Ladder Match: Gnarffligner the Butcher vs Skull!

[gnarfflinger]

LM: Ladies and Gentlemen, it's time for our main event of the evening! It is a Ladder Match for the Charging Glory Championship!

The Lights go Out. "99 Ways to Die" by Megadeth blasts over the Loud speakers. Gnarfflinger the Butcher comes to the Ring with his Frying pan and his assortment of hardcore toys.

LM: Introducing first, the Champion, weighing in at 277 lbs, Gnarfflinger the Butcher!

The Butcher arrives scatterting the weapons. He hands the belt to the Ref who hooks it and raises it to the right height.

JP: From the look on the Butcher's face, I don't envy Skull one bit.

Ray: I don't think I want to watch this. I don't want to think about what that sick monster will do to that handsome Skull!

TBC: Come one out Skull, get your re-match!

[Skull]

The lights fade out to a dim red glow and Sweet Dreams by Probot plays as the words It Came From Hell appear on the screen.

JP: You wanted it and you got it. The rematch from 2 weeks ago. Skull vs Gnarfflinger for the Charging Glory title. Only this time the roles are reversed.
Ray: the fans must hate Skull. The Butcher almost killed him in the last match and even now Skull is still wearing that knee brace on his right knee.

Skull steps out onto the stage to a chorus of boos wearing his usual facepaint, gothic ring gear and hooded cloak. He walks down the ramp alone, his minions nowhere to be seen.

Lizzie: Introducing the challenger. From Hell, weighing in at 209lbs. SKUUUULL!

Skull slides into the ring and climbs the turnbuckle. He reaches into his cloak for his blood flask revealing the VOW SPWA ladder championship around his waist.

Ray: I think the new champ made a mistake making this a ladder match, seeing as Skull is a 2x SPWA Ladder champ.
JP: That belt is ancient history Ray. It's a pitiful attempt to get in Gnarfflinger's head.

Skull lowers the hood and drinks from the flask but doesn't swallow. He then throws his head back and spits the 'blood' into the air, taunting the fans as it rains down on him.

He jumps down from the turnbuckle drinking again from the flask and walks up to Gnarfflinger, getting in his face. Before the staring contest can really begin though, Skull backs up and spits a mouthful of blood in Gnarfflinger's face. With this momentary distraction, Skull throws off his cloak, takes off his ladder championship belt and uses it to smack Gnarfflinger around the head.

Ding! Ding! Ding!

[gnarfflinger]

Skull capitalizes and gains a full mount on the Butcher where he rains fists into his skull. Skull opens a small cut over the right eye of the Butcher!

JP: Skull wasted no time in drawing blood in this match.

Ray: Now that sadistic monster will get a taste of his own medicine!

Skull bites the forehead of the Butcher. He then reaches for a Frying pan, only to catch a forearm to the nuts from Gnarffligner. The Butcher then bounces off the ropes and bulldogs Skull on the Frying pan. Gnarfflinger then finds a belt and starts whipping Skull.

JP: Gnarfflinger the Butcher is whipping Skull like a government mule! You can see welts forming on Skull's back!

Ray: Come on Skull, fight back! Destroy that sick monster!

Gnarfflinger brings a ladder into the ring, but as he's pulling it through the ropes, Skull recovers and vaults the top rope and flips teh ladder into the face of his foe! The Butcher again tries to pull it, but Skull starts pulling against him, but suddenly skull pushes driving the ladder into the chest of the Butcher, who lands on his ass with the ladder over his body. Skull grabs a Steel Chair and ascends the top rope. He dives off, with an elbow drop with the chair on the ladder (with Gnarf still under the pile).

JP: Gnarfflinger is on the wrong end of Skull and on the business end of a car werck!

Ray: Skull is finally going to destroy that @$$hole once and for all!

Skull sets up the ladder, and starts to climb. He nearly reaches the top, when the Butcher recovers and knocks over the Ladder, spilling Skull over the Top rope and onto the steel railing! The ladder is collapsed angled across the top rope. Gnarfflinger bounces off the opposite ropes, runs up the ladder and delivers a leg drop to the back of Skull's head and flipping the ladder pulling it down on the back of Skull as he lands.

