Post by Vladimir T. Strife on Feb 2, 2007 9:45:10 GMT -5
'All Hail The New Flesh' by Strapping Young Lad begins to play and fans begin to boo simultaneously. Vladimir Strife walks out onto the stage wearing his usual attire, holding the waiver in his hand. He smiles wide to the booing audience and walks down to the ring.
Lizzie hand Vladimir a microphone and he nods in thanks to her before continuing.
"Welcome, boys and girls, to another edition of the Strife Showdown!!"
JP: This audience doesn't seem to be a big fan of this show...
Ray: Well... they boo louder than they do at Justin's show... so they must care more about this.
JP: Hmm... Never thought about that.
The audience boos more as he smiles like he was on top of the world.
"Before we begin though... I have a special guest tonight! Ladies and Gentlemen.. Welcome my good pal and now my bodygaurd... RATTLER!"
A bass guitar comes bumbling through the P.A. as it breaks into 'Revolution' by Judas Priest. Rattler comes out and looks out to the audience, temporarily hushed in surprise.
JP: Vlad's got a bodygaurd now? Does he need it?
Ray: Why didn't he tell me!? I'd LOVE to gaurd his body!
Rattler makes his way down to the ring and stands menacingly behind Vladimir.
"This here's my bodygaurd... He beats people up so I don't have to."
Vladimir gives a big cheesy grin to the audience.
"Anyhow... it's time to pick an opponent! Let's see some hands... come on, get your hands out of your cousin's skirts and raise them high!"
Hands and boos go across the stadium.
"Hey... who in here's a f*g**t?"
JP looks accusingly at Ray.
Ray: "I'm not raising my hand.. he might challenge me!"
Part of the hands quickly retreat, but part of them stay raised, unable to hear Vlad amidst the boos.
Vladimir and Rattler laugh at the audience and then Vladimir wipes his eyes as if crying from laughter.
"Okay, okay... seriously though, lets pick the unfortunate contestant."
Vlad looks about and finally sees someone he wants.
"YOU! You right there! I can't believe it... come on, somebody get that poor bastard up here!"
Vladimir is laughing as he says it.
The audience boos in disgust as they see a gaurd helping a handicapped man and his wheelchair over the gaurdrail. They fold up his chair and slide it in, which Vladimir opens up and helps the man in as they roll him into the ring.
JP: This is horrible... Vlad, what are you doing!?
Vlad laughs a bit longer, angering the man.
"Let me get this straight... You want to fight me... in a match? What is your name, boy?"
"My name is John... and yes, yes I do! I'm sick of you thinking that everyone who is handicapped in some way or another is inferior to you!"
"John.. what makes you think you'll beat me? You're worse than a one-legged man in an asskicking contest!!"
"I'll have you know that I can bench press 500 lbs!"
"I could... if I wanted to... I just don't want to. And If I did, I wouldn't need the bench!"
"Shut up and fight me, you prick!"
"Mighty big talk there John... But you need to recall, you don't have a leg to stand on!"
Vladimir tosses the man the waiver and grins goofy as he watches him sign it.
"This is just too good to be true. Be healed!"
Vladimir smacks him in the forehead and John hits him with a strong right that sends him falling back hard to the mat as the referee calls for the bell.
JP: Oh sh*t! Vlad wasn't expecting that!
Ray: Just like he won't be expecting me in his showerroom.
JP: What?
Ray: Err... nothing.
John pulls himself out of his chair and falls down onto Vladimir.
1- Vladimir kicks out. He gets up and begins to kick John in the head angrily. He laughs a little then and wipes a small bit of blood from his lip.
Vladimir picks up the microphone.
"Come on... stand up and face me like a man!"
The audience boos as Vladimir stomps on him again and then grabs his legs and puts John in a sharpshooter. He laughs as he pulls it tight and John gets annoyed, trying to get out.
Vladimir motions to Rattler, who comes and picks John up enough that Vladimir and get in a cheap punch or two, and then lift him up on his shoulders. Vladimir tosses John's legs high up and brings him down, his head smacking acrossed Vlad's knee as his body falls to the mat.
Ray: The PAINKILLER!!!
Vladimir hooks a leg and the referee counts the 1...2...3.
Vladimir gets up and Rattler raises his hand high as the bell ring. Vladimir picks up a microphone and gets down close to John's head. He acts as though John's telling him something, though the man is unconscious.
"QUICK! WE NEED A MEDIC!!! HE CAN'T FEEL HIS LEGS!!!"
Vladimir yells it out as though deathly serious, then drops to his knees laughing. Rattler laughs along as 'All Hail The New Flesh' begins to play through the P.A. again. Vladimir stops laughing after a minute and speaks into the microphone again, barely audible over the music.
"Godd@mn, I love me!"
Ray laughs : Can't feel his legs, Aha!!
JP: That's not funny, Ray... *smacks Ray acrossed the back of the head*
Ray: Owiee..... do it again!
He grins wide and throws the microphone over his shoulder, then rolls out of the ring, Rattler following him out by stepping through the ropes and then dropping down to the floor.
