Anyone up for a brawl or just to roleplay in ring?

[Human Wreckingball/ Cosmos!]

The bells at the beginning of "This Glass Prison" by Dream Theater ring out from the speakers at the top of the arena as blue and red pyros erupt, scattering over the front of the ramp and obscuring the backstage entrance. Blue and red stagelights sweep across the arena and land on the main entrance ramp as Human Wreckingball appears at the top of the entrance ramp, dressed in his trademark blue boots and pants with red flame details, and a red shirt with blue flame detail. As soon as the Wreckingball steps out, the fans cheer wildly. He lifts his heavily tattooed arms up to the fans who cheer even more....and the turnbuckles and sides of the entrance ramp erupt into very cool looking blue and red flames.

As the flames die down, the Human Wreckingball makes his way down the ramp, shaking hands, posing, signing autographs and talking to the fans. He picks up a microphone and gets into the ring...

Jimmy: Well, it seems the bruising's gone down now......
Ray: Oh, he's quite sexy now I think about it....I'd still rather do Rocker though....
Jimmy: Before- or AFTER Wreckingball and Darren beat him to a pulp?
Ray: After of course.....unconsciousness turns me on so much...
Jimmy: Heh, do you want me to turn you off- permanently? Because I'm still looking for a replacement. Youre not even a very good commentator!
Ray: But my suit.......my suit.....
Jimmy: Is horrible.........is horrible....

Human Wreckingball begins to speak into the microphone: "Yo, whats up GHW? " (Crowd cheer) "So, have you seen our new arrivals yet.......?" (Crowd cheer, less certainly) "Good....now I'd like to say welcome aboard to Amy Sickness...I got to say, she's as mad as a hatter....and just about as attractive! Heh....maybe her and Ray could get together, sort out their own personal problems?" (Crowd cheer, but a few boo....) "And as for Wrecker....even Vlad makes better jokes than you, and that's not saying much..." (Crowd cheer again...) "I mean, Deuce the Douche!? Just because Deuce can win matches without using a crowbar, you have to insult him, its funny but its funny because you're the joke man!"

Human Wreckingball pauses and then continues to speak..."Now I didn't come out here to insult everybody. It might sound like it......but really I didn't. There are another few new arrivals I would like to welcome onboard...."

Jimmy: Well, I hope he gets on with it before Wrecker tries to hit him with his crowbar....
Ray: Can Wrecker hit me with his "crowbar"?
Jimmy: I'm sure he can Ray, Im sure he can.

Human Wreckingball: "As I said, there are a few other people I'd like to welcome onboard. Firstly, Stevie Rock....I still think I owe you a beating from SCW.....roll film!" (Film of Human Wreckingball, Crazy Boy, Stevie Rock and co. brawling plays...) "I still think that there's quite a lot of unfinished business there....Next up, two rookies.....Zach "Blue Fire" Anderson and Jack Irvine. Its good to have you here in GHW, both of you. I hope you manage to make a reputation for yourselves here. Anyways its a slow night and the fans look....well.......bored. So is there anyone out there who wants to come out?"

Ray: Oh, I hope they all come out........
Jimmy: He meant it in the other way.....
Ray: What, he takes it the other way!?
Jimmy: .......

TBC anyone

[Hayden]

96 Quite Bitter Beings by CKY hits the arena, causing the Human Wreckingball to do a double take, backing away to the far side of the ring from the entrance ramp. Jackass wastes little time on entering the arena, coming in sooner than he usually does. The fans come to life as he enters the arena, standing up and cheering the Triumph Champion. No pyros go off, and Jackass strolls down towards the ring, stopping to slap hands with some of the fans on his way, but never taking the determinded look off his face

Jimmy Pate: Ask and you shall recieve, now there is a man that reminds me of myself, never says no to a nice chance to kick somebody's ass
Ray White: Somehow I don't think that Jackass is a person that the HWB expected to come out here tonight. Personally, I'm glad he showed up...I could watch him all night
Jimmy Pate: If he didn't kick your ponsy ass first. But you have a point there, Jackass is an extremely tough opponent at the best of times, he is so unorthodox, you have to attack him with a gameplan. But when he comes out unexpected, and answers your challenge, you dont have that gameplan... you had better say your prayers, coz you 'aint got a chance

By the time the commentators have finished, Jackass has reached the ring. He runs up the steps and ducks under the rope, asking for a mike from ringside. Alll this time, the Human Wreckingball looks on confused, wondering why Jackass answered his challenge, as he seemingly has nothing against HWB. Jackass finally raises the mike to his face and answers the questioning look on HWB's face

Jackass: I am sorry to interupt your fifteen minutes of fame as a bad standup comedian, but I thought I heard somewhere in that dribble of an introduction that you were looking for a bit of action to... 'spice the night up' a little.

Now, there are two things that I dont like in this business...

One is people stealing my thunder. You think you can wow these people with some bad, and I mean really atrociously, horrifically bad jokes. Jokes that even my dog would gag at? You are standing face to face with the quickest mind in GHW, and any day of the week I would beat you in a comedy battle. But thats not why I came out here tonight, no...
The second thing In hate is when you issue a challenge and it goes unanswered. Well I am here to ensure that that doesn't happen. I was sitting in my office out the back, just thinking to myself... "Man I feel like beating the living daylights out of somebody". then i heard your droning, dreary voice over the speakers and thought that you would do nicely.

