No Time Like the Present - To Get Ripped Apart!

[amysickness]

A sludgy bass note erupts from the PA, followed by the crack of a drum fill and a dirty guitar riff as Mudhoney's Sweet Young Thing Ain't Sweet No More hits the speakers and pictures of Amy Sickness posing out of the ring and competing in indie feds appear on the jumbotron. Amy herself appears at the top of the ramp, clad in a loose white shirt and a black leather jacket. She is also wearing tight denim shorts and heavy rubber boots with steel tips. She walks down the ramp, waving at the audience. She climbs up the steel steps and walks across the apron, in the centre of the apron she raises her arm and flashes a peace sign. She climbs into the ring between the bottom and second rope. The ring announcer, situated in the corner of the ring, hands her a mic.

Amy: Hey fans of GHW!

The crowd give a hearty applause, not just because of her obvious good looks, but because of her cracking performance against Blue0ctaine last Monday.

Amy: I just signed up to Revelation, and I can honestly say I can't wait to become a part of the Saturday Night line-up!

Amy pauses to take in the crowd response. She giggles to herself, obviously enjoying the attention...

Amy: I can't wait to get into the ring on a Saturday Night and crush my opponents until they literally pray for death!

A playful 'She's a psycho' chant starts up as Amy looks around at the crowd, smiling contentedly-

Amy: I will not rest until every single one of my opponents are bleeding out of places they've never bled before! The more human flesh I can tenderise, the better! By increasing my work schedule, I am doubling the amount of bones I can break, skulls I can crush, windpipes I can decimate!

Amy raises her arms, smiling and clapping playfully.

(OOC: I can wrap it up, or someone can interrupt, get something going, whatever ;D)

[Lrey]

"Move and show me what you can do when you step into the circle and checks like we do!"



Appears suddenly over the titron as Move by Thousand Foot Krutch plays over the speakers. The titron switches and says "The Wild Card", then afterward "Duece's Are Wild". The titron starts to switch between these words faster and faster until finally its just a blur. All of a sudden the titron goes blank and sparks shoot out everywhere as Duece walks out wearing a DC brand shirt, Fallen brand jeans, DC shoes, and a pair of skateboarding gloves. He is also holding his Element board and wearing around his waist the SCW United States Title(OOC: Soon to the SCW/GHW united title after the PPV lol). Duece walks down the ring high-fiving the fans all the way. He walks maybe about halfway down the ramp and throws up Duece's and sparks go off one more time.

J.P.: Here is one competitor that won't take this talking and gloating for to long. This man right here is "The Wild Card" Duece. This man fought a hell of a match against Justin Michaels for his debut and has only been fighting high profiled Fighty fighty persons since he began at GHW. One reason may be becauseof the training from world renowned Aerialist and Hardcore master The Demonic Angel Lil Rey Ray.

Ray: Im still trying to decide which of the two are sexier Duece or Lrey. Such a tough decision. Hmm, maybe I'll dream about it *sigh*.

J.P.: Folks I made the announcement that anyone that thinks they can do a better job than Ray and if preferably straight please come and try out, please!

Duece walks down the ramp and stops at the ring. DC walks over to a young woman and hands her his skateboard and gives her a kiss on the cheek. After doing so he snaps into action and jumps up onto the steel steps as a mic is at his feet. DC grabs the mic and wiggles throught the ropes.

DC: The all so tough Amy Sickness I would guess? When you got here you said you have taken down men two times your size. Hmm... I believe ya, but that ain't what matters. Yea what matters is that the dude you whipped up was worth the fight. Size ain't got nothin' to do with the way the dude fights. Man then any freak show that weighed 280 or more would be wrestlin'. Naw' I think you should fight a real competitor not some over grown retard that decided he thinks he can fight. So Mrs. Amy Sickness, the queen of disturbin' images and deadly words, wanna back um' up against some real competition and see what a real fight is like?[/i]

[wrecker]

Bloodline by Slayer hits and Wrecker walks through the curtains with a crowbar

Announcer 1: Now Wrecker?
Announcer 2: With Amy, and now Wrecker, that makes two oddities in the ring!
Announcer 1: How can you say that when you havent seen a single one of them fight
Announcer: 2: Well just look at them. Do they seem normal to you? Would you see people just like them walking down the street? Didnt think so

Wrecker walks down the ring, walks up the ring stairs, and steps over the ropes and looks at Duece with a small, devilish grin, then snatches his mic

Wrecker: You have some taste in woman Duece. Your not exactly an ugly looking guy and your stalking this chick? But hey, whatever. Anyway, like Sickness, Im also new to the Saturday line-up. For those who know me, which isnt much in this dump, I just cant seem to mind my own business. I just cant...just cant seem to resist that urge. Duece, you know that feeling. Like when that girl is wearing those mad small skirts and shes bending...wait, forgot Sickness was here. But still, theres something I have a problem with what both of you said. Well, actually two problems. One is that she said shes going to break bones? Come on, I dont know about Wild Card, but its impossible to break my bones. And the other thing. You said size doesnt matter?

The camera pans away, showing Duece a little smaller, and Sickness a little more than half Wrecker's height.

Wrecker: "Size Matters" Has been my philosophy ever since I started wrestling. Sure Im more of a beer belly than a six pack, but as long as I have more L-Bs than my opponents, I always win. Which is why I came to fight you two: Sick Chick and Duece the Douche

Crowd boos intensly, and Wrecker still somehow mantains his smile

Wrecker: I could take you both at the same time! Your weight put together is probably not even remotely close to mine. You could stand on eachothers shoulders, but still. See, since me and Amy are new, how about a triple threat with "some real competition"

[Lrey]

OOC: haha Im gonna get ya for that Duece the Douche joke buddy lol.

