Post by Human Wreckingball/ Cosmos! on Jan 24, 2007 15:36:30 GMT -5
"Puppies on Acid-Live" by Dream Theater explodes from the speakers as blue and red pyros erupt, showering the front of the ramp and obscuring the backstage entrance as the Human Wreckingball appears at the top of the entrance ramp, dressed in blue boots and pants with red flame detail, and a red shirt with blue flame detail, and this time, wearing the mask he wears in the "Young Bloods" (Ultimo Dragon style)....He raises both arms as the lights dim and all four turnbuckles and the sides of the entrance ramp explode into blue and red flames! The crowd begin cheering and yelling "Wreckingball! Wreckingball!".
As the flames die down, the Human Wreckingball makes his way down the ramp, shaking hands with the fans, signing autographs and having his photo taken, posing with the fans, the usual.
Ray: Hehe
Jimmy: What!?
Ray: I'll bet he's not so sexy under that mask now....I'd still do him though....
Jimmy:Yeah, he'd do you too. With a fist to the nose....
Ray: I like fists....
Jimmy: *Thwack* FAMILY *Thwack* SHOW! How many more times do I have to tell you! Thats right people, I'm still looking for another announcer. Heck even Justin could do a better job than this pervert.
Human Wreckingball gets into the ring and picks up a microphone...
HW: "Yo, whats up GHW?" (Crowd cheer wildly) "I really wish I could say the same......" *Wreckingball takes off his mask, showing heavily bruised face beneath* "See.......this is the way Children of the Grave try to win a match, and even then they fail miserably, so they attack their opponents even after they get disqualified because they only have enough talent to hit their opponent with weapons!"
Ray: My sexy Rocker.....
Jimmy: He's not all that sexy........even less now....HA!
Human Wreckingball: "Now, I'd like to invite someone new down to the ring. Making his debut in a major federation- as far as I know.....an upcoming technical genius! Jack Irvine everybody....."
TBC Jack Irvine
As the flames die down, the Human Wreckingball makes his way down the ramp, shaking hands with the fans, signing autographs and having his photo taken, posing with the fans, the usual.
Ray: Hehe
Jimmy: What!?
Ray: I'll bet he's not so sexy under that mask now....I'd still do him though....
Jimmy:Yeah, he'd do you too. With a fist to the nose....
Ray: I like fists....
Jimmy: *Thwack* FAMILY *Thwack* SHOW! How many more times do I have to tell you! Thats right people, I'm still looking for another announcer. Heck even Justin could do a better job than this pervert.
Human Wreckingball gets into the ring and picks up a microphone...
HW: "Yo, whats up GHW?" (Crowd cheer wildly) "I really wish I could say the same......" *Wreckingball takes off his mask, showing heavily bruised face beneath* "See.......this is the way Children of the Grave try to win a match, and even then they fail miserably, so they attack their opponents even after they get disqualified because they only have enough talent to hit their opponent with weapons!"
Ray: My sexy Rocker.....
Jimmy: He's not all that sexy........even less now....HA!
Human Wreckingball: "Now, I'd like to invite someone new down to the ring. Making his debut in a major federation- as far as I know.....an upcoming technical genius! Jack Irvine everybody....."
TBC Jack Irvine
