Post by Zantazm on Apr 6, 2007 2:08:27 GMT -5
Zantazm is walking down the corridor hastily as if something were wrong. Lizzie sees him and approaches calmly.
Lizzie: Zantazm, what's wrong? You look...confused.
Zantazm: I've got this huge headache, Lizzie. I just haven't been myself the last few weeks, and I've just found out...
Lizzie: Found out what, Zant?
Zantazm: Well, this is kinda embarassing, but I just found out that I'm on Team Donut.
Lizzie: That's old news, boss, you've been eating donuts, passing out on the roof, and creating all kinds of havoc everywhere.
Zantazm: That's what I was afraid of....damnit!...How did that happen?
Lizzie: It was the juice....you were drinking from the magic pouch...
Zantazm: I should have known....well, in any event, I was coming out to the ring to make an announcement regarding World Warz. I might as well make the announcement right now. I'm in no shape to go out there right now with this headache. I've gotta go home and take a day or two off.
Lizzie: I'm glad I caught you in time. What's the big announcement?
Zantazm: As of this moment, there will be no Team Donut at World Warz.
Lizzie: But Zantazm, you said that not only would there be a Team Donut, but you'd be a member...
Zantazm: I don't know what I said, but I said it under the influence of some strange magic potion. I can't let Team Donut make a mockery of the entire World Warz concept. There are sponsors and regulations we must listen to and follow.
Lizzie: I understand, but what will No Mercy and Hyper Elf do now?
Zantazm: They are more than welcome to join one of the other existing teams as long as they are born or live in those countries. Everyone has until the end of Easter Sunday to sign up.
Lizzie: Thanks for passing along the information, hope you feel better soon.
Zantazm: I appreciate it, Lizzie.
Zantazm turns around and begins back down the corridor to his office. He stumbles a bit, but then regains composure and continues. He can be seen putting his hand on the side of his head as he disappears.
END OF THREAD
Lizzie: Zantazm, what's wrong? You look...confused.
Zantazm: I've got this huge headache, Lizzie. I just haven't been myself the last few weeks, and I've just found out...
Lizzie: Found out what, Zant?
Zantazm: Well, this is kinda embarassing, but I just found out that I'm on Team Donut.
Lizzie: That's old news, boss, you've been eating donuts, passing out on the roof, and creating all kinds of havoc everywhere.
Zantazm: That's what I was afraid of....damnit!...How did that happen?
Lizzie: It was the juice....you were drinking from the magic pouch...
Zantazm: I should have known....well, in any event, I was coming out to the ring to make an announcement regarding World Warz. I might as well make the announcement right now. I'm in no shape to go out there right now with this headache. I've gotta go home and take a day or two off.
Lizzie: I'm glad I caught you in time. What's the big announcement?
Zantazm: As of this moment, there will be no Team Donut at World Warz.
Lizzie: But Zantazm, you said that not only would there be a Team Donut, but you'd be a member...
Zantazm: I don't know what I said, but I said it under the influence of some strange magic potion. I can't let Team Donut make a mockery of the entire World Warz concept. There are sponsors and regulations we must listen to and follow.
Lizzie: I understand, but what will No Mercy and Hyper Elf do now?
Zantazm: They are more than welcome to join one of the other existing teams as long as they are born or live in those countries. Everyone has until the end of Easter Sunday to sign up.
Lizzie: Thanks for passing along the information, hope you feel better soon.
Zantazm: I appreciate it, Lizzie.
Zantazm turns around and begins back down the corridor to his office. He stumbles a bit, but then regains composure and continues. He can be seen putting his hand on the side of his head as he disappears.
END OF THREAD