Post by Tommy Musashi on Jan 21, 2007 23:11:28 GMT -5
(The set opens with Hyper pacing back and forth, biting into a powdery donut. Noticingly waiting for something. Finally, a man in a grey suite, and spiked up hair pops up with a camera man. Hyper turns around and spots them, freezing in place. The interviewer steps up to him)
Inter: Excuse me, Mr. Elf I h-
Hyper: Yes, thats my name. Get on with it.
Inter: yes.. Well, I needed to ask you a couple questions...
*The interviewer watches Hypers movements waiting for him to answer, as Hyper stands there intently waiting for him to go on.*
Hyper: And? What are the questions?
Inter: Oh.. Umm.. Well, you came from SCW a former US champion, and now step in with the other league, GHW. In your debut match you faced against Jericho, and made a tremendous win.
Hyper: Yes, I know. Get on with what you were saying.
Inter: Well, I was wondering. If you are going to keep your winning streak by defeating MRamazo.
*Hyper stares at him for a second, crams the rest of the donut into his mouth.*
Hyper: ophkooorghpI... *He swallows the donut* Ahem, sorry.. Of course I will take this win *pause* IF HE EVER SHOWS UP!? Did you not look at the card? I was suppose to be facing him.. TWO FREAKEN MATCHES AGO! And Hes still not here! I seriously can't believe Zant is letting this guy more time to show up. He should just damn fire him right now!
Inter: Isn't that a little harsh?
Hyper: Hell no! I made the cards back in SCW for Genesis. And ya know what? If they didn't show up in time.. They were suspended for a month! To me, you guys seem to be a little too leniant, and it makes me sick.. And now your face is getting a little annoying so could you please leave? Thank you.
The interviewer just stands there for a second then hobbles off.
Inter: Excuse me, Mr. Elf I h-
Hyper: Yes, thats my name. Get on with it.
Inter: yes.. Well, I needed to ask you a couple questions...
*The interviewer watches Hypers movements waiting for him to answer, as Hyper stands there intently waiting for him to go on.*
Hyper: And? What are the questions?
Inter: Oh.. Umm.. Well, you came from SCW a former US champion, and now step in with the other league, GHW. In your debut match you faced against Jericho, and made a tremendous win.
Hyper: Yes, I know. Get on with what you were saying.
Inter: Well, I was wondering. If you are going to keep your winning streak by defeating MRamazo.
*Hyper stares at him for a second, crams the rest of the donut into his mouth.*
Hyper: ophkooorghpI... *He swallows the donut* Ahem, sorry.. Of course I will take this win *pause* IF HE EVER SHOWS UP!? Did you not look at the card? I was suppose to be facing him.. TWO FREAKEN MATCHES AGO! And Hes still not here! I seriously can't believe Zant is letting this guy more time to show up. He should just damn fire him right now!
Inter: Isn't that a little harsh?
Hyper: Hell no! I made the cards back in SCW for Genesis. And ya know what? If they didn't show up in time.. They were suspended for a month! To me, you guys seem to be a little too leniant, and it makes me sick.. And now your face is getting a little annoying so could you please leave? Thank you.
The interviewer just stands there for a second then hobbles off.
