Post by Dave Carter on May 1, 2007 8:18:12 GMT -5
The scene starts with Lizzie Morna walking backstage and spotting someone going around the corner. She quickly rushes after that person and the cameramen follows him. Finally Lizzie catches up with that person, revealing him to be Dave Carter. Once Dave turns his face to camera, a loud wave of cheers goes over through the arena.
~~Lizzie~~
Dave, I hope you don't mind, but I wanted to get a quick interview with you.
Dave, who wears his usual street clothes and a pair of sunglasses, as well the New Age title on his shoulder, looks to Lizzie and lowers his sunglasses a bit.
~~Dave Carter~~
Sure Lizzie, let's hear your questions.
Dave looks toward the camera and smiles then looks back at Lizzie.
~~Lizzie~~
Dave, "NeXuS" is less then three weeks away, and competition that already will be at the main event, the "NeXuS" match is already strong. Such experienced superstars as Skull, Rurouni and Trickshot, and as well let's not forget the women's champion Izzy and young and new superstars as Scotty Dreamer, Anthony Luciano and the man you fought for the New Age title very recently - Desperado. So how do you feel about Dave, are you sure that you will be able to handle such competition?
Dave starts shacking his head and looks at Lizzie as if disappointed with her.
~~Dave Carter~~
Lizzie, Lizzie, Lizzie... why do you have to always be that serious? Why you always have to ask such complicated question? Why can't you instead say 'Hey Dave"... "How's your breakfast today, Dave"... "Did you read anything good on the newspaper, Dave?"
Lizzie looks confused and doesn't know what to answer to Carter, but still tries as she rises the mic back to her lips.
~~Lizzie~~
But... but Dave, that's my job... and I have to ask you how you feel about the fact...
~~Dave Carter~~
Lizzie... you're not paying attention... but don't worry, Dave Carter will let it slip through this time and answer your question. Oh, by the way, Ricky said that if I meet you, to tell you that he will call you tonight and something that he hope you like spicy food cause the spanish fury will be taking you out for a diner and after that a concert of her choice. I don't know what this was about, but just so you know.
After this Lizzie gets even more confused of what to do and her face turns red. Dave then gently takes the mic of her hands, while she just stands aside him as if a little embarrassed.
~~Dave Carter~~
Now, about your question. You see, Dave Carter knows there will be a strong competition at "NeXuS". Dave Carter knows there will be many other strong and determinate superstars in those four little cells, willing to do anything to reach that ultimate goal. But Dave Carter also knows that he is as ready and determinate as any other person in that match. And he is ready to whoop all of their asses one... by one.
Dave Carter looks slightly at Lizzie, who stands the same way as she did, still confused and with red face. Dave then turns back to the camera and rises up the mic to his mouth.
~~Dave Carter~~
Now, allow Dave Carter to address some of his opponents. Dave Carter is right now mainly considered about 3 persons. The first one would be Skull.
Now Skull, you want to go and mock Dave Carter? You want to go and call Dave Carter moronic looking? Skull, have you even seen yourself in a mirror. You look like a retard... and ugly retard, who's face just got run over by a truck... twice. Oh, wait, Skull look there, I think Lrey is coming... you better gather your little umpa-lumpas squad and go to the crowd to hide behind some shemale skirt as you always do.
Now, the second person is someone who seems to have problems with the ladies and that is Mr.Luciano. Now Mr.Luciano... unlike you Dave Carter doesn't have problems with the ladies... unlike you Dave Carter likes ladies, no matter where they are... and unlike you, Dave Carter loves ladies... so if you have problem with that and you have problems with ladies, why don't you go hook up with Ray? You could be a good couple, Ray would cheer you on at the ringside, and Jimmy would have an easier time commentating. It would be a win to all.
Another wave of cheers is heard from the crowd and Dave stops, listening to it. He then turns back to the camera and continues.
~~Dave Carter~~
The third person, it's no secret, is Desperado. Now Desperado, everything between you and me is already clear. Dave Carter will only say one thing to you. And this as well goes to Skull, Luciano and everyone else on that matter - you got something to say to Dave Carter, you bring your ass right here, so Dave Carter could take your little foot and shut your god smacked mouth with it.
With all that said, only one more thing is left *Dave gives a slight cough* Get reeeaaady, because the show is about to... Start!