Duece looks around as the crowd is booing The Wrecker who is still smirking.

DC: Dude stop yourself before you over think... oops to late dude think you already hurt yourself when you thought of that little Duece the Douche joke. Man when you make a joke make sure its funny first? And dude the only size you probably got is your pounds, and don't take my word just ask Ray. Hell the showers are goin' off before I leave the arena god I mean get a room not a porno that ends with preparation H and a swollen prostate.

The crowd busts out in laughter at this statement as the Wrecker starts to get red in the face.

DC: Dude your startin' to hurt yourself again, because see you just had the dumbest thought on earth you thought you were gonna get mad at me. Dude it ain't worth gettin' mad dude, take Sickness she is bringin' bad news with a smile and a sexy body. Wrecker if you can manage to make your brain work long enough to get to the ring get your ass kicked in by me, then watch Amy get beat then be my guest dude. Amy what ya say? Wanna go up against The Wild Card and see yourself and Wrecker lose by me Droppin' Some Plates? Cuz' yall' accept then thats all you can get out of it.

TBC by Amy and only Amy no more crazy interruptions

[amysickness]

Amy is still smiling, obviously not feeling the tension in the air, at least not visibly. She giggles playfully and replies-

Amy: Do not be deceived into thinking that this is trash talk, it is the gospel truth! I'm not saying I'm gonna win- just that I'm gonna hurt someone! Reeeaaal bad!

Duece raises an eyebrow in puzzlement. As Amy answers his challenge.

Amy: Buuuut... if you wanna put it to the test, I'm up for it! Let me warn you though, it's your funeral! I'll take you on anytime you want!

Ray: I'm not sure what she's getting herself into...
JP: I have to agree with that. I'd hate to see a pretty thing like Amy get herself hurt out there!
Ray: Could you please try to deliver some balanced commentary?
JP:... I hate irony.

Amy: Anywhere, anytime, anyhow! Just you name it!

JP: The challenge has been set an accepted! What will happen from here?!
Ray: ... I wonder if Duece is free tonight?
JP: Seriously man, I have nothing against your sexual orientation, hell, I guess I let heterosexuality get in the way of some of my commentary, but could I ask why you conform to act like a stereotypical homosexual, I mean isn't this just enforcing ignorance?
Ray: ... I just want to belong...
JP: ...

Meanwhile, Amy is standing in the ring with her totally unaffected familiar smile.

[Skull]

The camera pans around the crowd capturing the fans reactions while waiting for something else to happen when it picks up Skull standing in the crowd. As soon as he sees his face on the big screen he does the cut throat taunt then gets up out of his seat and leaves the arena.

Ray: What was that all about? He just left without a word, do you think he was there the whole time?
JP: I don't know, it's classic Skull mind games. Maybe he was scouting the competition. Skull has a long history of trying to brainwash new talent into aligning with him. Maybe he's got his eye on Amy.
Ray: Oh come on, he might try a lot but the only person that stayed with him is his own brother. Look what happened with Crazy Boy and Black Dragon and well, everyone.
And no offense Jimmy, but Amy doesn't look like the kind of person who would want to hang around with a painted freak like Skull. If she thinks he's scouting her she'll probably pull his eyes out with her bare hands. She scares me Jimmy, she's real creepy.
JP: Well we don't know Skull was here for Amy, he might be scouting Duece or Wrecker. He might just be playing games with us and hope we jump to conclusions.
Ray: Well it worked, i hope he's happy.

(ooc: Just thought I'd spice things up and keep everyone on edge )

[wrecker]

Wrecker looks confused, and turns his attention away from the audience to Duece and Amy

Wrecker: Sometimes, just sometimes....I think I have a magnet for people like skull. I was out for awhile, like, months long. Lots of things could happen. And even while I was here...I didnt do much. So I dont know how things work

He looks frustrated, then turns into a thinking face

Wrecker: Since I did miss stuff, I never got to think about alliances....

He raises his head like he has an idea, then gets angry

Wrecker: Wait a sec, you two! Both of you!

He points at Sickness

Wrecker: Your not exactly the "Sweet and innocent" type! You could have half the roster of people like Skull there out for my head! I saw how you were playing nice with Duece, you probably used the same trick to Skull to get me shredded!

Announcer 1: Thats rubbish, none of the people in here have even heard of Wrecker
Announcer 2: I got a feeling Wrecker has no idea whatsoever about whats going on

Wrecker: Or it could have been Duece! Yeah, that makes more sense, you couldnt take one of my jokes so you got Skull to come after me! Grr...its one of you...just gotta find out who the sucker is. Hell with it, Ill just destroy you both!

[Lrey]

Duece laughs lightly and starts looking at Wrecker with a confused look on his face.

DC: Dude if It was me I would have gotten a better Fighty fighty person out here to mess with you. No offense to Skull but I have connections with superstars much higher on the totem pole like Lrey. Also Amy you said its to be my funeral huh? Well I wonder if we could make that statement true. Maybe we should test that statement in a buried alive match!

The crowd starts cheering crazily as Duece throws an arm up telling then to calm down. Duece then starts talking again with a small smirk on his face.

DC: A funeral is a funeral isn't it? Amy Sickness the sexiest and craziest woman in sports entertainment it would be awesome to have this match with you. You have to prove that you have what it takes for GHW and I have to prove that I'm championship material. So Amy Sickness The Disturbed Princess of GHW how bout it?

TBC by Amy Sickness

OOC: Good shot Skull made for a better RP its good when ppl help out like that, good shot.