Wreckingball's five questions

[Human Wreckingball/ Cosmos!]

Blue and red stage lights sweep around the arena, as "As I Am" by Dream Theater begins playing and a fountain of red and blue pyros shower across the entrance, obscuring it. The crowd begin cheering wildly... As the guitar begins, the Human Wreckingball begins to make his way down the ramp, dressed in his now-trademark red wrestling boots, blue pants with red flame detail and a blue shirt showing similar flame detail....as the lights dim and all four turnbuckles and the sides of the entrance ramp suddenly erupt into blue flame!

When the flames die down, the Human Wreckingball makes his way down to the ring, shaking the hands of the fans on the way down and signing autographs and talking and joking with the fans.
The Human Wreckingball enters the ring, and lifts up his arms, then goes to the centre and picks up a microphone....
"Yo, whats up GHW!" (Crowd cheer)
"I think that you might know, I've not got a match for a while.....have to let some of the other legends have a chance...."

JR: Well why is he out here then!?
King: I have no idea, he's just the crowd's *****....

Human Wreckingball: I couldn't imagine two weeks of not entertaining you....so I decided to do this....I'd like to present.....Ask the Wreckingball! Now...anyone can come up and ask a question. Anyone at all.

(A teenager makes his way up into the ring)
HW: Well........you seem to be thinking quite hard about somethingI hope you get a worthwhile answer.
Teenager: I know your favourite comic is "Incredible Hulk"....
HW: Yeah?
Teenager: It doesn't matter what you had for dinner!
HW: Hehehe, interesting question. I just guess its because outside the ring, I'm a normal guy too- I live two lives as well as the Hulk- this hero inside the ring and a normal guy outside. I hope that's helped- and I want to ask you something. Go and be a hero to the people you care for most.
(Crowd cheer as the teenager goes back)

Suddenly, entrance music begins and....... someone appears at the top of the ramp!

HW: It seems like we have a special visitor tonight!

TBC anyone. (Comments welcome)

[chemodeus]

Fire works go off around the stage as a lone figure appears with facing every one as Shine by Shannon Noll blasts over the speakers and echo's around the arena.

JR: I wonder who this his showing up on Human Wreckingball.

King: {shrugs} Looks like another fan favorite to me JR , so it doesn't look like Wreckingball has anything to worry about.

Just as the instrument solo finishes and the words begin Diablo jogs down the ramp giving a high five to all his fans who are cheering and screaming the roof off holding there signs and foam hands while they try to get the attention of Diablo.

JR: Good to see someone that appreciates these great fans of GHW King.

King: Does that mean this is going to be boring JR?

Stopping at the ring looking at Wreckingball Diablo behind his mask smiles then takes a step back before running energetically at the ring and sliding under the bottom rope. Running around the squared circle Diablo stops at each corner standing on the second rope holding his title up high for every one to see.

King: Looks like he has some type of title there JR , I wonder what it is ? .. The biggest show off award ?

JR: If you did your home work instead of being a smart mouth , you would realise that title is the SCW Deep Zero title. That means he's the best in the middle weight division King.

Getting down from the last corner ropes Diablo walks to the centre of the ring and looks at Wreckingball waiting for him to say something.

TBC Wrecker

[Human Wreckingball/ Cosmos!]

Human Wreckingball just stares at Diablo's entrance, surprised- and then suddenly breaks into a huge grin.

Human Wreckingball: Well, I knew that I had a special visitor, but El Loco Diablo couldn't be any less expected- or any more welcome! So where exactly DID you go off to after I called you out before!? And more importantly, are you going to stay around for longer this time? What do you think, fans? *Fans roar in approval* You think he should stay too? Well, he's a lot more interesting than Vlad the Bad.....

JR: Human Wreckingball shouldn't insult his opponents like that....
King: Your just starting to sound like Ray....
JR: *Thwack!*

HW: So.....dont keep the loyal fans waiting brother- is this your glamorous, glorious return?
(Human Wreckingball hands ELD a microphone)

TBC ELD

[chemodeus]

El Diablo ponders the situation before raising the mic to his mask to speak with an electronic sounding voice.

Diablo: I went every where and no where Wreckingball , but that is unimportant at this moment.

King: What the hell is up with Diabo's voice .. thats freaking me out !!

JR: That can't be his voice King , maybe he doesn't want you to know who he really is ??

HW: {looks puzzled}

Diablo: As for staying ? going ? every one stays no where and yet every one goes anywhere. But which way are you looking ? are they really staying or are they really going ?

All the audience not knowing how to react are completely stumped as Diablo hands the mic back to Wreckingball.

TBc Wrecker

[Human Wreckingball/ Cosmos!]

Human Wreckingball: (Is quiet, thinking for a moment).....Which way am I looking? Well, I'm looking right at you! Heh, most of the time, the fans know more about whats going on than I do, and I really have no idea at the moment. So which way am I looking? I'm looking for the future of this federation. I'm looking at the fans, I'm looking at myself, I'm looking at you. I'm looking for everyone who comes out here week after week, night after night to keep the fans happy. Next question- Are they really staying or are they really going? Well, they're staying to look for answers and for action- and I'm going to the future of this business. The future where its all about the fans! (Crowd cheer relentlessly)

JR: He has no idea!?
King: Well, he's definately not alone.

HW: Now, I said I'd stand by you to the end- and I mean that. But the fans want more than that- and so do I....the fans want answers, and I want action, we only had one match together in SCW and I know we can do better than that- I know we can show the fans what wrestling really is about! Not talentless thugs like Vlad the Sad....I know that the Coven are the past of wrestling. And we are the future!


King: He really likes hitting on the Coven, doesnt he?
JR: Yeah..........but they've done him few enough favours as well. If they were to come out and offer him a full apology for everything their members have ever done, he MIGHT stop- but I doubt it'll happen....
King: Well, I dont think either of them'll ever do that. Coven are too powerful and arrogant, and Wreckingball just likes to have the crowd in his hand.

TBC