Post by darkness on Feb 20, 2007 4:35:55 GMT -5
Rattle Snake slams his fists on the inside of his locker room door while screaming like a wild beast. Forcing the door open almost breaking it off the hinges Rattler stomps into the hallway almost knocking over various cleaning and maintenance staff.
As Rattle Snake is strutting down the hallway some of the smaller GHW superstars are obviously scared by his size and Rattler plays on that by faking punches at them , watching them trip backwards over trash cans and other objects laying around the Alamodome stadium.
Lizzie nervously , but purposefully approaches Rattle Snake with a mic and notepad in hand while adjusting her hair and red dress.
Lizzie: Excuse me .. Excuse me please Rattle Snake .. mind if i ask you a couple of quick questions.
Rattler stops in his tracks and mumbles under his breathe while looking Lizzie up and down checking her out.
Rattler: Sure Lizzie , but nothing is EVER quick .. { lets out a sly grin }
Lizzie: { clears her throat before speaking nervously } .. o.k I'll try make this quick as possible.
Rattler: {cracks his neck } .. very well , ask away.
Lizzie: First of all Rattle Snake can you please tell me a story.
Rattler: Once apon a mid afternoon there was a Fighty fighty person, his name shall go down in history as The Dominator. He thought all his time wasted away at the gym pumping iron and day dreaming about becoming a big superstar. Finally he is given his chance to shine against Rattle Snake , the stongest SOB in GHW in a submission match at Day Of Destruction. He pumps his hopes up by thinking trash about Rattle Snake and imagining his name in big lights and the damage he will do to Rattle Snake when he has destroyed him and made him bloodied and bruised before making him tap out like a b1tch. He also day dreams of his arms being raised and being announced by the lovely Lizzie as the winner ... Well let me tell you the true story , Rattle Snake brings the house down with his electrifying entrance that raises every a$$ clown to there feet all wishing they were me. Then the shy nervous Destroyer prances down to the ring as if he is the fairy god mother , and as soon as the bell rings Rattle Snake grabs him by the scruff of the neck and beats the holy hell out of him before breaking him in half and making him tap out like the over grown fairy that he is.
Lizzie: { laughs to the last comment before regaining her composure} How do you handle conflict?
Rattler: { trying to sound serious } Well let me tell you a short story Lizzie. A long time ago when I first started wrestling , a co owner of a now defunct federation said i would never amount to anything and would be a one hit wonder as far as wrestling goes. So my desire and love of the sport kicked in , I worked my a$$ off, broke a few bones , gained a few scars and the rest is .. is history , I'm still here and standing stronger than ever.
Lizzie: { surprised by the answer } In what way do you think you can contribute to our company?
Rattler: Thats easy to answer Lizzie. Every one in this company seems to be a fancy moving , high flying , high risk cruiserweight. I keep things simple .. I fight a style that has never been seen before. Simple , effective , reliable and brutal power. NO one .. and I mean NO one has ever seen the likes of someone with as much power { poses his huge arms kissing his biceps} as myself and when I signed the contract , I seen a need for a more original , less high flying Fighty fighty person. One .. much like myself who will bring something different to this fine company.
Lizzie: { writes in her notepad } Tell me a story about a time when you tried and failed?
Rattler: A time when I tried and failed ... Well Lizzie .. look at the match between myself and Justin , no doubt a man not to be under estimated. I gave him almost every thing i had , cheated every way i could with out getting a DQ against me. In the end Justin's experience showed and won on the day which showed I still have some things to learn.
Lizzie: You said you have some things left to learn , what would that be considering you are not completely a new Fighty fighty person as far as wrestling is concerned?
Rattler: Until recently Lizzie , I used to give a damn what the fans thought , but after the betrayal .. no longer .. NO LONGER do i care what they think , let alone what they have to say. As for what I have to learn .. how to cheat and get away with it , with out getting DQ by the ref.
Lizzie: You mentioned betrayal .. care to explain?
Rattler: Next question ...
Lizzie: { coughs } .. What can you tell me about your opponent tonight?
Rattler: My opponent .. He's not going to know what will hit him, it will be over before he can even react to the first series of punches and chops that will knock the taste right out of his mouth before .. before the greatest finisher in all of any , and I mean ANY wrestling federation .. The Rattle Snake DDT.
Lizzie: What exactly is the Rattle Snake DDT?
Rattler: When I have the opponent beat so badly he doesn't even know his own name .. just when he thinks it's over I boot him again , right in there midsection. then while there bent over in so much pain from such a devastating kick I grab them in a belly to back waistlock before lifting the opponent until they are over 8 feet in a vertical lift. Then drive them down on their neck and shoulder while I am still standing. Then I put one leg on the opponent while flexing these work of arts that every one else calls massive arms and I flex them just so every one knows NOT to mess with me and kiss each bicep as if there the most precious thing in the world.But in this case of submission to win .. I will use a Lion Tamer instead of pinning him.
Lizzie: Ohh Kay then .. Thanks for your time Rattle Snake , good luck in tonights match.