The two begin to head to the back when suddenly someone comes busting out of the back.
TBCB they know who they are.
OOC: Comments welcome!
Lizzie hand Vladimir a microphone and he nods in thanks to her before continuing.
"Welcome, boys and girls, to another edition of the Strife Showdown!!"
JP: This audience doesn't seem to be a big fan of this show...
Ray: Well... they boo louder than they do at Justin's show... so they must care more about this.
JP: Hmm... Never thought about that.
The audience boos more as he smiles like he was on top of the world.
"Before we begin though... I have a special guest tonight! Ladies and Gentlemen.. Welcome my good pal and now my bodygaurd... RATTLER!"
A bass guitar comes bumbling through the P.A. as it breaks into 'Revolution' by Judas Priest. Rattler comes out and looks out to the audience, temporarily hushed in surprise.
JP: Vlad's got a bodygaurd now? Does he need it?
Ray: Why didn't he tell me!? I'd LOVE to gaurd his body!
Rattler makes his way down to the ring and stands menacingly behind Vladimir.
"This here's my bodygaurd... He beats people up so I don't have to."
Vladimir gives a big cheesy grin to the audience.
"Anyhow... it's time to pick an opponent! Let's see some hands... come on, get your hands out of your cousin's skirts and raise them high!"
Hands and boos go across the stadium.
"Hey... who in here's a f*g**t?"
JP looks accusingly at Ray.
Ray: "I'm not raising my hand.. he might challenge me!"
Part of the hands quickly retreat, but part of them stay raised, unable to hear Vlad amidst the boos.
Vladimir and Rattler laugh at the audience and then Vladimir wipes his eyes as if crying from laughter.
"Okay, okay... seriously though, lets pick the unfortunate contestant."
Vlad looks about and finally sees someone he wants.
"YOU! You right there! I can't believe it... come on, somebody get that poor bastard up here!"
Vladimir is laughing as he says it.
The audience boos in disgust as they see a gaurd helping a handicapped man and his wheelchair over the gaurdrail. They fold up his chair and slide it in, which Vladimir opens up and helps the man in as they roll him into the ring.
JP: This is horrible... Vlad, what are you doing!?
Vlad laughs a bit longer, angering the man.
"Let me get this straight... You want to fight me... in a match? What is your name, boy?"
"My name is John... and yes, yes I do! I'm sick of you thinking that everyone who is handicapped in some way or another is inferior to you!"
"John.. what makes you think you'll beat me? You're worse than a one-legged man in an asskicking contest!!"
"I'll have you know that I can bench press 500 lbs!"
"I could... if I wanted to... I just don't want to. And If I did, I wouldn't need the bench!"
"Shut up and fight me, you prick!"
"Mighty big talk there John... But you need to recall, you don't have a leg to stand on!"
Vladimir tosses the man the waiver and grins goofy as he watches him sign it.
"This is just too good to be true. Be healed!"
Vladimir smacks him in the forehead and John hits him with a strong right that sends him falling back hard to the mat as the referee calls for the bell.
JP: Oh sh*t! Vlad wasn't expecting that!
Ray: Just like he won't be expecting me in his showerroom.
JP: What?
Ray: Err... nothing.
John pulls himself out of his chair and falls down onto Vladimir.
1- Vladimir kicks out. He gets up and begins to kick John in the head angrily. He laughs a little then and wipes a small bit of blood from his lip.
Vladimir picks up the microphone.
"Come on... stand up and face me like a man!"
The audience boos as Vladimir stomps on him again and then grabs his legs and puts John in a sharpshooter. He laughs as he pulls it tight and John gets annoyed, trying to get out.
Vladimir motions to Rattler, who comes and picks John up enough that Vladimir and get in a cheap punch or two, and then lift him up on his shoulders. Vladimir tosses John's legs high up and brings him down, his head smacking acrossed Vlad's knee as his body falls to the mat.
Ray: The PAINKILLER!!!
Vladimir hooks a leg and the referee counts the 1...2...3.
Vladimir gets up and Rattler raises his hand high as the bell ring. Vladimir picks up a microphone and gets down close to John's head. He acts as though John's telling him something, though the man is unconscious.
"QUICK! WE NEED A MEDIC!!! HE CAN'T FEEL HIS LEGS!!!"
Vladimir yells it out as though deathly serious, then drops to his knees laughing. Rattler laughs along as 'All Hail The New Flesh' begins to play through the P.A. again. Vladimir stops laughing after a minute and speaks into the microphone again, barely audible over the music.
"Godd@mn, I love me!"
Ray laughs : Can't feel his legs, Aha!!
JP: That's not funny, Ray... *smacks Ray acrossed the back of the head*
Ray: Owiee..... do it again!
He grins wide and throws the microphone over his shoulder, then rolls out of the ring, Rattler following him out by stepping through the ropes and then dropping down to the floor.
The two begin to head to the back when suddenly someone comes busting out of the back.
TBCB they know who they are.
OOC: Comments welcome!
