting the table, but the table doesn't break evenly...

Ray: Ouch, the back of Kingbear's head hits a stray street sign as the first point of impact...

GtB: I felt the Table break funny, and it bounced me a bit. You can see me driving KB's head to the street sign with my chest. That's got to be concussion city...

JP: But you can see his body roll down flat. That should mean that it's not lokely a neck injury, but Kingbear is out cold...

Ray: *weeping* Vlad, you have to do something to stop this maniac before he kills someone...

Kingbear is placed on the stretcher, his head in blocks as a precaution. The Referee comes down to the broadcast position...

Ref: The Good news is that Kingbear's neck is not broken, but it looks like a nasty head injury. Only time will tell how bad it is. He's on his way to a local hospital for observation...

TBC: Anyone really.