Rattler: { nods and walks off }
Rattler continues to walk the hallway back stage till he reaches the curtain leading to the ring.
END Of Thread. comments welcome.
As Rattle Snake is strutting down the hallway some of the smaller GHW superstars are obviously scared by his size and Rattler plays on that by faking punches at them , watching them trip backwards over trash cans and other objects laying around the Alamodome stadium.
Lizzie nervously , but purposefully approaches Rattle Snake with a mic and notepad in hand while adjusting her hair and red dress.
Lizzie: Excuse me .. Excuse me please Rattle Snake .. mind if i ask you a couple of quick questions.
Rattler stops in his tracks and mumbles under his breathe while looking Lizzie up and down checking her out.
Rattler: Sure Lizzie , but nothing is EVER quick .. { lets out a sly grin }
Lizzie: { clears her throat before speaking nervously } .. o.k I'll try make this quick as possible.
Rattler: {cracks his neck } .. very well , ask away.
Lizzie: First of all Rattle Snake can you please tell me a story.
Rattler: Once apon a mid afternoon there was a Fighty fighty person, his name shall go down in history as The Dominator. He thought all his time wasted away at the gym pumping iron and day dreaming about becoming a big superstar. Finally he is given his chance to shine against Rattle Snake , the stongest SOB in GHW in a submission match at Day Of Destruction. He pumps his hopes up by thinking trash about Rattle Snake and imagining his name in big lights and the damage he will do to Rattle Snake when he has destroyed him and made him bloodied and bruised before making him tap out like a b1tch. He also day dreams of his arms being raised and being announced by the lovely Lizzie as the winner ... Well let me tell you the true story , Rattle Snake brings the house down with his electrifying entrance that raises every a$$ clown to there feet all wishing they were me. Then the shy nervous Destroyer prances down to the ring as if he is the fairy god mother , and as soon as the bell rings Rattle Snake grabs him by the scruff of the neck and beats the holy hell out of him before breaking him in half and making him tap out like the over grown fairy that he is.
Lizzie: { laughs to the last comment before regaining her composure} How do you handle conflict?
Rattler: { trying to sound serious } Well let me tell you a short story Lizzie. A long time ago when I first started wrestling , a co owner of a now defunct federation said i would never amount to anything and would be a one hit wonder as far as wrestling goes. So my desire and love of the sport kicked in , I worked my a$$ off, broke a few bones , gained a few scars and the rest is .. is history , I'm still here and standing stronger than ever.
Lizzie: { surprised by the answer } In what way do you think you can contribute to our company?
Rattler: Thats easy to answer Lizzie. Every one in this company seems to be a fancy moving , high flying , high risk cruiserweight. I keep things simple .. I fight a style that has never been seen before. Simple , effective , reliable and brutal power. NO one .. and I mean NO one has ever seen the likes of someone with as much power { poses his huge arms kissing his biceps} as myself and when I signed the contract , I seen a need for a more original , less high flying Fighty fighty person. One .. much like myself who will bring something different to this fine company.
Lizzie: { writes in her notepad } Tell me a story about a time when you tried and failed?
Rattler: A time when I tried and failed ... Well Lizzie .. look at the match between myself and Justin , no doubt a man not to be under estimated. I gave him almost every thing i had , cheated every way i could with out getting a DQ against me. In the end Justin's experience showed and won on the day which showed I still have some things to learn.
Lizzie: You said you have some things left to learn , what would that be considering you are not completely a new Fighty fighty person as far as wrestling is concerned?
Rattler: Until recently Lizzie , I used to give a damn what the fans thought , but after the betrayal .. no longer .. NO LONGER do i care what they think , let alone what they have to say. As for what I have to learn .. how to cheat and get away with it , with out getting DQ by the ref.
Lizzie: You mentioned betrayal .. care to explain?
Rattler: Next question ...
Lizzie: { coughs } .. What can you tell me about your opponent tonight?
Rattler: My opponent .. He's not going to know what will hit him, it will be over before he can even react to the first series of punches and chops that will knock the taste right out of his mouth before .. before the greatest finisher in all of any , and I mean ANY wrestling federation .. The Rattle Snake DDT.
Lizzie: What exactly is the Rattle Snake DDT?
Rattler: When I have the opponent beat so badly he doesn't even know his own name .. just when he thinks it's over I boot him again , right in there midsection. then while there bent over in so much pain from such a devastating kick I grab them in a belly to back waistlock before lifting the opponent until they are over 8 feet in a vertical lift. Then drive them down on their neck and shoulder while I am still standing. Then I put one leg on the opponent while flexing these work of arts that every one else calls massive arms and I flex them just so every one knows NOT to mess with me and kiss each bicep as if there the most precious thing in the world.But in this case of submission to win .. I will use a Lion Tamer instead of pinning him.
Lizzie: Ohh Kay then .. Thanks for your time Rattle Snake , good luck in tonights match.
Rattler: { nods and walks off }
Rattler continues to walk the hallway back stage till he reaches the curtain leading to the ring.
END Of Thread. comments welcome.