Jackass moves towards the HWB with his fists balled, but Human Wreckingball backs off, looking like he is about to speak instead

tbc HWB

OOC: Before you go attacking me, just remember that I am the champ and have the best record in GHW, so keep it realistic, there is no way I would stand there like a punching bag and let you kick my ass...be creative

[Human Wreckingball/ Cosmos!]

Human Wreckingball: You like to talk about people stealing your thunder? The only thunder you ever make is after eating too many beans, man. (Crowd roar with laughter)
I dont think I can wow my fans with my sense of humour, I do a very good job of it. Now, I'll be fair. You are a far better comedian than I could ever be...(crowd gasp)....I mean, quickest mind in GHW, not even I could see that one coming!
(Crowd laugh, but quite a few boo this time, and Hayden begins to look somewhat enraged)



Ray: Wreckingball's just ripping into Hayden with his words......
Jimmy: But Hayden looks like he's going to rip Wreckingball with his fists instead...no jokes, Ray
Ray: Who me?

Hayden: (Is beginning to speak but is cut off by Wreckingball)

Wreckingball: You want some action, Hayden? Well I hear Ray charges by the hour for the sort of stuff you're looking for! Dont think he's cheap though...sorry Ray. (Most of the crowd laugh, but Hayden's fans boo very loudly)

Now I'm only joking, I dont have a problem with you, Hayden- I know you care a lot for the fans and you do put on an excellent show for them... I'm still more than happy to fight you though- no-one, but no-one insults my jokes and gets away with it! (Crowd laugh, no booing this time...)

(Human Wreckingball balls his fists and heads towards Hayden...)


TBC Hayden or anyone else who wants to fight

[Hayden]

Hayden raises the mike to his mouth, as Human Wreckingball looks to advance on him. He talks into the mike, stopping HWB in his tracks

Jackass: Sit down before you hurt yourself. I have some advice for you...

This unexpected twist causes HWB to hesitantly back off, looking vaguely interested.

JP: This is gonna be interesting

Jackass: English lessons. I mean, hell, where did you learn to talk? Next time you come out here, how about you try some jokes that actually make some kind of sense to somebody other than yourself. I know this crowd is just being polite, laughing at your lame attempts as you bomb on stage, but I won't be so friendly. If your best material consists of what noises I make after eating beans, then maybe you should just stick to wrestling.

And you have the nerve to come out here and call me gay, you have the nerve to come out here and imply that Ray White is a male prostitute. I don't really care if you're joking or not, what have you got against the guy? I outa slap the taste out of your mouth right now, but you are not worth my time.

Jackass turns to leave the ring, but the Human Wreckingball grabs him by the shoulder, spinning him round. As he spins around, Jackass balls his left fist, and connects with a left hook to the side of HWB's head, sending him sprawling backwards. Human Wreckingball holds his head in pain, as a pissed off looking Jackass changes his mind, advancing in on HWB.

tbc HWB or somebody else

[Human Wreckingball/ Cosmos!]

(Human Wreckingball staggers backwards across the ring.....)
HW: *gasp* If I'm not worth your time, why'd you bother to come out!? I mean, I know my jokes are over your head....but that's not difficult...
(Human Wreckingball narrowly dodges another punch from Hayden)

Wreckingball: If you want to fight, Im not going to disappoint you!
(Human Wreckingball seemingly allows Hayden to punch him, but grabs Hayden's arm at the last minute and uses the momentum to pull Hayden to the ground, at which point Wreckingball begins stomping on Haydens body....the crowd seem split, some cheering on Wreckingball while others boo him.....however, Hayden seems to be lying there, taking the bruises while Wreckingball begins posing to the crowd. As soon as Wreckingball takes his eyes off Hayden, Hayden grabs his leg and twists Wreckingball's leg, grounding him as well. Hayden still grabbing Wreckingball's leg, he catches Wreckingball's foot in his nose...but holds the foot and stretches all of the joints into a vicious ankle lock...)

JP: Well, Hayden really is showing off tonight, he's putting Wreckingball into a very bad light too...
Ray: I dont think Hayden really came out here to fight, I think he just wants to get the crowd to boo Wreckingball...
JP: He's doing quite a good job too, I've never heard anyone boo him before.

TBC Hayden

[Hayden]

Hayden applies even more pressure on Human Wreckinball's ankle, causing him to yell out in pain. HWB grabs out at the rope, holding onto it for dear life

JP: What is he doing? This isnt a match, there are no ropebreaks

Hayden keeps the pressure on the hold as security guards come from backstage to break the pair apart. The sidle Jackass, grabbing him by the underarms and force him away from Human Wreckingball, who is still lying on the ground in pain from his ankle. Security helps him to his feet, but his leg buckles again as he tries to put weight on his bad foot. He looks over at Jackass with an angered look on his face. Hayden is laughing quietly, looking back at HWB as the security guards drag him away.

He yells out to Human Wreckingball, loud enough for the cameras to pick up his words

Jackass: anytime...anytime...I'll be ready for you, punk.

The security guards drag Jackass backstage, and he does not try to get out of their grasp.

Ray: I know Jackass could have broken out of that hold if he wanted to
JP: For once, pansyboy, I think you may be right. I think Jackass sent his message, there was no reason for him to be out here anymore