Dave again gives his signature smile to the camera and trows the mic to still confused Lizzie, then starts walking away as the screen fades out.
*THE END*
OOC: Comments are welcomed as always
~~Lizzie~~
Dave, I hope you don't mind, but I wanted to get a quick interview with you.
Dave, who wears his usual street clothes and a pair of sunglasses, as well the New Age title on his shoulder, looks to Lizzie and lowers his sunglasses a bit.
~~Dave Carter~~
Sure Lizzie, let's hear your questions.
Dave looks toward the camera and smiles then looks back at Lizzie.
~~Lizzie~~
Dave, "NeXuS" is less then three weeks away, and competition that already will be at the main event, the "NeXuS" match is already strong. Such experienced superstars as Skull, Rurouni and Trickshot, and as well let's not forget the women's champion Izzy and young and new superstars as Scotty Dreamer, Anthony Luciano and the man you fought for the New Age title very recently - Desperado. So how do you feel about Dave, are you sure that you will be able to handle such competition?
Dave starts shacking his head and looks at Lizzie as if disappointed with her.
~~Dave Carter~~
Lizzie, Lizzie, Lizzie... why do you have to always be that serious? Why you always have to ask such complicated question? Why can't you instead say 'Hey Dave"... "How's your breakfast today, Dave"... "Did you read anything good on the newspaper, Dave?"
Lizzie looks confused and doesn't know what to answer to Carter, but still tries as she rises the mic back to her lips.
~~Lizzie~~
But... but Dave, that's my job... and I have to ask you how you feel about the fact...
~~Dave Carter~~
Lizzie... you're not paying attention... but don't worry, Dave Carter will let it slip through this time and answer your question. Oh, by the way, Ricky said that if I meet you, to tell you that he will call you tonight and something that he hope you like spicy food cause the spanish fury will be taking you out for a diner and after that a concert of her choice. I don't know what this was about, but just so you know.
After this Lizzie gets even more confused of what to do and her face turns red. Dave then gently takes the mic of her hands, while she just stands aside him as if a little embarrassed.
~~Dave Carter~~
Now, about your question. You see, Dave Carter knows there will be a strong competition at "NeXuS". Dave Carter knows there will be many other strong and determinate superstars in those four little cells, willing to do anything to reach that ultimate goal. But Dave Carter also knows that he is as ready and determinate as any other person in that match. And he is ready to whoop all of their asses one... by one.
Dave Carter looks slightly at Lizzie, who stands the same way as she did, still confused and with red face. Dave then turns back to the camera and rises up the mic to his mouth.
~~Dave Carter~~
Now, allow Dave Carter to address some of his opponents. Dave Carter is right now mainly considered about 3 persons. The first one would be Skull.
Now Skull, you want to go and mock Dave Carter? You want to go and call Dave Carter moronic looking? Skull, have you even seen yourself in a mirror. You look like a retard... and ugly retard, who's face just got run over by a truck... twice. Oh, wait, Skull look there, I think Lrey is coming... you better gather your little umpa-lumpas squad and go to the crowd to hide behind some shemale skirt as you always do.
Now, the second person is someone who seems to have problems with the ladies and that is Mr.Luciano. Now Mr.Luciano... unlike you Dave Carter doesn't have problems with the ladies... unlike you Dave Carter likes ladies, no matter where they are... and unlike you, Dave Carter loves ladies... so if you have problem with that and you have problems with ladies, why don't you go hook up with Ray? You could be a good couple, Ray would cheer you on at the ringside, and Jimmy would have an easier time commentating. It would be a win to all.
Another wave of cheers is heard from the crowd and Dave stops, listening to it. He then turns back to the camera and continues.
~~Dave Carter~~
The third person, it's no secret, is Desperado. Now Desperado, everything between you and me is already clear. Dave Carter will only say one thing to you. And this as well goes to Skull, Luciano and everyone else on that matter - you got something to say to Dave Carter, you bring your ass right here, so Dave Carter could take your little foot and shut your god smacked mouth with it.
With all that said, only one more thing is left *Dave gives a slight cough* Get reeeaaady, because the show is about to... Start!
Dave again gives his signature smile to the camera and trows the mic to still confused Lizzie, then starts walking away as the screen fades out.
*THE END*
OOC: Comments are welcomed as always
