Post by Jake Diamond/Pavor Nocturnus on Jan 9, 2007 17:52:41 GMT -5
*The lights of the arena change to the colors of red, white, and blue as the entrance tunnel fills with sparks and "New Skin" by Incubus blares throughout the arena. The silhouette of Jake appears in the tunnel as sparks shoot all around him.*
JR: This must be that new kid, Jake Diamond. Not a very experienced resume.
Lawler: Probably another meaningless jobber trying to make himself a name.
*Jake bursts out of the entrance tunnel and walks casually down the ramp. He stops at the foot of the ramp and shoots his arms straight up in the shape of a diamond. Jake quickly hops over the top rope and grabs a mic.*
JD: The Present and Future of Wrestling has arrived!
*The crowd doesn't know what they should do so they cheer anyway.*
JD: Shut the hell up! If I wanted respect from the American public I'd whore myself up like Brittany Spears or Paris Hilton, but I digress. Yes "The Purebred" has arrived to GHW, and I'm only here to add another title around my waist, and another victim to my trophy cabinet.
JR: That was uncalled for! He doesn't have to treat the fans like this.
*The audience boos escalate but Jake quickly flips them the bird as their echoing boos continue.*
Lawler: Well JR, he apparently doesn't care.
JD: All you player-hating wannabes back there want to be me, and all your girls want to see me. And when your kids meet me, I greet thee with a smile, because I go the extra mile. Ha ha. Now I know what your thinking and no I'm not here to take your redneck wives with eight or nine children, I'm here to make a call out.
*The chants of "Jake Sucks" fill the arena as Jake taunts them on bit more.*
JR: So he is out here for a better reason...
Lawler: Quiet JR, this kids got spunk and charisma, lets see what he's got to say.
JD: It has reached my attention that another "experienced grappler" has arrived to GHW. No where near as handsome or talented as I am, but a mild challenge. You know who you are Giordano! Get out here Jazzman so I can give you a tune to play!
*"Jake Sucks" chants continue as Jake waits for his opponent.*
((((TBCB: Giordano Jazz ))))
JR: This must be that new kid, Jake Diamond. Not a very experienced resume.
Lawler: Probably another meaningless jobber trying to make himself a name.
*Jake bursts out of the entrance tunnel and walks casually down the ramp. He stops at the foot of the ramp and shoots his arms straight up in the shape of a diamond. Jake quickly hops over the top rope and grabs a mic.*
JD: The Present and Future of Wrestling has arrived!
*The crowd doesn't know what they should do so they cheer anyway.*
JD: Shut the hell up! If I wanted respect from the American public I'd whore myself up like Brittany Spears or Paris Hilton, but I digress. Yes "The Purebred" has arrived to GHW, and I'm only here to add another title around my waist, and another victim to my trophy cabinet.
JR: That was uncalled for! He doesn't have to treat the fans like this.
*The audience boos escalate but Jake quickly flips them the bird as their echoing boos continue.*
Lawler: Well JR, he apparently doesn't care.
JD: All you player-hating wannabes back there want to be me, and all your girls want to see me. And when your kids meet me, I greet thee with a smile, because I go the extra mile. Ha ha. Now I know what your thinking and no I'm not here to take your redneck wives with eight or nine children, I'm here to make a call out.
*The chants of "Jake Sucks" fill the arena as Jake taunts them on bit more.*
JR: So he is out here for a better reason...
Lawler: Quiet JR, this kids got spunk and charisma, lets see what he's got to say.
JD: It has reached my attention that another "experienced grappler" has arrived to GHW. No where near as handsome or talented as I am, but a mild challenge. You know who you are Giordano! Get out here Jazzman so I can give you a tune to play!
*"Jake Sucks" chants continue as Jake waits for his opponent.*
((((TBCB: Giordano Jazz ))))