JP: Skull went for the belt too early and the Butcher is making him pay for it!

Ray: And these unlucky fans are getting too close for comfort to the Butcher!

The Butcher then lifts Skull and powerbombs him onto the ladder. The Butcher then steps up on the guard rail and missile dropkicks Skull into the ladder! The Btucher then whips skull into the steel ring post and drives the ladder into his unbraced knee--and the post behind it!

JP: Gnarffligner has picked his body part and he's startig to work on it...

Ray: He can't make him tap, but if he can't stand, how is Skull going to climb! Skull would be confined to bed... Maybe I should be rooting for the Butcher...

JP: I'm going to hurt you...

Gnarffligner spears the exposed knee then delivers a Northern Lights Suplex onto the ladder...

TBC: Anyone...

[gnarfflinger]

Gnarffligner then executes a knee breaker on the same knee on the Ladder. He lifts Skull for an atomic drop and drives him groin first into the ring post. He slides the body of Skull under the rope but keeps the legs around the post. Gnarfflinger then pulls the leg out and drives it into the ring post. He does this three more times. He applies a figure four around the ring post to further work the knee.

JP: Gnarffligner continues to put the pressure on Skull's knee.

Ray: And he's chosen the opposite knee to the one he worked over the night he won the belt!

JP: I'm not sure if that's a mistake or just the Butcher being sadistic to Skull...

Ray: There's a method to the Butcher's madness. If Skull can't put weight on his knee, then how is Skull going to climb the ladder?

Gnarffligner finally releases the hold, and climbs the top rope with a steel chair. He then hops off the top rope driving the chair into Skull's face with the Butcher's butt on the chair. Gnarfflinger then drags Skull into the middle of the ring. He rolls his foe onto his stomach and grabs a Kendo Stick. He then commences to strike repeatedly with the kendo stick until it splinters and breaks. He takes the broken end of the kendo stick and opens a cut on the forehead of Skull. He continues to open it more until Skull is wearing the Crimson mask...

JP: We knew this match would not be for the faint of heart...

Ray looks like he's going to puke...

JP: ...or the weak of stomach.

Gnarfflinger has found a table and sent it into the ring. He sets it up, applies a layer of thumbtacks and a coating of Iodine and Rocksalt. He then drags Skull over, sets him up and powerbombs him through the table!

TBC: Skull I hope. I need to see more of what you do so I can try to balance this better...

[Skull]

(ooc: Sorry about not being active, I've been really busy.)

Skull writhes around in pain after being put through the table.

JP: My God! This is even more brutal than I expected.
Ray: I'll try not to cry too much at the funeral.
JP: Not only was he put through the table, but those cuts opened up by the tacks will surly be stinging from the salt and iodine.
Ray: Gnarfflinger should be locked up.

Gnarfflinger picks Skull up and throws him into the turnbuckle like a rag doll. Skull hits back first and falls down onto his hands and knees.
Skull gets up and tries to wipe the blood out of his eyes but he is taken down by a big boot from the butcher.

JP: I know Skull was the former champ and deserved the belt, but sometimes there are people you just can't beat. Skull needs a miracle to get back on top in this match.

At that point the miracle happened. A fan in the front row took a photo and the flash distracted Gnarfflinger. In that spit second Skull springs to his feet, grabs Gnarfflinger in a facelock and DDT's him into the bottom turnbuckle pad.
With his opponent down, Skull limps over to the other side of the ring, both of his knees giving him trouble, and picks up a ladder. He holds it length-ways like a battering ram and charges at Gnarfflinger in the corner. Unfortunately with the blood obscuring his vision, Skull doesn't see Gnarfflinger dodge the ladder and carries on. The ladder is stopped by the turnbuckle but the momentum carries Skull on and he smacks face first into the ladder.

Ray: Noooo! Skull may have just shattered his beautiful nose.
JP: it's hard to tell if he's bleeding any extra because he was bleeding pretty bad to begin with.

As the ref checks on Skull and a medical team run down to ringside, Gnarfflinger sets up the ladder in the centre of the ring and begins to climb.

JP: Looks like it could be all over.
Ray: tell those medical idiots to get off of Skull. He can't stop Gnarfflinger if they're in his way.

