Post by Hayden on Jan 9, 2007 5:14:55 GMT -5
The show comes back after an ad break, and Hayden HardKore is standing in the ring, with 96 Quite Bitter Beings (by CKY) blasting out of the PA system. He is dressed rather sharply in a black two-piece suit, with black shirt and silver tie. Hayden carries a mike in hand and a large smile on his face, as he is about to make an announcement
Hayden: I am here to make an announcement
King: He's here to make an announcement JR
JR: Gee, whatever gave that away, was it when he said "I am here to make an announcement?"
King: No I think it was the suit, nobody dresses that snappy unless they are going to make an announcement!
JR: King, did you get dropped as a baby?
Jackass looks out over the crowd, waiting for the right moment to start his next sentence. finally, he continues talking
Hayden: Last week, it was decided that the two superstars Skorpio and Rurouni would face off in a parking lot brawl...with the looser being made to wear 'girly clothing'. however, there has been some 'developments' during the week behind the scenes that would change the course of the match. Roll the tape...[/b]
Jackass points towards the trinatron, and it kicks into life, showing the scene from KingBear's office where the new match was announced (KBs office Havoc Thread, page 2 & 3).
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As the trinatron fades out, Jackass continues his announcement in the ring.
Hayden: So, there you have it. We will now be having a Triple Threat Parking Brawl, between Skorpio, Rurouni and...myself. The looser of this match will have to dress up in women's clothing and will be embarrassed by the winner of the match. I don't personally see the appeal of grown men wearing dresses, but if it makes the fans happy...then I can't complain. So the match will go ahead as planned, but your assistant GM and Triumph Champion will be added to the mix. That is all for now, enjoy the rest of the night.[/b]
Jackasses music plays once more and he starts to leave the ring, politely handing his mike over to the assistant before walking across the ring towards the exit
King: Did you hear that. A Triple Threat Parking Brawl, involving Jackass aswell! And the looser dresses up in "girly clothes"!
JR: I heard it allright King, its all a little weird for my taste
King: Oh, c'mon JR...I know you want to see Jackass in a dress
JR: Thats not funny King
TBC by anybody or END THREAD
Hayden: I am here to make an announcement
King: He's here to make an announcement JR
JR: Gee, whatever gave that away, was it when he said "I am here to make an announcement?"
King: No I think it was the suit, nobody dresses that snappy unless they are going to make an announcement!
JR: King, did you get dropped as a baby?
Jackass looks out over the crowd, waiting for the right moment to start his next sentence. finally, he continues talking
Hayden: Last week, it was decided that the two superstars Skorpio and Rurouni would face off in a parking lot brawl...with the looser being made to wear 'girly clothing'. however, there has been some 'developments' during the week behind the scenes that would change the course of the match. Roll the tape...[/b]
Jackass points towards the trinatron, and it kicks into life, showing the scene from KingBear's office where the new match was announced (KBs office Havoc Thread, page 2 & 3).
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On the Trinatron Paraphrase (Read the Thread)
The scene opens in KingBear's office, after the people in the room did not take him seriously, Skorpio issues a challenge to the packed office. Jackass steps up to the plate, getting face to face with Skorpio. Neither man mbacks down and they share a heated discussion, until they are pulled apart. As all is settling down in the room, Hawkeye enters to talk to KingBear. When all three men are in the room together, it becomes clear that neither Jackass or Hawkeye like Skorpio very much. KingBear breaks the tense atmosphere by changing the match to a Triple Threat match, before sending the men on their way. The scene fades out with KingBear holding his head, rubbing his temple due to the problems of dealing with the extended egos of his superstars.
The scene opens in KingBear's office, after the people in the room did not take him seriously, Skorpio issues a challenge to the packed office. Jackass steps up to the plate, getting face to face with Skorpio. Neither man mbacks down and they share a heated discussion, until they are pulled apart. As all is settling down in the room, Hawkeye enters to talk to KingBear. When all three men are in the room together, it becomes clear that neither Jackass or Hawkeye like Skorpio very much. KingBear breaks the tense atmosphere by changing the match to a Triple Threat match, before sending the men on their way. The scene fades out with KingBear holding his head, rubbing his temple due to the problems of dealing with the extended egos of his superstars.
As the trinatron fades out, Jackass continues his announcement in the ring.
Hayden: So, there you have it. We will now be having a Triple Threat Parking Brawl, between Skorpio, Rurouni and...myself. The looser of this match will have to dress up in women's clothing and will be embarrassed by the winner of the match. I don't personally see the appeal of grown men wearing dresses, but if it makes the fans happy...then I can't complain. So the match will go ahead as planned, but your assistant GM and Triumph Champion will be added to the mix. That is all for now, enjoy the rest of the night.[/b]
Jackasses music plays once more and he starts to leave the ring, politely handing his mike over to the assistant before walking across the ring towards the exit
King: Did you hear that. A Triple Threat Parking Brawl, involving Jackass aswell! And the looser dresses up in "girly clothes"!
JR: I heard it allright King, its all a little weird for my taste
King: Oh, c'mon JR...I know you want to see Jackass in a dress
JR: Thats not funny King
TBC by anybody or END THREAD
