Post by Jake Diamond/Pavor Nocturnus on Mar 2, 2007 18:25:50 GMT -5
Jake Diamond is seen sitting on a large black crate covered with an American flag with a chair leaning beside it in a long and wide hallway. He's wearing dark and baggy jeans and a plain black shirt . A light tube rests on his lap while Jake waits quietly and patiently with his head staring at the floor. The cameraman pans all around when Lizzie Morna is seen discussing a few thing with a stage hand before hurriedly approaching Jake Diamond.
Lizzie: Hey Jake, I'm here-
JD: Yeah, yeah for the interview I know but your thirty minutes late! I sure hope you know I've got a life, and I don't plan on wasting it in a dump like this. Go on with your questions Missy.
Lizzie: Well, um. Oh right! You've recently went on national television and out right said, in different words, that America is the alpha country and if you don't like that, leave it. Do I have that right?
JD: Yes you do have it right and am I wrong? Of course not. All the greatest were born and raised in this country and men like my father died saving it and upholding the freedom it stands for. Most of the people I run into say I'm too out spoken. No I'm not out spoken, I'm just patriotic.
Lizzie: The fans quickly turned their impressions of you after you became more patriotic and had an amazing show in the Electric Pool Match at Day Of Destruction. What are your thoughts on this sudden twist of fate?
Jake hops off the crate and puts down the light tube beside it. He grabs the black steel chair and stares at it with a grin across his face. Lizzie steps back beside the camera man in fear of her safety, but Jake continues to go on.
JD: Well it's about damn time they realized that I'm the real deal, and I can actually back up my words. Not like that degenerate Human Wreckingball who is-
Lizzie: Sorry to interrupt you, but you recently challenged Human Wreckingball to a Survivor War Games match at Total Carnage. May I ask why that match, and why Total Carnage?
JD: Well what is the one thing all American's do better than everyone else? Fighting, but more specifically, war. See I've already got the assistance of Hawkeye and Alex Stall, two members of The Coven, and my third and final associate has one hell of a history and I'm proud that he's joining us. In an extreme environment is where I, and my partners strive in, ad what will Human Wreckingball do when the fans are cheering against him?
Lizzie: An extreme environment? Are you enlisting the help of fellow Coven member and Day of Destruction opponent, Vladimir Strife?
JD: No Lizzie, for the simple fact is that's exactly what Wreckingball is expecting. But the person who I picked will be a pleasant surprise, and let's just say when he arrives he'll be followed by one hell of a circus.
Lizzie: O...K... Anyway, critics have been recently saying that you came short of the Hardcore Title is because your not as controversial as the other people in the match. What do you have to say to that?
JD: Not controversial enough? Hey you!
Jake points at a nearby stage hand who stops talking onto his headset and looks around.
JD: Yeah you! What's your name?
Stage Hand: My name? It's Chad.
Jake turns back to Lizzie mildly nodding but quickly turns to "Chad" and levels him across the face with a chair shot.
JD: I'm controversial! I just hit Chad! No one's going to tell me I'm not controversial why I'll...
Jake walks away from the interview rambling to himself, and leveling out every random stage hand that walks by or stands near the walking train wreck, Jake Diamond. Lizzie shakes her head and looks into the camera, with random chair shots being heard and yelling from Jake.
Lizzie: Well there you have it ladies and gentlemen, Jake Diamond is as controversial as they come and I wouldn't want to be on the other side of the ring from him... Oh **** he's coming back! Hurry up, hurry up!
The scene goes to a running shake as Lizzie and the cameraman hurry from the slowly approaching Jake Diamond. The camera man drops the camera and the scene blacks out, going to a commercial break.
End of Thread. Comments Welcome.
Lizzie: Hey Jake, I'm here-
JD: Yeah, yeah for the interview I know but your thirty minutes late! I sure hope you know I've got a life, and I don't plan on wasting it in a dump like this. Go on with your questions Missy.
Lizzie: Well, um. Oh right! You've recently went on national television and out right said, in different words, that America is the alpha country and if you don't like that, leave it. Do I have that right?
JD: Yes you do have it right and am I wrong? Of course not. All the greatest were born and raised in this country and men like my father died saving it and upholding the freedom it stands for. Most of the people I run into say I'm too out spoken. No I'm not out spoken, I'm just patriotic.
Lizzie: The fans quickly turned their impressions of you after you became more patriotic and had an amazing show in the Electric Pool Match at Day Of Destruction. What are your thoughts on this sudden twist of fate?
Jake hops off the crate and puts down the light tube beside it. He grabs the black steel chair and stares at it with a grin across his face. Lizzie steps back beside the camera man in fear of her safety, but Jake continues to go on.
JD: Well it's about damn time they realized that I'm the real deal, and I can actually back up my words. Not like that degenerate Human Wreckingball who is-
Lizzie: Sorry to interrupt you, but you recently challenged Human Wreckingball to a Survivor War Games match at Total Carnage. May I ask why that match, and why Total Carnage?
JD: Well what is the one thing all American's do better than everyone else? Fighting, but more specifically, war. See I've already got the assistance of Hawkeye and Alex Stall, two members of The Coven, and my third and final associate has one hell of a history and I'm proud that he's joining us. In an extreme environment is where I, and my partners strive in, ad what will Human Wreckingball do when the fans are cheering against him?
Lizzie: An extreme environment? Are you enlisting the help of fellow Coven member and Day of Destruction opponent, Vladimir Strife?
JD: No Lizzie, for the simple fact is that's exactly what Wreckingball is expecting. But the person who I picked will be a pleasant surprise, and let's just say when he arrives he'll be followed by one hell of a circus.
Lizzie: O...K... Anyway, critics have been recently saying that you came short of the Hardcore Title is because your not as controversial as the other people in the match. What do you have to say to that?
JD: Not controversial enough? Hey you!
Jake points at a nearby stage hand who stops talking onto his headset and looks around.
JD: Yeah you! What's your name?
Stage Hand: My name? It's Chad.
Jake turns back to Lizzie mildly nodding but quickly turns to "Chad" and levels him across the face with a chair shot.
JD: I'm controversial! I just hit Chad! No one's going to tell me I'm not controversial why I'll...
Jake walks away from the interview rambling to himself, and leveling out every random stage hand that walks by or stands near the walking train wreck, Jake Diamond. Lizzie shakes her head and looks into the camera, with random chair shots being heard and yelling from Jake.
Lizzie: Well there you have it ladies and gentlemen, Jake Diamond is as controversial as they come and I wouldn't want to be on the other side of the ring from him... Oh **** he's coming back! Hurry up, hurry up!
The scene goes to a running shake as Lizzie and the cameraman hurry from the slowly approaching Jake Diamond. The camera man drops the camera and the scene blacks out, going to a commercial break.
End of Thread. Comments Welcome.