Gnarfflinger climbs the ladder and retrieves the belt. Hearing the cheer from the fans, Skull knows what has happened but also knows that with the ref's attention on himself the ref didn't it.
Skull pushes the EMT's out of the way and gives the ref a strong uppercut.
Skull runs at Gnarfflinger who is busy celebrating and spears him, knocking the belt out of his reach and grabbing it just in time for the ref to wake up and see it in his hands and ring the bell.

JP: No way! Gnarfflinger won that match and Skull just stole it.
Ray: I didn't see anything Jimmy. Skull climbed the belt and took the title.

JP runs into the ring to tell the ref, who is arguing with Gnarfflinger, what happened. Meanwhile Skull is half way up the entrance ramp holding the belt in his arms.

Ray: Wow, I've never had the commentary booth all to myself before, what shall I talk about. Did anybody see Desperate Housewives last night?

Lizzie: Ladies and Gentlemen, the referee has decided to restart this match. Saturday Night Revelation will return after a commercial break.

At this announcement, Skull and Ray look heartbroken and a sick smile appears on Gnarfflinger's face.

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JP: Welcome back to SNR. During the commercial break Skull received stitches to his head to stop the blood flow and the belt was once again hung above the ring. And I'm sorry Ray, but if I was Gnarfflinger I'd have even more of a reason to beat the life out of Skull after that stunt.

The bell rings and the match re-starts.

TBC

[gnarfflinger]

OOC: Nice twist...

The two start with a collar and elbow tie up, but the ccombination of size and strength of Gnarfflinger, and the damaged knees has Skull buckling quickly. Skull managed to get one leg free to kick Gnarfflinger in the nuts and monkey flip the Butcher into the broken table and Iodine coated thumbtacks!

JP: Live by the tacks, Die by the tacks...

Ray: That sick bastard is getting what he deserves!

Skull then climps the top rope, and delivers a guillotine leg drop on the Butcher. Skull then tries to set the Butcher up for a Pedigree, but the Butcher powers up and back drops Skull onto the broken table/thumbtacks mess. the Butcher then siezes the opportunity to climb the ladder...

JP: Gnarfflinger has already won this match once, now he's trying to take it again!

Ray: Skull won't let this happen, not again...

Skull gets to his feet, and starts towards the ladder. As he starts to topple the ladder, Gnarfflinger jumps off and delivers a bionic elbow to the forehead of Skull, breaking some of the stitches! The Butcher then grabs some barbed wire, wraps it around his fist and continues the aassault, punching Skull repeatedly, re-openning some wounds and openning new ones!

JP: Skull probably should have left well enough alone. Gnarfflinger is really doing more damage tothe face and head of Skull...

Ray: Please, Devon Bozz, Ban this animal! Wrestling is a man's business, there's no place for this freak!

Gnarfflinger finds a fork and continues the openning of wounds on Skull's head. The Butcher then delivers a pile driver to Skull on a steel chair! The Butchersets up the ladder again while EMT's bring in a stretcher to get Skull out of the match. AS the EMT's get Skull out of the ring on the stretcher, Gnarfflinger is at the top of the ladder. He puts his hands on the belt, but sees Skull on the stretcher. He looks up at the belt, he looks back at Skull. Skull is so perfectly positioned that the Butcher can't resist. He jumps from the ladder, with two full rotations in the air and lands a swanton on Skull, breaking the stretcher and driving Skull hard to the steel entrance ramp!

*the crowd responds with the Holy S*** chant*

JP: Skull is broken in half!

Ray is vomitting...

TBC: Anyone...

[gnarfflinger]

Gnarffliger is the first to recover, and Skull is no longer restrained on the stretcher. Gnarfflinger executes a Knee breaker on the steel ramp, then he throws Skull into the ring. The Ladder has toppled and the Butcher drags Skull over to the ladder. He locks the targetted knee in the ladder with a chair under it then springboards off the second rope dropping on the base of the ladder, driving the knee into the chair.

JP: Gnarfflinger got tremendous leverage on that move and Skull will not likely walk away from this one...

Ray: Skull, don't worry, I'll keep you company while you recover...

JP: I'm not sure which is scarier: The Match with Gnarfflinger or the prospect of Ray as a nurse maid...

