Post by Human Wreckingball/ Cosmos! on Mar 3, 2007 10:59:18 GMT -5
OOC: This takes place after "Wreckingball shares something with the fans".
(Lizzie spots Human Wreckingball walking backstage, after his in-ring argument with Jake and Alex. Wreckingball looks very cheerful)
Lizzie: Hey, Wreckingball. Do you have a few minutes to talk? I'm sure the fans want to know what's going on between you and the Coven.
Wreckingball: I always have time for the fans....and for you, Lizzie.
(Wreckingball and Lizzie laugh...)
Lizzie: Hey, thats enough already. So what do you think of Jake Diamond announcing the other members of his team?
Wreckingball: Well to tell you the truth, I think he's f***ing stupid.
Lizzie: I think you made that quite, quite clear in the ring. I'll have no bad language in MY interview, thank you!
Wreckingball: Yes, mother....
(Lizzie and Wreckingball start laughing)
Wreckingball: As I said....I think he's stupid. He's already decided on his team....I can just pick and choose now.
Lizzie: So when are we going to find out who's on Team Wreckingball?
Wreckingball: Don't call it that, please. Every person I choose will be on an equal footing. But to answer your question- as soon as I've asked them...and let Joke Diamond and company stew for a bit.
Lizzie: I saw Gnarrflinger the Butcher wants to join you, what did you think?
Wreckingball: I have a couple differences with Gnarfflinger, but I'm more than happy to let them go. I know how much he loathes the Coven. With him on my side, Joke and co. really will be stew.
Lizzie: Quite a few people have noticed you've changed a lot recently......is that true?
Wreckingball: Yes. Before all this stuff started, I just came out, entertained the fans, fought, then went backstage. Now....I've got something else to fight for. I'm going to protect this company from the Coven- and I'm going to do it for the fans, and for all the other superstars here...and I'm going to do it by any means necessary.
Lizzie: It's just the way you sounded, back in the ring....
Wreckingball: This is a company I believe in. It's my duty to clean it up, so its somewhere that anyone can join and have a chance....not just people who suck up to the Coven.
Lizzie: So what are your plans for after Total Carnage?
Wreckingball: Visit Jake and company in hospital? No, I'm joking. I'd be quite happy not to see them again. Go back to entertaining the fans, and wait for the Coven to start trouble again.
Lizzie: Jake seems to think that the fans are starting to turn against you....
Wreckingball: A couple of boos here and there don't mean anything. After him coming out and calling them all "hicks and hoes" a few times, I'm sure they'll see through his little flagwaving act.
Lizzie: So what do you think of his little patriot speeches? He told me that Americans were best at war and fighting....I'd like your thoughts on that.
Wreckingball: I think that he should put up or shut up. If he's so "patriotic", why didn't he pick another three Americans? As for Americans are best at war... I think he should go read about the First Battle of Saigon. That's even if he can read....
(Wreckingball laughs....)
As for the entire thing with the flag- I still think he's defacing it. See, he's the stereotypical American, not the typical one.....I'll tell you something. I come from a country, where people don't even talk to each other. Where if something happens to someone, they just walk the other way. Now that doesn't happen here, or at least not as much. People care more, you know? There's also a lot I don't like about this country...but it's not my country so I can't complain.
Lizzie: That's quite a charitable thing to say.
Wreckingball: Thankyou. It's also true. (Wreckingball grins)
Lizzie: Thankyou for your time.......
Wreckingball: It was my pleasure. Hope to see you again, sometime soon.
*Wreckingball enters his locker room*
END.
(Lizzie spots Human Wreckingball walking backstage, after his in-ring argument with Jake and Alex. Wreckingball looks very cheerful)
Lizzie: Hey, Wreckingball. Do you have a few minutes to talk? I'm sure the fans want to know what's going on between you and the Coven.
Wreckingball: I always have time for the fans....and for you, Lizzie.
(Wreckingball and Lizzie laugh...)
Lizzie: Hey, thats enough already. So what do you think of Jake Diamond announcing the other members of his team?
Wreckingball: Well to tell you the truth, I think he's f***ing stupid.
Lizzie: I think you made that quite, quite clear in the ring. I'll have no bad language in MY interview, thank you!
Wreckingball: Yes, mother....
(Lizzie and Wreckingball start laughing)
Wreckingball: As I said....I think he's stupid. He's already decided on his team....I can just pick and choose now.
Lizzie: So when are we going to find out who's on Team Wreckingball?
Wreckingball: Don't call it that, please. Every person I choose will be on an equal footing. But to answer your question- as soon as I've asked them...and let Joke Diamond and company stew for a bit.
Lizzie: I saw Gnarrflinger the Butcher wants to join you, what did you think?
Wreckingball: I have a couple differences with Gnarfflinger, but I'm more than happy to let them go. I know how much he loathes the Coven. With him on my side, Joke and co. really will be stew.
Lizzie: Quite a few people have noticed you've changed a lot recently......is that true?
Wreckingball: Yes. Before all this stuff started, I just came out, entertained the fans, fought, then went backstage. Now....I've got something else to fight for. I'm going to protect this company from the Coven- and I'm going to do it for the fans, and for all the other superstars here...and I'm going to do it by any means necessary.
Lizzie: It's just the way you sounded, back in the ring....
Wreckingball: This is a company I believe in. It's my duty to clean it up, so its somewhere that anyone can join and have a chance....not just people who suck up to the Coven.
Lizzie: So what are your plans for after Total Carnage?
Wreckingball: Visit Jake and company in hospital? No, I'm joking. I'd be quite happy not to see them again. Go back to entertaining the fans, and wait for the Coven to start trouble again.
Lizzie: Jake seems to think that the fans are starting to turn against you....
Wreckingball: A couple of boos here and there don't mean anything. After him coming out and calling them all "hicks and hoes" a few times, I'm sure they'll see through his little flagwaving act.
Lizzie: So what do you think of his little patriot speeches? He told me that Americans were best at war and fighting....I'd like your thoughts on that.
Wreckingball: I think that he should put up or shut up. If he's so "patriotic", why didn't he pick another three Americans? As for Americans are best at war... I think he should go read about the First Battle of Saigon. That's even if he can read....
(Wreckingball laughs....)
As for the entire thing with the flag- I still think he's defacing it. See, he's the stereotypical American, not the typical one.....I'll tell you something. I come from a country, where people don't even talk to each other. Where if something happens to someone, they just walk the other way. Now that doesn't happen here, or at least not as much. People care more, you know? There's also a lot I don't like about this country...but it's not my country so I can't complain.
Lizzie: That's quite a charitable thing to say.
Wreckingball: Thankyou. It's also true. (Wreckingball grins)
Lizzie: Thankyou for your time.......
Wreckingball: It was my pleasure. Hope to see you again, sometime soon.
*Wreckingball enters his locker room*
END.