Ray: I have the outfit...

JP now vomits...

Gnarfflinger has now pulled Skull out of the broken ladder, and set Skull up across the top rope in the corner with his ribs exposed but enough support to keep him from falling. He sets up another tablea few feet out of the corner. He sets the ladder across the table with the top of the ladder on the mat. The Butcher then jumps from the top rope, grabbing the base of the ladder, flipping it into the exposed ribs of Skull. Skull shoots up into the air and lands with the targetted ribs across the steel support holding the turnbuckles in place then bounces off and falls to the floor in a heap. He rolls to the guard rail. While he attepmts to get to his feet, Gnarfflinger jumps off the top rope and drops a double axe handle to the back, driving those ribs into the guardrail.

JP: Gnarfflinger is satisfied with the damage to the knee of Skull, now he's moving to the ribs.

Ray: Ribs are okay, I can be gentle...

JP: I'm going to kill you Ray...

Gnarfflinger whips Skull into the steel steps, knoscking the top steps off their base. He pulls Skull's head onto the steel, and with the bottom steps in his hand, he drives it onto the head of Skull. The Referee is trying to convince the Butcher to return to the ring and take the belt.

JP: There's no way Skull can withstand this beating. Gnarfflinger is sending a message, but to whom?

Ray: Gnarfflinger, for the love of God, please spare Skull!

TBC: Anyone. I'll try to come up with some high spots to finish this for tomorrow night...

[Skull]

Skull manages to get up onto his knees with a dazed look on his face.

Ray: I can't can't believe it, Skull still has life left in him. I haven't been this happy since...
JP: Don't finish that sentence.

Gnarfflinger closes in on Skull but he fights back with fist after fist to the gut of the butcher.

Ray: Look at the determination on Skull's face. He just won't die. You can do it Skull.
JP: Skull has a reputation Ray. He used to feared by everyone, but you don't fear a guy who's been manhandled like he's been by Gnarfflinger. Skull has already proved he will do anything to win this match.

Skull continues to fight back but Gnarfflinger sends him down to the mat with a club to the back.
He picks Skull up who out of desperation rakes the eyes of Gnarfflinger. As Gnarfflinger backs off holding his face, Skull charges at him using all of this strength and takes both of them down with a clothesline.

Amazingly Skull is the first to his feet and uses the ropes to help himself up. With Gnarfflinger almost to his feet Skull sprints across the ring and hits Gnarfflinger with a shining wizard.

JP: Something just snapped inside Skull. It's like he feels no pain anymore. Like he's in his own world.
Ray: He's in the zone now. Skull! Skull! Skull!

Skull climbs the turnbuckle and hits Gnarfflinger in the chest with a missile dropkick as he gets up and manages to land on his feet and runs to the ropes. Skull quickly rebounds of and catches Gnarfflinger again, this time with a spinning wheel kick.
Sensing that this could be his time Skull climbs the turnbuckle again and does the cut throat taunt signaling for his signature cross body The Stinger.
Skull leaps off the turnbuckle only to land in Gnarfflinger's arms and be powered down to the mat with a body slam.

JP: Skull thought he was invincible but his momentum just ran out and now he'll be feeling the pain more than ever.
Ray: I'm torn Jimmy. I don't want Skull to get hurt but I can't wait to play doctor.
JP: If there's a god Ray will be fired tomorrow.

[gnarfflinger]

Gnarfflinger is now back in control of this match. He drags Skull over to the corner, and locks im in the tree of woe. He grabs a ladder and sets it near Skull's face. He goes to the opposite corner and rusn to drop kick the ladder into the face of Skull. The Butcher then grabs the head of Skull and throws him out of te ring. The Butcher executes a flying la plancha over the top rope driving Skull into the steel guard rail. He drags him to the announcer's table. He bashes Skull in the head with each monitor. Then the Butcher drags Skull with him as he climbs to the top turnbuckle, lifts Skull and delivers a Spine buster off the tope rope through the announce table!

JP: The Butcher has just destroyed our announcer's position!

Ray: Skull, please stay down, I'll take care of you...

The Butcher returns to the ring, sets up the ladder and reaches for the belt...

TBC: Anyone...

[Vladimir T. Strife]

Match Over